Get Lost/Home and Hosed

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0:00:02 > 0:00:07# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through

0:00:07 > 0:00:13# With a smile upon my face I can see a better place

0:00:13 > 0:00:17# Doesn't matter what may come my way

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Believe me now I will win some day. #

0:00:20 > 0:00:24That is the last time I let her stay up on a Friday.

0:00:24 > 0:00:29She's exhausted, poor mite. She'd better stay in bed all day today.

0:00:29 > 0:00:31I'm not tired!

0:00:36 > 0:00:40Staying all day in the Dumping Ground, are you?

0:00:40 > 0:00:45- WE probably are cos your dad won't turn up again. - HORN HOOTS

0:00:45 > 0:00:48Jenny, Dad and Carrie are here. ..Gotta go.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54FEET CLUMP ON STAIRS

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Come on, Lol!

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Bouncer, your turn - blow.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Huh?

0:01:02 > 0:01:06Saturday, remember? Water bombs, soapy slides on the lawn? Fun?

0:01:06 > 0:01:11- We're going out with our aunt. - Cancel her. We had an arrangement.

0:01:11 > 0:01:16Let's see. Going to the aquarium, seeing the sharks...

0:01:16 > 0:01:21- Followed by me eating my bodyweight in junk food...- And a movie.

0:01:21 > 0:01:26Or a kiddies' paddling pool and some washing-up liquid? I think not.

0:01:26 > 0:01:31One day, my mum will tear up the lawn and put a swimming pool in.

0:01:31 > 0:01:37- Here we go!- She's got the biggest swimming pool in Hollywood.

0:01:49 > 0:01:53- It's true, honest.- Yeah, and I'm gonna be the next James Bond.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56See you.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58See you.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Your mate not around this weekend?

0:02:17 > 0:02:22She's doing a stupid course on saving the giant tree whale.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Why don't you go round to Ben's?

0:02:25 > 0:02:30His aunt and uncle are taking him out, cos his parents are away.

0:02:30 > 0:02:35Everyone's getting a fun day out except me.

0:02:41 > 0:02:45- PADDLING POOL FARTS - Pardon.

0:02:49 > 0:02:53- What do you fancy doing today? - I don't know.

0:02:53 > 0:02:58- How about a trip to the computer shop?- I have all the latest games.

0:02:58 > 0:03:03- We could buy you some new music. - Dad gives me money for CDs.

0:03:03 > 0:03:07We'll put our thinking caps on while you get dressed.

0:03:07 > 0:03:12Everything money can buy, but what made you happy when you were a kid?

0:03:12 > 0:03:17Hanging around with my dad on weekends.

0:03:17 > 0:03:22Sorry. Mum might drop by in a helicopter to take me out.

0:03:24 > 0:03:29Where's she gonna land a helicopter if she's already put the pool in?

0:03:38 > 0:03:42You know what, Tracy Beaker, no-one believes your stories.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45- Right, that's it!- Hey! Stop it.

0:03:45 > 0:03:49- Why not go out and play?- I don't play. I do interesting things.

0:03:49 > 0:03:53- Just half an hour, until Nathan gets here.- Oh!

0:03:53 > 0:03:59- She's being mean to me. Can I have an ice cream?- Nice try. No.

0:03:59 > 0:04:03Now we don't eat between meals, do we?

0:04:03 > 0:04:05I don't!

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Ice cream?

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Hide and seek, me first.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16I bet Ben's aunt and uncle

0:04:16 > 0:04:22are organising the most exciting day out in the universe for him.

0:04:22 > 0:04:26Fishing? With worms and camp stools by the canal like old people?!

0:04:26 > 0:04:29I enjoyed fishing with my dad.

0:04:29 > 0:04:3199...

0:04:31 > 0:04:33100!

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Coming, ready or not!

0:04:38 > 0:04:43- You watched me hide!- I didn't. I just know all the hiding places.

0:04:43 > 0:04:48- Count again. - Think of somewhere decent to hide.

0:04:48 > 0:04:49One...

0:04:49 > 0:04:51two...

0:04:51 > 0:04:52four...

0:04:52 > 0:04:55eleven...twelve...

0:04:56 > 0:04:58..92...

0:04:58 > 0:05:0079, 89...

0:05:00 > 0:05:0399, 100.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Ah!

0:05:20 > 0:05:24Oh, I can't find Dolly anywhere.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26I give up.

0:05:30 > 0:05:35- This place needs a good clean. - I knew we didn't have fishing rods.

0:05:35 > 0:05:41- So, what else have you got planned? - I know, let's clean the garage.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43We can chat while we work.

0:05:43 > 0:05:48Great(!) I'm just going to nip off to the toilet before we start.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52Beaker! You've got to help me.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56A bit clever, I thought.

0:05:56 > 0:06:00I suggested we clean the garage, give him a chance to open up to me.

0:06:00 > 0:06:05- My friend Tracy just rang. She's coming round.- Oh.- Oh.

0:06:05 > 0:06:09Tracy's cool. One of the staff at her place will bring her.

0:06:09 > 0:06:13She must be rich if her family has staff.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20- Slept in, no time for breakfast? - Hurry! It's an emergency!

0:06:20 > 0:06:24- Tracy's going to Ben's. Play with Dolly.- Eh?

0:06:24 > 0:06:29- She's in the garden.- Playing hide and seek.- By herself?- No, with you.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35VEHICLE DRAWS UP

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Stupid door!

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Madame.

0:06:42 > 0:06:47Oh, if you MUST drive people around in your disgusting old car,

0:06:47 > 0:06:50- then get it fixed!- Hi. I'm Duke.

0:06:50 > 0:06:54The staff have to check everyone out before leaving me anywhere.

0:06:54 > 0:06:59Duke, there's no Texas chainsaw murderers around.

0:06:59 > 0:07:03If that's their car, they won't kidnap me for ransom. You can go.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06She grows on you...honest.

0:07:10 > 0:07:15- Um...how many staff at your place? - Three, four if Elaine comes.

0:07:15 > 0:07:19- So your parents must have important jobs.- What?

0:07:19 > 0:07:22Household staff, security checks?

0:07:22 > 0:07:26Ben hasn't told you anything about me, has he?

0:07:26 > 0:07:29- No.- My mum does have a very important job.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Looks like I got here just in time.

0:07:43 > 0:07:47- You've got no kids?- No. - Then listen and learn.

0:07:47 > 0:07:53Saturday isn't for cleaning out garages. It's for F-U-N - fun.

0:07:53 > 0:07:58- Maybe Ben wants to clean the garage with his uncle.- No!

0:07:58 > 0:08:02Oh, I mean, I don't mind. I'll get cleaned up.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Where will we go? I like the beach.

0:08:05 > 0:08:10- And you're a young lady who gets her own way.- I take after my mother.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13She's an A-list movie megastar.

0:08:13 > 0:08:18She's friendly to the other actors, but she always gets the best.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25- What did you say your mother's name was?- I didn't.

0:08:25 > 0:08:30- I don't want the paparazzi to find me.- Why don't you live with her?

0:08:30 > 0:08:34She wants me to have a normal life. Hollywood kids are spoilt brats.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Right, beach it is.

0:08:39 > 0:08:45Dolly? Are you not bored yet? I can see you miles away.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Got you! Dolly?

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Dolly, the game's over.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Come out now. Dolly?

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Jenny!

0:08:54 > 0:08:56JENNY!

0:08:57 > 0:09:03- Tell me Dolly's in the house with you.- No, she's with you.- No.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05FAIRGROUND MUSIC

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Money.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Thanks. Come on, let's go.

0:09:10 > 0:09:14- So, that's what kids like? - It's what Tracy likes.

0:09:14 > 0:09:19Obviously Ben just goes along with her because of who she is.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22SCREAMS

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Tracy?

0:09:24 > 0:09:26I'm tired of hide and seek.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30Duke? Jenny?

0:09:32 > 0:09:35SHE SCREAMS

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Oh...

0:09:43 > 0:09:46What are YOU doing here?

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Tracy Beaker lost me!

0:09:48 > 0:09:51Oh, come here.

0:09:51 > 0:09:56- You have got a lot of explaining to do, young lady.- So have you.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59- You said we didn't eat between meals.- Oh!

0:10:05 > 0:10:10- Tracy's having a great time, isn't she?- That's the main thing(!)

0:10:10 > 0:10:12What?

0:10:12 > 0:10:17You don't have to do everything her way because her mother is famous.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19She told you her mum's a film star?

0:10:19 > 0:10:24We're trying to be understanding, but today's supposed to be for YOU.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27More fun now, I insist.

0:10:27 > 0:10:31- Come on! - Right! Hold it right there.

0:10:31 > 0:10:36- Let me explain.- Ben is not your servant and we are not your staff.

0:10:36 > 0:10:40You are a very spoilt and rude girl.

0:10:43 > 0:10:48She's a famous person's daughter! She'll get kidnapped out there.

0:10:48 > 0:10:53We'll be sued. We'll never live this down. Get after her!

0:10:53 > 0:10:57You two have got worse imaginations than Tracy Beaker!

0:10:57 > 0:11:02- Her mum isn't famous.- She said... - You don't know anything about kids.

0:11:10 > 0:11:16- Oh, I thought you were at Ben's all day.- I'd rather stay here.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Thanks.

0:11:31 > 0:11:3299...

0:11:32 > 0:11:34100!

0:11:34 > 0:11:36Coming, ready or not!

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Dolly, where are y...?

0:11:49 > 0:11:53I didn't mean what I said. I'm really sorry.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58It's my fault.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Sometimes I say dumb things.

0:12:01 > 0:12:06- We're going to the Adventure Park tomorrow.- Would you like to come?

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Let's ask my staff, shall we?

0:12:14 > 0:12:20Tracy Beaker! Are you trying to lose me again?!

0:12:24 > 0:12:27Hey, you! Don't move a muscle.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40- Wow! Whose is that?- Uncle Jasper's. - Great!

0:12:40 > 0:12:45I told him to get a bigger car if they were gonna keep taking us out.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50- Will you stay for supper?- Yeah.

0:12:50 > 0:12:55- Where are we going?- Tracy, can you come in the office, please?

0:12:55 > 0:12:58No, I'm going out for a spin.

0:12:58 > 0:13:02- Tracy! - We'll see you in a little while.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04You haven't told her.

0:13:04 > 0:13:08Good. It's better she hears about it here.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10We really want this.

0:13:14 > 0:13:19- They want what?!- Ben's aunt and uncle want to foster you.

0:13:21 > 0:13:22Tracy!

0:13:22 > 0:13:26I can see this is a bit of a shock.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28Thank you for finally realising

0:13:28 > 0:13:33that your job was to find me rich, good-looking foster parents.

0:13:39 > 0:13:45- I need to talk to Cam about this. - It's got nothing to do with Cam!

0:13:45 > 0:13:50- You're making a mistake.- Don't you dare phone Cam behind my back.

0:13:52 > 0:13:59- Yes, yes! When are you taking me home with you?- We could spend time getting to know each other better.

0:13:59 > 0:14:04- Adults like to think about things. - Especially as we'd be going away.

0:14:04 > 0:14:08We're going away?! I have to tell everyone!

0:14:14 > 0:14:16Tracy!

0:14:16 > 0:14:22- You're going too fast.- One demerit point for running in the house.

0:14:22 > 0:14:27I MEAN, I want you to think carefully about the fostering offer.

0:14:27 > 0:14:31OK. I'm thinking VERY carefully... On one hand,

0:14:31 > 0:14:37there's great foster parents who'll love me, take me on holidays

0:14:37 > 0:14:42and spoil me. On the other hand, there's the Dumping Ground,

0:14:42 > 0:14:46which is full of kids I have to share everything with.

0:14:46 > 0:14:50Hmm, now, that's a hard decision(!) Not!

0:14:52 > 0:14:55Tracy will be your new cousin.

0:14:55 > 0:14:59- We thought you'd be happy.- I am.

0:14:59 > 0:15:05I'm happy you're taking my friend to live in Scotland, where I'll never see her(!)

0:15:09 > 0:15:16I've come to tell you losers that I'm going on holiday with my new foster parents.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19We're probably going to Florida.

0:15:28 > 0:15:33- See ya!- I'm fed up with Tracy Beaker getting fostered.

0:15:33 > 0:15:38Aren't you pleased to see the back of her? Fostering doesn't get rid of her.

0:15:38 > 0:15:43She comes back like a boomerang. What makes them think they can cope?

0:15:43 > 0:15:45Even Cam brought her back.

0:15:45 > 0:15:51We could give them the Tracy Beaker treatment and see how they rate.

0:15:51 > 0:15:57"Exploding onto your screens, the chaos that is The Full Beaker"!

0:15:57 > 0:16:02No, really, we could test them out, with stuff like patience...

0:16:02 > 0:16:06and understanding. Dolly can test their panic button.

0:16:06 > 0:16:11If they're not up to it, Tracy finds out now and doesn't get hurt.

0:16:11 > 0:16:15I thought you didn't care. I, er, I don't.

0:16:20 > 0:16:25They're jealous. Pretend you're going to buy me heaps of stuff.

0:16:25 > 0:16:30- He's been looking for an excuse to buy the latest computer game.- Great!

0:16:30 > 0:16:37- And going to Scotland - you wouldn't mind?- I'd prefer somewhere hot...

0:16:37 > 0:16:42- Scotland it is, I'm afraid.- We can check out the Loch Ness Monster!

0:17:04 > 0:17:10- Yee-hah!- It's certainly going to be entertaining living with Tracy!

0:17:10 > 0:17:15Especially when the fire brigade comes. That's always a laugh.

0:17:15 > 0:17:19- Fire brigade? - Tracy set fire to the last house.

0:17:19 > 0:17:24- Was anyone hurt? - Tracy's feelings. She was dumped back here.

0:17:24 > 0:17:29She's emotionally scarred. She sets fire to everywhere she goes. Tragic.

0:17:29 > 0:17:34Remind me to increase the house insurance.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48That was very dangerous!

0:17:48 > 0:17:53- You tried to get Tracy fostered! - Jenny had no right to call you!

0:17:53 > 0:17:59- How could you?! Tracy and I lived together!- You sent her back!

0:17:59 > 0:18:04- I had a right to send her to Scotland!- But she's my...

0:18:04 > 0:18:07- Your what?!- My...

0:18:07 > 0:18:12Exactly. We'll discuss this later. I've got an appointment.

0:18:27 > 0:18:31Generosity. Justine... Generosity's mine!

0:18:31 > 0:18:34- Can- I- go next? It's MY turn next.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36You owe me.

0:18:36 > 0:18:40Pardon? For taking my best friend away.

0:18:40 > 0:18:46Ben's Tracy's best friend. I've got behavioural problems. This could set me off.

0:18:46 > 0:18:50Pay up. We don't want innocent children suffering.

0:18:52 > 0:18:57Oh, um, you'd better hurry. ..The ice-cream van.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59Kate can't resist ice cream.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Get enough for everyone!

0:19:04 > 0:19:06I will!

0:19:09 > 0:19:11Throw out.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15- Keep. - KNOCK AT DOOR

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Cam!

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Generosity...check.

0:19:23 > 0:19:28And they didn't blab. Trustworthy...check.

0:19:28 > 0:19:32It's MY turn. Now is it MY turn?!

0:19:32 > 0:19:36We have to spread it out or they'll get suspicious.

0:19:39 > 0:19:43I won't let them foster me if you don't want me to.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46I can't give you what they can.

0:19:46 > 0:19:52I don't need lots of stuff. All I ever wanted was for you to...

0:19:52 > 0:19:56I couldn't love you more if I was your mum.

0:19:56 > 0:20:01I wish I could say, "Let's try again," but...

0:20:01 > 0:20:03I'm sorry.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08It's OK.

0:20:08 > 0:20:12I do want to be your friend... always.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19I'll be downstairs.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25INAUDIBLE

0:20:35 > 0:20:39You're staying for lunch. Go and meet Kate and Jasper.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51Panic button, Dolly - you're on.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55Hey! Don't blow a valve!

0:20:55 > 0:20:58It's "sense of humour" next.

0:20:59 > 0:21:03Jasper, Kate, meet Cam Lawson.

0:21:03 > 0:21:07She used to look after Tracy. They're great friends.

0:21:07 > 0:21:12You brought Tracy back here. Er, Kate means...

0:21:12 > 0:21:16we've become fond of Tracy, but she's a challenge.

0:21:16 > 0:21:20You could give us survival tips. SCREAMS

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Are you hurt?

0:21:24 > 0:21:30- Panic button, check!- Jenny! They're trying to annoy my foster parents!

0:21:30 > 0:21:33- We're testing them.- You're jealous.

0:21:33 > 0:21:39Of Boomerang Beaker, always flying back to the Dumping Ground?! Aw-w!

0:21:44 > 0:21:47Now it's definitely my turn.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50Sense of humour...

0:21:56 > 0:21:59Take cover!

0:22:33 > 0:22:36You'll all be punished for this!

0:22:38 > 0:22:41Sense of humour - check!

0:22:44 > 0:22:47You're a match for the Beaker. She's yours.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51No!

0:22:57 > 0:23:02- I don't want you to go to Scotland. - Is that what's been wrong?- Mmm.

0:23:02 > 0:23:08But you can come too. ..So can you, Cam. There's room in the new car.

0:23:08 > 0:23:13..Can they? Please? It would be fantastic.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16Hi, everybody! ..Eurgh!

0:23:16 > 0:23:19Why are you all wet?

0:23:19 > 0:23:22You'd regret it later. I wouldn't!

0:23:22 > 0:23:27- What's wrong?- You didn't tell Tracy she was going to live in Scotland.

0:23:37 > 0:23:42But...if I go to Scotland, I wouldn't get to see you any more.

0:23:42 > 0:23:47If you want to stay with your friends - with Cam -

0:23:47 > 0:23:53- we'll understand. - But I don't know what to do!

0:23:53 > 0:23:58Tell me what to do. If you were a friend, you'd tell me what to do.

0:24:04 > 0:24:07You are getting a very special kid.

0:24:07 > 0:24:13Give her everything she's dreamed of, or you'll have me to answer to.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34Cam!

0:24:43 > 0:24:49- Some friend. You didn't put up a fight for me.- They're good people.

0:24:49 > 0:24:56Foster parents aren't all they're cracked up to be. You proved that.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07I am going to go to Scotland...

0:25:10 > 0:25:14..for a holiday. Then I'm coming back here.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20Looks like you're stuck with me.

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