Genius at Work/Nathan's Assessment

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0:00:06 > 0:00:11# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through

0:00:11 > 0:00:14- # Doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!

0:00:14 > 0:00:18# Believe me now I will win some day. #

0:00:19 > 0:00:22- GROUNDED? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - You know what I mean.

0:00:22 > 0:00:25BUT I WAS DOING MY HOMEWORK!

0:00:54 > 0:00:57AARGH!!

0:00:57 > 0:01:02It was ONLY a rubber frog. It's modern art for my art project.

0:01:02 > 0:01:06You've been causing chaos. You are grounded.

0:01:06 > 0:01:10I was going to Ben's and Cam's taking me out tomorrow.

0:01:10 > 0:01:14You can't ground me. It's denial of justice.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17All right, Tracy. All right!

0:01:17 > 0:01:20What if...What if you did something to help us?

0:01:20 > 0:01:25You know how depressed Justine's been since Louise left.

0:01:25 > 0:01:29- Maybe you could cheer her up! - Cheer her up? Me?

0:01:29 > 0:01:33I don't know if you've noticed this, Jenny,

0:01:33 > 0:01:38but I'm not Queen Justine of Littlewood's favourite person.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41HISS!

0:01:43 > 0:01:44CLICK!

0:01:46 > 0:01:50Why not use Justine? You could paint her picture.

0:01:50 > 0:01:56A nice picture of Justine? I'm an artiste, not a miracle-worker!

0:01:56 > 0:02:00Tracy, if you help Justine, I'll see about ungrounding you.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03- PHONE RINGS - Blackmail? Highly unprofessional.

0:02:04 > 0:02:08Hi, Ben. Yes, as it happens. She's right here.

0:02:08 > 0:02:13Ben! I've just been grounded! You've got to help me!

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Sorry, Beaker. No can do. I'm ill.

0:02:16 > 0:02:20I've got a bad cold. Can hardly even get out of bed.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22ILL? ILL? How can you be ILL?

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Ugh!

0:02:27 > 0:02:30JENNY: Seems as if Ben's stuck too.

0:02:30 > 0:02:35Except, of course, you could easily get yourself unstuck.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Hint, hint! HINT!

0:02:37 > 0:02:42I've just had a great idea. Why don't I go cheer up Justine?

0:02:45 > 0:02:47So Ben's ill in bed, is he?

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Me and Bouncer could pop round.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53How public-spirited of you, Lol.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57I'm sure your visit has nothing to do with his games.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00The idea hadn't even begun to cross my mind.

0:03:00 > 0:03:06- All right. You can visit Ben, but be back by tea time.- Yes!

0:03:07 > 0:03:12- Hi, Justine! You still feeling down?- What do you care?

0:03:12 > 0:03:16Of course I care, Justine. I miss Louise too.

0:03:16 > 0:03:21- You know...- Get off me! - ..One of life's healers is art.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24- Can I paint your portrait?- What?

0:03:25 > 0:03:27You know...you're, er,

0:03:27 > 0:03:30quite...pretty, really.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34Smooth skin, lovely hair...

0:03:34 > 0:03:37almost like a supermodel.

0:03:40 > 0:03:46- Hi, Tracy. Coming to Ben's?- We're gonna play games, listen to music.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49- Oh, Lol! She can't.- Oh! Why ever not?

0:03:49 > 0:03:52Because she's grounded.

0:03:53 > 0:03:58- Completely slipped my mind! Oh, dear!- How sad.- BOTH: Never mind!

0:03:58 > 0:04:02- Did you hear somebody say something, Justine?- NO!

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Just some rats squeaking.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10Yes, Cam. She's been looking forward to it.

0:04:10 > 0:04:14I'll call you later - if she's redeemed herself.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17Duke's pretending it never happened.

0:04:20 > 0:04:25- Just off to the shops.- Oh! You're going...- Shopping. Yes.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28- Oh, it's just...- What's the matter?

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Nothing!

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Good!

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Oh, yes. Duke's gone mad.

0:04:45 > 0:04:50- ALL right, Benny man? - Not feeling too well, are ya?

0:04:50 > 0:04:54I feel like I've been sneezed out by an elephant.

0:04:54 > 0:04:59- Where are your parents, then?- Work, where else?- Eh? But you're ill.

0:04:59 > 0:05:04- Your point is?- You've got the whole house to yourself?- Yeah.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Yeah. Enjoy!

0:05:08 > 0:05:12- Whoa!- Whoa! Wicked!

0:05:13 > 0:05:16I'll just be upstairs in bed.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18SNIFF!

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Genius at work?

0:05:25 > 0:05:28Hi, ladies. How's it going?

0:05:29 > 0:05:34I wonder if Picasso had to put up with all these INTERRUPTIONS?!

0:05:34 > 0:05:38- You're very brave with your artistic choices, Tracy.- What?

0:05:38 > 0:05:43Art is all about risk. All the great artists had to take chances.

0:05:43 > 0:05:48When it comes down to it, the end product is all that matters.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Well, er, I'll leave you to it.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13- How's the art project going?- OK,

0:06:13 > 0:06:17for the time being - but you know Tracy and Justine.

0:06:17 > 0:06:21They'll be all right. They need one another.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25- Well, yeah... - Look! Is Tracy doing her homework?

0:06:25 > 0:06:29- And is Justine happy?- Well... - I don't see a problem.- But...

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Don't you have case notes to type?

0:06:40 > 0:06:43- There! Finished.- Let me see.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Oh!

0:06:52 > 0:06:55- What have you done to me? - What do you think?

0:06:59 > 0:07:05- WHAT YOU DOING? THAT'S MY HOMEWORK! - You're a horrible painter!

0:07:13 > 0:07:16SCREAMS IN THE DISTANCE

0:07:22 > 0:07:25- < NO!- Arrgh!- No! Ow!- Aargh!

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Hate to say I told you so, but...

0:07:29 > 0:07:32I'll go, shall I?

0:07:32 > 0:07:35- Bog breath!- Freak with legs!

0:07:35 > 0:07:40- Pile of bogeys!- Blob of snot! - Calm down, hey! What's going on?

0:07:40 > 0:07:44- What is it?- Look what she did. - Justine?

0:07:44 > 0:07:49- I look like Jekyll and Hyde. - That's how I see you!- Whoa! Hey!

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Don't take it personally, Justine.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55- It's Tracy's personal interpretation.- Oh, yeah?

0:07:55 > 0:07:58Yeah? Well, how would you like it?

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Er...

0:08:01 > 0:08:04LOUD WORKOUT MUSIC PLAYS

0:08:04 > 0:08:0760km...65km...70km. Come on!

0:08:07 > 0:08:10I'd better go see how Ben's doing.

0:08:10 > 0:08:14- You spoil that child!- What? - Don't worry.- OK.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20100km...105km...110km.

0:08:22 > 0:08:26LOUD MUSIC THUDS THROUGH WALLS

0:08:41 > 0:08:45Whoa! Nice!

0:08:51 > 0:08:55Whoa! Is there anything else I can do for you?

0:08:57 > 0:08:59HUH?

0:09:01 > 0:09:06Only, I noticed the can of soup on the kitchen table.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Mm-hm. YEAH, OK!

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Just put your arm up - like this.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Great!

0:09:25 > 0:09:28That one!

0:09:33 > 0:09:38- What you doing?- I'm climbing Mount Everest on a space hopper!

0:09:38 > 0:09:43- Anything I can do? - Clean out the gunk from the juicer.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48- SQUELCH! - Ugh!

0:09:48 > 0:09:51- Oh, Bounce?- WHAT?!

0:09:54 > 0:09:57- Ugh! Oh!- Ha!

0:10:12 > 0:10:15KNOCK! KNOCK! Oh! Yes?

0:10:20 > 0:10:24- I thought- I- could do a little bit better than that tin!

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Oh! OK.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30- Got it.- Yeah?

0:10:35 > 0:10:38This is the best soup I've tasted.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41SNIFF! I can really feel the vitamin C.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Your bill, sir.

0:10:45 > 0:10:51- My what?- Genius doesn't come cheap. My brother's original recipe,

0:10:51 > 0:10:56labour, service charge... I think £10 should do it.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59This needs a few adjustments.

0:10:59 > 0:11:03£10 minus the cost of renting my video games,

0:11:03 > 0:11:07for 2 hours, the use of my mum's state-of-the-art gym equipment,

0:11:07 > 0:11:10the CD library...

0:11:10 > 0:11:14Fancy that! You owe me at least £15!

0:11:14 > 0:11:19Uh-huh! You know what, Ben? We'll let you off this one,

0:11:19 > 0:11:23- cos you're a mate.- Yeah.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Come on, maestro.

0:11:25 > 0:11:31- Oh, and Bouncer?- Yeah?- This soup really is excellent.- Hey-ho!

0:12:01 > 0:12:04AAARGH!

0:12:05 > 0:12:09BOTH: Ta-da!

0:12:09 > 0:12:13Tracy, you are ungrounded and I'm tempted to buy it myself!

0:12:13 > 0:12:17- I thought you liked me! - You got off lightly!

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Ooh! Here come our good Samaritans.

0:12:21 > 0:12:25- So, how's Ben? - I think we made a difference.

0:12:25 > 0:12:29Whoa! That is just wrong on every level.

0:12:29 > 0:12:33I don't expect you to understand. I forgive you. After all,

0:12:33 > 0:12:36- genius is pain.- Yes, Tracy.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39Is the genius meant to BE a pain?

0:12:39 > 0:12:42LAUGHTER

0:12:43 > 0:12:47- Oh, what?!- Bad paint brush!

0:12:48 > 0:12:51Ready? Steady?

0:12:51 > 0:12:53GO!

0:12:55 > 0:13:00Nathan! You said we were going bowling!

0:13:00 > 0:13:04- Sure did!- Let's go!- Five minutes - I wanna give Lol a little demo.

0:13:04 > 0:13:09The perfect googly requires a perfect run-up.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12Don't be afraid to...

0:13:12 > 0:13:13Oh!

0:13:15 > 0:13:19- After you trip, what next(?) - Ha, ha(!) ..Amber, show us how.

0:13:19 > 0:13:23- I don't want to play. - You know you do!

0:13:23 > 0:13:29- Get revenge for making you tidy up? - Well, I you put it like that...

0:13:29 > 0:13:32Get ready to run, Dolly!

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Yeah!

0:13:37 > 0:13:40AH...!

0:13:43 > 0:13:48"Nathan is caring, but he needs to be more responsible."

0:13:50 > 0:13:57"Nathan is a caring team member, but he sometimes lacks authority."

0:14:00 > 0:14:04"Nathan is not very... Nathan is..."

0:14:10 > 0:14:14Basically, Nathan is the biggest kid we've got here.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Ah!

0:14:29 > 0:14:34- Right! You lot...this is NOT funny! - LAUGHTER

0:14:34 > 0:14:37I want to know who did this. Nobody move.

0:14:37 > 0:14:43- We're going bowling!- When I find out who booby-trapped the cupboard.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Actually, it was...

0:14:46 > 0:14:48it was me.

0:14:48 > 0:14:54- What?!- Someone was nicking the chocolate - I wanted to catch them.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Oh, you did, did you(?)

0:14:56 > 0:15:02That's the most stupid, immature and dangerous thing that...

0:15:02 > 0:15:06- Everything all right? - Wonderful, thank you, Elaine.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09You've got a bit of...stuff.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12Oh?

0:15:12 > 0:15:17- What can we do for you?- I've come to do Nathan's assessment.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20But I'm halfway through his report.

0:15:20 > 0:15:26I don't just rubber-stamp things - I want to write my own report.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29- Nathan, can we go? - Nathan can't go anywhere today.

0:15:29 > 0:15:35- What?!- I'm sorry, it's about my course. I need to speak to Elaine.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38I thought WE were important. You don't care about us!

0:15:38 > 0:15:42You're the worst care worker in history!

0:15:42 > 0:15:46You should be thrown out the Dumping Ground,

0:15:46 > 0:15:49banished to a far distant corner,

0:15:49 > 0:15:53and never be allowed to work with poor children like me again.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56- You're useless, Nathan!- Oh!

0:15:57 > 0:16:00We're good mates, really!

0:16:00 > 0:16:05You're training to be her care worker, not her best friend.

0:16:05 > 0:16:11- Hmm... So, what group session are you running?- Group session?

0:16:11 > 0:16:14- Part of the requirement.- Oh, yeah!

0:16:14 > 0:16:19Well, I quite enjoy getting the kids together, you know,

0:16:19 > 0:16:24and, sort of, um, you know, sort of, um, play-acting!

0:16:24 > 0:16:26Drama?

0:16:26 > 0:16:31- Good! I'll look forward to seeing you in action.- Me, too(!)

0:16:31 > 0:16:35You get sorted - I'll have a chat with the children.

0:16:40 > 0:16:46- Oh, I don't know anything about drama.- Oh, dear(!) Improvise!

0:16:50 > 0:16:55Nathan? He's great. Last week, I was meant to be in at 9...

0:16:55 > 0:16:59It's 9.40. Halfway up the drainpipe, the window opens.

0:16:59 > 0:17:03Does he grass on me? He does not. Wicked!

0:17:03 > 0:17:08I quite like Nathan - he doesn't care if your bedroom gets mucky.

0:17:08 > 0:17:12He says, "Don't worry till fungi starts growing."

0:17:18 > 0:17:22He's your main man for being up on wrestling moves.

0:17:22 > 0:17:26Half-nelson... Full nelson... You name it - he can do it.

0:17:26 > 0:17:30Look - I'll show you. Come on, Elaine, up!

0:17:30 > 0:17:35It's all pretend - it doesn't hurt! < No, stop it! Lol!

0:17:37 > 0:17:39'Nathan - he's...'

0:17:39 > 0:17:43How's it all going? A bit worrying, Duke.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Understatement!

0:17:45 > 0:17:50Nathan hasn't completed one piece of coursework.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53So, he has STARTED a few, then?

0:17:53 > 0:17:55'Lol!'

0:17:56 > 0:18:01Right, everyone, so, if we just get up...

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Come on, everyone, get up!

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Up, up, up!

0:18:09 > 0:18:13Good, good! Um...

0:18:13 > 0:18:16right, um, so...

0:18:16 > 0:18:18let's all start by...

0:18:18 > 0:18:20um...

0:18:20 > 0:18:23loosening up!

0:18:23 > 0:18:24Yeah(!)

0:18:25 > 0:18:29That's...probably enough of that.

0:18:31 > 0:18:36- Tracy! She's brilliant at drama. - Yeah, I'm a right drama queen(!)

0:18:36 > 0:18:39- Are we doing role-play?- Role-play?

0:18:39 > 0:18:43Yeah! Role-play! Sounds good to me!

0:18:43 > 0:18:46Bring me some more grapes, you imbecile!

0:18:46 > 0:18:51A tree with fresh grapes was gently swaying in the breeze.

0:18:51 > 0:18:57- Careful with them swords! - Nathan, we're bloodthirsty pirates!

0:18:57 > 0:19:00Go for the heart!

0:19:00 > 0:19:03We've got you, pal!

0:19:03 > 0:19:06He's broken his leg! Straight to Casualty!

0:19:09 > 0:19:12Ar! Seize the hijacker!

0:19:17 > 0:19:20Is this how you'd act around your queen?!

0:19:20 > 0:19:23WHAT is going on?

0:19:23 > 0:19:27- We're being dramatic, just like Nathan asked!- Out!

0:19:30 > 0:19:34- Typical, just as we were getting to the good bit!- Ar!

0:19:35 > 0:19:39You're really not helping yourself.

0:19:43 > 0:19:47Bouncer, you can stop... swaying in the breeze.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52You OK?

0:19:52 > 0:19:55I've really blown it, dude.

0:19:56 > 0:20:00She's really gonna get me failed now.

0:20:00 > 0:20:05- Elaine's not happy cos you haven't finished your coursework.- I know.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10I get distracted by the kids -

0:20:10 > 0:20:14Bouncer on the computer, Dolly cuts herself, Tracy wants to swim -

0:20:14 > 0:20:17There's always something.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20Right, everyone, listen up!

0:20:20 > 0:20:25If we don't do something soon, Nathan will be leaving.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28- What?! - If Elaine writes a bad report,

0:20:28 > 0:20:33he'll fail his course and be thrown out the Dumping Ground for ever.

0:20:40 > 0:20:44So, it's down to all of us to save him -

0:20:44 > 0:20:50we are his only hope. Here she is - Dumping Ground enemy number one.

0:20:52 > 0:20:57- Elaine!- Yes, Tracy.- I wanted to talk to you about Nathan.

0:20:57 > 0:21:02I didn't mean what I said earlier. He's not rubbish - he's excellent!

0:21:02 > 0:21:07- I've seen all I need to see. - NO! You don't understand -

0:21:07 > 0:21:11- he seems rubbish because there's something on his mind.- What?

0:21:13 > 0:21:16- Um...you.- Me?

0:21:16 > 0:21:20Oh! You mean he likes me?

0:21:20 > 0:21:25You mean he "likes me" likes me? Well...

0:21:25 > 0:21:30I know, it's amazing, isn't it(?) What with you looking like that,

0:21:30 > 0:21:34but, you see, you have this funny effect on him.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43How about passing him?

0:21:43 > 0:21:47Please, Elaine - he's my favourite!

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Dolly, let go of my leg!

0:21:49 > 0:21:53I know what you lot are up to. It isn't going to work -

0:21:53 > 0:21:58I can't pass him if he hasn't done his coursework.

0:21:58 > 0:22:02He's miles better than the usual boring care worker.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04Come on, Elaine, >

0:22:04 > 0:22:09prove you're not an old prune. Give Nathan a second chance...?

0:22:09 > 0:22:11Please?

0:22:12 > 0:22:16If he'd done his essays, maybe I could, but...

0:22:16 > 0:22:19the deadline's tomorrow.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21I'm sorry.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23Rules are rules.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28How about we all go bowling?

0:22:28 > 0:22:32- Don't want to. - Me neither.

0:22:32 > 0:22:38- Who's gonna read me a story in bed when Nathan leaves?- I could do that.

0:22:38 > 0:22:43You can't do all the voices. We're at the bit with the werewolf.

0:22:43 > 0:22:48- I was making it up.- Sounds good.

0:22:48 > 0:22:53You said you'd take me to a thrash metal concert. I wanted to go.

0:22:53 > 0:22:59- No worries - maybe Duke could take you.- Yeah... I love thrash metal(!)

0:22:59 > 0:23:04- Maybe not!- Looks like a lot of people are gonna miss you, Nathan.

0:23:04 > 0:23:10- Right! Here's your unfinished essays.- What?!- You heard Elaine...

0:23:10 > 0:23:12Get his work in and he'll pass.

0:23:12 > 0:23:16We'll not let him leave the room until he's finished.

0:23:16 > 0:23:18Oh...!

0:23:27 > 0:23:30SNORING

0:23:30 > 0:23:32WHISTLES

0:23:32 > 0:23:35FOGHORN

0:23:37 > 0:23:40LOUDER FOGHORN

0:23:42 > 0:23:46- I need the toilet... Got to go to the toilet.- Uh-uh.

0:23:46 > 0:23:50- Not until you've finished!- Oh!

0:24:04 > 0:24:07I CAN'T DO IT!

0:24:21 > 0:24:25- Finished. - You've got an hour to get it in.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28Come on, Nathan! >

0:24:28 > 0:24:30< Better hurry up!

0:24:35 > 0:24:37He's back!

0:24:45 > 0:24:48He looks really serious.

0:24:48 > 0:24:52She's failed him. The old bat!

0:24:53 > 0:24:56I hate her!

0:25:08 > 0:25:11Nath... We're really sorry.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13I don't want you to leave!

0:25:18 > 0:25:21She's passed me! I'm gonna be a proper care worker!

0:25:21 > 0:25:23Yeah!

0:25:23 > 0:25:26You mean we're stuck with you(?)

0:25:26 > 0:25:29ALL: Nathan!

0:25:29 > 0:25:32# I can make my world come true

0:25:32 > 0:25:35# All my dreams will see me through

0:25:35 > 0:25:37# And the fight won't get me down

0:25:37 > 0:25:40# My dreams will turn things round

0:25:40 > 0:25:42# With a smile upon my face

0:25:42 > 0:25:44# I can see a better place

0:25:44 > 0:25:46# Doesn't matter what comes my way

0:25:46 > 0:25:48# Believe me now

0:25:48 > 0:25:51# I'll win some day. #

0:25:51 > 0:25:54Subtitles by Anne Walker BBC Broadcast 2003

0:25:54 > 0:25:57E-mail us at subtitling@bbc.co.uk