Just Desserts/Mind Your Own Business

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0:00:06 > 0:00:10# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through

0:00:10 > 0:00:14- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!

0:00:14 > 0:00:18# Believe me now I will win some day. #

0:00:18 > 0:00:20ALARM RINGS

0:00:34 > 0:00:37Sorry, I forgot to turn them off.

0:00:37 > 0:00:42It's a waste of a Saturday. And they're paying you peanuts.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45I like peanuts. See ya.

0:00:48 > 0:00:52What? You guys are up early.

0:01:06 > 0:01:10It would've been a disaster if Bouncer was late.

0:01:10 > 0:01:15- And if I'd got hold of him!- You can't blame him for being excited.

0:01:15 > 0:01:20- It's only a crummy Saturday job, and the money's pants.- Pants? Cool!

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Money's not everything.

0:01:22 > 0:01:27- Encouragement would've been better than whingeing.- I don't whinge.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29I wouldn't know how to whinge.

0:01:29 > 0:01:34- It gets him out of this dump. - I know you love us really, Jackie.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Can I have that last sausage, please?

0:01:37 > 0:01:40It's for my friend, Elvis the Alien.

0:01:40 > 0:01:45- He's invisible. - All right, Marco. Just this once.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Hey! HE'S eaten it!

0:01:48 > 0:01:51I'm putting it in a safe place for Elvis.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Yuck.

0:01:53 > 0:01:59- Can my pretend friend have an egg? - Jackie, this is a serious business.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01He's right.

0:02:01 > 0:02:05I'd best be off. I'm going to my friend's.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08CHILDREN HOWL

0:02:21 > 0:02:26- Hiya, Maureen. ..Dave.- Welcome aboard. Dave'll get you started.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29- Bradley.- My friends call me Bouncer.

0:02:29 > 0:02:33Well, why don't I call you Orphanage Boy?!

0:02:33 > 0:02:36We'll see where we go from there.

0:02:46 > 0:02:51I thought you might need help on your shopping trip.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Too late.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55But...

0:02:55 > 0:03:00- Oh, this is Zara. She's my agent. - But you look like a newsreader.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Exactly! It's perfect.

0:03:03 > 0:03:09And this must be the little girl you've been telling me about.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11- Delightful.- Delightful?

0:03:18 > 0:03:22Do you know what happened to the last person who did that?

0:03:26 > 0:03:28BURP!

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Beep! 55 million light years. >

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Beep! 51 million light years.

0:03:34 > 0:03:39- Beep!- Marco, isn't it your turn to help us clean the cutlery?

0:03:39 > 0:03:44But, Duke, I've got to help Elvis get back to his home planet.

0:03:45 > 0:03:52You let him get away with it just like that. What if I told you...

0:03:52 > 0:03:56- my imaginary friend didn't believe in polishing?- Jackie,

0:03:56 > 0:04:01- you're too mature and sensible for that sort of thing.- No, I'm not.

0:04:02 > 0:04:06I mean, yeah, of course I am.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11OK... Um... Yes...

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Um... Yeah, it is a children's book.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Um... But...

0:04:16 > 0:04:22I would also like it to be read by people as well. Um...

0:04:22 > 0:04:25People who like...stories and...

0:04:25 > 0:04:27you know, stuff.

0:04:27 > 0:04:33Cam, that was spectacularly awful. Far too much um-ing and ah-ing.

0:04:33 > 0:04:37- Um...- She can't help it if she's not very good with words.

0:04:37 > 0:04:42You can't expect a publisher to believe in you

0:04:42 > 0:04:45if you don't believe in yourself. All right...

0:04:45 > 0:04:50I AM Camilla Lawson.

0:04:50 > 0:04:57And I have written the best book in the world.

0:04:59 > 0:05:03I AM Camilla Lawson.

0:05:03 > 0:05:08And I have written the best book in the world.

0:05:08 > 0:05:12- Hey, that felt good. - But you sounded all wrong.

0:05:12 > 0:05:17- She sounded confident and professional.- And that's NOT Cam.

0:05:17 > 0:05:23Tracy, you're not exactly helping. Perhaps it might be better if you...

0:05:23 > 0:05:29- You need Zara to tell you what to say?- It isn't long till my meeting.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32- My people will call your people. - Tracy!

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Beaker, you're back early.

0:05:38 > 0:05:42- No, I'm back at the time I want to be back.- Whatever.

0:05:42 > 0:05:47- Do you want to see how Bouncer's getting on?- You don't care.

0:05:47 > 0:05:52Tracy, one has to support one's friends and family

0:05:52 > 0:05:54as they strive forward.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57And he works in a cake shop.

0:06:10 > 0:06:14He's going to get into SO much trouble.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17He's in the middle of the courgettes.

0:06:17 > 0:06:21Marco, what are you doing?!

0:06:21 > 0:06:25- He's looking for a dinolithium... - What?

0:06:25 > 0:06:30- To fly away with his spaceship. - Well, why didn't you stop him?

0:06:30 > 0:06:34- It's nothing to do with us. - You told us it was serious.- But...

0:06:34 > 0:06:38(One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.) Marco.

0:06:38 > 0:06:43You and Elvis had better come in and have a wash.

0:06:46 > 0:06:51- He was blaming us!- And he's supposed to be a professional.

0:06:51 > 0:06:55- The £1 coins go in here. - Wouldn't I be better making pastry?

0:06:55 > 0:07:01- And the £20 notes go in there. NOT in your pocket.- What d'you mean?

0:07:01 > 0:07:07KNOCK ON WINDOW Is that zoo animals or your mates?

0:07:07 > 0:07:11Oh, no. I'll sort it.

0:07:16 > 0:07:20- Hiya. Any free cakes going? - What are you two doing here?

0:07:20 > 0:07:24- Seeing if you're all right. - I'm fine. Go.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28- You're scaring away our customers. - What?- Don't!

0:07:28 > 0:07:32I'll have you know, my good man, I'm a customer.

0:07:32 > 0:07:37- Kindly show me a selection of your finest confectionery.- Got money?

0:07:37 > 0:07:41- Do you ask every customer that?- If they look like troublemakers, yes.

0:07:41 > 0:07:47- Dave! ..Don't!- Two of your fattest, creamiest, jammiest doughnuts,

0:07:47 > 0:07:50if you please, my fine fellow.

0:07:53 > 0:07:58Keep the change. Put it towards lessons in good manners.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Mm! Interesting bouquet.

0:08:02 > 0:08:06You've had your fun. Get out, the pair of you.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Yeah, come on...

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Any of these going spare?

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Troublemaker, am I?

0:08:29 > 0:08:33- Marco, that's MINE!- And those are my pillows. What are you doing?

0:08:33 > 0:08:39- Elvis wants to show me what his planet looks like.- It's dangerous.

0:08:39 > 0:08:44- Marco!- Now you're in for it. ..Isn't he, Duke?- Well...

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Elvis told me to do it.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Look, just help him tidy it up.

0:08:49 > 0:08:53What? Why should we? We didn't make the mess.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56This Elvis business is sensitive.

0:08:56 > 0:09:01He could be mentally troubled if we mess with his imaginary friend.

0:09:01 > 0:09:07- I knew you'd understand. Thanks. - Marco, this Elvis is a menace.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12- What's so funny? - There is no Elvis.

0:09:12 > 0:09:16- What?- Your imaginary friend is imaginary?

0:09:16 > 0:09:19And thanks to Elvis, I've had the best day ever.

0:09:29 > 0:09:34I only wanted to give him moral support.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36It's not my fault things got weird.

0:09:36 > 0:09:40- Are you sure you don't want a pie? - No, they smell funny.

0:09:40 > 0:09:46- It must be sad when people don't need you any more.- Yes, it must be.

0:09:50 > 0:09:55# Sail away and start a life

0:09:55 > 0:10:00# So don't expect me

0:10:00 > 0:10:03# To smile all the time... # Tracy?

0:10:03 > 0:10:07How was your boring meeting?

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Oh, not so boring, as it turns out.

0:10:10 > 0:10:15You should be the first to know. They're going to publish my book!

0:10:15 > 0:10:18Yes! Yes, yes, yes!

0:10:20 > 0:10:23You do realise how ridiculous you look?

0:10:23 > 0:10:28- I thought you'd be excited.- About the book you haven't let me read?

0:10:28 > 0:10:33- Isn't your friend Zara the first to know?- She's not my friend.

0:10:33 > 0:10:38She's annoying. But without her I wouldn't have got it published.

0:10:38 > 0:10:43And without another annoying person I'd never have written it.

0:10:45 > 0:10:49Of course, I shall be expecting my usual fee.

0:10:52 > 0:10:57It's been ages since these have had a good de-greasing.

0:10:57 > 0:11:02They'll give us something to remember you by. And...do all these.

0:11:02 > 0:11:06Bradley, could you do one last thing for me?

0:11:06 > 0:11:10Pop to the supermarket and get some mayonnaise.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12And don't bring back more hoodlums.

0:11:12 > 0:11:17You...buy your mayonnaise from the supermarket?

0:11:17 > 0:11:20- Got a problem with that? - No. Well...

0:11:20 > 0:11:24I could knock some up for you in no time.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47Get your own!

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Not bad for an orph...

0:11:56 > 0:11:59..for a beginner.

0:12:01 > 0:12:06Come on. Cam's taking us all out to dinner to celebrate her book.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09- Actually...- Oh, no. You...

0:12:09 > 0:12:14Hi, guys. Guess what! I got a permanent Saturday job.

0:12:14 > 0:12:18They liked me. You two, they didn't like so much.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21Oh, well!

0:12:21 > 0:12:24Other cake shops are available.

0:12:24 > 0:12:29Listen, I'm sorry about... you know, earlier.

0:12:29 > 0:12:34- That's OK, Lol. Sorry I pushed you around. I was stressed.- No worries.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37HE BURPS

0:12:37 > 0:12:42Lol, I hope you didn't eat any of those pies. Days old, they are.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45Oh! Oh!

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Lol!

0:12:47 > 0:12:51Oh, well, one less for dinner, extra portions for the Beaker.

0:12:54 > 0:12:58No flipping - there's plenty more action coming...

0:12:58 > 0:13:00now!

0:13:00 > 0:13:04Mind if we skip the chitchat and go straight to insulting each other?

0:13:04 > 0:13:08- Who wants breakfast?- Where's Duke? - He's got 'flu.

0:13:08 > 0:13:12Nathan's on late and Shelley's off. Her sister went into labour.

0:13:12 > 0:13:17Timing couldn't be worse. We've got a new kid arriving later - Wilson.

0:13:17 > 0:13:21- ..His mum's in hospital. He'll stay for a bit.- And I care because...?

0:13:21 > 0:13:24Wilson will be sharing with you...

0:13:24 > 0:13:28- or with Michael.- What? You can't do that.- I don't care who.

0:13:28 > 0:13:33I don't care how. When Wilson comes, one of you will be his room-mate.

0:13:34 > 0:13:38I'm not sharing! Chances are he's a nutcase.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41- Worried he'll outshine you at the Nutcase Awards?- Whoa!

0:13:41 > 0:13:44I've got an idea. Have a contest.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47The winner gets to stay. Loser shares with Wilson.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50Oh, yeah? What do you have in mind?

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Huddle, my friends.

0:13:55 > 0:14:00I'm so glad you're finally going to meet Adam. He's got the cutest hair,

0:14:00 > 0:14:04- beautiful eyes and he wears a baseball cap everywhere.- Louise,

0:14:04 > 0:14:08- have you looked in the mirror? - Adam's played another joke on me?

0:14:10 > 0:14:13- Oh.- Don't worry, it will come off.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16- So, what pranks have you played on him?- None.

0:14:16 > 0:14:20So...you're telling me he's done all this to you

0:14:20 > 0:14:22and you haven't retaliated?

0:14:24 > 0:14:26It's lucky I found out about this.

0:14:28 > 0:14:31Finished tidying your room yet?

0:14:31 > 0:14:35- Haven't started. - But your grandpa's visiting later.

0:14:35 > 0:14:40- Don't you want the place to look nice for his visit?- He can't come.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42- He's not sick, is he?- No.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Then what is it?

0:14:44 > 0:14:46Jackie, you can tell me.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49The truth is, I cancelled his visit.

0:14:49 > 0:14:54What? But...you were looking forward to seeing him.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56- So what's going...?- Just drop it.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04He's getting away with it. Don't you want payback?

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Sorry.

0:15:06 > 0:15:11See, Tracy, this is what you call a kind and tolerant person.

0:15:12 > 0:15:16Louise! Your foster dad's locked out and needs keys.

0:15:16 > 0:15:21- Better get home.- Sorry. Tell Adam to meet me at my place.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28What?

0:15:28 > 0:15:31I'm warning you, Tracy. It's hard being on my own.

0:15:31 > 0:15:35If I catch ANYONE doing ANYTHING, I'm holding YOU responsible!

0:15:35 > 0:15:38Talk about highly strung.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41You've got that look. What are you thinking?

0:15:41 > 0:15:46Well, Adam's on his way over. It's perfect to teach him a lesson.

0:15:49 > 0:15:53Thanks. ..Oh, hi!

0:15:53 > 0:15:58- You must be Wilson.- Nice to meet you.- Bouncer.- So is it true?

0:15:58 > 0:16:02Do I have to pass a test or get locked in the cellar, right?

0:16:02 > 0:16:04And don't forget the evil room-mate.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Only joking!

0:16:07 > 0:16:11- I'm looking forward to it. I've never shared a room.- Got to run.

0:16:11 > 0:16:16- I'm organising a contest.- Need any help? What kind of contest?

0:16:16 > 0:16:20Um...a contest with nothing to do with a room-mate at all. Yeah. Ha!

0:16:25 > 0:16:29Don't you think water bombs and eggs are childish?

0:16:29 > 0:16:32As childish as drawing moustaches on faces!

0:16:32 > 0:16:36- Remind me never to introduce you to my boyfriends.- Don't worry.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38You'll never have any.

0:16:40 > 0:16:41Hi, nice to meet you.

0:16:41 > 0:16:45So, you think practical jokes are funny, do you?

0:16:45 > 0:16:49- Um...well, sometimes.- It's funny to laugh at other people?

0:16:49 > 0:16:55- If people can't take...- Being cute doesn't mean you can hurt Louise.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58- Why are you smiling? - No-one's called me cute before.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06SHE YELLS

0:17:08 > 0:17:10Take that! And that!

0:17:10 > 0:17:14This must be my initiation. It's how I pictured it.

0:17:14 > 0:17:18- No! This is payback! - Payback for what?

0:17:38 > 0:17:43- Wait here. I'll get Jackie, so you can surprise her.- I need a hand.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Sorry. Got to run!

0:17:47 > 0:17:51Oh, waitress, could I have a chocolate milkshake, please?

0:17:51 > 0:17:57- I'm not a waitress. I'm a social worker!- Why offer me a milkshake?

0:17:58 > 0:18:02- Surprise!- Grandpa! I thought you...

0:18:02 > 0:18:05Crash said the visit was back on.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07You can thank me later.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10This is the famous Dumping Ground, eh?

0:18:10 > 0:18:14- When's the grand tour start? - Right away.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20Why did you stick your nose in?

0:18:20 > 0:18:22- But...- Big mouth!

0:18:35 > 0:18:38Bigger bedroom than you had at home.

0:18:39 > 0:18:43- I hadn't noticed. - You've made it very cosy.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45No, I haven't.

0:18:45 > 0:18:50- Is this new?- It's a poster I won in a card game with Bouncer.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Hmm.

0:18:56 > 0:19:01It's something I'm making for Layla. Might not bother with it.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07- It's not mine. - Well, of course it is!

0:19:07 > 0:19:09Look! There's you there, smiling,

0:19:09 > 0:19:11and that boy, um...

0:19:11 > 0:19:16- Smash, pulling faces.- Yes, maybe it is mine but I'm not attached to it.

0:19:16 > 0:19:20To be honest, I'm not attached to any stuff.

0:19:20 > 0:19:25Don't be silly. You've worked so hard to make this place nice.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33Why do I get the feeling you want something?

0:19:33 > 0:19:37- You've got to help me cheat. - Why'd I do that?

0:19:37 > 0:19:42Oh, wow! Yeah! Imagine all the things I can do with that.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45- I won't spend it all at once. - OK. £2.- Five!

0:19:47 > 0:19:49So, what do I have to do?

0:19:51 > 0:19:54Hi, Mr Harper, ever played soda roulette?

0:19:54 > 0:19:57Yeah, of course.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00- Bar of chocolate on Crash to win. - You're on.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Still not talking to me, Jackie?

0:20:11 > 0:20:13- That's right.- Technically, you did.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16- I won't make the same mistake. - Again!

0:20:18 > 0:20:25Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to soda roulette. ..Blindfolds, please!

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Remove blindfolds.

0:20:40 > 0:20:43Heads or tails, Crash?

0:20:43 > 0:20:44Heads.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Oh, Crash is first.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01Michael.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08JUSTINE COUGHS Are you all right, Justine?

0:21:08 > 0:21:10Get off, Bouncer!

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Your turn.

0:21:26 > 0:21:27Oh, please!

0:21:52 > 0:21:56Good luck sharing with Wilson! Hope he's not too weird.

0:22:01 > 0:22:05Want to know something? I've been dreading this visit.

0:22:05 > 0:22:11I was dreading it too. I hate it here. I wish you'd never seen it.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13I am not a fool, Jackie.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16I can see you're OK here.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19Yeah, you're right. It's just...

0:22:19 > 0:22:23I was worried seeing me settled might upset you.

0:22:23 > 0:22:27Yeah. I was worried it'd be horrible.

0:22:27 > 0:22:31Didn't want to find you unhappy. I can stop worrying.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33HORN BEEPS

0:22:33 > 0:22:35Bye, my love.

0:22:38 > 0:22:39Miss you.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45Yeah, I really miss you too.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51Well, time to go.

0:22:51 > 0:22:56- Mr Harper, wait! You won the bet, remember.- What bet?

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Forget I said anything.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12- This is Adam.- Adam?- Hi.

0:23:12 > 0:23:16I called him and met him at mine. Tracy?

0:23:16 > 0:23:18You OK?

0:23:22 > 0:23:27- Aren't you going to thank me?- For what? Do you know how long it was?

0:23:27 > 0:23:31- I could have died!- Yeah, you didn't. - That's not the point.

0:23:31 > 0:23:35- You must be Wilson.- Yeah. - When did you arrive?- A while ago.

0:23:35 > 0:23:40- Why are you covered in...? What IS this?- Flour and rotten egg.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42I see.

0:23:42 > 0:23:45Tracy, I thought we had an understanding.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47- Why is it always your fault?- I...

0:23:47 > 0:23:50- Um... - Actually, I did this to myself.

0:23:50 > 0:23:55See, I love pouring flour over me and LOVE the smell of rotten egg.

0:23:55 > 0:23:59Mmm! Someone should make a perfume out of this.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02In future, Wilson, this isn't acceptable behaviour.

0:24:05 > 0:24:09- I know what you're up to.- You do? - You've got revenge planned.

0:24:09 > 0:24:13- Why'd I do something so immature? - I see what you're doing.

0:24:13 > 0:24:18You want me to spend my life paranoid - worried about sleeping,

0:24:18 > 0:24:22constantly looking over my shoulder. Well, it won't work.

0:24:22 > 0:24:26- I haven't got a scheme planned. - Put me out of my misery.

0:24:26 > 0:24:30I'm warning you! If you don't pull it in 24 hours,

0:24:30 > 0:24:32you'll be sorry.

0:24:34 > 0:24:39Look on the bright side. If your room-mate's a complete...weirdo,

0:24:39 > 0:24:41you'll get on well together.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44Hi, I'm Wilson.

0:24:44 > 0:24:49- Crash.- I've never shared a room before, so tell me if I annoy you.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01Whoa! Check out the gear!

0:25:01 > 0:25:05If you want to use it, go ahead. What's mine is yours.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07Isn't that the room-mate code?

0:25:23 > 0:25:25You owe me £5.

0:25:29 > 0:25:35# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through

0:25:35 > 0:25:38- # And the fight won't get me down - No! No!

0:25:38 > 0:25:40# My dreams will turn things All around

0:25:40 > 0:25:45# With a smile upon my face I can see a better place

0:25:45 > 0:25:48- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!

0:25:48 > 0:25:54# Believe me now I will win some day. #