0:00:05 > 0:00:11# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through
0:00:11 > 0:00:14- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!
0:00:14 > 0:00:18# Believe me now I will win some day. #
0:00:22 > 0:00:25Honestly!
0:00:25 > 0:00:29- Inside on a lovely day like this! - Elaine! Elaine!
0:00:30 > 0:00:36- 126, 127, 128... Oh, Lol! - Keep going - I'm beating my record.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39- Count yourself!- He can't. He gets to five and loses it.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42- Very funny(!) - OK, OK. Keep your kit on!
0:00:42 > 0:00:47- Leave me.- What are you trying to prove? We know you're team captain.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53- What's smiley's problem?- He just got dropped from the team, air-head.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Ah, fresh air!
0:00:59 > 0:01:02- Isn't it glorious?- No.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10Look at them! If only I could play games all day.
0:01:10 > 0:01:15I know! You can play all day. We'll have a sports day for everyone.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Great idea. I'll be drinks monitor.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21- Duke!- I'll go and get changed.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32I suppose I ought to apologise.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35I ought to, but I won't.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- Go annoy somebody else.- I will.
0:01:37 > 0:01:42- Why are you an ex-football hero? - I missed training.- So?
0:01:42 > 0:01:46- Three weeks running. - You? Have I got the right Lol here?
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Mr Live-breathe-and-eat football? You missed a chance to kick a ball?
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Mr Bruce. Triple detention.
0:01:52 > 0:01:57Bruce! One day, I'll give him a taste of his own medicine!
0:02:13 > 0:02:17Very fetching, Duke. Going on a cruise?
0:02:17 > 0:02:21No. A sports day, actually.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25Excellent! Getting stuck in? Enjoy.
0:02:26 > 0:02:31We're all "getting stuck in". Including you. Enjoy(!)
0:02:35 > 0:02:40- You'll get back in the team.- Maybe. - "Maybe"?! Calling the real Lol -
0:02:40 > 0:02:45that arrogant, look-at-me-I'm-great, big-headed pain in the bum!
0:02:45 > 0:02:48I'm telling you, you'll...
0:02:48 > 0:02:52No, wait... Forget the school team.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56- You'll get a deal at a professional club.- Oh, yeah(?)
0:02:56 > 0:03:00- Your agent will sort it out. - But I haven't got an agent!
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Says who?
0:03:02 > 0:03:06I'll launch your career for a mere 50% of your wages!
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Come on! What are you waiting for?
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Do hurry up, Duke!
0:03:44 > 0:03:47- Elaine!- We want to get on.
0:03:49 > 0:03:54- Oh, Shelley! What happened?- It's nothing. I lifted something heavy.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Like another packet of biscuits(!)
0:03:56 > 0:04:00- Duke! Really! Can't you see she's in pain?- No, I'm fine. Can I help?
0:04:00 > 0:04:06You can be umpire! You'll have to sit and watch. Could you manage?
0:04:06 > 0:04:09I'll...I'll do my best.
0:04:09 > 0:04:14Good. Duke will be glad to bring you out some tea. ..Won't you?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Comfy?
0:04:20 > 0:04:25I love exercise, Duke. I could watch it all day.
0:04:29 > 0:04:34- What's wrong, sweetie?- I'm gonna be picked last. I always am!
0:04:34 > 0:04:38It doesn't matter who's picked when.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Taking part is the important thing!
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Crash.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Aw, picking boyfriends first, eh?
0:04:49 > 0:04:53- Michael. - Aw, picking rodents first, eh(?)
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Nathan.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Duke.
0:05:13 > 0:05:14Hayley.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Elaine.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Remember, taking part is the imp...
0:05:30 > 0:05:32We'll walk it!
0:05:32 > 0:05:35- I don't think so!- We'll win easily!
0:05:35 > 0:05:38You won't. These are non-competitive games.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42- What, like a peace-and-harmony thing?- Exactly.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49- So, who's the best?- I am! Me. I'm the best!
0:05:49 > 0:05:53- And the world had better believe it!- Better than the best ever?
0:05:53 > 0:05:57I said, who's better than the best ever?!
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Oh, er, me, I guess.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Right, round the back. Come on.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15- I lost! I lost!- No...
0:06:15 > 0:06:19Remember? There are no losers!
0:06:19 > 0:06:23Oh, yeah, right. No losers. Us lot?
0:06:23 > 0:06:29No-one wants us, no-one loves us, no-one cares. We're all losers here.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- Thanks for that, Crash. - It's no problem. Really(!)
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Three-legged race next! Pair up!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40EVERYONE TALKS AT ONCE
0:06:40 > 0:06:41Oh, no!
0:06:55 > 0:06:58- Whoa, that was close! - The yellows won easily.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01- I think we did. - She thinks THEY won, Nathan!
0:07:01 > 0:07:03No, no. We did just enough.
0:07:03 > 0:07:09- What? You must be mad!- Mad! Hark! Look who's talking!- AHEM!
0:07:09 > 0:07:15Now, now. There are no losers, remember?
0:07:17 > 0:07:20< COACH YELLS ORDERS
0:07:26 > 0:07:31Look at them. Rubbish! You're miles better! You were born to play here!
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Pick those feet up! Come on!
0:07:49 > 0:07:53And again! Faster! And again!
0:07:54 > 0:07:56This is your moment.
0:07:56 > 0:08:00- You'll show them. - They look quite good.
0:08:00 > 0:08:05- COACH:- I've seen girls play better! One-legged girls! Come on!
0:08:05 > 0:08:08That's right - faster! Pick the feet up!
0:08:08 > 0:08:13OK. Four laps of the building relay race! On your marks...
0:08:13 > 0:08:14get set...
0:08:23 > 0:08:27So, you get your big chance and bottle it.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30COACH SHOUTS AT THE PLAYERS
0:08:30 > 0:08:34- What if they don't think I'm good enough?- You fail.
0:08:34 > 0:08:41When you're old, you'll look back and think, "What if I'd had that trial and succeeded?"
0:08:41 > 0:08:43I know how much this means to you.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46It'll break your heart to fail, yes?
0:08:46 > 0:08:50Believe me, I've had my heart broken so often it's 90% glue.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54But I'm still here! Fighting for me, AND for you.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57So, are you going to go for it?
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Are you OK?
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Yeah, fine.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15- Get a move on! You should be taking part!- I am, but just very slowly.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19- That's not the attitude. You should put some effort into it.- Why?
0:09:19 > 0:09:23If there are no winners or losers, why should I?
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Well, because...
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Bec...
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Have you got any red ones left?
0:09:38 > 0:09:41OK, guys, good work today.
0:09:41 > 0:09:46Remember what I said earlier - support each other. ..Who are you?
0:09:46 > 0:09:48- He's come for his trial.- Says who?
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Says me, his agent. That's who.
0:09:51 > 0:09:56- You any good?- I only represent the best and he's the best of the best.
0:09:56 > 0:10:01If you're as good as your agent, you'll be an international soon.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04You'd better believe it. ..Go on, then.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13Yeah, a neat trick, but circus stuff. Can you play?
0:10:13 > 0:10:18Show him, Lol! He's obviously inexperienced in these things.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24TEAM SHOUTS ENCOURAGEMENT
0:10:35 > 0:10:37YES!
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Yes-s-s!
0:10:58 > 0:11:01- Easy.- I won!- You?
0:11:01 > 0:11:07- I won!- And with that, I declare these peace-and-harmony games over.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11I think there's a future in this non-competitive sport thing.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15- It helps bring people together(!) - One of your better ideas, Elaine(!)
0:11:15 > 0:11:19Give me a break! He's too young!
0:11:19 > 0:11:23- Come back next year and we'll see. - So there might be a chance, then?
0:11:23 > 0:11:27- I'm not promising anything, but... - "But" nothing! That's 12 months!
0:11:27 > 0:11:32- I want something now!- But there isn't anything he could...
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Hang on...
0:11:34 > 0:11:37- You've given me an idea. - HE DIALS ON HIS MOBILE
0:11:41 > 0:11:46Ahem, ahem! Would Madame like the last cake?
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Duke, I really shouldn't, but go on, then.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Shelley! Your arm!
0:11:54 > 0:11:58It's a miracle! I must tell everybody the good news!
0:11:58 > 0:12:01No, no, no. There's really no need for that.
0:12:01 > 0:12:06Really? Oh, well, maybe I'LL relax, then...
0:12:06 > 0:12:10while you get me my tea!
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Thank you.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Milk, no sugar.
0:12:27 > 0:12:31Introducing the Dumping Ground's latest success story.
0:12:31 > 0:12:36Not only does he have a glamorous job, it comes with its own outfit!
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Come here, boy!
0:12:41 > 0:12:44- Nice one, bro.- Team mascot!
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Five,
0:12:46 > 0:12:48four,
0:12:48 > 0:12:49three,
0:12:49 > 0:12:51two,
0:12:51 > 0:12:52one!
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- Come on, bro.- I really need to go.
0:12:59 > 0:13:04- Maybe he's fallen in?- We'd have heard the splash.- Come on!
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Hey, squirt. I was next!
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Whoa! You look smart.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17Urgh. That after-shave stinks.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20This is gonna be a beautiful day.
0:13:20 > 0:13:25He's been doing this a lot lately. Having baths, cutting his toenails.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Cutting his toenails?
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Hello, hello, hello.
0:13:31 > 0:13:35Good morning, Sergeant Marco. Any crimes to report?
0:13:35 > 0:13:39- You've missed a bit. - Ah-ha. Evidence.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42That's my niece. Isn't she beautiful?
0:13:42 > 0:13:46It was so exciting. She came while we were having our tea.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Where did the baby come from?
0:13:53 > 0:13:55I'm needed in the dining room.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Shelley!
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Rather her than me.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04Nah. Easy-peasy. Just birds and bees' stuff.
0:14:04 > 0:14:08- Give it to me, thicko. - You've had some.- I want some more.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11- You'll have to wait. - Fine. Have it, then.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15- Don't get provoked. Go and sit somewhere else.- Me?! But he...
0:14:15 > 0:14:19Yes, you. There you go.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Where you off to?
0:14:27 > 0:14:32- Places to go, people to see.- What about your crumpet?- You have it.
0:14:35 > 0:14:39- Maybe he's in training?- What for? - A race?
0:14:39 > 0:14:42The only reason Bouncer would run is if the ice-cream van drove off!
0:14:44 > 0:14:49- I've got it.- What? - Not sure I can tell you. Don't want to hurt your feelings.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53- That'd be a first(!) - He's found a new fostering home.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58- Wants to make a good impression. - No way.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Me without Bouncer?
0:15:01 > 0:15:07- That's like tea without milk. Tracy without Cam. Marco without make-believe.- Nah. It's obvious.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11He's outta here and he's not taking you with him.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Tracy, what if Michael's right?
0:15:35 > 0:15:39What if Bouncer is going to a new foster family without me?
0:15:39 > 0:15:42Don't listen to him. We'll get to the bottom of it.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Unbelievable.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52He's bought flowers!
0:15:52 > 0:15:55Maybe the real Bouncer's been abducted by aliens!
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Look. Must be where his new family lives.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Hiya, Bouncer.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Bounce!
0:16:25 > 0:16:29- I got you these.- A girl?!
0:16:29 > 0:16:33Thanks. That's sweet of you.
0:16:33 > 0:16:34Bradley Plakova!
0:16:43 > 0:16:46He should have told me this. We shouldn't have secrets.
0:16:46 > 0:16:53- He tells you he's got a girlfriend, he wouldn't hear the last of it. - True, true.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55But it could be so much fun.
0:17:01 > 0:17:05The baby came when they were having their tea.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07- But where from?- How old are you?
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Seven and three-eighths.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12And you don't have any idea where babies come from?
0:17:12 > 0:17:18None at all? You've got a lot to learn, little boy.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24OK, guys, let's get a move on.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28All this stuff for the wedding reception has to be there by four.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32You can go early... if you get it done in time.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Oh, thanks, Bouncer.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Duke...where do babies come from?
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Well... Let's see.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21OK. So, we start at the very beginning.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Every living thing comes from a seed or an egg.
0:18:24 > 0:18:30- A baby comes from an egg? Is it boiled?- No, no. Not exactly.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Look, take a flower. You're a bee.
0:18:33 > 0:18:38You fly in and when you fly out again to the next flower, you take the pollen from this flower.
0:18:38 > 0:18:42- How does a bee carry pollen? - It sticks to the hairs on its legs.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45- Is that why we've got hairy legs? - Em, not quite. Sorry.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Maybe I'm confusing you.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51Us boys have to pass the seed on, like bees do with flowers.
0:18:51 > 0:18:58Oh, so...babies grow from flowers in the garden!
0:18:58 > 0:19:00No, no, that's not it.
0:19:00 > 0:19:05Tell you what. Nathan's over there. Go ask him.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08He thinks he knows everything about everything.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19What do you fancy doing after work?
0:19:19 > 0:19:24Well, maybe we could hang out at your house.
0:19:24 > 0:19:29I've heard so much about your family. I'd love to meet them.
0:19:29 > 0:19:30Em...
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Well, I don't think anyone's in.
0:19:33 > 0:19:39- My mum's at work and my dad's busy. - We can watch telly.- It's broken. - Walk the dog?- He's at the vet.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44- You don't want me to come? - No, it's not that.- Then, let's go.
0:19:44 > 0:19:49- No! - OK. I'll see you tomorrow, then.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51But I thought...
0:19:51 > 0:19:57- If you're too ashamed of me to let me meet your family... - It's not that.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00I really like you. It's just...
0:20:14 > 0:20:15Fine.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25Babies?
0:20:27 > 0:20:30You know Dumbo, right?
0:20:30 > 0:20:33He got brought by a stork, didn't he?
0:20:33 > 0:20:38That's how families get new babies. They get brought by a stork.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41They phone up the stork hotline. "Hello, Stork hotline."
0:20:41 > 0:20:43"Yeah, we'd like a new baby."
0:20:43 > 0:20:50- "Oh. You've only got triplets? OK. That'll do." - You don't know, do you?
0:20:50 > 0:20:55Don't worry. I'll tell you if I ever find out.
0:20:59 > 0:21:03- Bouncer!- Whatever it is, I'm not interested.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13He's coming! Quick! Hide!
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Bouncer's got a girlfriend!
0:21:19 > 0:21:21We saw you kissing!
0:21:21 > 0:21:27You'd been acting so weird, so me and Tracy followed you.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32- What you doing?! - We were only having a laugh.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35- Just leave me alone.- Bro... - I said leave me alone!
0:21:35 > 0:21:37What's happened?
0:21:37 > 0:21:39- Nothing, all right?!- Come on.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42What's the matter? You can tell us.
0:21:44 > 0:21:49I'd told her all about "my family" and how happy we were.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51She takes one look at this place...
0:21:51 > 0:21:53- It's not that bad. - It's hardly normal.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56- Tell her the truth.- How can I?
0:21:57 > 0:21:59It's over. Just forget it.
0:22:01 > 0:22:07The Dumping Ground not good enough for her? Is she good enough for the Dumping Ground?
0:22:09 > 0:22:14Hello. We're Bouncer's family and we believe you had a falling out.
0:22:14 > 0:22:19- How did you know that?- And we need to ask you a few questions. - Eh?- J-Lo or Kylie?
0:22:19 > 0:22:22- Kylie.- Carrots or sprouts?- Carrots.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25- White or brown bread? - Got to be white.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28- Trousers or skirts?- Trousers. - Roller blades or scooter?
0:22:28 > 0:22:33- Skateboard?- That'll do. - Chicken nuggets or chips? - Chips every time.- Maths or English?
0:22:33 > 0:22:38- English.- Harry Potter or Lemony Snicket?- Harry Potter.- Full marks.
0:22:38 > 0:22:43- What's the prize?- Tea at ours. 4.30?- You sure Bouncer wants me to?
0:22:43 > 0:22:47- He didn't seem keen this morning. - Bouncer not keen?- He can't wait!
0:22:48 > 0:22:53OK. Listen up. Bouncer's got a girlfriend...and she's coming over.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57- So we need this place sparkling. - Somewhere to be proud of.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21KNOCK ON DOOR
0:23:21 > 0:23:23I'll get Romeo.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25And I'll get Juliet.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27This is Duke. Hiya.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30- This is Nathan. - Hi.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32This is Jackie.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35This is Crash. Enchante.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37And this is Hayley.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40- You all live here?- Yeah.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43- He never said.- Surprise!
0:23:43 > 0:23:48- They invited me back for tea. Is that OK?- Oh, I should think so.
0:23:55 > 0:24:00Listen, Kelly, I'm sorry for lying about my mum and dad.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Lying?
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Kelly, this is a kids' home.
0:24:10 > 0:24:17- So have you found out where babies come from yet?- No, but Shelley had the maddest idea.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20- Yeah?- She says they come from the mum's tummy!
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Anyway, I worked it out for myself.
0:24:26 > 0:24:30They're found on doorsteps. If the family want them, they take them in.
0:24:30 > 0:24:35If they don't, they take them to the Dumping Ground instead. Easy.
0:24:38 > 0:24:43I just opened my mouth and it popped out. I didn't mean to lie.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Don't worry about it.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48I just thought, if you knew...
0:24:48 > 0:24:52Bouncer. It's fine. This place is nothing to be ashamed of.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Honest.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57- Lemonade or squash, madam? - Lemonade would be lovely.
0:25:00 > 0:25:01Sir?
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Lemonade, thanks.
0:25:09 > 0:25:13- An eclair?- Yes, please.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19- Eclair, sir?- Thank you.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22This is great!
0:25:22 > 0:25:26- I am a genius!- D'you think she's got a younger sister?
0:25:26 > 0:25:31And you know what's really amazing? Nothing went wrong!
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Crash!
0:25:35 > 0:25:40Subtitles by Graeme Dibble BBC Broadcast - 2004
0:25:40 > 0:25:44E-mail us at subtitling@bbc.co.uk