0:00:05 > 0:00:11# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Doesn't matter what may come my way
0:00:14 > 0:00:20# Believe me, now I will win some day. #
0:00:22 > 0:00:25PLAYING A "TUNE"
0:00:27 > 0:00:32- Come on!- I can't. I'm hopeless. - You aren't. I'll show you.
0:00:35 > 0:00:41- Nice gum. Give us one.- Sorry, can't. Won't have any left for myself.
0:00:41 > 0:00:47- Delicious. Strawberry, my favourite. - Oh, look, isn't that your dad?
0:00:47 > 0:00:49..Hey, you, give that back!
0:00:49 > 0:00:54It looked like him. It was only a bald, fat pig flying by.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Mm, strawberry, my total favourite.
0:00:57 > 0:01:01- Give that back, Tracy!- Come on, Lou.
0:01:01 > 0:01:07Louise! No problem. Stay. Be late and get in trouble with HER.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Justine, wait!
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Fine! See if I care!
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Whoa, whoa! Hey!
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Oh, Beaker. We meet again.
0:01:25 > 0:01:29- Don't mash my place up. - This is YOUR place?
0:01:29 > 0:01:34- It's not all paid for yet, but I call it home.- Cool.
0:01:35 > 0:01:40- Bet these aren't paid for, either. - I wouldn't like to say.- Exactly.
0:01:40 > 0:01:46- Plenty more where they came from. - My mum lives on the edge, too.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49We used to take whatever we wanted.
0:01:50 > 0:01:55We were the very classiest of master-criminals.
0:01:55 > 0:02:01No-one could outsmart us, though sometimes things got a little hairy.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31ALARM BELLS RING
0:02:36 > 0:02:40SIRENS WAIL
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Even when the odds were impossible,
0:02:53 > 0:02:56we'd always stick together.
0:03:03 > 0:03:08- Are you all right?- No. It's these flowers. It gets my hay fever.
0:03:08 > 0:03:14- Right.- Of course, things changed when she left to become a film star.
0:03:14 > 0:03:20- Tracy...do you expect me to believe all that?- Why should I care?
0:03:27 > 0:03:30..And a big hello
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- to you, too(!)- Tracy Beaker's late.
0:03:33 > 0:03:39- Five minutes? Hardly late.- It's her turn to clean.- I'll cheer you up.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Pizza. I'll do a Duke special.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45..Look.
0:03:45 > 0:03:50In black and white. Dining room, Thursday, Tracy Beaker.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53- See?- Back off her for a while.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56- Can't we try and get on?- Mice!
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Duke, the rota.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00I hate mice.
0:04:04 > 0:04:09- Don't you live with your mum?- Not at the moment. I'm in a big house.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12- Like a stately home?- No, a care home.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15But it's not care and it's not home.
0:04:15 > 0:04:20It's really strict. They have to fence us in.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- Electric fences?- Ten zillion volts.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27And the wire goes deep underground.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35The inmates are desperate to get out.
0:04:36 > 0:04:43- But there's no escape, thanks to the guard dogs.- Guard dogs?- Huge things.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- And their teeth...- Do they bite?
0:04:46 > 0:04:49No. They never even touch the sides.
0:04:51 > 0:04:56- This I've got to see.- You want to see my place?- You've seen mine.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02OK, why not?
0:05:04 > 0:05:09Mouse patrol, this is war. Lock and load. Move out.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Yes, sir.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16- I mean, yes, General! - What are you doing?
0:05:16 > 0:05:19That mouse is as good as dead.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Where are the dogs, then?
0:05:24 > 0:05:29Must be their teatime. Wait here while I go and get a security pass.
0:05:29 > 0:05:34- Is that gonna be a problem?- For me? Huh! Nobody says no to Tracy Beaker.
0:05:34 > 0:05:39- No!- I know I'm late and it was my turn to lay the table, but...
0:05:39 > 0:05:45Let me guess. Having a kickaround, you were spotted by a talent scout
0:05:45 > 0:05:50- and were picked to play for England. - No. It was Brazil, actually.
0:05:50 > 0:05:57I hate rescheduling the cleaning rota around everybody's social lives.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- No visitors. Not tonight.- But...
0:06:00 > 0:06:06- Tracy, you understand the word "no"? - Of course I do. "No" means...
0:06:06 > 0:06:10- Yes.- Great, let's go.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Hold on.
0:06:14 > 0:06:20- When you said, "Come to my place," I thought you meant inside.- Ssh!
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Watch this.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52- Yes!- No.
0:06:52 > 0:06:57- Don't you want to catch this mouse? - Yes, but that's cruel.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01There must be lots of things you can do.
0:07:01 > 0:07:06You know... Well, think of something. But no violence.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09It's no fun around here.
0:07:09 > 0:07:15She'd like me to build it a little house and tuck it into bed.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- Keep it as a pet.- Brilliant!
0:07:18 > 0:07:23Here we are again, doing Tracy's work for her. Where is she?
0:07:25 > 0:07:29That girl thinks she can get away with murder.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Hurry up.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35I want to get out of these rags.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45- Hi, Adele. You look great. - Er...thanks.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53This isn't allowed, is it?
0:07:53 > 0:07:58I'm allowed. Well, not allowed exactly. It's a flexible rule.
0:07:58 > 0:08:03- Definitely no boys in girls' room. - That sounds flexible?
0:08:03 > 0:08:09- "Definitely" has me worried. Would we get punished?- What could they do?
0:08:10 > 0:08:15I'd never squeal on anyone, even Justine Littlewood.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21- OK, but I'd hate to get a mate into trouble.- Mate?
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Don't worry. No-one will find you.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Ah, food.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31- Smells good.- You want some? I'll get room service.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Just look at that. Perfect.
0:08:42 > 0:08:47- Duke, you're probably the best cook in the world.- What are you after?
0:08:47 > 0:08:52Me? Nothing. A couple of slices in my room.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Yes, madam. I'll get the servants to bring them up(!)
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- No need. I'll help myself.- No!
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- Look!- Yes!
0:09:02 > 0:09:07- No, not in here. Not by the food. Where did you catch it?- Out there.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09You haven't touched it, have you?
0:09:11 > 0:09:13We've got it.
0:09:13 > 0:09:18Hold this. I'm going to get my mallet.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20BOTH: Mallet?
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Tracy...
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Tracy!
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Hold it right there. >
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- I hate cleaning.- YOU do(?)
0:09:39 > 0:09:43Who's that? Tracy Beaker - gotcha.
0:09:44 > 0:09:50- I wonder if Jenny knows about your visitor.- Justine, we don't snitch.
0:09:53 > 0:09:58So, do you have any theories about the missing pizza?
0:09:58 > 0:10:03My soccer skills coach must have decided to drop by for a snack,
0:10:03 > 0:10:08- with my agent, to talk business. - Really?- Really.- So, what are these?
0:10:10 > 0:10:14It's obvious they've been planted there.
0:10:14 > 0:10:20Take your fluffy toppings and eat them before your agent takes his 10%.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Let me at it.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33Zac, let Duke do it. Don't worry about its family.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Sure. Its kids won't have a mum.
0:10:36 > 0:10:41That hasn't ever done us any harm. Go ahead, Duke. Flatten it.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44It's just a mouse.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Sure, so go on. Make more orphans.
0:10:47 > 0:10:53- There's no alternative. You can't keep it here.- I guess not.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56You could just let it go.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59And have it nibbling at my food?
0:10:59 > 0:11:05- Would it come back after messing with you?- It's learnt its lesson.
0:11:05 > 0:11:10- I suppose I have shown it who's boss.- No doubt.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21It'll never set foot in this house again.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Thanks, Duke. It looks terrific.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Has everyone had some pizza?
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Tracy, what about your friend?
0:11:40 > 0:11:46- What friend?- Her boyfriend in her bedroom, of course.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Erm...
0:11:50 > 0:11:53any ketchup?
0:11:53 > 0:11:57- There is no-one in my room! - Not even footballers?
0:11:57 > 0:12:02This is a violation of my rights! If the UN see you, you'd be for it!
0:12:02 > 0:12:07Tracy, tell me the truth. Do you have anything to say to me?
0:12:07 > 0:12:10- Is there anybody in your bedroom?- No.
0:12:15 > 0:12:19I mean...yes.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24How come no-one ever believes me?
0:12:24 > 0:12:27A written apology would be fine.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Maybe I was a bit hasty.
0:12:30 > 0:12:35I should give you the benefit of the doubt.
0:12:35 > 0:12:40I suppose I jumped to conclusions... MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:12:41 > 0:12:45It's OK. Wrong number.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Tracy Beaker!
0:12:48 > 0:12:52Oh, you mean THAT boy.
0:12:52 > 0:12:57Can you shoot me after dinner? I'm starving.
0:12:57 > 0:13:02Subtitles by John Macdonald, Subtext for BBC Subtitling - 2002
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