0:00:05 > 0:00:10# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through
0:00:10 > 0:00:14- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!
0:00:14 > 0:00:18# Believe me now I will win some day. #
0:00:19 > 0:00:22No! It's not a good idea. It's pathetic, like you.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Three foster parents in one day?!
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Normally, you can't find one!
0:00:26 > 0:00:29It is an unusual idea.
0:00:29 > 0:00:34We have discussed this. We need to make one big push for Tracy.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Tracy, PLEASE try and make a good impression.
0:00:37 > 0:00:41Sometimes, I think you can come over as a bit...loud.
0:00:41 > 0:00:45- I know that underneath you're actually...- Louder!
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Stop trying to be loud.
0:00:47 > 0:00:51- I wasn't.- You were.- I wasn't. - You WERE!- I WASN'T!
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Tracy...it's worth a try.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57We'll meet ALL the foster parents at the science museum.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00I can't wait.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04- What d'you know about nuclear physics, Trace?- I'm not Trace.
0:01:04 > 0:01:09Sorry...Tracy. They're doing a talk about the atom.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12It'll blow your mind, won't it, Jemima?
0:01:12 > 0:01:14- Dave's a physicist, Trace.- Tracy!
0:01:14 > 0:01:17My name is Tracy Beaker!
0:01:19 > 0:01:22- Watch out, dur brain! - Watch out, toilet brush!
0:01:22 > 0:01:25"Dur brain!" Jake, I think she likes you.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28I apologise for my son's behaviour.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32I'm here to pay for any damage and clean up the mess.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Hey, nice clogs!
0:01:35 > 0:01:38GIGGLING
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Has anyone seen my hair bobble?
0:02:10 > 0:02:15- Hayley! Where did you come from? - Nowhere.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19You're so quiet...it's spooky.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22- Thanks.- Come on, Layla. Your lift's here.- Bye.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29Tracy, it's not your fault you dropped the nucleus.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32She didn't have to throw the protons at the facilitator.
0:02:32 > 0:02:37- Stick your protons up your nose! - Hi, everyone. Having fun?
0:02:37 > 0:02:39I've had more fun at the dentist.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43OK, you two, time's up. I'm ready for the next lot.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46I'm going back to the lecture.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50He's very highly strung.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Tracy, what have you done?
0:03:07 > 0:03:10MUSIC BLARES FROM THE TV
0:03:10 > 0:03:12What?
0:03:17 > 0:03:20They're called Ron and Gwen. They're very nice.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23They've got a caravan in Wales.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Tracy? Did you hear me? They have a caravan in Wales.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30- I'm gonna go for a little wander. - Hello, Elaine!
0:03:31 > 0:03:33- Hello.- Ron. Gwen. Hi.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37You know, parking, Elaine... Parking is a science...
0:03:37 > 0:03:40- You need to study it.- Tracy!
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Tracy...how are you, my love?
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Let's take a look at you.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Get off me!
0:03:49 > 0:03:53It took Gwen 13 times, before she squeezed the car into the space.
0:03:53 > 0:03:58- Ron, Tracy doesn't want to talk about parking.- No, I suppose not.
0:03:58 > 0:04:04What about a spot of nosh, before we overexert ourselves, eh?
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Come on!
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Come on, Tracy.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Tracy!
0:04:13 > 0:04:15- Tracy!- WHAT?!
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Can't beat brown sauce.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44Elaine loves brown sauce. She's always having seconds.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Eat up, Elaine. We want to make a good impression.
0:04:50 > 0:04:55You see, Tracy, I like the open-air life, myself.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57We've got a caravan.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01Really?! Would that caravan be in Wales, Ron?
0:05:01 > 0:05:06As a matter of fact, it is. We keep it in a field near Ysbyty Ystwyth.
0:05:07 > 0:05:12- Do you know Ysbyty Ystwyth?- I'm not sure I do, Ron. It sounds fantastic.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18She's lovely, isn't she? You'll be sorry to see her go.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21She can't wait to get rid of me.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Come on, Elaine, eat up.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28I think I need to go to the bathroom.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- I do hope you'll excuse me. - Not on your own, you don't...
0:05:34 > 0:05:37So do I.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43She's great, isn't she?
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Dreadful.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Pixie Boy to the rescue!
0:05:59 > 0:06:04- Hey! You're a danger to traffic. - She needs a bell or a bleeper.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19All aboard to Quiet Town.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Ssh!
0:06:34 > 0:06:37BANGING
0:06:35 > 0:06:37What's that?
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Whoa! Hey!
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Hayley!
0:06:50 > 0:06:52What's all the noise?
0:06:53 > 0:06:55I'm not quiet!
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Ssh!
0:07:02 > 0:07:05I CAN BE AS LOUD AS THE REST!
0:07:05 > 0:07:09I CAN BE NOISY. I CAN SCREAM AND SHOUT! I CAN BE...
0:07:09 > 0:07:13VOLCANO GI-I-I-I-I-R-L!
0:07:28 > 0:07:32TV BLARES
0:07:32 > 0:07:35LOUD DANCE MUSIC
0:07:40 > 0:07:45- Bye. Missing you already.- Tracy!
0:07:46 > 0:07:48- What?- You were obnoxious.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51I promise I'll be good with the next lot.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Can I trust you, Tracy?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Of course you can.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59We need to give each other a bit of space.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19'The universe,
0:08:19 > 0:08:22'the cosmos, the night sky...
0:08:22 > 0:08:24'the stars in all their glory,
0:08:24 > 0:08:28'as you've never seen them before.
0:08:28 > 0:08:33'Here we bring you a perfect view of the constellations of our galaxy.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38'And brightest of all, the star system Beakerus,
0:08:38 > 0:08:42'named after the great astronomer Tracy Beaker.
0:08:42 > 0:08:48'Pale in comparison is Ursa Major, also known as the Great Bear.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51'And there's Orion - the hunter.'
0:08:52 > 0:08:54LOUD PIANO SCALES
0:09:07 > 0:09:09JUMBLED PIANO SCALES
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Hi, dur brain.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18- What's your name?- Tracy.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22'Could Tracy Beaker report to reception
0:09:22 > 0:09:26- 'where your guardian is waiting for you?'- Tracy who?
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Tracy...Snodgrass.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Oh! Are you sure?
0:09:33 > 0:09:36All right. I am Tracy Beaker. THE Tracy Beaker.
0:09:36 > 0:09:41I ran off. They were snogging in the planetarium. It was disgusting.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Eurgh! Come on.
0:10:00 > 0:10:04'The continuing adventures of...Volcano GIRL!'
0:10:14 > 0:10:18LOUD MUSIC BLARES
0:10:32 > 0:10:35We were worried sick.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37WHAT were you thinking of?
0:10:37 > 0:10:43- It was your stupid idea.- Tracy, what are we going to do with you?
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Kids, eh?
0:10:51 > 0:10:55Let's grab a coffee. You look like you need one.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57- I don't...- Don't worry about them.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00They'll be all right on their own. Come on.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- Hi, Layla. Good swim?- Yeah. Great.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Thank you for the lift.
0:11:36 > 0:11:41- We appreciate it, don't we, Tracy? - Thanks. ..Come on, Jake. Come in.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45- We'd better go.- You've got to meet Jackie and Crash.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48There's Justine - you'll hate her. Bouncer's OK.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Hayley is quiet.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54Shelley's in charge. She doesn't know everything. Hi!
0:11:54 > 0:11:59- Who's this?- This is Jake and Tom. We met them at the museum.
0:12:02 > 0:12:08- Elaine, you didn't take Tracy in a car with strangers?!- Well, it...
0:12:08 > 0:12:13- Tom very kindly...- I offered to give them a lift, after a coffee.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17- Coffee? My, you have been busy(!) - Well, quite frankly, Tracy...
0:12:17 > 0:12:19< Volcano Girl!
0:12:19 > 0:12:23I can be as loud as the rest. I can be noticed.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26< I can be noisy.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29- I can scream and shout! Volcano Girl!- Excuse me.
0:12:29 > 0:12:33< I can be as loud as the rest. I can be noticed.
0:12:33 > 0:12:38- Hayley! What's the matter?- I can be noisy. I can scream and shout!
0:12:38 > 0:12:42I'm not quiet. I'm Volcano Girl!
0:12:42 > 0:12:45You stole my bobble and said I was spooky.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49You said I needed a bleeper or a bell. ..And you took my drink.
0:12:50 > 0:12:55- Hayley, have we been ignoring you? - I want my bobble back.
0:12:56 > 0:13:02Can Volcano Girl chill out for five and take a vacation from eruption?
0:13:09 > 0:13:12- R-R-RAA!- A-A-AAH!
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Marco!
0:13:14 > 0:13:18Welcome to the wonderful world of Tracy Beaker!
0:13:20 > 0:13:25You do know that every Tracy Beaker episode starts with a BANG!
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Just bog off!
0:13:28 > 0:13:29BUZZ!
0:13:29 > 0:13:31I won't do it! She can't make me.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33What are you talking about?
0:13:33 > 0:13:38- I'm to meet new foster parents. - That's the usual way out of here.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40- What'll Grandpa think?- Don't worry.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42It's like raffle tickets. You never win.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45I met three lots last week at the Science Museum.
0:13:45 > 0:13:49- What were they like? Horrible? - Scary.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51These people I just bumped into
0:13:51 > 0:13:55were a zillion times better than anything Elaine came up with.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57They were a laugh.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Hi, dur brain!
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Yeah, you'll never see them again, will you?
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Actually, I have a hunch I might. BUZZ!
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Sorry.
0:14:11 > 0:14:12Hi.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14- Hi.- Is, um, Tracy Beaker in?
0:14:14 > 0:14:18Uh, yeah. Look, whatever she's done, I'm sure she didn't mean it.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22- We'll pay for the damage. Unless it's thousands...- Nathan!
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Thank you! I'll take it from here. Thank you.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31- Didn't think I'd see you again! - You left your jacket in our car.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35Did I?! Thanks for bringing it back. Come in.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45Nice. Could use a suit of armour. Uh, we're just off actually, so...
0:14:45 > 0:14:48I've decided... you're not a dur brain after all.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52- Yeah?- You're a spam head!- Am not! Anyway, you're a care kid!
0:14:52 > 0:14:56Mr Tact(!) What d'you want to be when you grow up...UN peacekeeper?
0:14:56 > 0:15:00There's a pit where they throw us at night. Want to see?
0:15:00 > 0:15:03- Yeah! - We really have to go, sorry.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06- Wouldn't want to be late, would you?- For what?
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Dentist.
0:15:08 > 0:15:13- We'll be up the park later! Want to come?- Yeah, if...if I have time.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18JUNGLE ANIMAL NOISES
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Bye, toilet brush!
0:15:30 > 0:15:33And you're gonna let him live?
0:15:33 > 0:15:37OK, tell me all you know about dads and brothers?
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Brothers...zilch. Dads...?
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- They're more like dogs.- Dogs?!
0:15:43 > 0:15:47Feed em, keep 'em exercised. Watch. Dad!
0:15:52 > 0:15:54LAUGHTER
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Drop it.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02- Good Dad!- I'll see you. I'll be back at five - take you to dinner.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Sorted!
0:16:08 > 0:16:10And now for brothers...
0:16:11 > 0:16:14- Brothers?- Yeah, what do they like doing?- Dunno.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17- We like to wrestle, eh, Lol? - That's right.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19See, I'd get him like this.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Yeah, then I'd get him back like this.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Oh, the fun we had...
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Mmm...sorted!
0:16:32 > 0:16:35BOYS SHOUT AND GRUNT
0:16:38 > 0:16:40- Hey!- Tracy!
0:16:40 > 0:16:42- Hello.- Who fancies a kick-about?
0:16:44 > 0:16:46- Go on, get after it!- Ah...
0:16:47 > 0:16:49..yeah, all right.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53- My dad's rubbish at footy. - Time we started training him, then.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Ah, none of them for Jake. He had to have a filling.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02- Just one?- Uh-uh. - Don't worry, they're for you!
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Drop it.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Good Tom. Here you go.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16There's a good boy! Good Tom.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Clever Tom.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Now, fetch!
0:17:26 > 0:17:31- Um, are you taking the mick or something?- No.
0:17:31 > 0:17:32So, it's some kind of joke, yeah?
0:17:34 > 0:17:38Yeah, that's right. Just my little joke.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Yeah. Mad, isn't she, Jake?
0:17:40 > 0:17:44- Yeah.- Sorry, I'll just go get that.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Justine...!
0:17:49 > 0:17:55- So what've you been doing?- We went to the circus. It was funny.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Kyle got lost and Mum found him with his head in a bag of peanuts.
0:17:58 > 0:18:02- Oh, "Mum" did, did she? What did "MUM" do then?- What's eating you?
0:18:02 > 0:18:05My dad keeps taking me out.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09He took me swimming, bought me sweets, gave me money for clothes.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13- The problem is?- He's never that nice! He bought me a birthday card
0:18:13 > 0:18:16before my birthday. He, like, never remembers!
0:18:17 > 0:18:21CARD PLAYS: "Congratulations"
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- That makes me feel a titch better. - I don't get it.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26It's Carrie, the new baby.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Dad feels guilty!
0:18:28 > 0:18:33They're taking me out to dinner tonight. I reckon it's bad news.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Well, there's something you can do.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51What?
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Hey!
0:18:55 > 0:18:58What's the one thing a new mum needs?
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Help.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Babies? Yuck!
0:19:03 > 0:19:06- Hey, want to wrestle? - Yeah! But I might hurt you.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08You?! Don't make me laugh.
0:19:08 > 0:19:13I warn you, my hands are lethal weapons! Hi-yah!
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Uh! Argh! Urgh!
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Oomph!
0:19:19 > 0:19:22- Uh-oh, stop!- What is it?
0:19:22 > 0:19:24My filling!
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Whoa! You knocked it out.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30It's never dull with you around, is it?
0:19:30 > 0:19:34Right, OK, then, back to the dentist's.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35Sorry.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40It's no-one's fault. Jake just hasn't met a girl as tough as you.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Come on.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47- Hey!- Sshh! See you later.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54- Got the nappy?- Check.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57"Slip it under baby. Bring the front up between his legs."
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Get off! Help!
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Lie still! You said you'd do this for a bag of sweets.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05"If baby wriggles, speak soothingly."
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Lie still or I'll thump you!
0:20:07 > 0:20:11I'll get you in a hammerlock and twist your face off!
0:20:11 > 0:20:14"Or try distracting him with a small toy."
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Coochie-coo.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20You can keep your sweets!
0:20:24 > 0:20:28- That was rubbish! - Will you help us, Hayley?
0:20:28 > 0:20:31I'll show you what a real baby's like...
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Waaaah!
0:20:33 > 0:20:36- What's her problem?- That's for you to find out.- What's your problem?
0:20:36 > 0:20:41- I'm a baby. I can't talk. - What's the book say?
0:20:41 > 0:20:44- I dunno, you're the expert. - I have to go.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47- You can't leave me! - Sorry. It's OK, you'll do fine.
0:20:47 > 0:20:51Remember, stay calm. The baby can sense fear.
0:20:52 > 0:20:56- LOU! OK, I get the message. - HAYLEY HOWLS
0:20:56 > 0:20:59- Be quiet and let me think! - HAYLEY BAWLS
0:20:59 > 0:21:03Anyway, I need to make up for knocking his filling out.
0:21:03 > 0:21:08Filling, so...eating too much junk. Why not make something wholesome?
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Wholesome?
0:21:15 > 0:21:18OK, Tracy, meet...
0:21:18 > 0:21:21- Mr Lettuce. - I know everything about lettuce.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25- How d'you cook it?- You don't.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28You wash it. Make a nice salad.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31- And then a choccy sponge?- Fruit.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Did I mention, I want them to like me?
0:21:45 > 0:21:48KNOCKING AT DOOR
0:21:50 > 0:21:53I don't believe it! You again.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Jake said you went off with his cap.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59Sorry, was that yours?! Um, I'll just go get it.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Come in, I'm whipping up something wholesome to eat.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06- No, we really can't stop. - Hello, Tom!- Oh, hi, Elaine!
0:22:08 > 0:22:12- What are you doing here? - Just picking something up.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15- Tracy was asking us in, but we're gonna have to go...- No, come in.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17I'll show you around my "patch".
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Well, um...
0:22:19 > 0:22:23I insist. Come on, it's not as grim as you'd think.
0:22:23 > 0:22:27- Well, OK...just for a bit.- Yes! Can we see the pit in the cellar?
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Wow, she's actually good for something.
0:22:30 > 0:22:35It'll just be a minute. I hope you like salad as much as I do.
0:22:36 > 0:22:37Great!
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Right. Too hot?
0:22:41 > 0:22:45Too cold?
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Bored?
0:22:47 > 0:22:48Wet?
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Oh!
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Tired? Sick? Hungry?
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Hungry!
0:22:56 > 0:23:00BAWLING AND HOWLING CONTINUE
0:23:01 > 0:23:05- Did you wash the lettuce?- No.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Out of my way...emergency!
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Get lost!
0:23:10 > 0:23:13- For the baby.- Baby?!
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Long story.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20SHE HOWLS
0:23:24 > 0:23:28- That's me girl!- Hello, love. Is there anywhere we can have a chat?
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Might as well get it over with.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Come on, then.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Pack it in Jake... Oh!
0:23:40 > 0:23:44Tracy Beaker, what have you done NOW?!
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Never had a younger brother before, then, eh? Hmm.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Frightening, isn't it?
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Come on, let's get you cleaned up.
0:24:08 > 0:24:13Hey, um, we're going to the circus Saturday. D'you want to come?
0:24:13 > 0:24:16- What, after all this?! - We like excitement, don't we, Jake?
0:24:16 > 0:24:20As long as you two promise not to out-do the clowns.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23- Yeah! Please come, Tracy. - All right!
0:24:23 > 0:24:27Great. Um, give us a call. Elaine's got our number.
0:24:27 > 0:24:31Yes, I'll, um, just show you where to get cleaned up.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Tracy, floor! Clean it up.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Bet you've guessed what this is about?
0:24:40 > 0:24:42I've got an idea.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Here. We thought you'd like to help choose.
0:24:45 > 0:24:49- I'm not choosing colours for the baby's room.- Why not?
0:24:49 > 0:24:52There isn't space for both of us. That's what it is.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55You've been treating me nice because you feel guilty.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59The colour's for YOUR room, love.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02That's right. We want you to move in, next week.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Hey, it's OK, kiddo.
0:25:08 > 0:25:14It's my fault, I won't be letting you down again...promise.
0:25:17 > 0:25:21- I'm moving in with Dad and Carrie! - What else is new?!
0:25:21 > 0:25:24They want me next week! I'm outta here, man!
0:25:24 > 0:25:27- Actually, I might be leaving soon myself.- Yeah?
0:25:27 > 0:25:31Yeah. Let's just call it a hunch.
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