0:00:06 > 0:00:10# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through
0:00:10 > 0:00:15- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!
0:00:15 > 0:00:20# Believe it now I will win some day. #
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Yes!
0:00:23 > 0:00:29- Louise! I've found this cool quiz for best mates to do together!- Bye.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34Fine! I don't care! I'll play with Elaine.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36- Well, I...- As if!
0:00:37 > 0:00:42- Tracy, I've got some really good news for you.- You're leaving!
0:00:42 > 0:00:45You've been chosen to appear
0:00:45 > 0:00:49in a "Child of the Week" newspaper ad.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Let's go buy some new clothes now!
0:00:52 > 0:00:55It's not about looks, it's more about personality.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Good job they didn't choose YOU.
0:01:00 > 0:01:06- This is about vegetables?- Jenny says you should eat more. What do you say?
0:01:06 > 0:01:08- But we only like fries.- True.
0:01:08 > 0:01:14Jenny wants us to explore vegetables that come in a colour...like green!
0:01:14 > 0:01:16ALL: Ugh!
0:01:16 > 0:01:21That's great news! The newspaper has offered us extra space.
0:01:21 > 0:01:26- Louise can have one too.- I object to "buy one, get one free" approaches.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30- They're children, not special offers.- They need foster parents!
0:01:30 > 0:01:35- Let's not forget that! - Working here, it's hardly likely!
0:01:35 > 0:01:39- Tracy will be upset if she's not the only one.- She'll be fine...
0:01:39 > 0:01:44- once she sees the ad.- You've done it without talking to her?
0:01:44 > 0:01:49I can't believe the only vegetables you can come up with are baked beans.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Sorry, Duke - could I borrow Louise?
0:01:52 > 0:01:55What's wrong with baked beans?
0:01:55 > 0:02:00- They make you...- Thank you, Maxy! They're not green and they're tinned.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04Duke's right. Why don't you make broccoli or cabbage?
0:02:04 > 0:02:09- I told you she was wacko!- Why d'you want to eat stuff like that?- I don't.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13I won't be here. I'm Child of the Week.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15My ad will be so brilliant,
0:02:15 > 0:02:20that there'll be a flood of people desperate to foster me.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24I'll choose the richest, handsomest, spoil-me-most parents.
0:02:24 > 0:02:30There'll be so many of them, they'll bribe me with flashy presents.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34They'll have to lay on counsellors for the people I turn down.
0:02:34 > 0:02:39They'll be so upset because they'll all be dying to take me home.
0:02:40 > 0:02:46Then racing to bring you back again, just like the last time.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50BURP!
0:02:50 > 0:02:56I'd hate to live in a strange house with...well...strangers.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00Lucky they picked me and not you, then, Weed.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Elaine - the glorious pain - is in there telling Louise.
0:03:04 > 0:03:09- She's not even thought about Tracy. - We better be ready with bandages.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12You're what?! I'M Child of the Week!
0:03:12 > 0:03:16You're not meant to tell us stuff, then change your mind!
0:03:16 > 0:03:20You ARE Child of the Week! Louise is too.
0:03:20 > 0:03:25Then I'm not Child of the Week! It's children - any thicko knows that!
0:03:25 > 0:03:29Stop whingeing. It's only a stupid ad no-one cares about.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33You would care if YOU were Child of the Week.
0:03:33 > 0:03:39- I don't need to be - I've got a dad. - Tracy has a mum!- But my dad visits,
0:03:39 > 0:03:43- unlike her invisible mum. - She not invisible!
0:03:43 > 0:03:46- That's enough, Tracy.- She started it.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Why are THEY getting all the fuss?
0:03:49 > 0:03:53Cos we're special and you're not! ..Coming, Louise?
0:03:55 > 0:04:00Here's how we should play it. These kids are grinning.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04So we should look sad - a sort of puppy-in-a-pet-shop look.
0:04:04 > 0:04:09- All the foster parents will want to come and rescue us!- Dead clever.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Ta-da!
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Looks like an explosion in a bogey factory!
0:04:18 > 0:04:23- Gross!- This from the girl who asked for broccoli!
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Give them a try - you might like them.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28(Tracy...
0:04:28 > 0:04:30(I can't!)
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Mmm, Duke, you're right! They're delicious!
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Told you!
0:04:55 > 0:04:58So...Duke, how d'you make them?
0:04:58 > 0:05:02Chop them into sticks, dip them in batter and then fry them.
0:05:02 > 0:05:08- Really?- Yeah.- So, how are we doing in here?- Fine!
0:05:08 > 0:05:12- My courgette chips have gone down a storm.- Great.
0:05:12 > 0:05:17- Tracy, the photographer's here. - Must dash - the press hate to wait.
0:05:19 > 0:05:24- You know what we're after, don't you? - Sure, I do this stuff all the time.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Ah, Tracy, say hello to Brian.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Hello, sweetheart. What's your name?
0:05:30 > 0:05:36I hope you pay more attention to my photo. I'm Tracy, Elaine just said!
0:05:36 > 0:05:39- Tracy!- There! She did it again.
0:05:41 > 0:05:46Right, well... let's give it a go, then, shall we?
0:05:48 > 0:05:53Tracy, you want to get fostered, not apply for a job as an undertaker!
0:05:53 > 0:05:59Do you want the full Justine make-over, or just a bit of gloss?
0:05:59 > 0:06:03- Nothing.- Are you sure? It makes your lips look better when you smile.
0:06:03 > 0:06:09- I'm not going to smile.- Don't you want to get fostered?- Course, I do.
0:06:09 > 0:06:15- We have a plan.- You're going along with a Tracy plan? Have you lost it?
0:06:22 > 0:06:27- What are you doing? - Disposing of the evidence!
0:06:27 > 0:06:30PLOP! PLOP! That's enough!
0:06:30 > 0:06:33- We need somewhere else.- Flush!
0:06:36 > 0:06:41I've been here ages and he still can't get it right.
0:06:41 > 0:06:46- It's hard to take a decent photo of a kid who refuses to smile.- OK!
0:06:47 > 0:06:52- Now, let's try again, shall we? - Right, Tracy...
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Watch the birdy!
0:06:55 > 0:06:57CUCKOO! CUCKOO!
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Fine. We'll go with what we've got.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12- You're done. Send Louise in. - When are we going to write my ad?
0:07:12 > 0:07:17- I've already written it.- What? You're a social worker, not a writer!
0:07:17 > 0:07:20You'll like it. Listen...
0:07:20 > 0:07:25"Tracy is a lively, healthy, chatty, ten-year-old
0:07:25 > 0:07:27"who's been in care for a few years.
0:07:27 > 0:07:32"She has a few behavioural problems and needs a long-term foster home."
0:07:32 > 0:07:37- Is that the best you can say - healthy?!- I say "lively", too.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40That's grownup code for "difficult".
0:07:40 > 0:07:44And you put "behavioural problems"! Your ad stinks and I hate it!
0:07:44 > 0:07:49- Only mad people will want me and it'll all be your fault!- Tracy...!
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Wait!
0:07:55 > 0:07:59Elaine's written cruddy stuff in my ad!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Tell her to change it!
0:08:01 > 0:08:06I'm sorry, she's your social worker. It's up to her what gets written.
0:08:07 > 0:08:15Agh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!
0:08:17 > 0:08:20"Louise" - that's a pretty name.
0:08:20 > 0:08:26Bet you've got a pretty smile! Oh, no! Not another one who won't smile!
0:08:26 > 0:08:31Come on, sweetheart, you can do better than that! Fantastic!
0:08:36 > 0:08:38All right, Mike.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Maxy's in there. Courgettes.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45You all right in there? TOILET FLUSHES
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Yo, Beaker! What's going on?
0:08:54 > 0:08:59Elaine's written cruddy stuff for my Child-of-the-Week ad,
0:08:59 > 0:09:03so I'm redoing it. How many Ls in "brilliant"?
0:09:03 > 0:09:04Two.
0:09:04 > 0:09:09- I wish I had a decent photo to go with it.- Why not take your own?
0:09:09 > 0:09:12I would, if I had a camera.
0:09:12 > 0:09:17- Where you going? You only just got here.- Do you want a camera or not?
0:09:20 > 0:09:25- I want to see Tracy's ad. She's very upset about it.- I can't think why.
0:09:25 > 0:09:30It's on your desk. I'm dropping Brian off. We'll talk when I get back.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34By the way, your toilet seems to be blocked.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43- I've written a new ad.- We're going with the one I've written.
0:09:43 > 0:09:48You'll like it once you see the pictures written with the words.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54LAUGHTER
0:09:57 > 0:10:01WATER SPLASHING
0:10:03 > 0:10:09- Next time you do courgettes, make them flush friendly?- They haven't?!
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Louise Govan! You traitor!
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Look at this.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26We had a pact to look sad so people would want to rescue us.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30It's not doing you any favours, but it's your ad.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35- Shall we?- You've got one! Where from?
0:10:35 > 0:10:40D'you wanna talk or take photos? You're going for the smile!
0:10:40 > 0:10:45Yeah. You're right. This is the look that's gonna get me fostered.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49People around the world will be desperate to foster me
0:10:49 > 0:10:53when they see my new advert.
0:11:02 > 0:11:06- What are you doing?- Do you wanna eat more slimy, green stuff?
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Thanks, guys!
0:11:09 > 0:11:14Hand them over, Zac - we'll have them for tea.
0:11:14 > 0:11:19I was going to do pizza and chips, but if you'd rather have these...
0:11:19 > 0:11:24Shall I fry them, roast them, stew them or stuff them down the toilet?
0:11:24 > 0:11:28- Sorry, Duke. - We did try to tell you.
0:11:28 > 0:11:34We'll call it quits, but if you pick vegetables again without permission,
0:11:34 > 0:11:40I'll boil them for a week and make you suck the mush up through a straw!
0:11:54 > 0:11:58Just passing through, are we, Tracy?
0:11:58 > 0:12:02- What are you doing with that? - It's right now!
0:12:02 > 0:12:06"Have you a place in your hearts for dear Tracy?
0:12:06 > 0:12:11"This sweet girl needs a loving home. Very rich parents preferred
0:12:11 > 0:12:16"as poor Tracy needs lots of presents to make up for her tragic past."
0:12:16 > 0:12:20You've ruined it! What have you done to poor Louise?
0:12:20 > 0:12:24"Who wants Louise? She's very shy, but could be rewarding."
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Tracy Beaker, you're a one-off.
0:12:27 > 0:12:33Of course, I am. I'm not just Child of the Week, I'm Child of the Year!
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Yeah, what a star!
0:12:38 > 0:12:41But on with my show.
0:12:42 > 0:12:48Today I finally get rid of that bad Beaker stink from my bedroom.
0:12:48 > 0:12:53- How are you gonna do that? - My dad is the best dad in the world
0:12:53 > 0:12:57and he's given me money to redecorate your yucky walls.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00It'll be like you were never there.
0:13:00 > 0:13:06- Thank you.- Oi!- This will cover the pocket-money advances you've had.
0:13:06 > 0:13:12You'll be pig-sick when you see how great MY room is next to yours.
0:13:12 > 0:13:17When I paint MY room, it'll be a million times better than yours.
0:13:18 > 0:13:23Everyone tries to steal my ideas. I'll have zebra-print curtains.
0:13:25 > 0:13:29A film-star dressing table with special features.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33And a beautiful glittering mirror ball.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39Why can Justine paint her room and I can't?
0:13:39 > 0:13:47Justine's dad gave her money for the materials and your room's not scheduled for a redec.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50My room's scrottier than Justine's!
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Tracy, there's nothing I can do.
0:13:52 > 0:13:58- Why not help Justine?- I'd rather skip naked through the town centre.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02ONLOOKERS GASP
0:14:05 > 0:14:11This is gonna be like one of those TV makeover programmes, only better.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Steady. ..Be careful with the paint.
0:14:13 > 0:14:17Maxy! Put the hammer down.
0:14:20 > 0:14:26- Can you keep it down a bit?- Adele! We could use your artistic skills.
0:14:26 > 0:14:31- It won't work.- What?- Flattery. I'm not helping.- Who says I need help?
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Your face and these kids.
0:14:36 > 0:14:41- Please.- Don't beg, Mike. It's tragic. Anyway, I've got this project to do.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45You're on your own, pal.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47No! No!
0:14:54 > 0:14:59Right, I want shelves over there and a built-in unit over there.
0:14:59 > 0:15:04Hang on a second. We can't do built-in units and...
0:15:05 > 0:15:10- Hi, Trace! Have you come to help? - No, I've come to see Louise.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14- Fancy coming down the shops? - I can't. I'm helping Justine.- Louise!
0:15:14 > 0:15:18- What do you think of this colour? - Sorry, Trace.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Hey, Peter! Fancy a kickabout?
0:15:22 > 0:15:26I can't. I'm on fabrics. Why don't you help?
0:15:26 > 0:15:29- This is just someone's old rubbish! - Temper!
0:15:29 > 0:15:36- You'll be stuck in the naughty corner.- Careful or I'll...stick YOU!
0:15:49 > 0:15:54- Justine Littlewood, you think you're so big!- Can you get us a cup of tea?
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Get your own tea! I hate you all!
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Ah, it's going well.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05HAMMERING AND SHOUTING
0:16:09 > 0:16:13Ben, it's Beaker. Meet me by the shed.
0:16:13 > 0:16:18But I want zebra-print curtains and a film-star dressing table.
0:16:18 > 0:16:23Justine, the budget won't stretch that far. ..Ryan, cut that out!
0:16:23 > 0:16:27- What about a mirror ball? - That's what Tracy wanted.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31- Yeah, but Tracy couldn't afford it. - Neither can we.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35- We paint.- Is that all?- It's enough.
0:16:35 > 0:16:39My dad would let me have what I wanted! Oh!
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Ben!
0:16:46 > 0:16:49- Beaker, what's up?- I'm running away.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53They've all turned against me and I never want to see them again.
0:16:53 > 0:16:59- Where to?- Anywhere. You've managed without a roof over YOUR head.
0:16:59 > 0:17:04- I want to be just like you. - So, let's go.
0:17:07 > 0:17:12Will you lot keep the noise down? I'm trying to work in here!
0:17:12 > 0:17:14HAMMERING
0:17:14 > 0:17:18- Show me where you sleep. - I'll show you my COUNTRY house.
0:17:18 > 0:17:23- What happened to your mum and dad? - Never mind. It's friends that count.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27Yeah, friends are good, but...
0:17:27 > 0:17:32- I've got a new game on my phone. - I bet I beat your highest score.
0:17:35 > 0:17:40- You're supposed to cut AROUND the petals.- I was gonna get to that.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Stop!
0:17:43 > 0:17:47- What?- That's not pimento. That's peach.
0:17:47 > 0:17:52I hate peach! Put a bit more orange in it.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56What is THAT?
0:17:56 > 0:18:01- A display unit. What does it look like?- Not a display unit.
0:18:01 > 0:18:06- Looks like rubbish!- When did you get to be such a DIY expert?
0:18:08 > 0:18:11What do you think?
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Wow!
0:18:21 > 0:18:23JUNGLE CRY
0:18:23 > 0:18:26MUCH LOUDER JUNGLE CRY
0:18:32 > 0:18:36I've had loads of bedrooms before,
0:18:36 > 0:18:38but this is gonna be the best ever.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41SQUABBLING AND HAMMERING CONTINUE
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Maxy, stop it!
0:18:59 > 0:19:01No, no, no.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Take him and hose him down, please.
0:19:06 > 0:19:11- I think this colour looks great. - No, it's too orangey.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14What this needs is a bit of yellow.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Stop, stop, stop.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Now, a bit of green.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Stop.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Now...a bit of purple.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Uh-uh-uh.
0:19:29 > 0:19:30Easy.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Purple? Are you sure?
0:19:33 > 0:19:38Of course. I've watched it on TV hundreds of times.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Stop.
0:19:50 > 0:19:51Zac!
0:19:51 > 0:19:56- You've ruined it!- I did exactly what YOU told me to do.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59You didn't. You did this on purpose.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Hmm...! Steady, steady, Zac.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Let's get cleaned up and have lunch.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08- Watch the paint.- Where are you going?
0:20:08 > 0:20:13- We haven't finished yet. - I think you'll find we have.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Oh.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23We could live here for ever.
0:20:24 > 0:20:29Yeah, we don't need adults. They get in the way of having a good time.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33Yeah, we don't need ANYBODY.
0:20:33 > 0:20:38We'll hunt for food, find wood for a fire. Who needs the Dumping Ground?
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Got anything to eat? I'm starving.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45There's some chocolate in my bag.
0:20:49 > 0:20:50Argh!
0:20:51 > 0:20:55- Ben, are you all right?- I slipped.
0:20:55 > 0:20:56Ow!
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Ow-w!
0:21:00 > 0:21:03- Hope you haven't broken it.- OW!
0:21:03 > 0:21:05We need an ambulance.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08- No, Tracy.- But you've hurt yourself.
0:21:08 > 0:21:13- Leave me alone. I'm fine.- You don't look it. I'm going to get help.- No!
0:21:15 > 0:21:18TV: 'This red paint does actually dry...'
0:21:18 > 0:21:22- Is your room finished, then? - Yeah - as in wrecked.
0:21:22 > 0:21:26Good. I can get on with my project in peace.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Argh!
0:21:31 > 0:21:35That's a bad sprain, but I don't think it's broken.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39Tracy, get your stuff. ..Where do you live?
0:21:39 > 0:21:4367 Abercorn Road.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45I know it. Can you stand up? Uh-huh.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Come on, then.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50There we go.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Aren't you glad I went to get help?
0:21:55 > 0:21:59Wow! Did you see that house? It's huge.
0:21:59 > 0:22:05Bet it has a swimming pool. Are you staying in a squat at the moment?
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Is there room for me?
0:22:08 > 0:22:13- # I got an attitude... # - I'd love it in a squat!
0:22:13 > 0:22:17# ..I know my destiny That's in my fantasy
0:22:17 > 0:22:19# There'll be a better place... #
0:22:19 > 0:22:24Don't worry. We'll look out for each other.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Oi, Justine! Adele wants you.
0:22:32 > 0:22:37- What does she want? - Come and ask her yourself!
0:22:39 > 0:22:42- What's going on?- Open your eyes.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45# Da-dah! #
0:22:50 > 0:22:55Justine, our designers arranged this transformation in under two hours.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58- What do you think?- I love it.
0:22:58 > 0:23:03That can't be those grey bits of wood. They're beautiful.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07- That was Handy Ryan.- Adele, tell us how much you had to spend.
0:23:07 > 0:23:13I had £20, some willing helpers and my best buy were spray paints.
0:23:13 > 0:23:20- You did this on 20 quid?- Yeah, so you still owe me the pocket money advances.- What you doing?
0:23:20 > 0:23:26Taking pictures of my college design project. I should ace it.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40All right? Here we go.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Why are we stopping here?
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Ben?
0:23:50 > 0:23:53What happened to you? I'm fine, Mum.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Mum?
0:23:56 > 0:24:01- Mum, this is my friend Tracy. - He fell out of a tree.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04I think it's only a sprain.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08- Thank you for bringing him home. - This is your mum?!
0:24:08 > 0:24:12Tracy, would you and your dad like some tea?
0:24:12 > 0:24:17I don't want your stinking tea! And HE is not my dad!
0:24:17 > 0:24:23Had a good laugh in your fancy house with your fancy mum? I hate you!
0:24:26 > 0:24:28I should, er...go.
0:24:28 > 0:24:34Thanks again for bringing him home. Mind your ankle.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43- What was that all about?- Nothing.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48How could she think you were my dad?
0:24:48 > 0:24:52You're not nearly good-looking enough.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Are you all right?
0:24:55 > 0:25:01Yeah. Be better after one of Duke's double cheeseburger specials.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Take me home.
0:25:05 > 0:25:11# Believe me now I will win some day
0:25:14 > 0:25:19# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through
0:25:19 > 0:25:23- # And the fight won't get me down - No! No!
0:25:23 > 0:25:26# My dreams will turn things All around
0:25:26 > 0:25:29# With a smile upon my face I can see a better place
0:25:29 > 0:25:33- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!
0:25:33 > 0:25:37# Believe it now I will win some day. #