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0:00:06 > 0:00:11# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through

0:00:11 > 0:00:15- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!

0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Believe it now I will win some day. #

0:00:23 > 0:00:26- Where's the butter?- Under your nose.

0:00:26 > 0:00:28Not in the puddle!

0:00:31 > 0:00:33Hey, that's not for lunch!

0:00:33 > 0:00:36Fine time to defrost the freezer(!)

0:00:36 > 0:00:41You said the new trainee careworker would be here to help with lunch.

0:00:41 > 0:00:46I can't help, I've got a bedroom to set up. Tracy Beaker's back today.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Who's Tracy Beaker?

0:00:51 > 0:00:57- You call setting fire to my kitchen a FAVOUR?- It needed redecorating.

0:00:57 > 0:01:02- I'm just...fast-forwarding things. - How can you be so thoughtless?

0:01:02 > 0:01:06- It'll cost my savings.- Thoughtless? Didn't even thank me for breakfast!

0:01:08 > 0:01:14ON TV: "A Little Less Conversation" by Elvis vs JXL

0:01:14 > 0:01:15Whoops!

0:01:22 > 0:01:28- ELVIS SINGS: - # A little less conversation A little more action, please

0:01:28 > 0:01:33# All this aggravation Ain't satisfactionin' me... #

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Tracy!

0:01:36 > 0:01:38TRACY!

0:01:40 > 0:01:45..And sending for the fire service was completely unnecessary.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47I could handle it.

0:01:59 > 0:02:05- Do I get my own room at your mum's? Have I gotta share with you?- What?

0:02:05 > 0:02:10- Can't stay in this mess.- I can't take you there. She can't take kids.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14So where are we going? A hotel?

0:02:14 > 0:02:20We won't have to lift a finger! We can have room service.

0:02:28 > 0:02:32SHE SIGHS There's no money for hotels!

0:02:32 > 0:02:37- I'm going to my mum's. Just me. - Hello-o! You can't leave me here.

0:02:37 > 0:02:41- Authorities won't like it. - Not here.- Where, then?

0:02:42 > 0:02:47Look - just for a bit, till the repairs...

0:02:50 > 0:02:53..I'm taking you back...to...

0:02:54 > 0:02:56..the...

0:02:56 > 0:03:01You're taking me back to the Dumping Ground.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05KNOCK AT DOOR

0:03:05 > 0:03:08D'you think it's Tracy Beaker?

0:03:08 > 0:03:12- No.- How would you know? - It's too quiet.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Oh! Sorry. Er, Hi. Nathan.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Trainee careworker.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29- Hi, dudes.- Hello...

0:03:29 > 0:03:31(Later!)

0:03:31 > 0:03:34I'm Jenny and this is Duke. Come in.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40What was THAT? What was he wearing?!

0:03:40 > 0:03:42"Dudes"(!) I think he's beautiful.

0:03:42 > 0:03:47- I- think he's a pushover. I'VE a get-a-new-careworker plan.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50'You'll find they're lively kids(!)'

0:03:50 > 0:03:55- A bit wild, eh?- So NOT.- You just have to be on your toes. Be aware.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57OK, cool.

0:03:57 > 0:04:02Dolly isn't allowed chewing gum, so we don't use it in front of her.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Oh. OK.

0:04:06 > 0:04:11- Come on - you're in a hurry to get rid of me!- I don't want rid of you!

0:04:11 > 0:04:14I've just...run out of options.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32- One for you, if you like.- Ta.

0:04:32 > 0:04:39- Um...those boys.- What Bouncer, Lol? - Yeah. Sounded like fighting.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Dining room.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48- SPLASH!!!! > - Warrrgh!- >

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Bombs away! Mission accomplished!

0:04:51 > 0:04:56It HAD to be you two. Those girls aren't stupid OR tall enough

0:04:56 > 0:05:03- to leave a bucket where- I- can get wet. If I get my hands on you...!

0:05:03 > 0:05:08Weak, dudes! Hope the girls have done better.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18You didn't?! I didn't - did you?

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Mmm!

0:05:20 > 0:05:23- Don't!- Mmm...hmm?

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Hang on...

0:05:30 > 0:05:32ALL: UGH! Ewww!

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Face it, dudes.

0:05:35 > 0:05:40You're not quite good enough for The Man.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43He got US with a rubber frog! He MIGHT be sick.

0:05:43 > 0:05:47He's too good for us. He's smarter than YOU.

0:05:47 > 0:05:51- Na-na NA...(!) - Give me that back! I can manage!- >

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Tracy Beaker - that's all we need.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57Tracy Beaker is EXACTLY what we need.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01..A useless foster-mother! I hate you!

0:06:06 > 0:06:10This is MINE. I love this - and you stole it.

0:06:10 > 0:06:15- I didn't steal it!- I can't take any more dishonesty.- YOU'RE dishonest.

0:06:15 > 0:06:22Said you'd stick by me. I didn't dump YOU as a terrible foster-mum.

0:06:22 > 0:06:28- I'm not dumping you.- So say, "Let's go home, Tracy. We'll manage."

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Say it.

0:06:33 > 0:06:37- Tracy, come inside. - Don't worry, I'm coming.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40I didn't steal your precious teapot.

0:06:40 > 0:06:44You're no foster-mother. I never wanna see you again!

0:06:44 > 0:06:48If your half-dozen brain cells rub together and give you a headache

0:06:48 > 0:06:53from wondering why I came back - it's cos I WANTED to!

0:06:54 > 0:06:57Wow! Ace!

0:06:57 > 0:07:01She's right, I'm a terrible foster-mother.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03I should just get out of her life.

0:07:03 > 0:07:08I've no idea. I even forgot to send her to school once.

0:07:08 > 0:07:12Bet she found that hard to forgive(!) What'll I do with this?

0:07:15 > 0:07:21If I was any good at fostering, she wouldn't steal from me or lie to me.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23She might not think it was STEALING.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26What?

0:07:26 > 0:07:30Maybe she wanted to bring something special to remember you by.

0:07:30 > 0:07:34Oh! See? I couldn't even figure THAT out.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37Why'd I think I could even PRETEND?

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Tracy, you OK? Just ask her!

0:07:42 > 0:07:48We've got a new careworker. We need you to think of a good wind-up.

0:07:48 > 0:07:52Don't, Tracy, he's my favourite. Shhh!

0:07:52 > 0:07:56You haven't even met him properly, you...child!

0:07:58 > 0:08:02THAT'S the great Tracy Beaker? What a let-down.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Yeah!

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Hey, same to you, small person.

0:08:12 > 0:08:16- Can I have a chocolate biscuit now? - Biscuit?

0:08:17 > 0:08:21I always have my special chocolate biscuit.

0:08:21 > 0:08:26Yeah(!) Everyone's out to wind up the new guy. Off you go, fibber.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29- I never tell lies!- Scoot!

0:08:30 > 0:08:34Good, you've given Dolly her special biscuit.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02KNOCK AT DOOR Tracy!

0:09:02 > 0:09:07Tracy, you have to help me get the new guy. He's horrible.

0:09:07 > 0:09:11I don't "have to" do anything. Close the door behind you.

0:09:11 > 0:09:16- Louise must be wrong.- Wrong how? - Said you're best at getting people.

0:09:16 > 0:09:22- But she must have meant Justine. - Justine?! No contest.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25- She IS quite bad. - Listen, you're new.

0:09:25 > 0:09:30So you don't know NO-ONE is as bad as Beaker.

0:09:39 > 0:09:44D'you know where Jenny keeps her photo albums? OK, I want you to...

0:09:44 > 0:09:46WHISPERS

0:09:46 > 0:09:48CRASH!

0:09:51 > 0:09:56- It slipped.- It was Duke's favourite mug.- Terrific(!)

0:09:56 > 0:10:01- Anyone in the Dumping Ground you HAVEN'T annoyed?- You.- True.

0:10:01 > 0:10:06- But we haven't properly met.- Nathan. Pleased to meet you, Tracy.

0:10:06 > 0:10:11- Feel free to hate me as soon as you like.- Or I could help you.- How?

0:10:11 > 0:10:15You got off to a bad start. You can turn it around - at supper.

0:10:15 > 0:10:20- I'm off by then.- Pity. Surprising everyone at Saturday Silly Hour

0:10:20 > 0:10:24- would've made you popular. - Silly Hour?

0:10:24 > 0:10:28The staff act silly at Saturday supper for a laugh.

0:10:28 > 0:10:33- Makes us all feel like one big, happy family.- What sort of silly?

0:10:37 > 0:10:40NATHAN HUMS A TUNE

0:10:46 > 0:10:52- Hi, Dolly.- Hi.- Listen, Dolly, about the biscuit...

0:10:52 > 0:10:58- Over it.- Is Tracy Beaker winding me up? Is there really a Silly Hour?

0:10:58 > 0:11:03- You mean Saturday Silly Hour? Yeah. - Honest?- I said I don't tell lies.

0:11:07 > 0:11:13Jenny did Silly Hour that week. Duke won that one. You'd win easy.

0:11:13 > 0:11:18Dunno if Cam's up to seeing it again.

0:11:18 > 0:11:22For Tracy. Like you said, needing something to remember Cam by.

0:11:22 > 0:11:28- You can go home when it's done. - Will you give it to Tracy for me?

0:11:28 > 0:11:31- It'll dry in half an hour.- Sure.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35- Oh, and Nathan?- Yeah?

0:11:35 > 0:11:41- Nice work.- Just glue and a steady hand.- That's not what I meant.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49- <- CAREFUL!

0:11:49 > 0:11:54- Hot dish.- Can you keep supper for a couple of minutes?

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Oi!

0:12:02 > 0:12:07- I know.- "Tracy Beaker, back at the Dumping Ground, gloat, gloat."

0:12:07 > 0:12:12They're more understanding than that, and you know it.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15So, coming down?

0:12:17 > 0:12:19From Nathan.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28- He did this for me?- Mm-hm.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38- Hi, Tracy.- Hi. - Boggin'!

0:12:38 > 0:12:41Better be quick, Tracy.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43TA-DAH!

0:12:44 > 0:12:47HE SINGS SUPERMAN THEME

0:12:47 > 0:12:50Ace! Told you Tracy's the best.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Nice one, Tracy.

0:12:53 > 0:12:57Great idea! Well done.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00Excellent! Come on, have some supper.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03- ..Those photos?- My Halloween party.

0:13:03 > 0:13:09- Tracy, you're a cool dudette. - Not so bad yourself, Superdude.

0:13:09 > 0:13:13Well, it looks like Tracy Beaker really is back.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15YEAH!

0:13:15 > 0:13:18I'm back - and I'm bad.

0:13:18 > 0:13:24Don't even think of switching off - I know where you live.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30Tracy, Tracy! Please lend me your jumper!

0:13:30 > 0:13:34For the twenty millionth time today,

0:13:34 > 0:13:37no. It's mine. It's my best one.

0:13:37 > 0:13:42There is absolutely no way that I'm ever, EVER going to lend it to you.

0:13:42 > 0:13:45- Now back off!- Please, Tracy.- Off!

0:13:45 > 0:13:50- Eat up, Tracy. - Duke made that specially for you.

0:13:50 > 0:13:55- Your favourite.- Just cos she gets dumped, she gets the soft treatment.

0:13:55 > 0:13:59Nobody dumps Tracy Beaker. I move on.

0:13:59 > 0:14:04- Can I have your jumper now, then? - You all right?- Never better, Jenny.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Thanks to us cheering her up.

0:14:06 > 0:14:11Tracy, joke number 95. What's blue and cries for help?

0:14:11 > 0:14:15- A damson in distress. - My turn.

0:14:15 > 0:14:19- What did the big aardvark say to the little aardvark?- Bog off!

0:14:19 > 0:14:22You're always gawping at me.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27GROWLING

0:14:33 > 0:14:37Seen Tracy? Not since lunchtime.

0:14:37 > 0:14:41Said she'd be in. Two hours ago.

0:14:41 > 0:14:47Like she's completely disappeared off the face of the dumping ground.

0:14:57 > 0:15:01DOOR-CHIMES RING

0:15:03 > 0:15:05- Tracy!- Surprise!

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Wow!

0:15:07 > 0:15:11- Do you like it?- Like it? It's fantastic.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Tracy? >

0:15:18 > 0:15:23Hah! Tracy Beaker. Found you... What are you doing?

0:15:23 > 0:15:28- Pretending I'm Tracy.- Better take her jumper off. She'll go bananas.

0:15:28 > 0:15:34- What is that?- Adele's new address. - I bet that's where Tracy's gone.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37There. That looks gorgeous.

0:15:37 > 0:15:41- So... how are they all?- Who?

0:15:41 > 0:15:46- Everyone back home.- Oh, them. A humongous pain in the backside.

0:15:46 > 0:15:52- I'd have more privacy in a zoo. You are lucky to have this place.- Yeah.

0:15:52 > 0:15:57- I wish I could share a bedsit with you, Adele.- We'd have a laugh.

0:16:00 > 0:16:05We'd invite all our new friends round for a wild, all-night party.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14- DOOR-CHIMES - I'll get it.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17What do you lot want?

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Came to see how you're getting on.

0:16:19 > 0:16:25Sweet. We've been talking about you all. You must be Lol and Bouncer.

0:16:25 > 0:16:30Sit down, everyone. Move your fat bum, Tracy.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35- That's it!- Where are you going?

0:16:35 > 0:16:39- Somewhere I'm not crowded out by you lot!- Don't go.

0:16:39 > 0:16:43- This is like being back at home. - Exactly!

0:16:44 > 0:16:46There you go, dudes.

0:16:46 > 0:16:50Tracy, teatime! Pizza's getting cold!

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Tracy?

0:16:52 > 0:16:55< Has anyone seen Tracy?

0:16:55 > 0:16:58Duke!

0:16:58 > 0:17:01Duke!

0:17:02 > 0:17:06- She's not downstairs. - She's run away, hasn't she?

0:17:06 > 0:17:13- One last scout around, then we call the police.- I know where she is.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15But it's a secret.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18ALL: Dolly!

0:17:19 > 0:17:24- Tracy, open the door. - You have to ring the bell first.

0:17:24 > 0:17:29- What bell? There is no bell. - Give a couple of blows on the kazoo.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32It's hanging from a bit of string.

0:17:32 > 0:17:37- JENNY BLOWS KAZOO - Will you open the door now?

0:17:37 > 0:17:43- Have you bought me a card?- No. - Then you can't come in. Sorry.

0:17:43 > 0:17:49- What are you talking about? - A "new home" card. Or a plant.

0:17:49 > 0:17:54You see, Jenny, this is my wonderful new bedsit.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11Tracy, you can't do this.

0:18:11 > 0:18:16Too late. And don't even THINK about dragging me out.

0:18:16 > 0:18:21I'll say you used unwanted physical contact. Now, if you don't mind,

0:18:21 > 0:18:25I'd appreciate if you'd all get lost.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Lol!

0:18:36 > 0:18:43- AN OWL HOOTS - Never laid a finger on any child. I'm not going to start with Tracy.

0:18:43 > 0:18:49Oh, relax, Duke. Everything will be back to normal tomorrow. You'll see.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56HOOTING

0:19:04 > 0:19:08HE BLOWS KAZOO Tracy?

0:19:08 > 0:19:12- Coming in for breakfast? - No, ta. Scrumptious.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15MUSIC PLAYS

0:19:21 > 0:19:26# Go party! Go, go! Go party! Go party! #

0:19:26 > 0:19:30What do you think? Magic. Better than Tracy's bedsit.

0:19:30 > 0:19:35Lol, can I live with you? > Sorry, Dolly. Boys only.

0:19:35 > 0:19:40- This is much better. - Can I come and live with you two? No.

0:19:40 > 0:19:45- KAZOO BLOWS Tracy?- Bog off.

0:19:45 > 0:19:52- Everyone's making bedsits.- Are they? - Jenny said you'd be fed up here.

0:19:52 > 0:19:58- But you're not. I want to be in your bedsit.- No way! Find your own place.

0:20:04 > 0:20:09I'm going to have the cushions, the computer and the biscuit tin.

0:20:09 > 0:20:15- You have the wok, the pan and the bin-liners.- You get the good stuff.

0:20:15 > 0:20:20Whoops, I nearly forgot. Louise, you get a very nice cuddly toy.

0:20:20 > 0:20:23What's going on?

0:20:23 > 0:20:29If Tracy Beaker can have a bedsit, so can we. Sorry, not today. Bye.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32Now...

0:20:32 > 0:20:36- That's better. - Justine, that's more fair.

0:20:36 > 0:20:41Louise, I'm older than you so I get a bigger bedsit. OK?

0:20:50 > 0:20:55Dolly? Are you all right? You've been in there ages.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58Course I have. This is my bedsit.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02Unlock the door.

0:21:02 > 0:21:07I will do later, when I've mixed some nice perfumes.

0:21:09 > 0:21:13I left cleaning stuff in there this morning.

0:21:13 > 0:21:17- Could be dangerous if she mixes it up.- Dolly, open the door!

0:21:17 > 0:21:20- < No!- We'll have to get a ladder.

0:21:20 > 0:21:24What do you want a ladder for?

0:21:24 > 0:21:29Dolly's in the bathroom, making perfume out of the cleaning liquid.

0:21:31 > 0:21:36Dolly, I'll tell you my best joke if you come out.

0:21:36 > 0:21:42The porcupine and the custard? Yeah. > No, thanks.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54KAZOO BLOWS Tracy?

0:21:56 > 0:21:59- Adele!- Just came to see your bedsit.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02So, how's it going?

0:22:02 > 0:22:05Brilliant. Totally cool.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07Well, you know.

0:22:07 > 0:22:10Yeah, I do.

0:22:11 > 0:22:16Living on your own can be a bit lonely sometimes.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19The thing is...

0:22:21 > 0:22:23..Jenny thinks I'm really happy.

0:22:23 > 0:22:26What is going on?

0:22:29 > 0:22:35- Dolly's locked in the bathroom. Says it's her bedsit.- So typical!

0:22:35 > 0:22:38- What gave her that idea?- You help.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40I suppose I'll have to. Come on.

0:22:44 > 0:22:47OK, that looks stable.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49Go on, then, Nathan.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52- Me?- I can't do it. I'm in charge.

0:22:52 > 0:22:56Listen, right, I'm not making this up.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59I'm really, really scared of heights.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06Oh, great(!)

0:23:12 > 0:23:17Dolly, come out for Lou-Lou. I'll do my elephant impression.

0:23:17 > 0:23:23Dolly, if you don't come out, I'll... I'll rip Bunny's head off!

0:23:23 > 0:23:25< Fat chance! He's in here.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28OK, stand back. Let Tracy have a go.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31What makes you think you can do it?

0:23:44 > 0:23:51- Well, Smart-Bum?- Dolly, I've got something special for you to borrow.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54Something you really want.

0:23:54 > 0:23:57But you have to come out first.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06Wicked.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14She's not in there.

0:24:14 > 0:24:18- Sure?- You want to come and look?

0:24:18 > 0:24:21Didn't think so. She's not in there.

0:24:21 > 0:24:25- Course I'm not. - Dolly, are you all right?

0:24:28 > 0:24:30She's fine, Jenny.

0:24:30 > 0:24:36- Tracy got her out.- Thank you, Tracy. And thanks, Adele. Stay for lunch.

0:24:36 > 0:24:40Oh, no! Lunch! It'll be charcoal by now.

0:24:40 > 0:24:44- Jenny, Adele needs a little word. - OK.

0:24:44 > 0:24:48The thing is... the bedsit's OK, but...

0:24:48 > 0:24:54I know this sounds crazy, but I'm missing you all. You're my family.

0:24:54 > 0:24:58Well, I was wondering, if it was not too late,

0:24:58 > 0:25:01maybe I could have my old room back.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04If that's what you want, you could.

0:25:04 > 0:25:09- You don't think I'd be wimping out? - You think this is a soft option?

0:25:09 > 0:25:14If Adele's moving back, I suppose I will as well.

0:25:14 > 0:25:18- Two independent girls together. - But no fussing, no hassling,

0:25:18 > 0:25:22- and no cheer-up jokes. We don't need it.- No way.

0:25:22 > 0:25:26- You're ready to come back? - No choice.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29You lot can't manage without me.

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