0:00:05 > 0:00:11# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through
0:00:11 > 0:00:14- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!
0:00:14 > 0:00:18# Believe me now I will win some day. #
0:00:22 > 0:00:25Honestly!
0:00:25 > 0:00:29- Inside on a lovely day like this! - Elaine! Elaine!
0:00:30 > 0:00:36- 126, 127, 128... Oh, Lol! - Keep going - I'm beating my record.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39- Count yourself!- He can't. He gets to five and loses it.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42- Very funny(!) - OK, OK. Keep your kit on!
0:00:42 > 0:00:47- Leave me.- What are you trying to prove? We know you're team captain.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53- What's smiley's problem?- He just got dropped from the team, air-head.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Ah, fresh air!
0:00:59 > 0:01:02- Isn't it glorious?- No.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10Look at them! If only I could play games all day.
0:01:10 > 0:01:15I know! You can play all day. We'll have a sports day for everyone.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Great idea. I'll be drinks monitor.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21- Duke!- I'll go and get changed.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32I suppose I ought to apologise.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35I ought to, but I won't.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- Go annoy somebody else.- I will.
0:01:37 > 0:01:42- Why are you an ex-football hero? - I missed training.- So?
0:01:42 > 0:01:46- Three weeks running. - You? Have I got the right Lol here?
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Mr Live-breathe-and-eat football? You missed a chance to kick a ball?
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Mr Bruce. Triple detention.
0:01:52 > 0:01:57Bruce! One day, I'll give him a taste of his own medicine!
0:02:13 > 0:02:17Very fetching, Duke. Going on a cruise?
0:02:17 > 0:02:21No. A sports day, actually.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25Excellent! Getting stuck in? Enjoy.
0:02:26 > 0:02:31We're all "getting stuck in". Including you. Enjoy(!)
0:02:35 > 0:02:40- You'll get back in the team.- Maybe. - "Maybe"?! Calling the real Lol -
0:02:40 > 0:02:45that arrogant, look-at-me-I'm-great, big-headed pain in the bum!
0:02:45 > 0:02:48I'm telling you, you'll...
0:02:48 > 0:02:52No, wait... Forget the school team.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56- You'll get a deal at a professional club.- Oh, yeah(?)
0:02:56 > 0:03:00- Your agent will sort it out. - But I haven't got an agent!
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Says who?
0:03:02 > 0:03:06I'll launch your career for a mere 50% of your wages!
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Come on! What are you waiting for?
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Do hurry up, Duke!
0:03:44 > 0:03:47- Elaine!- We want to get on.
0:03:49 > 0:03:54- Oh, Shelley! What happened?- It's nothing. I lifted something heavy.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Like another packet of biscuits(!)
0:03:56 > 0:04:00- Duke! Really! Can't you see she's in pain?- No, I'm fine. Can I help?
0:04:00 > 0:04:06You can be umpire! You'll have to sit and watch. Could you manage?
0:04:06 > 0:04:09I'll...I'll do my best.
0:04:09 > 0:04:14Good. Duke will be glad to bring you out some tea. ..Won't you?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Comfy?
0:04:20 > 0:04:25I love exercise, Duke. I could watch it all day.
0:04:29 > 0:04:34- What's wrong, sweetie?- I'm gonna be picked last. I always am!
0:04:34 > 0:04:38It doesn't matter who's picked when.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Taking part is the important thing!
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Crash.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Aw, picking boyfriends first, eh?
0:04:49 > 0:04:53- Michael. - Aw, picking rodents first, eh(?)
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Nathan.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Duke.
0:05:13 > 0:05:14Hayley.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Elaine.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Remember, taking part is the imp...
0:05:30 > 0:05:32We'll walk it!
0:05:32 > 0:05:35- I don't think so!- We'll win easily!
0:05:35 > 0:05:38You won't. These are non-competitive games.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42- What, like a peace-and-harmony thing?- Exactly.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49- So, who's the best?- I am! Me. I'm the best!
0:05:49 > 0:05:53- And the world had better believe it!- Better than the best ever?
0:05:53 > 0:05:57I said, who's better than the best ever?!
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Oh, er, me, I guess.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Right, round the back. Come on.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15- I lost! I lost!- No...
0:06:15 > 0:06:19Remember? There are no losers!
0:06:19 > 0:06:23Oh, yeah, right. No losers. Us lot?
0:06:23 > 0:06:29No-one wants us, no-one loves us, no-one cares. We're all losers here.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- Thanks for that, Crash. - It's no problem. Really!
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Three-legged race next! Pair up!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40EVERYONE TALKS AT ONCE
0:06:40 > 0:06:41Oh, no!
0:07:16 > 0:07:19- Whoa, that was close! - The yellows won easily.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22- I think we did. - She thinks THEY won, Nathan!
0:07:22 > 0:07:24No, no. We did just enough.
0:07:24 > 0:07:30- What? You must be mad!- Mad! Hark! Look who's talking!- AHEM!
0:07:30 > 0:07:36Now, now. There are no losers, remember?
0:07:38 > 0:07:41< COACH YELLS ORDERS
0:07:47 > 0:07:52Look at them. Rubbish! You're miles better! You were born to play here!
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Pick those feet up! Come on!
0:08:10 > 0:08:14And again! Faster! And again!
0:08:15 > 0:08:17This is your moment.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21- You'll show them. - They look quite good.
0:08:21 > 0:08:26- COACH:- I've seen girls play better! One-legged girls! Come on!
0:08:26 > 0:08:30That's right - faster! Pick the feet up!
0:08:30 > 0:08:34OK. Four laps of the building relay race! On your marks...
0:08:34 > 0:08:35get set...
0:08:44 > 0:08:48So, you get your big chance and bottle it.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51COACH SHOUTS AT THE PLAYERS
0:08:51 > 0:08:55- What if they don't think I'm good enough?- You fail.
0:08:55 > 0:09:02When you're old, you'll look back and think, "What if I'd had that trial and succeeded?"
0:09:02 > 0:09:04I know how much this means to you.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07It'll break your heart to fail, yes?
0:09:07 > 0:09:11Believe me, I've had my heart broken so often it's 90% glue.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15But I'm still here! Fighting for me, AND for you.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18So, are you going to go for it?
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Are you OK?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Yeah, fine.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36- Get a move on! You should be taking part!- I am, but just very slowly.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40- That's not the attitude. You should put some effort into it.- Why?
0:09:40 > 0:09:44If there are no winners or losers, why should I?
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Well, because...
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Bec...
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Have you got any red ones left?
0:09:59 > 0:10:02OK, guys, good work today.
0:10:02 > 0:10:07Remember what I said earlier - support each other. ..Who are you?
0:10:07 > 0:10:09- He's come for his trial.- Says who?
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Says me, his agent. That's who.
0:10:12 > 0:10:17- You any good?- I only represent the best and he's the best of the best.
0:10:17 > 0:10:22If you're as good as your agent, you'll be an international soon.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25You'd better believe it. ..Go on, then.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34Yeah, a neat trick, but circus stuff. Can you play?
0:10:34 > 0:10:39Show him, Lol! He's obviously inexperienced in these things.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45TEAM SHOUTS ENCOURAGEMENT
0:10:56 > 0:10:58YES!
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Yes-s-s!
0:11:23 > 0:11:25- Easy.- I won!- You?
0:11:25 > 0:11:31- I won!- And with that, I declare these peace-and-harmony games over.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35I think there's a future in this non-competitive sport thing.
0:11:35 > 0:11:40- It helps bring people together(!) - One of your better ideas, Elaine(!)
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Give me a break! He's too young!
0:11:43 > 0:11:47- Come back next year and we'll see. - So there might be a chance, then?
0:11:47 > 0:11:51- I'm not promising anything, but... - "But" nothing! That's 12 months!
0:11:51 > 0:11:57- I want something now!- But there isn't anything he could...
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Hang on...
0:11:59 > 0:12:02- You've given me an idea. - HE DIALS ON HIS MOBILE
0:12:05 > 0:12:10Ahem, ahem! Would Madame like the last cake?
0:12:10 > 0:12:14Duke, I really shouldn't, but go on, then.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Shelley! Your arm!
0:12:18 > 0:12:22It's a miracle! I must tell everybody the good news!
0:12:22 > 0:12:26No, no, no. There's really no need for that.
0:12:26 > 0:12:30Really? Oh, well, maybe I'LL relax, then...
0:12:30 > 0:12:34while you get me my tea!
0:12:40 > 0:12:41Thank you.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Milk, no sugar.
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