Home and Hosed

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0:00:02 > 0:00:07# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through

0:00:07 > 0:00:13# With a smile upon my face I can see a better place

0:00:13 > 0:00:19# What may come my way Believe me, I will win some day. #

0:00:24 > 0:00:28- Wow! Whose is that?- Uncle Jasper's. - Great!

0:00:28 > 0:00:35I told him they needed a bigger car if they were going to keep taking us out.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38- Will you stay for supper? - Yeah.

0:00:38 > 0:00:43- Where are we going?- Tracy, can you come in the office, please?

0:00:43 > 0:00:46No, I'm going out for a spin.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49- Tracy! - We'll see you in a little while.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52You haven't told her.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55Good. It's better she hears about it here.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58We really want this.

0:01:01 > 0:01:06- They want what?!- Ben's aunt and uncle want to foster you.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Tracy!

0:01:10 > 0:01:14I can see this is a bit of a shock.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Thank you for finally realising

0:01:16 > 0:01:21that your job was to find me rich, good-looking foster parents.

0:01:27 > 0:01:32- I need to talk to Cam about this. - It's got nothing to do with Cam!

0:01:32 > 0:01:38- You're making a mistake.- Don't you dare phone Cam behind my back.

0:01:40 > 0:01:47- Yes, yes! When are you taking me home with you?- We could spend time getting to know each other better.

0:01:47 > 0:01:52- Adults like to think about things. - Especially as we'd be going away.

0:01:52 > 0:01:56We're going away?! I have to tell everyone!

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Tracy!

0:02:04 > 0:02:10- You're going too fast.- One demerit point for running in the house.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14I MEAN, I want you to think carefully about the fostering offer.

0:02:14 > 0:02:19OK. I'm thinking VERY carefully... On one hand,

0:02:19 > 0:02:25there's great foster parents who'll love me, take me on holidays

0:02:25 > 0:02:30and spoil me. On the other hand, there's the Dumping Ground,

0:02:30 > 0:02:34which is full of kids I have to share everything with.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37Hmm, now, that's a hard decision(!) Not!

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Tracy will be your new cousin.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46- We thought you'd be happy.- I am.

0:02:46 > 0:02:52I'm happy you're taking my friend to live in Scotland, where I'll never see her(!)

0:02:57 > 0:03:04I've come to tell you losers that I'm going on holiday with my new foster parents.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07We're probably going to Florida.

0:03:18 > 0:03:23- See ya!- I'm fed up with Tracy Beaker getting fostered.

0:03:23 > 0:03:28Aren't you pleased to see the back of her? Fostering doesn't get rid of her.

0:03:28 > 0:03:33She comes back like a boomerang. What makes them think they can cope?

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Even Cam brought her back.

0:03:36 > 0:03:41We could give them the Tracy Beaker treatment and see how they rate.

0:03:41 > 0:03:47"Exploding onto your screens, the chaos that is The Full Beaker"!

0:03:47 > 0:03:52No, really, we could test them out, with stuff like patience...

0:03:52 > 0:03:56and understanding. Dolly can test their panic button.

0:03:56 > 0:04:01If they're not up to it, Tracy finds out now and doesn't get hurt.

0:04:01 > 0:04:05I thought you didn't care. I, er, I don't.

0:04:10 > 0:04:15They're jealous. Pretend you're going to buy me heaps of stuff.

0:04:15 > 0:04:20- He's been looking for an excuse to buy the latest computer game.- Great!

0:04:20 > 0:04:27- And going to Scotland - you wouldn't mind?- I'd prefer somewhere hot...

0:04:27 > 0:04:32- Scotland it is, I'm afraid.- We can check out the Loch Ness monster!

0:04:54 > 0:05:00- Yee-hah!- It's certainly going to be entertaining living with Tracy!

0:05:00 > 0:05:05Especially when the fire brigade comes. That's always a laugh.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09- Fire brigade? - Tracy set fire to the last house.

0:05:09 > 0:05:14- Was anyone hurt? - Tracy's feelings. She was dumped back here.

0:05:14 > 0:05:19She's emotionally scarred. She sets fire to everywhere she goes. Tragic.

0:05:19 > 0:05:24Remind me to increase the house insurance.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38That was very dangerous!

0:05:38 > 0:05:43- You tried to get Tracy fostered! - Jenny had no right to call you!

0:05:43 > 0:05:49- How could you?! Tracy and I lived together!- You sent her back!

0:05:49 > 0:05:54- I had a right to send her to Scotland!- But she's my...

0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Your what?!- My...

0:05:57 > 0:06:02Exactly. We'll discuss this later. I've got an appointment.

0:06:17 > 0:06:21Generosity. Justine... Generosity's mine!

0:06:21 > 0:06:24- Can- I- go next? It's MY turn next.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26You owe me.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30- Pardon? - For taking my best friend away.

0:06:30 > 0:06:36- Ben's Tracy's best friend. - I've got behavioural problems. This could set me off.

0:06:36 > 0:06:40..Pay up. We don't want innocent children suffering.

0:06:42 > 0:06:47Oh, um, you'd better hurry. ..The ice-cream van.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Kate can't resist ice cream.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Get enough for everyone!

0:06:54 > 0:06:56I will!

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Throw out.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05- Keep. - KNOCK AT DOOR

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Cam!

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Generosity...check.

0:07:13 > 0:07:18And they didn't blab. Trustworthy...check.

0:07:18 > 0:07:22It's MY turn. Now is it MY turn?!

0:07:22 > 0:07:26We have to spread it out or they'll get suspicious.

0:07:29 > 0:07:33I won't let them foster me if you don't want me to.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36I can't give you what they can.

0:07:36 > 0:07:42I don't need lots of stuff. All I ever wanted was for you to...

0:07:42 > 0:07:46I couldn't love you more if I was your mum.

0:07:46 > 0:07:51I wish I could say, "Let's try again," but...

0:07:51 > 0:07:53I'm sorry.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58It's OK.

0:07:58 > 0:08:02I do want to be your friend... always.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09I'll be downstairs.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15INAUDIBLE

0:08:25 > 0:08:29You're staying for lunch. Go and meet Kate and Jasper.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41Panic button, Dolly - you're on.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Hey! Don't blow a valve!

0:08:45 > 0:08:48It's "sense of humour" next.

0:08:49 > 0:08:53Jasper, Kate, meet Cam Lawson.

0:08:53 > 0:08:57She used to look after Tracy. They're great friends.

0:08:57 > 0:09:02You brought Tracy back here. Er, Kate means...

0:09:02 > 0:09:06we've become fond of Tracy, but she's a challenge.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10You could give us survival tips. SCREAMS

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Are you hurt?

0:09:14 > 0:09:20- Panic button, check!- Jenny! They're trying to annoy my foster parents!

0:09:20 > 0:09:23- We're testing them.- You're jealous.

0:09:23 > 0:09:29Of Boomerang Beaker, always flying back to the Dumping Ground?! Aw-w!

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Now it's definitely my turn.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Sense of humour...

0:09:46 > 0:09:49Take cover!

0:10:23 > 0:10:26You'll all be punished for this!

0:10:28 > 0:10:31Sense of humour - check!

0:10:34 > 0:10:37You're a match for the Beaker. She's yours.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41No!

0:10:47 > 0:10:53- I don't want you to go to Scotland. - Is that what's been wrong?- Mmm.

0:10:53 > 0:10:58But you can come too. ..So can you, Cam. There's room in the new car.

0:10:58 > 0:11:03..Can they? Please? It would be fantastic.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06Hi, everybody! ..Eurgh!

0:11:06 > 0:11:09Why are you all wet?

0:11:09 > 0:11:12You'd regret it later. I wouldn't!

0:11:12 > 0:11:17- What's wrong?- You didn't tell Tracy she was going to live in Scotland.

0:11:27 > 0:11:32But...if I go to Scotland, I wouldn't get to see you any more.

0:11:32 > 0:11:37If you want to stay with your friends - with Cam -

0:11:37 > 0:11:43- we'll understand. - But I don't know what to do!

0:11:43 > 0:11:48..Tell me what to do. If you were a friend, you'd tell me what to do.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57You are getting a very special kid.

0:11:57 > 0:12:03Give her everything she's dreamed of, or you'll have me to answer to.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Cam!

0:12:33 > 0:12:39- Some friend. You didn't put up a fight for me.- They're good people.

0:12:39 > 0:12:46Foster parents aren't all they're cracked up to be. You proved that.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57I am going to go to Scotland...

0:13:00 > 0:13:04..for a holiday. Then I'm coming back here.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10Looks like you're stuck with me.

0:13:23 > 0:13:28Subtitles by Vicky McDonald BBC Broadcast 2003

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