Down to Earth/Nothing Ever Happens Here

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0:00:05 > 0:00:10# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through

0:00:10 > 0:00:14- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!

0:00:14 > 0:00:18# Believe it now I will win some day. #

0:00:19 > 0:00:23'Good morning. It's going to be a lush day today.

0:00:23 > 0:00:26'And now news of our fantastic competition.

0:00:26 > 0:00:30'You'll need one token from our sponsor - Breckle Cereal.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32'Ring when you've got the answers,

0:00:32 > 0:00:36'and one lucky winner will get four tickets

0:00:36 > 0:00:40'to tonight's International Rock and Pop Awards.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43'OK, this is the first question.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46'Kylie Minogue has a fit sister. What is her name?'

0:00:46 > 0:00:49- ALL: Dannii Minogue! - I KNEW I had some.

0:00:49 > 0:00:54Mmm. Breckles! Don't look great.

0:00:54 > 0:00:58- Do not judge a book by its cover. - They don't taste great, either!

0:00:58 > 0:01:02Full of natural goodness. They strengthen your teeth.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Ow! Break them, more like!

0:01:04 > 0:01:07Oh, this is disgusting!

0:01:07 > 0:01:10I'll have these. You lot can collect your own tokens.

0:01:10 > 0:01:14Thanks, Lol. We need loads of Breckles.

0:01:14 > 0:01:19DOLLY: Get us some Breckles, Duke. You're the only one who's kind.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22About 17 boxes should do it.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25- OK, Duke?- I'll see what I can do.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28This is never gonna work.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32'We have a huge competition for you this morning

0:01:32 > 0:01:35'thanks to Breckle Cereal...'

0:01:35 > 0:01:39I was hoping you'd help me get through this paperwork.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42- 'Here's the second one...' - Elaine?

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Sorry?

0:01:47 > 0:01:50If anyone needs me, I'll be in the garden.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53' "..and I'm hungry like the wolf."

0:01:53 > 0:01:55'And how weird is that?

0:01:55 > 0:02:00'I'll be giving you the third and final question later this morning,

0:02:00 > 0:02:03'so stick around for this superb competition.'

0:02:03 > 0:02:09Good. You've been listening. I need someone old and sad.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12D'you know the answer or not?

0:02:12 > 0:02:16I missed question one, but give me the answer

0:02:16 > 0:02:18on THIS piece of paper...

0:02:20 > 0:02:22..and you can have THIS.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25MUSIC: "Year 3000" by Busted

0:02:32 > 0:02:36# One day when I came home at lunchtime

0:02:36 > 0:02:40- # I heard a funny noise - Went out to find out if it was

0:02:40 > 0:02:41# One of those rough boys

0:02:41 > 0:02:45# Stood there with my neighbour called Peter

0:02:45 > 0:02:49- # And a Flux Capacitor - He told me he had a time... #

0:02:49 > 0:02:54- You don't think you've got a chance?!- As good a chance as you.

0:02:54 > 0:02:58- Bet you don't know the answer to question two.- Hard to remember -

0:02:58 > 0:03:01'80s music - an acquired taste.

0:03:01 > 0:03:05I've never even heard Duran Duran, but Lol's got it up here.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Shame YOU haven't! Thanks, Bouncer.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11'Here is the final question...' Shh! It's on.

0:03:11 > 0:03:15'It's Michael Jackson's favourite food. What is it?

0:03:15 > 0:03:20'Is it A - boring old spaghetti, B - even more boring tuna casserole,

0:03:20 > 0:03:24'or C - a scrumptious bowl of delicious Breckles?

0:03:24 > 0:03:29'Phone lines are open. We'll speak to someone in a moment.'

0:03:33 > 0:03:37- Breckles!- Oh, thanks, Crash.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Oh, money!

0:03:44 > 0:03:49- Off the phone now!- She'd love to talk to you. It's Cam from New York.

0:03:50 > 0:03:54I've got so much to tell you, but not now. See you!

0:04:01 > 0:04:05'We've a caller who thinks they've got the answers. What is your name?

0:04:05 > 0:04:09- 'Tracy Beaker. - Hi, Tracy. How old are you?

0:04:09 > 0:04:14- 'Easily old enough to go to concerts like this.- Is that right?!

0:04:14 > 0:04:19'..That is the correct answer. This is the second...'

0:04:19 > 0:04:22I can't believe I couldn't get through.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24'Duran Duran.'

0:04:24 > 0:04:28Tracy's on the radio. 'Well done, Tracy.'

0:04:28 > 0:04:32ELAINE: How did she know that? 'Now it's time for the biggie.'

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Come on, Tracy!

0:04:35 > 0:04:37- Hayley!- Sorry.

0:04:37 > 0:04:43- 'Are you feeling nervous?- No way! - It's the third and final question.

0:04:43 > 0:04:47'Michael Jackson's favourite food is A - boring spaghetti,

0:04:47 > 0:04:52'B - boring tuna casserole, or C - a bowl of delicious Breckles?

0:04:52 > 0:04:56- 'C - your sponsor...' - Where is Tracy Beaker?- Sh-h!

0:04:56 > 0:05:00- MICHAEL: In the office. - Right.- It's a fix.

0:05:00 > 0:05:04ALL: Crash! I think she's done it.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07'Congratulations to Tracy Beaker!'

0:05:07 > 0:05:10- Yes! - 'Awards tonight - you're going.

0:05:10 > 0:05:14'Let's have some more music for you now.'

0:05:28 > 0:05:33- What are you doing in here? - I've won! I'm going to the awards.

0:05:33 > 0:05:37- You need permission to use that phone.- Sorry about that.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40But, hey, I won! I've won! I've won!

0:05:40 > 0:05:41I've won!

0:05:41 > 0:05:46Bad luck, Lol. Perhaps you can have one of the tickets,

0:05:46 > 0:05:51but then perhaps not. There are other people I have to consider.

0:05:51 > 0:05:55Bouncer. ..Maybe not.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Michael. ..Oh, definitely not.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01Jackie, would you like to come? One down, two to go.

0:06:01 > 0:06:06- Crash?- No way. I'm not supporting Breckles.- Fine.

0:06:06 > 0:06:07Ah!

0:06:07 > 0:06:12- JACKIE: Tracy, are you all right? - Of course. Too many Breckles.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15Someone mature should go with her.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17I'm certainly not going with Tracy.

0:06:17 > 0:06:22- I'm not sure that she should be allowed to go at all.- I-I could...

0:06:22 > 0:06:26- There are things I need to sort out.- What is it, Hayley?

0:06:26 > 0:06:31- I'm Tracy's slave. She's giving me a ticket.- Get me a chair.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42That won't be necessary.

0:06:42 > 0:06:46You can go now, Hayley.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49OK. Let's talk tactics. What time am I leaving?

0:06:49 > 0:06:52This phone is out of bounds, as well you know.

0:06:52 > 0:06:57All the children wanted to win, but none of them broke any house rules.

0:06:59 > 0:07:04- However, we have decided to let you go to the concert.- Yes!

0:07:04 > 0:07:08- There are things we need to straighten out first.- Like what?

0:07:08 > 0:07:12I'm going to draw lots to see who goes with you.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Elaine has agreed to accompany you.

0:07:16 > 0:07:17Elaine!

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Thank you, Shelley. Thank you.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45Well done...Michael!

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Yes! Yes! Yes! Thanks, Shelley.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53DUKE: And the second one is...

0:07:53 > 0:07:55- Dolly!- Yes! Yes! Yes!

0:07:55 > 0:07:59Thanks(!) It'll be the worst night of my life.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03- If you don't want to go... - I didn't say that.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22Come on, Tracy. We're waiting.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32- Hey, nice shades! - Get off!

0:08:32 > 0:08:36- Is everyone ready to rock and roll? - ALL: Hey!

0:08:36 > 0:08:40- Tracy, are you all right?- Yeah. - You look very pale.- Mmm.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Come on. Let's wave them off.

0:08:49 > 0:08:54- Tracy?- Tracy?- Tracy? Tracy, are you all right?

0:08:54 > 0:08:55- Tracy?- Tracy?

0:08:55 > 0:09:01'Good morning. It's eight o'clock. It's gonna be absolutely lush today.

0:09:01 > 0:09:07'So, come on. Get up. We have some quality tunes coming your way...'

0:09:14 > 0:09:18Good morning, Tracy. How are you feeling?

0:09:21 > 0:09:27- Take it easy. You're in hospital. - Don't cry. You'll be fine.

0:09:27 > 0:09:31- They've taken your appendix out. - What?!

0:09:39 > 0:09:45- "Dear Tracy...I don't know what to say, but..."- Give it to me.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Have you finished yet, boys?

0:09:48 > 0:09:51Good. And remember, when you visit her in hospital,

0:09:51 > 0:09:55don't go on about how brilliant the concert was.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58It might make her jealous. Just play it cool. OK?

0:10:01 > 0:10:04"Dear Tracy, we all miss you.

0:10:04 > 0:10:08"Get well soon. We can't wait to have you back"?!

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Can I cross out that last bit?

0:10:11 > 0:10:14Of course, this is the second time

0:10:14 > 0:10:17- they've taken my appendix out. - You've only got ONE.

0:10:17 > 0:10:22I was sent home before they could do the first one. I had an infection...

0:10:22 > 0:10:24in my NOSE.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Mmm, that's nice(!)

0:10:27 > 0:10:31You'll find it starts to hurt today. After a couple of days,

0:10:31 > 0:10:36- you get used to it. Want to see my scar?- No, thanks(!)

0:10:37 > 0:10:40Tracy! Oh, how are you?

0:10:41 > 0:10:44So, you went, then?

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Thanks, Tracy. I took your ticket.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49You lot went to the awards?

0:10:49 > 0:10:52We got you loads of presents.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Wicked! You lot went to the awards?

0:10:54 > 0:10:59It... It was actually quite dull in parts. You wouldn't have liked it.

0:10:59 > 0:11:05- I think I saw you on TV.- Really? - Yes. You were dancing at the front.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08I was! That was me! How did I look?

0:11:08 > 0:11:09Kind of goofy.

0:11:09 > 0:11:14- It was absolutely brilliant! - Elaine danced with everyone!

0:11:14 > 0:11:17We went backstage! We were treated like royalty.

0:11:17 > 0:11:21Don't forget, you're supposed to be visiting me.

0:11:21 > 0:11:25I'm tired. You'd better go - in case I become infectious.

0:11:35 > 0:11:39BOTH: # Tracy's sick, Tracy's bad Tracy collapsed and she went mad

0:11:39 > 0:11:42# Doc cut her up with sticks Took away her appendix. #

0:11:42 > 0:11:44See you soon. We miss you.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Come on.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50- Cool cakes, Tracy.- Here!

0:11:50 > 0:11:54Have 'em! They'll make you even fatter.

0:11:56 > 0:11:57What?!

0:12:00 > 0:12:05- Guess what's for lunch?- We can't eat those. They're disgusting.

0:12:05 > 0:12:09Shelley says, "No more food until the Breckles are gone."

0:12:09 > 0:12:12- They're full of goodness. - I told you this wouldn't work!

0:12:13 > 0:12:17TOY BEEPS: "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"

0:12:17 > 0:12:19(Psst! Psst!)

0:12:19 > 0:12:21- (Tracy!)- What?!

0:12:21 > 0:12:24- There's someone else. - Tell them to bog off.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27Bog off!

0:12:27 > 0:12:30Hi, Tracy.

0:12:30 > 0:12:34Cam! I thought you were in New York.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36Not any more. Ah!

0:12:36 > 0:12:37Ow!

0:12:37 > 0:12:40- Oh, sorry.- It's OK.

0:12:44 > 0:12:49- I caught the first plane, I was so worried about you.- I've missed you.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52- I've missed you, too. - This is better than anything.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Um, Cam...

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Is that for me?

0:13:03 > 0:13:08How do you annoy an adult? Watch and learn.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Hello, Earth calling Cam!

0:13:13 > 0:13:16..Then we'll paint the car yellow and have snake pies.

0:13:16 > 0:13:21- What?- I had a pet stone once - it wasn't as boring as you!

0:13:21 > 0:13:25Oh, I'm sorry. I was thinking about New York.

0:13:25 > 0:13:30- What a place! And the writing course...- Blah, blah, blah!

0:13:30 > 0:13:34If it was that great, why haven't you written a bestseller yet?

0:13:35 > 0:13:38I don't know what to write about.

0:13:40 > 0:13:44Hello! You could write the adventures of Tracy Beaker.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47The Amazing Tracy Beaker! Beaker The Bold!

0:13:47 > 0:13:51Tracy In Space!

0:13:51 > 0:13:55- A children's book based on...- The most interesting person you know.

0:14:06 > 0:14:10- They said write what you know... - Like I said - me!

0:14:10 > 0:14:13- I know about kids in care.- M-E - me!

0:14:13 > 0:14:16I'm going to write a book about the Dumping Ground.

0:14:16 > 0:14:20That'll take you less than ten seconds!

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Nothing ever happens here!

0:14:29 > 0:14:31- Tracy.- Why can't I tell anyone?

0:14:31 > 0:14:36If the kids know I'm watching them, they won't act natural.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39Their natural state is barely breathing!

0:14:41 > 0:14:44- Agh!- James!

0:14:44 > 0:14:48Shh, keep your voice down. Oh, little brother.

0:14:48 > 0:14:53- What are you doing here?- I need to lie low. Don't tell anyone.- Huh?

0:15:01 > 0:15:04Bazam-bazoo!

0:15:06 > 0:15:12Marco! Why do we have to do all the work around here?

0:15:12 > 0:15:16Oh, look, you can call it The Dumping Ground Kids Do Chores!

0:15:16 > 0:15:19What's she twittering on about?

0:15:19 > 0:15:22Cam's looking for ideas for her book about the Dumping Ground.

0:15:25 > 0:15:29- I've got millions of ideas. - You'll need illustrations.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32Thanks(!) I don't want a pile of mad adventures.

0:15:32 > 0:15:37Don't blow a valve - I'll write some proper stories.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42- Quick, follow me.- >

0:15:42 > 0:15:45Come on!

0:15:50 > 0:15:55Social workers! I left their stupid halfway house for good.

0:15:55 > 0:15:59- You ran away?- Yeah, I have. I nicked a few quid off them.

0:15:59 > 0:16:04- Why?- It's stupid, but I needed to get here. Have you any cash?

0:16:04 > 0:16:07- A little bit. - I'll get a job straightaway.

0:16:07 > 0:16:12- And a flat. - Are you going to take me with you,

0:16:12 > 0:16:16like you said you would? I knew you'd never let me down.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28Carry on like you would if I wasn't here.

0:16:39 > 0:16:44- That's a lovely photo of you.- It's to put on the cover of your book.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48What book?

0:16:48 > 0:16:52- You want to be in it, too? - Not in it - ON it. On the cover.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55So mums and dads can see how nice I look.

0:17:07 > 0:17:12Somebody nice will come and take you home one day, I'm sure.

0:17:12 > 0:17:17- Only if you put my picture on the cover.- Let me get this right.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20You're writing a book about Dolly?

0:17:20 > 0:17:23- About everyone who lives here. - Thanks, Dolly.

0:17:24 > 0:17:27THUMPING AND BANGING

0:17:27 > 0:17:30Agh!

0:17:36 > 0:17:40- Who are you hiding? - You're hurting me!- Good!

0:17:40 > 0:17:43- Agh! Get off! - I will when you tell me.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46- It's a secret! - That's never stopped you before!

0:17:46 > 0:17:49- Tell!- Ow! Get off me, Jackie!

0:17:49 > 0:17:53Can't I get any peace to be creative?

0:17:55 > 0:17:59He's my brother, James! Now, get off!

0:17:59 > 0:18:02And you're running away with him?

0:18:02 > 0:18:07- Are you mad?- You kept running away to your grandpa!- That's different.

0:18:07 > 0:18:11- I was never meant to be here in the first place.- Nobody is.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14What do YOU know about running away?

0:18:14 > 0:18:18What kind of hiding place is the summer house?

0:18:19 > 0:18:23Magic wand - make Teddy go!

0:18:24 > 0:18:26Hi, Cam.

0:18:26 > 0:18:32- I wrote my story down for you. - Justine phoned you about the book.

0:18:32 > 0:18:37It's about a beautiful girl trapped in a care home doing all the work.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39And a prince rescues her?

0:18:39 > 0:18:45Don't be wet! A family fostered her and saw her hidden talents.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47They sent her to university.

0:18:47 > 0:18:51They tested her brains. The results were amazing.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53She went on to be a famous vet.

0:19:04 > 0:19:08- Put my name above yours on the cover.- Yeah.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14I know! Why don't I disappear?

0:19:15 > 0:19:18Writer of book, here!

0:19:18 > 0:19:21Abracadabra, writer disappear!

0:19:21 > 0:19:24JACKIE SCREAMS

0:19:25 > 0:19:28JACKIE COUGHS

0:19:28 > 0:19:31- I swallowed a fly. All better now.- Sure?

0:19:36 > 0:19:39- Who are you?- Never mind that now. Come on!

0:19:47 > 0:19:49Here's the famous author!

0:19:49 > 0:19:52I'm going off the whole idea.

0:19:52 > 0:19:57- Hi! I've written a story for your book.- It's me who's...

0:19:57 > 0:20:01It's about this Dumping Ground girl, who everyone fights with.

0:20:01 > 0:20:06She has lovely hair, unlike that grub who says she isn't pretty...

0:20:07 > 0:20:12- This duckling grows up to be a swan?- No. She gets her own back.

0:20:28 > 0:20:32Have you thought about making it a recipe book?

0:20:32 > 0:20:36Caring Meals For Kids - recipes by Duke.

0:20:41 > 0:20:46- Thought you'd turn up here sooner or later!- Who's she?- Who told you?

0:20:46 > 0:20:50Jackie, Jackie - you can't keep anything from the Beaker!

0:20:50 > 0:20:55So you plan to take Michael to live happily ever after with you,

0:20:55 > 0:21:00- don't you?- I'm on the road - I can't take a little kid with me!

0:21:00 > 0:21:05- You weren't going to tell him! - You haven't thought this through.

0:21:05 > 0:21:10- Where do you think they'll look for you?- I needn't listen to this!

0:21:10 > 0:21:12You do if you want us to help you.

0:21:12 > 0:21:17- Why would you help?- You may be big, but you're still a kid in care.

0:21:26 > 0:21:30- DOOR OPENS - Tracy knows.

0:21:32 > 0:21:36- You may as well announce it on TV! - Look, there's a problem.

0:21:36 > 0:21:41- Your brother's sorry, but he can't take you with him.- You're lying.

0:21:41 > 0:21:46- He doesn't know how he's going to live.- We'll manage.- You won't.

0:21:46 > 0:21:52- James'll look after me.- He can't even look after himself.- It's true.

0:21:52 > 0:21:55- He can't take you with him. - Get out!

0:21:55 > 0:21:58You should stop him before he gets in trouble.

0:21:58 > 0:22:02I hate you both! Tell him I don't want to see him again!

0:22:05 > 0:22:08Well, um, that went well, I suppose.

0:22:08 > 0:22:11Yeah, you've been a great help(!)

0:22:16 > 0:22:20- If you're writing a story for my book...- No way!- Too much like work.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23Thank goodness. I'm getting so...

0:22:23 > 0:22:27But you can interview us about how bad life is here.

0:22:27 > 0:22:32I'd like you to put in action - a car chase, an explosion or two.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35- Sign here.- What?

0:22:35 > 0:22:41In exchange for our ideas, you'll give us half the profits.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43I don't think you'll find a better offer.

0:22:43 > 0:22:48It'll be a bestseller. People love books about suffering.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55MOBILE RINGS Who's that?

0:22:55 > 0:22:58- Our social worker. - What's she doing here?

0:22:58 > 0:23:04- Your social worker must've rung her. Go.- Tell Michael I'm sorry.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07Tell him yourself.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13You have to go back to the halfway house.

0:23:14 > 0:23:19Here's my pocket money. I've been saving up for months.

0:23:19 > 0:23:23Give them back what you stole and say sorry. They'll understand.

0:23:23 > 0:23:29- You'll have to get a job and save up and...- Got it all worked out?

0:23:29 > 0:23:34- I'll blab on you.- He's the biggest blab in the Dumping Ground.- Jackie!

0:23:34 > 0:23:39- Jackie, Tracy, Michael! > - Go! We'll keep Elaine busy!

0:23:41 > 0:23:46OK, boss, but I will be back for you one day. I promise.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49You better.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10Let me past - I've important business!

0:24:10 > 0:24:16But, Elaine, um, me and Jackie wanted a little chat with you.

0:24:16 > 0:24:20I didn't come for a chat - I came here to see... Cam!

0:24:20 > 0:24:22I heard about your book.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Cam!

0:24:26 > 0:24:29- What's going on?- She doesn't know!

0:24:31 > 0:24:33Come on.

0:24:35 > 0:24:39I've boxes of case histories and I can easily go and fetch them...

0:24:39 > 0:24:43I just did some illustrations for your book.

0:24:45 > 0:24:50Now, would everyone just stop giving me stuff for my book, OK?

0:24:51 > 0:24:54- It's MY book!- Oh, I forgot.

0:24:54 > 0:24:58I mean, I forgot to tell you I decided

0:24:58 > 0:25:00not to pester you with my stories.

0:25:00 > 0:25:05Look, I just want to write a little book about normal people.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08What - and no suffering?

0:25:08 > 0:25:11No explosions, no skulls,

0:25:11 > 0:25:16no horror, no adventures, definitely no fairy stories!

0:25:16 > 0:25:20- Just my own little book about the Dumping Ground.- Like I said,

0:25:20 > 0:25:23- why? Nothing happens.- She's right.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26- It should be a cook book.- Oh...!

0:25:33 > 0:25:38# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through

0:25:38 > 0:25:41- # And the fight won't get me down - No, no

0:25:41 > 0:25:44# My dreams will turn things All around

0:25:44 > 0:25:49# With a smile upon my face I can see a better place

0:25:49 > 0:25:53- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No, no! #