Episode 5

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0:00:03 > 0:00:08# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through

0:00:08 > 0:00:11- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!

0:00:11 > 0:00:15# Believe it now I will win some day. #

0:00:27 > 0:00:32- What are you up to? - Getting ready for Cam.- Who's Cam?

0:00:32 > 0:00:35You've never heard of Cam Lawson the writer,

0:00:35 > 0:00:38- who came here?!- Oh, her.

0:00:38 > 0:00:42She's coming today to interview me about my tragic life.

0:00:42 > 0:00:47- And you're going to let her see this room?- Is it really that bad?

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Stomach-turning.

0:01:02 > 0:01:07Boys, out the way. Come on - move your heads. Out of the way.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Everybody, Cam's here.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Do you need a hand?

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Oh...

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Say cheese!

0:01:19 > 0:01:23- Now, Justine, right? And...- Louise.

0:01:23 > 0:01:28It's for the best. He'll break it. He breaks everything - famous for it.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31How does it work? Show me.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Tracy, Cam's here!

0:01:47 > 0:01:49No!

0:01:49 > 0:01:54No way! You're not supposed to be here. It's ME you came to see!

0:01:54 > 0:01:57Tracy! ..Tell her.

0:01:57 > 0:02:01- We've got an interview.- Smile! - Tell them to go away.

0:02:01 > 0:02:06- Tell HER you don't want us to. - Tracy, please. Now, both of you.

0:02:06 > 0:02:11- I'm writing an article about life in this place.- An article about me!

0:02:11 > 0:02:16I need to know about everything that goes on in the home...your home,

0:02:16 > 0:02:21- so help me by making a film about life here.- A docusoap?- But...

0:02:21 > 0:02:26- She's sure to spoil it. She spoils everything. - Famous for it.

0:02:26 > 0:02:31- Perhaps it should be Louise and Justine who make the film.- Cam!

0:02:31 > 0:02:33I'm afraid, Tracy,

0:02:33 > 0:02:38you'll have to stay with me for a one-to-one interview. BORING.

0:02:38 > 0:02:42Jenny won't mind us using her office.

0:02:42 > 0:02:46- It's the best place for a major interview.- I hate offices.

0:02:46 > 0:02:51- I prefer your natural habitat. - My room? No, Cam, wait!

0:02:51 > 0:02:56This is a film about where kids have to live until someone fosters them.

0:02:56 > 0:03:01- We call this the Dumping Ground. - Because it's a dump.

0:03:06 > 0:03:10- Nice room. I wish I could keep mine as tidy as yours.- It's not my room.

0:03:12 > 0:03:16It's a room where I've been dumped. If I was fostered, I'd HAVE a room.

0:03:16 > 0:03:22- Is that what you want most?- No, what I want most is my mum to fetch me.

0:03:22 > 0:03:26- Until then, you've got to make someone foster me.- How do I do that?

0:03:26 > 0:03:33By writing an article saying how brilliant I am to have around.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Come on - we haven't got all day.

0:03:43 > 0:03:47Yoo-hoo! You're in the movies.

0:03:47 > 0:03:48Go on.

0:03:48 > 0:03:54This is Peter. ..Peter, what do you like most about the Dumping Ground?

0:03:54 > 0:03:56The garden.

0:03:56 > 0:04:01He likes the garden because he's a weed.

0:04:01 > 0:04:06- Please be in our movie. You must be! - I've got things to do.

0:04:06 > 0:04:11What we need is someone handsome and hunky, just like you. ..Aghhhh!

0:04:14 > 0:04:17LAUGHTER CONTINUES

0:04:19 > 0:04:22I've got to write 1,000 words.

0:04:22 > 0:04:28- I need a few good ones to describe you.- I'm sweet...- The REAL you.

0:04:28 > 0:04:32The real me. How about...nice?

0:04:32 > 0:04:33Intelligent.

0:04:33 > 0:04:34Kind.

0:04:34 > 0:04:35Lively?

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Obedient?

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Strong-willed.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42- Mischievous.- Gentle, cuddly, cute.

0:04:42 > 0:04:47- Loud, gutsy, stroppy. - No, those are all the wrong words!

0:04:47 > 0:04:50No-one will want to foster me!

0:04:50 > 0:04:55I'll be stuck in the Dumping Ground for ever.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08I'm sure that won't happen.

0:05:08 > 0:05:12As long as you write down everything that I tell you to write.

0:05:12 > 0:05:13Ready?

0:05:17 > 0:05:22Tracy is good and kind and gentle, and the most popular girl

0:05:22 > 0:05:24at every school she's been to.

0:05:24 > 0:05:28Wherever she goes, she's loved and cherished by everyone.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31This is Tracy, who's new today.

0:05:31 > 0:05:35Any volunteers to look after Tracy?

0:05:43 > 0:05:48This is Mike, who never gets embarrassed.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Louise!

0:05:52 > 0:05:56This is Adele and her boyfriend, who are in LO-OVE.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Is this your mum?

0:06:02 > 0:06:05Shall I mention her in the article?

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Yeah.

0:06:07 > 0:06:12But don't say she's coming to fetch me or no-one will foster me.

0:06:12 > 0:06:16- Just say her career keeps her busy. - What does she do?

0:06:18 > 0:06:20She's a journalist.

0:06:20 > 0:06:25Everyone famous is dying to be interviewed by her.

0:06:29 > 0:06:36But really I'm the only person she wants to talk to and write about.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46This is Tracy, showing off.

0:06:46 > 0:06:50- Go away! This is private! - GIGGLING

0:06:50 > 0:06:53SO immature!

0:06:53 > 0:06:55- Cam...- Mmm?

0:06:55 > 0:07:01- Can journalists find out anything? - Good journalists can.- Are YOU good?

0:07:01 > 0:07:06- Trying to be.- You can find out where my mum is.- I don't know about that.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10LOUISE: This is Maxy, bullying Ryan,

0:07:10 > 0:07:16who couldn't be in our docusoap... even if he begged to be!

0:07:16 > 0:07:20If I had that camera I would be making money.

0:07:20 > 0:07:24Well, you haven't got it. ..I have.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27So how do we make money, then?

0:07:27 > 0:07:32- First, be nice to Maxy. - What good's he going to be?

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Ladies, trust me on this.

0:07:57 > 0:08:01Jenny, guess what Cam's going to do! Guess!

0:08:01 > 0:08:05- I give up.- Go and find my mum. - I see.

0:08:05 > 0:08:09- Isn't that great?- The rest are in the attic. Go and find them.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12So you can "talk".

0:08:12 > 0:08:16- Tell me as soon as you know she's coming. I need time to pack.- Tracy!

0:08:16 > 0:08:18I'm going.

0:08:18 > 0:08:23- This was Tracy's idea, right?- Right. - But you haven't agreed to do it.

0:08:23 > 0:08:28I thought if I found her, I could tell her Tracy's here, doing fine.

0:08:28 > 0:08:33Tracy's mum knows she's here. If she wants to get in touch with her,

0:08:33 > 0:08:37- all she has to do is pick up the phone.- Oh, I see.

0:08:37 > 0:08:38Oh...

0:08:40 > 0:08:44Maxy, would you be so kind as to carry this for me?

0:09:00 > 0:09:02What on earth was that?!

0:09:02 > 0:09:07- Major disaster! I've got to cover it.- Tracy, wait!

0:09:07 > 0:09:12- I'm interviewing the eye-witness. - Cam's got something to say to you.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18UPROAR

0:09:18 > 0:09:20What is going on here?

0:09:22 > 0:09:24ALL SHOUT AT ONCE

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Enough!

0:09:26 > 0:09:30Get this place cleaned up and sort out your story.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32It better be good.

0:09:42 > 0:09:47You're not going to look for her, are you?

0:09:47 > 0:09:53- It is too difficult.- But you said journalists can find out anything.

0:09:53 > 0:09:58- GOOD journalists. - You said that you were.

0:09:58 > 0:10:03Don't you exaggerate sometimes, say things that aren't exactly true?

0:10:03 > 0:10:05You lied to me!

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Tracy!

0:10:09 > 0:10:13You don't care about me, just your stupid 1,000 words!

0:10:13 > 0:10:18- That's not fair.- I'm not fair, remember? I'm gutsy, stroppy, loud!

0:10:18 > 0:10:23That's what you wanted me to be, so stick that in your stupid article!

0:10:23 > 0:10:26And I never want to see you again!

0:10:41 > 0:10:44SHE SOBS

0:10:44 > 0:10:48Ryan, we made a mess. How is it going to make us money?

0:10:48 > 0:10:55We sell the tape to a telly programme that pays for films of accidents.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58Brilliant! It can't fail.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01As long as Justine remembered to switch the camera on.

0:11:01 > 0:11:06Just because you'd be so stupid doesn't mean anybody else would.

0:11:06 > 0:11:11You did press the red button? What red button?

0:11:11 > 0:11:14No-one told me about a red button!

0:11:14 > 0:11:19Don't waste your time, Zac. We've no accident to send, thanks to Justine.

0:11:19 > 0:11:23But we have! And it is thanks to Justine. Look.

0:11:26 > 0:11:31'..Someone handsome and hunky, just like you. Aghhh!'

0:11:34 > 0:11:37THEY CONTINUE LAUGHING

0:11:37 > 0:11:40- KNOCK AT DOOR - Tracy?

0:11:52 > 0:11:55I'm not crying. This is my hayfever.

0:11:55 > 0:11:59Yeah, I think I'm getting a touch of it.

0:11:59 > 0:12:04Perhaps we're both allergic to something...for hours, maybe.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06I'm sorry.

0:12:06 > 0:12:10- Sorry?! - Yeah, well, me and my big mouth -

0:12:10 > 0:12:14making out I can do stuff when really I can't.

0:12:14 > 0:12:20If you don't want me to write the article, I'd understand. ..Tracy?

0:12:22 > 0:12:28- KNOCK AT THE DOOR - We're trying to do some journalism!

0:12:30 > 0:12:33Well, come on, then.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36Yeah, we have stacks to get through.

0:12:36 > 0:12:42We'll be lucky if we finish tonight. Maybe we should do lunch.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Is next Saturday OK for you?

0:12:47 > 0:12:52But that's not the end of my heart-rending story.

0:13:00 > 0:13:06- There goes Lou for a day out with her aunt. ..Bye!- Bye.- See you later.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09My dad's coming in a minute.

0:13:11 > 0:13:15- Oh, sorry. I forgot. You don't belong to a family, do you?- So?

0:13:15 > 0:13:19You don't belong to a species. Meet the Littlewoods(!)

0:13:19 > 0:13:24- You're jealous. A stranger has to take YOU out.- Jealous of your dad...

0:13:24 > 0:13:29and his personality bypass?! I'm going out with a writer.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32You should see how they live.

0:13:32 > 0:13:37With a writer, life's exciting and glamourous. Cup finals, parties...

0:13:39 > 0:13:44..and rock concerts and I'LL be there at the centre of it all!

0:13:46 > 0:13:48At least MY dad comes to see me,

0:13:48 > 0:13:53- unlike some people's INVISIBLE MUM! - Tracy's mum may come any day.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56And that would be hilarious today!

0:13:56 > 0:14:00Tracy's out with a writer and her mum turns up.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04KNOCK ON DOOR

0:14:08 > 0:14:10Mum!

0:14:16 > 0:14:20- Hi, Tracy. Ready to go? - ..Oh! Hi, Cam.

0:14:23 > 0:14:28- This'll be the best match ever. - Six hours till kick-off.

0:14:28 > 0:14:32- Do we have everything? ..Crisps?- Check.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35- More crisps?- Check.

0:14:35 > 0:14:40- And more crisps in case we get peckish in between snacks.- Check.

0:14:40 > 0:14:45- What else can we possibly need? - How about a television that works?

0:14:47 > 0:14:52Wasn't someone getting it fixed? ALL: MIKE!

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Tracy?

0:14:59 > 0:15:02- Are you OK?- I'm fine. I'm staying in

0:15:02 > 0:15:06- cos my Mum's coming today.- Great! HE MOUTHS

0:15:06 > 0:15:10She'll be here any minute with presents from America.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13That'll be fantastic!

0:15:13 > 0:15:19Mind you, if we popped out, we could phone in to check if she's arrived.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25OK. Well, another time, perhaps.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28Hey! Not so fast!

0:15:28 > 0:15:32- Na-na-nana-na! - Look at her. She's so immature!

0:15:34 > 0:15:39- Here we are.- Is your proper car in for service?- This IS my proper car.

0:15:40 > 0:15:44- It's a hairdryer(!) - It's not the car that's important.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46It's the driver.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Absolutely.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51My mum...

0:15:51 > 0:15:55is a brilliant driver. She's fearless and fabulous!

0:15:55 > 0:15:59And we're completely unbeatable on any racetrack in the world.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12VAA-ROOM!

0:16:12 > 0:16:15CHEERS

0:16:31 > 0:16:35- When she's back, we'll soon be racing again.- Course you will.

0:16:35 > 0:16:39- Where are we going? - How about a picnic in the park?

0:16:39 > 0:16:44Call the news crews and paparazzi(!) Tracy Beaker is going...to the park.

0:16:44 > 0:16:49- Well, I like the park.- You're old. I bet you enjoy the cemetery, too.

0:16:49 > 0:16:54- Are you this cheeky to everyone? - Yeah. Don't think you're special.

0:16:54 > 0:17:00- You are a one-off.- That's me. That must be why no-one will foster me.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03I think a cheeky girl would be fun.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13- Cam?- Mm-hm?

0:17:13 > 0:17:16How much, exactly, do writers earn?

0:17:16 > 0:17:20- Pardon?- How about lunch at yours? - Oh, no. I don't think so.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24OK, then.

0:17:28 > 0:17:32- Do you think he'd like this one better?- Yes.

0:17:32 > 0:17:37- What about this one?- He wants to see you. It doesn't matter what you wear.

0:17:45 > 0:17:50- Why is it my fault?- Who bought a microwave instead of a telly?- Me.

0:17:50 > 0:17:56- And who promised they'd get THIS repaired?- Me...and your point is?

0:18:05 > 0:18:11- Where's the rest of it?- There's a bedroom upstairs.- There's no PC!

0:18:11 > 0:18:15A home without a computer! It's unnatural!

0:18:18 > 0:18:24- There. Happy now?- Oh. What games do you have?- Games?

0:18:24 > 0:18:29- What do you think they're for?- Let's write a story?- I'm between ideas.

0:18:29 > 0:18:33Oh, writer's block. You're a real writer. I have a cure.

0:18:33 > 0:18:38Fortunately, unfortunately. It's a game. Unfortunately...

0:18:38 > 0:18:42Tracy had no ideas. Fortunately, this game could give her some.

0:18:42 > 0:18:47- Unfortunately...- Cam had gone completely barking mad.

0:18:47 > 0:18:51- Fortunately, Tracy could give the sanity drug, but...- Unfortunately...

0:18:51 > 0:18:55they left the medical kit on the helicopter

0:18:55 > 0:19:00and the hospital was miles away through the jungle,

0:19:00 > 0:19:05which was inhabited by a tribe of two-headed girls, the Justineans,

0:19:05 > 0:19:10who worshipped this little, dull, BORING God called Dad.

0:19:11 > 0:19:16Unfortunately, the Justineans liked to make everybody's life a misery.

0:19:17 > 0:19:21But, fortunately, they were never going to beat us.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24ROAR!

0:19:27 > 0:19:32- What's this?- Lunch.- I'm having lunch with my dad, remember?

0:19:32 > 0:19:35Sure, but I thought you'd be hungry.

0:19:35 > 0:19:40He's probably stuck in traffic or something. He'll be here any minute!

0:19:42 > 0:19:47Listen, guys. How about we listen to the game on the radio?

0:19:47 > 0:19:51- It's just as good... - No way!- It's life and death.

0:19:51 > 0:19:55- It's only a game. - Only a game?!- He's right.

0:19:55 > 0:19:59- It's only a game.- Hmm?!

0:19:59 > 0:20:02(Ah.) Oh, right. Fine.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05Operation Magnetic Storm - action, guys.

0:20:24 > 0:20:29Fortunately, the talented, beautiful Tracy Beaker saved the world, but...

0:20:29 > 0:20:35- Unfortunately...- Although beautiful, she didn't see how big her gob was(!)

0:20:35 > 0:20:40Fortunately, Dr Cam saved her, let her stay in hospital then move in,

0:20:40 > 0:20:44eventually fostered her and they lived happily ever after.

0:20:46 > 0:20:51Hang on, Tracy. Slow down. I'm in no position to foster anybody.

0:20:51 > 0:20:55PHONE RINGS Hello? Oh, hi.

0:20:55 > 0:20:59Unfortunately, the world decided

0:20:59 > 0:21:04that Tracy Beaker wasn't allowed a nice, loving home...again.

0:21:07 > 0:21:11- Why hasn't he rung me?- There'll be a good reason. You'll see.

0:21:12 > 0:21:17- Do you wanna give him a call? - ..I'll give him a while longer.

0:21:20 > 0:21:24..Unfortunately, some people are so RUDE

0:21:24 > 0:21:28- they don't look after their guests. - ON PHONE: Yeah, OK.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30Mm-hm.

0:21:30 > 0:21:34Yeah, in the next couple of weeks. That'd be great.

0:21:34 > 0:21:39Fortunately, some guests can look after themselves.

0:21:39 > 0:21:43Cheers, then. Bye. ..Tracy, did you want to phone in?

0:21:43 > 0:21:47Unfortunately, my mum's probably been and gone by now.

0:21:47 > 0:21:52Why is it that everyone has a better time than me?

0:21:54 > 0:21:56Engaged!

0:22:05 > 0:22:09SHE SNIFFS

0:22:18 > 0:22:21He's coming!

0:22:21 > 0:22:26Come on, guys. What are you doing up here? It's pointless. How did...?

0:22:26 > 0:22:30I tried to fix the TV, but...we hit a snag.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33- Like what?- It was an aerial thing.

0:22:34 > 0:22:39If one of us could put that out the window, we could get a signal.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41You mean...

0:22:47 > 0:22:51..like that? CHEERS

0:22:51 > 0:22:53Yep.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56..How did you do that?! ALL: Shh!

0:22:58 > 0:23:01- Hi, Tracy.- Duke? Um, has my mum been?

0:23:01 > 0:23:07- No, er...I'm sorry. There's no sign of her.- OK.

0:23:12 > 0:23:15I wanna go...

0:23:16 > 0:23:19- Now!- Tracy, this is great!

0:23:19 > 0:23:22SHE CONTINUES TO LAUGH

0:23:22 > 0:23:27Super Tracy saves the world from the evil social workers from Planet X!

0:23:27 > 0:23:30- How, exactly?- ..Easy!

0:23:30 > 0:23:35'I realise the Dumping Ground is the centre of all evil.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38- 'So I do the only thing possible.' - Which is?

0:23:38 > 0:23:43'It's obvious! Make an army of Tracy Beaker clones and storm the place.

0:23:43 > 0:23:46'Bye-bye, Dumping Ground!'

0:23:48 > 0:23:52- ALL: Yes! - Stay still!

0:23:53 > 0:23:58- Hey, we have to get going in five minutes.- Ten.- Is that a deal?

0:23:58 > 0:24:01Definitely. Ten minutes.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07I'll come quietly.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09NO-O-O!

0:24:09 > 0:24:15- NO-O-O!- Hey! How about writing some unfortunately adventures?

0:24:16 > 0:24:18With this?

0:24:32 > 0:24:37- This hasn't been plugged into the telly!- No(!)- Really(!)

0:24:37 > 0:24:43That's what Operation Magnetic Storm was all about. A simple, dodgy fuse.

0:24:43 > 0:24:48So Max stood there, all afternoon, for no reason?

0:24:48 > 0:24:53Yep. I don't think he'll be putting off repairs in future, do you?

0:25:12 > 0:25:16I've got something for you.

0:25:25 > 0:25:29Families, huh? ..Who needs 'em?

0:25:36 > 0:25:41# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through

0:25:41 > 0:25:44- # And the fight won't get me down - No! No!

0:25:44 > 0:25:47# My dreams will turn things All around

0:25:47 > 0:25:52# With a smile upon my face I can see a better place

0:25:52 > 0:25:54- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!

0:25:54 > 0:25:59# Believe it now I will win some day. #