0:00:02 > 0:00:05'Dear Mummykins, today proved that dreams really can come true...
0:00:05 > 0:00:07GOVERNOR LAUGHS
0:00:07 > 0:00:10'..but they can very quickly turn into nightmares.'
0:00:10 > 0:00:11HE SCREAMS
0:00:11 > 0:00:15But, along the way, we saw some acts that were truly out of this world!
0:00:17 > 0:00:19It all started in my office...
0:00:21 > 0:00:22ALARM BELL GOES OFF
0:00:24 > 0:00:29# You've been found guilty Of a howling showbiz crime
0:00:29 > 0:00:33# So welcome to The Slammer Where you're gonna serve your time
0:00:33 > 0:00:38# With every type of minstrel Entertainer and artiste
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# Performing to the limit To try and get released
0:00:41 > 0:00:46# So go and fetch the audience Bring them to The Slammer
0:00:46 > 0:00:50# And polish up your act With a bit of glitz and glamour
0:00:50 > 0:00:55# Your fate is in their hands So make them cheer and clamour
0:00:55 > 0:00:58# It's the only way You'll ever leave The Slammer
0:00:58 > 0:00:59# Leave The Slammer
0:00:59 > 0:01:03# It's the only way You'll ever leave The Slammer! #
0:01:07 > 0:01:10- HE MIMICS BURGESS:- Sloppy ploppy porridge!
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Sloppy ploppy porridge!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15No, that's only one word, isn't it, sir?
0:01:15 > 0:01:19Oh, only one word, sir, sir... Sloppy ploppy porridge!
0:01:19 > 0:01:20DOOR OPENS
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Have you ever heard of knocking?
0:01:22 > 0:01:26- Yes, small town in Shropshire, sir. - Thank you for that, Frank.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29I confiscated this magic powder from Magnificent Marvo, sir.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Mr Burgess wants to keep it in the naughty cupboard,
0:01:31 > 0:01:34but I think we should flush it down the loo.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37- Oh, you must never do that with magic powder.- Why's that?
0:01:37 > 0:01:39We did it once, all the toilets came to life,
0:01:39 > 0:01:41and bit everyone on the bum for a week.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Give it here!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46- What's that sir?- Nothing, nothing...
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Um... Yeah, um...
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Do you want a porky pie?
0:01:52 > 0:01:55- Do you want a porky pie? - HE SNIFFS LIKE A DOG
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Have a little porky pie? Go for your porky pie!
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Right, what's he got?
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Did I just fall for that again?
0:02:04 > 0:02:06- You did, sir, yes.- Oh, dear...
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Hey! Give me there! It's personal.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10- Give me...- Oh, this one's the best!
0:02:10 > 0:02:11Who is it?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14It's a cartoon character I invented -
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Sylvester the Jester.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18He's so life-like!
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Life-like, do you think so?
0:02:20 > 0:02:21BELL RINGS
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Right, come on, Meadows! Let's lunch.
0:02:25 > 0:02:26Life-like...
0:02:28 > 0:02:31My cartoon character come to life.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Now, that would be a thing.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Whoa!
0:02:45 > 0:02:46What's going on here?
0:02:48 > 0:02:51You're real! You're really real!
0:02:51 > 0:02:52GOVERNOR LAUGHS
0:02:54 > 0:02:55Ooh...
0:02:56 > 0:02:59They grow up so quickly these days.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Now then, High Rollaz, do you want sloppy ploppy porridge
0:03:04 > 0:03:06or ploppy sloppy porridge?
0:03:06 > 0:03:08- What's the difference?- Nothing!
0:03:11 > 0:03:14And here's yours, Bird-Whistling Wilbur.
0:03:15 > 0:03:16And a bit of bird seed.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19HE WHISTLES
0:03:19 > 0:03:20(Twitter.)
0:03:23 > 0:03:25I'll have a burger and some French fries,
0:03:25 > 0:03:26burger and some French fries...
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Burger and some French fries, please.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31You'll have sloppy ploppy porridge like everybody else!
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Yuck! That's the worst stuff I've ever tasted!
0:03:37 > 0:03:40And I've tasted toe cheese. Bleurgh!
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- Have we met before? - You look familiar.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46I get that a lot. David Beckham, Brad Pitt, Lady GaGa...
0:03:46 > 0:03:48They're all close personal friends of mine.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Allow me to introduce myself -
0:03:51 > 0:03:55Sylvester the Jester at your service.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Let's shake hands.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Where have I seen him before?
0:04:02 > 0:04:05- (Sylvester the Jester...) - Hang on, wasn't that...?
0:04:05 > 0:04:07BOTH: The Governor's cartoon!
0:04:08 > 0:04:12- Ah!- Knocking, Frank! Knocking! - Shropshire, sir! Shropshire!
0:04:12 > 0:04:13What have you done, sir?!
0:04:13 > 0:04:16You noticed my chrysanthemum arrangement?
0:04:16 > 0:04:17I'm not talking about the flowers,
0:04:17 > 0:04:19but about the living, breathing cartoon
0:04:19 > 0:04:21you've unleashed upon The Slammer.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23You said it yourself, Frank - he was so life-like.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26I merely used a little Marvo's magic powder and poof!
0:04:26 > 0:04:30There he was! A new addition to the happy Slammer family.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32We'll hardly know he's here!
0:04:32 > 0:04:35He's a little...unpredictable, sir.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Don't talk like that, Meadows! His ears will be burning!
0:04:37 > 0:04:38Argh!
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Isn't he great?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49CONGA MUSIC
0:04:49 > 0:04:51CRASH!
0:04:51 > 0:04:52SMASH!
0:04:57 > 0:04:58Aaaah!
0:04:59 > 0:05:02I shall save you with my Insto-Mallet!
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Observe!
0:05:10 > 0:05:11No need to thank me!
0:05:15 > 0:05:18"Won't even know he's here..."
0:05:18 > 0:05:20He'll settle down.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Tap dancing on the taps, using his tongue as a tight rope
0:05:25 > 0:05:26and playing ping pong, sir.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Well, that doesn't sound too bad.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30With his eyeballs, sir.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Trick is to keep your eye on the ball. Or the ball on your eye.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Or have a ball with your eye.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Thank you, Sylvester.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39- He has to go!- I'll put him on the naughty step for a bit.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41I don't think we've got a step big enough!
0:05:41 > 0:05:45We'll talk about it later, it's almost time for The Freedom Show.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47The Freedom Show, sir. There's an idea!
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Why if he put him on Freedom Show and he won, sir?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51No, Frank! I know your little ways, and it won't work this time.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54The Freedom Show is for performing prisoners only
0:05:54 > 0:05:59and Sylvester isn't a prisoner. He hasn't even done anything wrong.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Now, how do I look?
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Diiiivine!
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Thank you, Sylvester! It's Showtime!
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to HMP Slammer,
0:06:11 > 0:06:14where you decide which prisoner is to be released.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Now, please, welcome your host.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18The man who put the inches into Da Vinci.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22The Renny into Renoir and the botty into Botticelli...
0:06:22 > 0:06:24It's the Governor!
0:06:24 > 0:06:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Who's the Governor?
0:06:42 > 0:06:44ALL: You're the Governor!
0:06:44 > 0:06:48Hello, my jailers and jailbirds and you, my little poppet.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Hi, Daddy!
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Wonderful to see you all, jailers and jailbirds
0:06:52 > 0:06:54for another Freedom Show.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56And what acts we've got for you,
0:06:56 > 0:06:58performing prisoner appreciators.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01We've got a giant soap bubble show.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Ooh, very bubbly!
0:07:03 > 0:07:05ALL: Ooooh!
0:07:05 > 0:07:08We've got a very mysterious act who does weird things
0:07:08 > 0:07:12and juggles with lights called Vojta Stolbenko!
0:07:12 > 0:07:14ALL: Ooooh!
0:07:14 > 0:07:16And an act that will amaze you, we've got Bird...
0:07:16 > 0:07:18HE WHISTLES
0:07:18 > 0:07:20..Whistling Wilbur, yes.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21ALL: Ooooh!
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Jailers and jailbirds, they're wonderful.
0:07:24 > 0:07:25Four of them being in The Slammer,
0:07:25 > 0:07:28hoping to earn their freedom from you lot!
0:07:28 > 0:07:32You will decide after seeing the incredible skating skills of...
0:07:32 > 0:07:35the High Rollaz Skating Show!
0:07:35 > 0:07:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:07:44 > 0:07:46MUSIC PLAYS
0:08:04 > 0:08:06ALL: Ooooh!
0:09:47 > 0:09:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Wow, there they are, jailers and jailbirds, the High Rollaz...
0:09:57 > 0:10:00- What an act! Hey, can I have a go? - No, Sylvester.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02The Freedom Show is for prisoners only.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05But...I got a criminal record.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08If I let you go in the Freedom Show, you might win
0:10:08 > 0:10:11and then I'd have to release you and I'd never see you again.
0:10:11 > 0:10:12- That's true.- Now, sit down.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Carry on with the Freedom Show, Mr Burgess.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17High Rollaz! But have they rolled the dice of showbiz fate
0:10:17 > 0:10:19to get them out of here, sir?
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Definitely, it was so good, it made me quack.
0:10:22 > 0:10:23It made you quack, sir?
0:10:23 > 0:10:27- Yeah.- An act was so good it made you quack!- Yeah.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Would you like to demonstrate the quack for us now, sir?
0:10:30 > 0:10:31Quack!
0:10:31 > 0:10:33LAUGHTER
0:10:33 > 0:10:34That is an absolute first, sir,
0:10:34 > 0:10:36we've never had an act on the Freedom Show
0:10:36 > 0:10:38that's made anyone quack.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40The High Rollaz, will they get a high score?
0:10:40 > 0:10:44I think it was good when they were doing all the dancing,
0:10:44 > 0:10:47but how they did it with the roller skates was skate-ilicious.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Skate-ilicious? Very good.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52And for one final word, sum up that act for me, miss.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Supersonic.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Supersonic, sir!
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Well, there's your views on the High Rollaz Skating Show.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Will they be going free? You'll decide later on.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04On to our next performing prisoner, what an act.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06He's a giant bubble act, yes,
0:11:06 > 0:11:08and he's serving three years in The Slammer
0:11:08 > 0:11:11for blowing bubbles in the local swimming pool,
0:11:11 > 0:11:12and not using his mouth...
0:11:12 > 0:11:16Jailers and jailbirds, will you welcome the Giant Soap Bubble Show!
0:11:16 > 0:11:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:24 > 0:11:26MUSIC PLAYS
0:11:31 > 0:11:34ALL: Oooh!
0:11:51 > 0:11:53APPLAUSE
0:11:56 > 0:12:00ALL: Oooh!
0:12:11 > 0:12:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:12:45 > 0:12:47ALL: Wow!
0:13:10 > 0:13:12CHEERING
0:13:29 > 0:13:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:13:37 > 0:13:40They are everywhere, aren't they? What an amazing act!
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Did he blow you away...?
0:13:42 > 0:13:44ALL: Yes!
0:13:44 > 0:13:47..or did he burst your bubble? Let's find out with Mr Bubbly Burgess.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Right, miss, tell me specifically about that act.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53I think it was full of fun and it's something I've never seen before.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55I think he should go through.
0:13:55 > 0:13:56Was that a very bubbly act, sir?
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Yeah, I think that was bubble-tastic!
0:13:59 > 0:14:01All of the mini bubbles were just amazing.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04And for one final word...
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Sum that act up for me...
0:14:07 > 0:14:08..sir.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10- Amazing.- Right. Amazing, sir!
0:14:10 > 0:14:14Well, there we are, your views on the Giant Soap Bubble Show.
0:14:14 > 0:14:15Marvellous and...
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Here. You really want a place on the Freedom Show?
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Yeah, but you heard Poppa Bear, he said I can't.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23But what if the show wasn't full?
0:14:23 > 0:14:27You mean one of the contestants would kind of drop out?
0:14:27 > 0:14:29I'm sure you've got something up your sleeve.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33- Oh, yeah! I'm on it! - Yes... Get on it.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37We introduce the act called...Solitary Confinement!
0:14:39 > 0:14:42No! Keep those weasels away!
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Yes, Solitary Confinement, where we let the acts in The Slammer
0:14:45 > 0:14:49who were too naughty and terrible to be allowed out.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52We let them have a go, it's marvellous and they have a chance
0:14:52 > 0:14:55to win something nice, a little treat.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57And on this show, if they do well,
0:14:57 > 0:15:00we're going to give them a bright, colourful bouncing ball.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02ALL: Oooh!
0:15:02 > 0:15:05But if they don't do well and they get the thumbs down,
0:15:05 > 0:15:07they get a cruel and unusual punishment. Mr Burgess?
0:15:07 > 0:15:10- Sir!- What is today's cruel and unusual punishment?
0:15:10 > 0:15:13Today, sir, it's being bound in hessian,
0:15:13 > 0:15:16strapped into an elastic twang device
0:15:16 > 0:15:19and shot off over a million miles in space, sir!
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Well, somebody will decide
0:15:21 > 0:15:24and that person will be our judge for the day, so who will it be?
0:15:24 > 0:15:28This young lady here looks like she could make a good judge.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31- Come this way, madam.- Give her a round of applause, please.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32APPLAUSE
0:15:32 > 0:15:35- On you go, miss.- Hello, miss, what's your name?
0:15:35 > 0:15:38- Molly.- Molly, lovely! What Molly needs, Mr Burgess,
0:15:38 > 0:15:41- is the wig of justice. - The wig of justice, sir.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Very nicely applied, Mr Burgess. It suits you.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Do you have the thumb of fate?
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Nice clean one, you'll need that to decide later.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Is it thumbs up or thumbs down?
0:15:51 > 0:15:53As we welcome the act on Solitary Confinement
0:15:53 > 0:15:57and it's the Duelling Gurners!
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Here we go! Come on! Oh, oh, dear!
0:16:05 > 0:16:07BANJO MUSIC PLAYS
0:16:44 > 0:16:46What do you think?
0:16:46 > 0:16:49THEY SCREAM
0:16:50 > 0:16:54Well, the Duelling Gurners, what a gruesome act.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56A whole new meaning to the word face-ache, don't you think?
0:16:56 > 0:17:00But you've got to decide now. Judge Molly, with the thumb of fate.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Hold that thumb up there.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Thumbs up, something colourful and bright.
0:17:04 > 0:17:08Thumbs down, guest appearance on The Sky At Night.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Your time starts now!
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Ooooh...
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Is it a thumbs up or thumbs down?
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Oh! It's thumbs down! Take them away!
0:17:19 > 0:17:23Very well done, judge Molly, there we are.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25You get something that no child would want to be without -
0:17:25 > 0:17:28yes, a signed photograph of the Governor!
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Let her have it, please, Officer Meadows, there we are.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33And a big round of applause for being our judge!
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Thank you very much indeed!
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Start the procedure!
0:17:37 > 0:17:42'Five, four, three, two, one, zero...'
0:17:42 > 0:17:43Fire!
0:17:48 > 0:17:51We won't be seeing them for a while. Mr Burgess, thank you very much!
0:17:51 > 0:17:54- Thank you, sir!- Carry on, on with the Freedom Show.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Yes, jailers and jailbirds, the next act,
0:17:57 > 0:17:59this amazing thing with lights.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01I can't really describe it to you. All I'll say is
0:18:01 > 0:18:04he's serving four years in The Slammer for being light-fingered.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Will you please welcome the unique artistry
0:18:07 > 0:18:10of Vojta Stolbenko!
0:18:10 > 0:18:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:18:18 > 0:18:20MUSIC PLAYS
0:18:27 > 0:18:29ALL: Oooh!
0:18:40 > 0:18:42ALL: Oooh!
0:18:47 > 0:18:49ALL: Oooh!
0:19:04 > 0:19:06ALL: Oooh!
0:19:12 > 0:19:14ALL: Oooh!
0:19:18 > 0:19:20ALL: Oooh!
0:19:29 > 0:19:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:19:35 > 0:19:38What an unusual act, jailers and jailbirds.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41He worked at the local airport, you know, caused chaos, he did. Oh!
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Planes going everywhere!
0:19:43 > 0:19:46But will he be clear for take-off? Let's find out with Captain Burgess.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Well, genuine talent or just a bloke waving a torch around?
0:19:49 > 0:19:51- He's very good.- Why?
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Because he's different and colourful.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Different and colourful. Do you think he's done enough to go free?
0:19:57 > 0:19:59- Yes.- I don't.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01- What did you think of that act? - I thought it was fabu-li-cious.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Fabu-li-cious, yes!
0:20:03 > 0:20:05One final word, sum that act up, sir!
0:20:05 > 0:20:07- Colourful.- Colourful, sir!
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Well, there you are, your views on Vojta Stolbenko.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Maybe he will be going free.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Bird-Whistling Wilbur, you're up next, aren't you?
0:20:15 > 0:20:17HE WHISTLES
0:20:17 > 0:20:18Yeah... That's for you.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21For your finale...
0:20:21 > 0:20:22You know birds, don't you?
0:20:22 > 0:20:23HE WHISTLES
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Here's one - duck!
0:20:25 > 0:20:26LOUD BLAST
0:20:26 > 0:20:27THEY SCREAM
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Sylvester! What's happening?!
0:20:29 > 0:20:34Ooopsie! I was helping Wilbur with his Dodo impersonation.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36That's a crime against showbiz, sir,
0:20:36 > 0:20:38which makes him an official prisoner.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41And we're down an act, which means...
0:20:41 > 0:20:43He can perform, sir.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Well, if that's what you wish...jailers and jailbirds,
0:20:46 > 0:20:49please welcome the cartoon caperings
0:20:49 > 0:20:52of Sylvester the Jester!
0:20:52 > 0:20:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Wow! What an attractive audience to...
0:21:01 > 0:21:02Wait a minute!
0:21:07 > 0:21:09HE SCREAMS
0:21:09 > 0:21:11THEY LAUGH
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Sylvester the Jester at your service!
0:21:15 > 0:21:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Thank you and today, I think I'm going to start off
0:21:21 > 0:21:24with just a little bit of music!
0:21:24 > 0:21:25HE FARTS
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Oops, that wasn't it! He-he!
0:21:28 > 0:21:31Actually, I play by ear.
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Oh!
0:21:37 > 0:21:38SCREECHING
0:21:38 > 0:21:39I think...
0:21:41 > 0:21:44STRINGS SCREECH
0:21:46 > 0:21:49THEY LAUGH
0:21:49 > 0:21:52HE PLAYS A TUNE
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Is it hot in here or is it just me?
0:21:58 > 0:22:00ALL: It's you!
0:22:00 > 0:22:01I thought so!
0:22:01 > 0:22:04SCREECHING
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Back to normal!
0:22:06 > 0:22:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:12 > 0:22:16Oh...oh, fire! I got fire over here, come on!
0:22:16 > 0:22:18No big deal!
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Oh, deep hat!
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Now, what from the hat!
0:22:26 > 0:22:30Gasoline, it's petrol, OK... Don't touch that with a ten-foot pole!
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Wouldn't you know, it's a ten-foot pole!
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Does anybody have a little water for me, hello?
0:22:40 > 0:22:41Come on!
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Aaah!
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Oh, thanks a lot!
0:22:47 > 0:22:49See you later, Sergeant Major!
0:22:49 > 0:22:50Down the hatch!
0:22:56 > 0:22:59THEY LAUGH
0:23:04 > 0:23:07If you look very close, you see,
0:23:07 > 0:23:09I'm just going to get whiskers, can you see them?
0:23:09 > 0:23:13I'm going to make them disappear with this!
0:23:13 > 0:23:16It's sticky paper for catching flies.
0:23:16 > 0:23:21So all you've got to do is this - apply thusly to the affected area.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Oh!
0:23:24 > 0:23:27HE SCREAMS
0:23:27 > 0:23:30This is a rip off!
0:23:30 > 0:23:33THEY LAUGH
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Back to normal!
0:23:37 > 0:23:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:39 > 0:23:43There he is, there he is!
0:23:43 > 0:23:46I've never seen an act like Sylvester the Jester before.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49Sensational! What was he a comic book hero?
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Let's find out with Mr Burgess.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Sylvester the Jester, cartoon fun or a pain in the bum?
0:23:54 > 0:23:57I thought he was really good and hilarious.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00What do you think of Sylvester the Jester?
0:24:00 > 0:24:03I liked it when he looked through the binoculars
0:24:03 > 0:24:05and the eyes came through the end of it.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08So do you think we should let him go free or should we keep him here?
0:24:08 > 0:24:12- Let him go free.- Oh, I want to keep him, I love him. I created him.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15If you love something, let it free.
0:24:15 > 0:24:19If you love something, let it free. I'm feeling upset.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21One final word. Sum that act up for me, please.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Fan-dabi-docious.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Fan-dabi-docious.
0:24:25 > 0:24:26Well, jailers and jailbirds,
0:24:26 > 0:24:29you've seen four fantastic performer prisoner acts.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Before we decide who's going free,
0:24:31 > 0:24:33let's welcome them all back to the stage!
0:24:33 > 0:24:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:35 > 0:24:38The High Rollaz, the Soap Bubble act,
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Vojta Stolbenko
0:24:40 > 0:24:43and Sylvester the Jester!
0:24:43 > 0:24:44Wow!
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Let's see what you thought of them now. First off, on those skates,
0:24:49 > 0:24:53getting on their skates, it was the High Rollaz Skating Show!
0:24:53 > 0:24:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Wow, you certainly liked them - 78.7!
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Very good! Great start!
0:25:04 > 0:25:08Well, a very different act, a very clean act indeed.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10It was the Giant Soap Bubble Show!
0:25:10 > 0:25:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:16 > 0:25:21You liked him as well, he's got 77.3!
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Which puts him just into second place.
0:25:24 > 0:25:28Next, one of the most unusual acts we've seen here in The Slammer.
0:25:28 > 0:25:32He lit up the stage, didn't he? He's Vojta Stolbenko!
0:25:32 > 0:25:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:36 > 0:25:38You liked him.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Oh, we're all in the 70s, here on the Freedom Show.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Just 70.1.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44That means he's staying with us.
0:25:44 > 0:25:48Out in the lead, just on 78.7 is the High Rollaz.
0:25:48 > 0:25:53Only one more act could possibly pip them at the post.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56What did you think of a very late addition to the show?
0:25:56 > 0:25:58It's Sylvester the Jester!
0:25:58 > 0:26:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:04 > 0:26:07You did like him! He got 75.6, but it wasn't enough
0:26:07 > 0:26:11because the winners of the Freedom Show, 78.7 and going free -
0:26:11 > 0:26:13it's the High Rollaz!
0:26:13 > 0:26:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:16 > 0:26:18You're free to go!
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Take them away! Give them a big hand there! Off they go,
0:26:20 > 0:26:24give them a round of applause, jailers and jailbirds!
0:26:24 > 0:26:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:26 > 0:26:30My little Sylvester stays with me! Oh, wonderful!
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Oh, though we know what's for tea -
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Mr Burgess' sloppy ploppy porridge, I presume.
0:26:35 > 0:26:39Well, sir, the chef's guaranteed he's going to do world cuisine.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41So he's doing Spanish paella,
0:26:41 > 0:26:44pasta from Italy, and a curry from India.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47And tonight, sir, he's starting off with Scotland.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49- What's he doing? - Sloppy ploppy porridge, sir.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Oh! Go on, give them a big cheer, jailers and jailbirds.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Off they go!
0:26:54 > 0:26:57Well, they're going for their sloppy ploppy porridge.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59It's time for our tea and we hope
0:26:59 > 0:27:01you have something nice for your tea as well.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04But in the meantime, from everyone here at The Slammer,
0:27:04 > 0:27:06remember, if you can't sing dance or rhyme...
0:27:06 > 0:27:09ALL: Don't do the crime!
0:27:09 > 0:27:12And we'll see you again soon for more fun on The Freedom Show
0:27:12 > 0:27:15in The Slammer! Bye-bye, jailers and jailbirds, bye-bye!
0:27:15 > 0:27:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:27:35 > 0:27:38# It's the only way You'll ever leave The Slammer! #
0:27:42 > 0:27:44Oh, oh! Let go! Oh!
0:27:44 > 0:27:47Nobody rubs me out! No!
0:27:47 > 0:27:50I drew you, I can rub you out!
0:27:50 > 0:27:51No, no, no!
0:27:51 > 0:27:53We're going to need a bigger rubber, sir.
0:27:55 > 0:27:56Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd