Mind Your Own Business

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0:00:05 > 0:00:10# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through

0:00:10 > 0:00:14- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# Believe me now I will win some day. #

0:00:17 > 0:00:22Mind if we skip the chitchat and go straight to insulting each other?

0:00:22 > 0:00:26- Who wants breakfast?- Where's Duke? - He's got 'flu.

0:00:26 > 0:00:30Nathan's on late and Shelley's off. Her sister went into labour.

0:00:30 > 0:00:35Timing couldn't be worse. We've got a new kid arriving later - Wilson.

0:00:35 > 0:00:39- ..His mum's in hospital. He'll stay for a bit.- And I care because...?

0:00:39 > 0:00:42Wilson will be sharing with you...

0:00:42 > 0:00:46- or with Michael.- What? You can't do that.- I don't care who.

0:00:46 > 0:00:51I don't care how. When Wilson comes, one of you will be his room-mate.

0:00:52 > 0:00:56I'm not sharing! Chances are he's a nutcase.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59- Worried he'll outshine you at the Nutcase Awards?- Whoa!

0:00:59 > 0:01:02I've got an idea. Have a contest.

0:01:02 > 0:01:06The winner gets to stay. Loser shares with Wilson.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Oh, yeah? What do you have in mind?

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Huddle, my friends.

0:01:13 > 0:01:18I'm so glad you're finally going to meet Adam. He's got the cutest hair,

0:01:18 > 0:01:22- beautiful eyes and he wears a baseball cap everywhere.- Louise,

0:01:22 > 0:01:27- have you looked in the mirror? - Adam's played another joke on me?

0:01:28 > 0:01:31- Oh.- Don't worry, it will come off.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34- So, what pranks have you played on him?- None.

0:01:34 > 0:01:38So...you're telling me he's done all this to you

0:01:38 > 0:01:40and you haven't retaliated?

0:01:42 > 0:01:45It's lucky I found out about this.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Finished tidying your room yet?

0:01:49 > 0:01:53- Haven't started. - But your grandpa's visiting later.

0:01:53 > 0:01:58- Don't you want the place to look nice for his visit?- He can't come.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01- He's not sick, is he?- No.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Then what is it?

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Jackie, you can tell me.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07The truth is, I cancelled his visit.

0:02:07 > 0:02:12What? But...you were looking forward to seeing him.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14- So what's going...?- Just drop it.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22He's getting away with it. Don't you want payback?

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Sorry.

0:02:25 > 0:02:29See, Tracy, this is what you call a kind and tolerant person.

0:02:31 > 0:02:35Louise! Your foster dad's locked out and needs keys.

0:02:35 > 0:02:39- Better get home.- Sorry. Tell Adam to meet me at my place.

0:02:45 > 0:02:46What?

0:02:46 > 0:02:49I'm warning you, Tracy. It's hard being on my own.

0:02:49 > 0:02:54If I catch ANYONE doing ANYTHING, I'm holding YOU responsible!

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Talk about highly strung.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59You've got that look. What are you thinking?

0:02:59 > 0:03:04Well, Adam's on his way over. It's perfect to teach him a lesson.

0:03:07 > 0:03:11Thanks. ..Oh, hi!

0:03:11 > 0:03:16- You must be Wilson.- Nice to meet you.- Bouncer.- So is it true?

0:03:16 > 0:03:20Do I have to pass a test or get locked in the cellar, right?

0:03:20 > 0:03:22And don't forget the evil room-mate.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Only joking!

0:03:25 > 0:03:29- I'm looking forward to it. I've never shared a room.- Got to run.

0:03:29 > 0:03:34- I'm organising a contest.- Need any help? What kind of contest?

0:03:34 > 0:03:39Um...a contest with nothing to do with a room-mate at all. Yeah. Ha!

0:03:43 > 0:03:47Don't you think water bombs and eggs are childish?

0:03:47 > 0:03:50As childish as drawing moustaches on faces!

0:03:50 > 0:03:54- Remind me never to introduce you to my boyfriends.- Don't worry.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56You'll never have any.

0:03:58 > 0:03:59Hi, nice to meet you.

0:03:59 > 0:04:03So, you think practical jokes are funny, do you?

0:04:03 > 0:04:07- Um...well, sometimes.- It's funny to laugh at other people?

0:04:07 > 0:04:13- If people can't take...- Being cute doesn't mean you can hurt Louise.

0:04:13 > 0:04:17- Why are you smiling? - No-one's called me cute before.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24SHE YELLS

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Take that! And that!

0:04:28 > 0:04:32This must be my initiation. It's how I pictured it.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36- No! This is payback! - Payback for what?

0:04:56 > 0:05:01- Wait here. I'll get Jackie, so you can surprise her.- I need a hand.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Sorry. Got to run!

0:05:05 > 0:05:09Oh, waitress, could I have a chocolate milkshake, please?

0:05:09 > 0:05:15- I'm not a waitress. I'm a social worker!- Why offer me a milkshake?

0:05:16 > 0:05:20- Surprise!- Grandpa! I thought you...

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Crash said the visit was back on.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25You can thank me later.

0:05:25 > 0:05:29This is the famous Dumping Ground, eh?

0:05:29 > 0:05:32- When's the grand tour start? - Right away.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Why did you stick your nose in?

0:05:38 > 0:05:40- But...- Big mouth!

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Bigger bedroom than you had at home.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01- I hadn't noticed. - You've made it very cosy.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04No, I haven't.

0:06:04 > 0:06:08- Is this new?- It's a poster I won in a card game with Bouncer.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Hmm.

0:06:14 > 0:06:19It's something I'm making for Layla. Might not bother with it.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25- It's not mine. - Well, of course it is!

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Look! There's you there, smiling,

0:06:27 > 0:06:29and that boy, um...

0:06:29 > 0:06:34- Smash, pulling faces.- Yes, maybe it is mine but I'm not attached to it.

0:06:34 > 0:06:38To be honest, I'm not attached to any stuff.

0:06:38 > 0:06:43Don't be silly. You've worked so hard to make this place nice.

0:06:48 > 0:06:52Why do I get the feeling you want something?

0:06:52 > 0:06:55- You've got to help me cheat. - Why'd I do that?

0:06:55 > 0:07:00Oh, wow! Yeah! Imagine all the things I can do with that.

0:07:00 > 0:07:04- I won't spend it all at once. - OK. £2.- Five!

0:07:06 > 0:07:08So, what do I have to do?

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Hi, Mr Harper, ever played soda roulette?

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Yeah, of course.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18- Bar of chocolate on Crash to win. - You're on.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Still not talking to me, Jackie?

0:07:29 > 0:07:32- That's right.- Technically, you did.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35- I won't make the same mistake. - Again!

0:07:37 > 0:07:43Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to soda roulette. ..Blindfolds, please!

0:07:56 > 0:07:57Remove blindfolds.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01Heads or tails, Crash?

0:08:01 > 0:08:02Heads.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Oh, Crash is first.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Michael.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26JUSTINE COUGHS Are you all right, Justine?

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Get off, Bouncer!

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Your turn.

0:08:44 > 0:08:45Oh, please!

0:09:10 > 0:09:14Good luck sharing with Wilson! Hope he's not too weird.

0:09:19 > 0:09:24Want to know something? I've been dreading this visit.

0:09:24 > 0:09:29I was dreading it too. I hate it here. I wish you'd never seen it.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31I am not a fool, Jackie.

0:09:31 > 0:09:35I can see you're OK here.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Yeah, you're right. It's just...

0:09:37 > 0:09:41I was worried seeing me settled might upset you.

0:09:41 > 0:09:45Yeah. I was worried it'd be horrible.

0:09:45 > 0:09:49Didn't want to find you unhappy. I can stop worrying.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51HORN BEEPS

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Bye, my love.

0:09:56 > 0:09:57Miss you.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Yeah, I really miss you too.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09Well, time to go.

0:10:09 > 0:10:14- Mr Harper, wait! You won the bet, remember.- What bet?

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Forget I said anything.

0:10:29 > 0:10:34Before you say anything, I'm really sorry I called your Grandpa.

0:10:34 > 0:10:38- I should mind my own business.- No. I'm really glad he came.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45- This is Adam.- Adam?- Hi.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48I called him and met him at mine. Tracy?

0:10:48 > 0:10:50You OK?

0:10:54 > 0:10:59- Aren't you going to thank me?- For what? Do you know how long it was?

0:10:59 > 0:11:03- I could have died!- Yeah, you didn't. - That's not the point.

0:11:03 > 0:11:07- You must be Wilson.- Yeah. - When did you arrive?- A while ago.

0:11:07 > 0:11:12- Why are you covered in...? What IS this?- Flour and rotten egg.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14I see.

0:11:14 > 0:11:17Tracy, I thought we had an understanding.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20- Why is it always your fault?- I...

0:11:20 > 0:11:23- Um... - Actually, I did this to myself.

0:11:23 > 0:11:27See, I love pouring flour over me and LOVE the smell of rotten egg.

0:11:27 > 0:11:31Mmm! Someone should make a perfume out of this.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34In future, Wilson, this isn't acceptable behaviour.

0:11:37 > 0:11:41- I know what you're up to.- You do? - You've got revenge planned.

0:11:41 > 0:11:45- Why'd I do something so immature? - I see what you're doing.

0:11:45 > 0:11:50You want me to spend my life paranoid - worried about sleeping,

0:11:50 > 0:11:54constantly looking over my shoulder. Well, it won't work.

0:11:54 > 0:11:58- I haven't got a scheme planned. - Put me out of my misery.

0:11:58 > 0:12:02I'm warning you! If you don't pull it in 24 hours,

0:12:02 > 0:12:04you'll be sorry.

0:12:06 > 0:12:11Look on the bright side. If your room-mate's a complete...weirdo,

0:12:11 > 0:12:13you'll get on well together.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Hi, I'm Wilson.

0:12:16 > 0:12:21- Crash.- I've never shared a room before, so tell me if I annoy you.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Whoa! Check out the gear!

0:12:33 > 0:12:37If you want to use it, go ahead. What's mine is yours.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40Isn't that the room-mate code?

0:12:55 > 0:12:57You owe me £5.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Planning on staying here all night?

0:13:16 > 0:13:20- How can I sleep? - I promise I'll never play a prank.

0:13:24 > 0:13:28- You're a nice person, Wilson. - Thanks, Tracy.

0:13:29 > 0:13:33You won't last five minutes in this place.

0:13:35 > 0:13:39# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through

0:13:39 > 0:13:43- # And the fight won't get me down - No! No!

0:13:43 > 0:13:45# My dreams will turn things All around

0:13:45 > 0:13:50# With a smile upon my face I can see a better place

0:13:50 > 0:13:53- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!

0:13:53 > 0:13:58# Believe me now I will win some day. #