0:00:06 > 0:00:08# I can make my world come true
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# All my dreams will see me through
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# It doesn't matter what may come my way
0:00:14 > 0:00:18# Believe me now I will win some day. #
0:00:18 > 0:00:23- Why are you so pleased with yourself?- Sorry, Amber,
0:00:23 > 0:00:28I realise how annoyed you get when you see someone smiling.
0:00:28 > 0:00:34- Duke, how's the progress report? - The boring progress report meeting!
0:00:34 > 0:00:38- Did you talk about me? - Very amusing, Dolly!
0:00:38 > 0:00:43- Oh, Cam's on the phone. - That woman phones at awkward times.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45It's not for you, Tracy. Amber?
0:00:45 > 0:00:50Maybe she wants to foster someone who's less of a pain in the bum!
0:00:59 > 0:01:04It's called style. I wouldn't expect you lot to understand.
0:01:13 > 0:01:18- Got you!- I wish you wouldn't do that.- What are you up to?
0:01:19 > 0:01:24'It's a well-known fact that on a secret mission,
0:01:24 > 0:01:29'you need the right gadget. For the master spy, no meeting is secret.'
0:01:39 > 0:01:44You bugged the progress report meeting? Full marks for craftiness,
0:01:44 > 0:01:48- minus 50 million for dumbness. - Nathan was wearing a suit.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52It was an important meeting. They have them all the time.
0:01:52 > 0:01:57- They could decide to...split me and Bouncer up?- Oh, no Bouncer,
0:01:57 > 0:02:02- no-one for Lol to hide behind.- And Amber getting phone calls from Cam,
0:02:02 > 0:02:06who's to say they weren't talking about you three?
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Us three?
0:02:10 > 0:02:13There is no "us three".
0:02:14 > 0:02:19Well, there's only one way to find out for sure.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24- Missing something?- What?
0:02:24 > 0:02:27What did...? How did...?
0:02:27 > 0:02:32You can't be a good spy if you can't spot you're being spied on.
0:02:32 > 0:02:37- Have you just been out-scammed by Amber?- My brain must be shrinking.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51The nerve! James Bond doesn't go round nicking microfilm
0:02:51 > 0:02:54from under people's noses, does he?
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Yes.
0:02:57 > 0:03:02But doesn't it make you mad? Amber finding out all sorts of secrets!
0:03:02 > 0:03:04About us!
0:03:04 > 0:03:08- But no-one has any secrets here, Lol.- But...
0:03:08 > 0:03:12What if they decide to split us up,
0:03:12 > 0:03:14send us to different homes?
0:03:14 > 0:03:18Lol, where has this daft idea suddenly come from?
0:03:20 > 0:03:26- You can't split up Lol and Bouncer! - It'd do them good in the long run.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29They're a bit old to share a room.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32You know, just around.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36If they split us up, I might get some work done.
0:03:36 > 0:03:41- It would ruin my reputation. - Clever remark from Bouncer.
0:03:41 > 0:03:46Must think of comeback. Can't! My brain really is shrinking!
0:03:48 > 0:03:51He bugged the meeting.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55But why? Couldn't have been that important.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Louise, Nathan was wearing a suit.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02- Hey, kids, want to listen to this? - Yeah.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06- For a small fee. - BOTH: We're not interested.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10OK, if you don't want to hear about which blonde person
0:04:10 > 0:04:15is so helpful around the house that the staff aren't trying too hard
0:04:15 > 0:04:18to find foster parents for her.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22Or which person's dad may be getting divorced again.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26Or which member of staff, whose name rhymes with penny,
0:04:26 > 0:04:30may be off to run a care home in New York.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38MUFFLED VOICES
0:04:47 > 0:04:50That's nice!
0:04:50 > 0:04:54You two have finally found a hobby you can share.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58It's Amber. She's been in her room for ages.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Hi, Duke!
0:05:01 > 0:05:06- Amber! Everything OK? - Yeah, everything's fine.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10I was listening to a documentary on the radio about bugs.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Well...
0:05:12 > 0:05:15That's nice.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18It's a very interesting subject.
0:05:26 > 0:05:31- Jenny, what's it like in New York, do you know?- It's wonderful, Amber.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34I've been there for a few holidays.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38- I'm hoping to go again quite soon. - Oh, really? That's nice.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44RINGING TONE
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Oh, come on, Cam.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Checking up on her?
0:05:50 > 0:05:52She hates that.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01DOORBELL RINGS
0:06:01 > 0:06:06- Cam!- Hi, Tracy, I've come to see Amber.- Amber?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09But...
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Hi, Cam! Bye, Tracy.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16- Tracy?- Shall we go up to my room?
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Yeah, OK.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Hey, Lou. Look...
0:06:30 > 0:06:34It's not your turn, but could you help with the washing up?
0:06:34 > 0:06:39You'd love that. "Get Louise to do it, she never complains."
0:06:39 > 0:06:41I'm tired of being kicked around!
0:06:41 > 0:06:44I only asked.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48SIGHS HEAVILY
0:06:48 > 0:06:52But... But are things really OK, Dad?
0:06:52 > 0:06:57I mean, really, really? And you're not having any arguments?
0:06:57 > 0:07:03The normal kind?! You've only just got married! Pull yourself together!
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Is everything OK, Justine?
0:07:06 > 0:07:10I thought grown-ups were supposed to be sensible!
0:07:11 > 0:07:16- What did I do?- Apart from bugging the meeting?- And losing the tape?
0:07:16 > 0:07:21- Letting Amber mess with our heads? - Apart from all that, what did I do?
0:07:25 > 0:07:27All right. I'll sort it.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Come on. Let's go.
0:07:32 > 0:07:37- I think everybody feels a bit like that sometimes.- Sorry to bother you.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41You know that tape I lent you? Could I have it back, please?
0:07:41 > 0:07:46I haven't got it now. I slipped it to my secret agent, 007.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Right. Thanks.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52OO7?
0:07:56 > 0:08:00Spying's wrong, isn't it?
0:08:00 > 0:08:04A betrayal of trust. It was your responsibility.
0:08:04 > 0:08:09You should've kept a look-out. We'll overlook it this time.
0:08:09 > 0:08:13Hand over the tape and we'll say no more about it.
0:08:13 > 0:08:18I don't have the faintest idea of what you're talking about.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Is that the time?
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Love my job!
0:08:28 > 0:08:31A school project, you say?
0:08:31 > 0:08:36For social studies. Helping us to understand law and order.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39What's Tracy got to do with this?
0:08:39 > 0:08:41I'm safeguarding your human rights.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Oh... Thank you.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46- Go on then.- Spread them.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49It's just a regular body search.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55GIGGLES
0:09:00 > 0:09:02LAUGHS LOUDLY
0:09:10 > 0:09:14- What's wrong with you lot? - We can't find the tape.
0:09:14 > 0:09:20Amber said she gave it to... to a secret contact - Agent 007.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22- What?- OO7.
0:09:22 > 0:09:26And...who in the house is 007 years old?
0:09:26 > 0:09:29ALL: Dolly!
0:09:38 > 0:09:41It wasn't me! Amber made me do it!
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Right.
0:09:55 > 0:10:00- 'If we use your stationery? - Yes, there is the...'
0:10:03 > 0:10:07'..ordering the right amount of paper.'
0:10:10 > 0:10:16'..that we usually expect at the end of the month...'
0:10:16 > 0:10:20- Is that it?- Well, I could only record 45 minutes.
0:10:20 > 0:10:2545 minutes? How did you expect to get anything in 45 minutes?
0:10:25 > 0:10:29You didn't think through this spying business.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33But... My brain...
0:10:33 > 0:10:37- Oh, my brain...! - Oh! I've had enough of this.
0:10:42 > 0:10:48Jenny, are me and Lol being split up and sent to different care homes?
0:10:48 > 0:10:52- Course not.- Thank you. You're not going for a new job
0:10:52 > 0:10:55- in New York?- I'm certainly not.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59- But you've got relatives there? - Exactly.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10- I want a word with you.- Really?
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Probably won't be much help.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Not with me new shrunken brain.
0:11:15 > 0:11:19I've been hearing rumours about a tape in our meeting today.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23- Well...- They asked me to leave the room for a while,
0:11:23 > 0:11:27so they could talk about me and I was wondering...?
0:11:27 > 0:11:32Obviously some details need to remain confidential.
0:11:32 > 0:11:37- But I think they liked the suit. - Yeah?- And they might've suggested
0:11:37 > 0:11:39that you should stand up to Jenny.
0:11:39 > 0:11:44- She'll probably respect you more as a professional.- Right.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46He's still got it.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Thanks, Cam. See you later!
0:11:51 > 0:11:55KNOCK AT DOOR Hi, Tracy. Are you busy?
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Too busy. I'm making a list of reasons
0:11:58 > 0:12:02why you'd foster Amber. She wouldn't mess up your kitchen.
0:12:02 > 0:12:07She doesn't know what it's for. You can laugh at those hairdos.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10You think I want to foster Amber?
0:12:12 > 0:12:17You know before she came here, Amber used to run away a lot?
0:12:17 > 0:12:21I was talking about an article I'm writing about runaways.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24An article? Is that all?
0:12:24 > 0:12:27GROWLING
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Whooh-h-h!
0:12:32 > 0:12:37Hah-ah-ah! Whooh-h-h!
0:12:39 > 0:12:43I'm not sure I'm foster mother material.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45You know that better than anyone.
0:12:45 > 0:12:50- I'm probably more like big sister material?- More like ugly big sister.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Well, here it is.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Excellent.
0:12:57 > 0:13:01- What's that? - It's a chat the staff had about you
0:13:01 > 0:13:05after we told them about your spying mission.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09- We tried it with someone sensible in charge.- Did it work?
0:13:09 > 0:13:13- Like a dream.- I don't believe you. - That isn't our problem.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17- It mentions her imaginary friend! - Give me that!
0:13:19 > 0:13:22No flipping. There's plenty more action coming.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24NOW!
0:13:26 > 0:13:30Come back, you little snitch, or Teddy gets it!
0:13:30 > 0:13:34He already has, you murderer! OK, what's the story?
0:13:34 > 0:13:39Amber's trashed her room. She's spray-painted her walls.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Argh-h-h!
0:13:47 > 0:13:50- I'm going to kill you!- Tracy?
0:13:50 > 0:13:54- Hi, Duke.- Slight problem. I'm going to need your help.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58I've already told Lol - to get to level two, you have to go
0:13:58 > 0:14:03- through the Gates of Doom with the apple.- It's not that.
0:14:03 > 0:14:07I need you to share your room with Amber.
0:14:07 > 0:14:11- We've got to do a clean in hers. - I'm not sharing with Amber!
0:14:11 > 0:14:14You're just asking for trouble.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Hee-hee-hee!
0:14:23 > 0:14:26- Sorry, it's already sorted. - Then unsort it!
0:14:26 > 0:14:29It's just till tomorrow.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33Wait a minute! I haven't agreed to this yet.
0:14:33 > 0:14:38It's only for one night. You'll have a laugh!
0:14:38 > 0:14:42Nathan's right. This is going to be fun.
0:14:42 > 0:14:46- What are you doing?- What is your problem?- This is my room
0:14:46 > 0:14:51- with my things. I don't want them messed about!- Touchy, aren't we?
0:14:51 > 0:14:55- Are you sleeping in here? - Yeah. Come in.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59I haven't said they can come in. This is my room.
0:14:59 > 0:15:03This is OUR room. If I say they can come in, they can.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Where am I going to put my stuff?
0:15:06 > 0:15:11- Touch it and you're dead, Justine Littlewood.- Just ignore her.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15- She needs to learn how to share. Can I borrow this?- No!
0:15:15 > 0:15:20Don't be such a prima donna, Tracy. Nothing's private in a care home.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Quite an artist, our Amber.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Let's get it painted before Jenny gets back.
0:15:26 > 0:15:30- Should be dry by tomorrow. - I'll get a brush.
0:15:30 > 0:15:35# Never treats me sweet and gentle The way she should
0:15:35 > 0:15:37# I got it bad... #
0:15:37 > 0:15:42- Morning, Duke. Morning.- Hello, Adele. How did the audition go?
0:15:42 > 0:15:46Um...not sure. I think we've got the gig.
0:15:46 > 0:15:51- Am I looking at the next big thing? - The band's just me and some mates.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Are you looking for another singer?
0:15:54 > 0:15:57# My old heart is sentimental, not made of wood... #
0:15:57 > 0:16:01Tracy's been on at me. She's writing a song.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07- That doesn't rhyme properly. - Oh! Do you mind?!
0:16:07 > 0:16:11I don't know why you're bothering to write a song.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15Adele's never going to have YOU in her band.
0:16:15 > 0:16:19- Your rubbish.- Tracy, I've heard you singing in the bath.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23- You're tone-deaf. - LAUGHTER
0:16:23 > 0:16:28- Duke, this is an emergency!- What's the matter?- Amber!- Is she OK?
0:16:28 > 0:16:33She won't be if she stays in my room. I want her out by today
0:16:33 > 0:16:37- or I will not be responsible for my actions.- Tracy!
0:16:37 > 0:16:42By the end of today. I'm sick of this place, of sharing everything.
0:16:42 > 0:16:47- I know.- You don't.- I was brought up with four brothers in a semi.
0:16:47 > 0:16:52- Believe me, I know.- Get this - she's telling everyone I'm tone-deaf.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56I'm an undiscovered musical genius. Everyone knows that.
0:16:56 > 0:17:01Maybe we should get you an instrument. Something of your own.
0:17:01 > 0:17:05- Are you serious?- Yeah. I learnt guitar when I was your age.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09- It's something you won't have to share.- Great.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13- We'll sort it out. - Adele'll let me in her band now.
0:17:13 > 0:17:18- You'll have to learn how to play it first, Tracy.- Yeah, yeah, course.
0:17:18 > 0:17:22I want something trendy, like a saxophone.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26I'll be discovered and taken to somewhere
0:17:26 > 0:17:29people'll treat me like I deserve.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33MELODIC JAZZ MUSIC
0:17:33 > 0:17:35CHEERING
0:17:35 > 0:17:40Elaine, I didn't think you'd come up with anything so quickly.
0:17:40 > 0:17:46- It was in my attic.- Tracy won't let us have a go.- It is her instrument.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49- It's not fair. - We want something to play.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Get me a bass guitar, Elaine.
0:17:52 > 0:17:57- I think that might be pushing it. - I'll see what I can do.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Don't worry, they'll get over it.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03No, they're quite right, Duke. It's not fair.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07- Think how you'd feel.- You're right.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Oh! Well done, Tracy.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14Another three weeks and she'll be well away.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19# I don't care what they say
0:18:19 > 0:18:22# I'm not about to play nobody's game
0:18:22 > 0:18:24# Cos it's all about the dark... #
0:18:24 > 0:18:29- That's good, Adele.- It's different in front of a crowd of people.
0:18:29 > 0:18:34- It's quite scary.- You were scared? - With luck, I didn't show it.
0:18:34 > 0:18:39So, what do you think? I could either play the sax in your band
0:18:39 > 0:18:44or I could sing or both. But not at the same time obviously.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Um...
0:18:46 > 0:18:50Elaine, where did you get all these?
0:18:50 > 0:18:54- I have my connections. - Lol, let's start our own band.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Yeah, wicked.
0:18:57 > 0:19:01- Here, Louise, you can have the violin.- I want the trumpet.
0:19:01 > 0:19:08- I want it.- Girls!- Whoever can blow the trumpet the loudest, gets it.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11WEAK TRUMPET SOUND
0:19:11 > 0:19:14That's nothing. Listen to this.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16TRUMPET BLARES
0:19:16 > 0:19:21Isn't it great, Duke? Elaine got us all these new instruments.
0:19:21 > 0:19:26Yes, thanks, Elaine. The whole house is alive with the sound of music!
0:19:26 > 0:19:28LAUGHTER
0:19:28 > 0:19:31LOUD DISCORDANT MUSIC
0:19:31 > 0:19:37Amber? Amber! I don't believe it! You've been reading my diary!
0:19:37 > 0:19:42- You shouldn't leave it lying around.- I left it under MY pillow,
0:19:42 > 0:19:46- on MY bed!- I don't know why you're bellyaching.
0:19:46 > 0:19:51Apart from the funny bits like, "I'll be rich and famous,"
0:19:51 > 0:19:55and how your mum'll whisk you away in her helicopter,
0:19:55 > 0:20:00- it's a piece of slop!- This room isn't big enough for both of us.
0:20:07 > 0:20:12Take a walk, unless you want me to share your song with the rest.
0:20:12 > 0:20:18# I suppose you think I'm singing this song just cos I'm blue... #
0:20:18 > 0:20:24Duke said he won't be finished painting my room until tomorrow.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Bad luck, roomie!
0:20:26 > 0:20:31LOUD TUNELESS MUSIC Can we have some peace and quiet?
0:20:31 > 0:20:35Apparently not. PHONE RINGING
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Hello! I'm sorry, can you speak up?
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Hi, Josie?
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Josie from the band, yeah.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47Don't you think you should tell Adele yourself?
0:20:47 > 0:20:51All right. Right, right, I'll let her know.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55SIGHS HEAVILY
0:20:55 > 0:21:00# I can make my world come true
0:21:00 > 0:21:04# All my dreams will see me through
0:21:04 > 0:21:09# Doesn't matter what may come... #
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Hey, Trace, coming for supper?
0:21:12 > 0:21:18- What's the matter? - Just hay fever.- Oh.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Is Amber being a pain again?
0:21:21 > 0:21:27- You can't stay out here.- Better than sharing with old Spiky Face.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Hey, Trace, don't get mad... get even.
0:21:38 > 0:21:43A one... A two... A one-two-three-four!
0:21:43 > 0:21:45LOUD TUNELESS MUSIC
0:21:45 > 0:21:50- Oh, what?!- Morning, Amber. We've got a new song especially for you.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53From the top, boys!
0:21:53 > 0:21:56# We know a song that'll get on your nerves
0:21:56 > 0:22:00# We know a song that'll get on your nerves
0:22:00 > 0:22:04# This is how it goes! We know a song that'll get on your nerves... #
0:22:04 > 0:22:07It's half past six in the morning!
0:22:07 > 0:22:11You go back to sleep while we rehearse. Just ignore us.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14- Go for it, Bounce!- Argh!
0:22:14 > 0:22:17# We know a song that'll get on your nerves
0:22:17 > 0:22:21- # Get on your nerves... # - Get off!- Sorry, Amber.- Hey, roomie.
0:22:21 > 0:22:26- Can I borrow your leather jacket? - No!- We always share everything.
0:22:26 > 0:22:31- Nothing's private in a care home, REMEMBER!- Oh!- Where are you going?
0:22:31 > 0:22:36- Back to my room.- But we've got more songs.- Forget it!- Yes!
0:22:37 > 0:22:42- Tracy! Good morning.- Hi, Duke, have you come to listen?- No.
0:22:42 > 0:22:46If you don't pack it in now, I may take that saxophone,
0:22:46 > 0:22:49that keyboard and that bass guitar,
0:22:49 > 0:22:55put them in the garden and set them on fire with my large blowtorch!
0:22:55 > 0:23:00- I thought you liked music, Duke. - Constant bedlam and lack of sleep
0:23:00 > 0:23:04can do strange things to care workers. Where's Amber?
0:23:04 > 0:23:07She's gone back to her own room.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Shame really. I quite like sharing.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19# We know a song that'll get on your nerves
0:23:19 > 0:23:21# Get on your nerves... #
0:23:21 > 0:23:25Adele, can I come to your band rehearsal tonight?
0:23:25 > 0:23:29I'm sorry but you can't be in the band.
0:23:29 > 0:23:33We failed the audition. We're not playing a gig.
0:23:33 > 0:23:37- You were really good. - Josie rang me yesterday.
0:23:37 > 0:23:42- Apparently, they thought I was too nervous on stage.- Are you upset?
0:23:42 > 0:23:45- Course not.- I would be.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49Adele, that's great! One door closes, another one opens.
0:23:49 > 0:23:54It just so happens we're looking for a singer in our band.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Yeah, yeah. How about it?
0:24:00 > 0:24:03LOUD ROCK MUSIC
0:24:04 > 0:24:09# I suppose you think I'm singing this song
0:24:09 > 0:24:12# Just because I'm blue
0:24:12 > 0:24:16# But that's not strictly true
0:24:16 > 0:24:20# Cos I just want to chill out with you...
0:24:23 > 0:24:27TUNELESS GUITAR AND SAXOPHONE PLAYING
0:24:27 > 0:24:30# ..From out behind us now
0:24:30 > 0:24:34# This will give us the light we need
0:24:34 > 0:24:38# To make us laugh out loud
0:24:38 > 0:24:42# No, I don't need no dumping ground blues
0:24:42 > 0:24:45# No, I don't need no dumping ground blues
0:24:45 > 0:24:50# No, I don't need no dumping ground blues... #
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Bravo! Bravo! Fantastic!
0:24:55 > 0:25:00Thank you! Thank you! You've been a wonderful audience.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04As you've been fantastic, we'll do our songs again!
0:25:05 > 0:25:09Subtitles by Subtext for BBC Broadcast 2003