0:00:04 > 0:00:09# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through
0:00:09 > 0:00:13- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!
0:00:13 > 0:00:18# Believe me now I will win some day. #
0:00:18 > 0:00:20ALARM RINGS
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Sorry, I forgot to turn them off.
0:00:37 > 0:00:42It's a waste of a Saturday. And they're paying you peanuts.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45I like peanuts. See ya.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52What? You guys are up early.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10It would've been a disaster if Bouncer was late.
0:01:10 > 0:01:15- And if I'd got hold of him!- You can't blame him for being excited.
0:01:15 > 0:01:20- It's only a crummy Saturday job, and the money's pants.- Pants? Cool!
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Money's not everything.
0:01:22 > 0:01:27- Encouragement would've been better than whingeing.- I don't whinge.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29I wouldn't know how to whinge.
0:01:29 > 0:01:34- It gets him out of this dump. - I know you love us really, Jackie.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Can I have that last sausage, please?
0:01:37 > 0:01:40It's for my friend, Elvis the Alien.
0:01:40 > 0:01:45- He's invisible. - All right, Marco. Just this once.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Hey! HE'S eaten it!
0:01:48 > 0:01:51I'm putting it in a safe place for Elvis.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Yuck.
0:01:53 > 0:01:59- Can my pretend friend have an egg? - Jackie, this is a serious business.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01He's right.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05I'd best be off. I'm going to my friend's.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08CHILDREN HOWL
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Hi.
0:02:34 > 0:02:39- Hiya, Maureen. ..Dave.- Welcome aboard. Dave'll get you started.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- Bradley.- My friends call me Bouncer.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46Well, why don't I call you Orphanage Boy?!
0:02:46 > 0:02:49We'll see where we go from there.
0:02:59 > 0:03:04I thought you might need help on your shopping trip.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Too late.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08But...
0:03:08 > 0:03:14- Oh, this is Zara. She's my agent. - But you look like a newsreader.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Exactly! It's perfect.
0:03:16 > 0:03:22And this must be the little girl you've been telling me about.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- Delightful.- Delightful?
0:03:31 > 0:03:35Do you know what happened to the last person who did that?
0:03:40 > 0:03:41BURP!
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Beep! 55 million light years. >
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Beep! 51 million light years.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52- Beep!- Marco, isn't it your turn to help us clean the cutlery?
0:03:52 > 0:03:57But, Duke, I've got to help Elvis get back to his home planet.
0:03:58 > 0:04:05You let him get away with it just like that. What if I told you...
0:04:05 > 0:04:09- my imaginary friend didn't believe in polishing?- Jackie,
0:04:09 > 0:04:14- you're too mature and sensible for that sort of thing.- No, I'm not.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19I mean, yeah, of course I am.
0:04:27 > 0:04:32- Dave, do you think Maureen's gonna let me do any cooking?- Cooking?
0:04:32 > 0:04:35I dunno. There's health and safety, insurance...
0:04:35 > 0:04:37hygiene.
0:04:38 > 0:04:43- Hygiene? - We do have standards to keep up.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47And THAT won't help you.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53OK... Um... Yes...
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Um... Yeah, it is a children's book.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Um... But...
0:04:58 > 0:05:04I would also like it to be read by people as well. Um...
0:05:04 > 0:05:07People who like...stories and...
0:05:07 > 0:05:09you know, stuff.
0:05:09 > 0:05:15Cam, that was spectacularly awful. Far too much um-ing and ah-ing.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19- Um...- She can't help it if she's not very good with words.
0:05:19 > 0:05:24You can't expect a publisher to believe in you
0:05:24 > 0:05:27if you don't believe in yourself. All right...
0:05:27 > 0:05:32I AM Camilla Lawson.
0:05:32 > 0:05:39And I have written the best book in the world.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45I AM Camilla Lawson.
0:05:45 > 0:05:50And I have written the best book in the world.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54- Hey, that felt good. - But you sounded all wrong.
0:05:54 > 0:05:59- She sounded confident and professional.- And that's NOT Cam.
0:05:59 > 0:06:05Tracy, you're not exactly helping. Perhaps it might be better if you...
0:06:05 > 0:06:11- You need Zara to tell you what to say?- It isn't long till my meeting.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14- My people will call your people. - Tracy!
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Beaker, you're back early.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24- No, I'm back at the time I want to be back.- Whatever.
0:06:24 > 0:06:29- Do you want to see how Bouncer's getting on?- You don't care.
0:06:29 > 0:06:34Tracy, one has to support one's friends and family
0:06:34 > 0:06:36as they strive forward.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39And he works in a cake shop.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56He's going to get into SO much trouble.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59He's in the middle of the courgettes.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03Marco, what are you doing?!
0:07:03 > 0:07:07- He's looking for a dinolithium... - What?
0:07:07 > 0:07:12- To fly away with his spaceship. - Well, why didn't you stop him?
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- It's nothing to do with us. - You told us it was serious.- But...
0:07:16 > 0:07:20(One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.) Marco.
0:07:20 > 0:07:25You and Elvis had better come in and have a wash.
0:07:28 > 0:07:33- He was blaming us!- And he's supposed to be a professional.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37- The £1 coins go in here. - Wouldn't I be better making pastry?
0:07:37 > 0:07:43- And the £20 notes go in there. NOT in your pocket.- What d'you mean?
0:07:43 > 0:07:49KNOCK ON WINDOW Is that zoo animals or your mates?
0:07:49 > 0:07:53Oh, no. I'll sort it.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02- Hiya. Any free cakes going? - What are you two doing here?
0:08:02 > 0:08:06- Seeing if you're all right. - I'm fine. Go.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10- You're scaring away our customers. - What?- Don't!
0:08:10 > 0:08:14I'll have you know, my good man, I'm a customer.
0:08:14 > 0:08:19- Kindly show me a selection of your finest confectionery.- Got money?
0:08:19 > 0:08:23- Do you ask every customer that?- If they look like troublemakers, yes.
0:08:23 > 0:08:29- Dave! ..Don't!- Two of your fattest, creamiest, jammiest doughnuts,
0:08:29 > 0:08:32if you please, my fine fellow.
0:08:35 > 0:08:40Keep the change. Put it towards lessons in good manners.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Mm! Interesting bouquet.
0:08:44 > 0:08:48You've had your fun. Get out, the pair of you.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Yeah, come on...
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Any of these going spare?
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Troublemaker, am I?
0:09:11 > 0:09:15- Marco, that's MINE!- And those are my pillows. What are you doing?
0:09:15 > 0:09:21- Elvis wants to show me what his planet looks like.- It's dangerous.
0:09:21 > 0:09:26- Marco!- Now you're in for it. ..Isn't he, Duke?- Well...
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Elvis told me to do it.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Look, just help him tidy it up.
0:09:31 > 0:09:35What? Why should we? We didn't make the mess.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38This Elvis business is sensitive.
0:09:38 > 0:09:43He could be mentally troubled if we mess with his imaginary friend.
0:09:43 > 0:09:49- I knew you'd understand. Thanks. - Marco, this Elvis is a menace.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- What's so funny? - There is no Elvis.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58- What?- Your imaginary friend is imaginary?
0:09:58 > 0:10:01And thanks to Elvis, I've had the best day ever.
0:10:11 > 0:10:16I only wanted to give him moral support.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18It's not my fault things got weird.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22- Are you sure you don't want a pie? - No, they smell funny.
0:10:22 > 0:10:28- It must be sad when people don't need you any more.- Yes, it must be.
0:10:32 > 0:10:37# Sail away and start a life
0:10:37 > 0:10:42# So don't expect me
0:10:42 > 0:10:45# To smile all the time... # Tracy?
0:10:45 > 0:10:49How was your boring meeting?
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Oh, not so boring, as it turns out.
0:10:52 > 0:10:57You should be the first to know. They're going to publish my book!
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Yes! Yes, yes, yes!
0:11:02 > 0:11:05You do realise how ridiculous you look?
0:11:05 > 0:11:10- I thought you'd be excited.- About the book you haven't let me read?
0:11:10 > 0:11:15- Isn't your friend Zara the first to know?- She's not my friend.
0:11:15 > 0:11:20She's annoying. But without her I wouldn't have got it published.
0:11:20 > 0:11:25And without another annoying person I'd never have written it.
0:11:27 > 0:11:31Of course, I shall be expecting my usual fee.
0:11:34 > 0:11:39It's been ages since these have had a good de-greasing.
0:11:39 > 0:11:44They'll give us something to remember you by. And...do all these.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48Bradley, could you do one last thing for me?
0:11:48 > 0:11:52Pop to the supermarket and get some mayonnaise.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54And don't bring back more hoodlums.
0:11:54 > 0:11:59You...buy your mayonnaise from the supermarket?
0:11:59 > 0:12:02- Got a problem with that? - No. Well...
0:12:02 > 0:12:06I could knock some up for you in no time.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Get your own!
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Not bad for an orph...
0:12:38 > 0:12:41..for a beginner.
0:12:43 > 0:12:48Come on. Cam's taking us all out to dinner to celebrate her book.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51- Actually...- Oh, no. You...
0:12:51 > 0:12:56Hi, guys. Guess what! I got a permanent Saturday job.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00They liked me. You two, they didn't like so much.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Oh, well!
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Other cake shops are available.
0:13:06 > 0:13:11Listen, I'm sorry about... you know, earlier.
0:13:11 > 0:13:16- That's OK, Lol. Sorry I pushed you around. I was stressed.- No worries.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19HE BURPS
0:13:19 > 0:13:24Lol, I hope you didn't eat any of those pies. Days old, they are.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Oh! Oh!
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Lol!
0:13:29 > 0:13:33Oh, well, one less for dinner, extra portions for the Beaker.
0:13:34 > 0:13:39# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through
0:13:39 > 0:13:43- # And the fight won't get me down - No! No!
0:13:43 > 0:13:45# My dreams will turn things All around
0:13:45 > 0:13:50# With a smile upon my face I can see a better place
0:13:50 > 0:13:53- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!
0:13:53 > 0:13:57# Believe me now I will win some day. #