We Are Family

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0:00:21 > 0:00:24- Come on, bro.- I really need to go.

0:00:24 > 0:00:29- Maybe he's fallen in?- We'd have heard the splash.- Come on!

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Hey, squirt. I was next!

0:00:37 > 0:00:39Whoa! You look smart.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42Urgh. That after-shave stinks.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45This is gonna be a beautiful day.

0:00:45 > 0:00:50He's been doing this a lot lately. Having baths, cutting his toenails.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Cutting his toenails?

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Hello, hello, hello.

0:00:56 > 0:01:00Good morning, Sergeant Marco. Any crimes to report?

0:01:00 > 0:01:04- You've missed a bit. - Ah-ha. Evidence.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07That's my niece. Isn't she beautiful?

0:01:07 > 0:01:12It was so exciting. She came while we were having our tea.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15Where did the baby come from?

0:01:18 > 0:01:21I'm needed in the dining room.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Shelley!

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Rather her than me.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29Nah. Easy-peasy. Just birds and bees' stuff.

0:01:29 > 0:01:33- Give it to me, thicko. - You've had some.- I want some more.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36- You'll have to wait. - Fine. Have it, then.

0:01:36 > 0:01:41- Don't get provoked. Go and sit somewhere else.- Me?! But he...

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Yes, you. There you go.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Where you off to?

0:01:52 > 0:01:57- Places to go, people to see.- What about your crumpet?- You have it.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04- Maybe he's in training?- What for? - A race?

0:02:04 > 0:02:07The only reason Bouncer would run is if the ice-cream van drove off!

0:02:09 > 0:02:15- I've got it.- What? - Not sure I can tell you. Don't want to hurt your feelings.

0:02:15 > 0:02:19- That'd be a first(!) - He's found a new fostering home.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23- Wants to make a good impression. - No way.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Me without Bouncer?

0:02:26 > 0:02:33- That's like tea without milk. Tracy without Cam. Marco without make-believe.- Nah. It's obvious.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36He's outta here and he's not taking you with him.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Tracy, what if Michael's right?

0:03:00 > 0:03:04What if Bouncer is going to a new foster family without me?

0:03:04 > 0:03:08Don't listen to him. We'll get to the bottom of it.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16Unbelievable.

0:03:16 > 0:03:17He's bought flowers!

0:03:17 > 0:03:21Maybe the real Bouncer's been abducted by aliens!

0:03:29 > 0:03:33Look. Must be where his new family lives.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Hiya, Bouncer.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Bounce!

0:03:51 > 0:03:54- I got you these.- A girl?!

0:03:54 > 0:03:58Thanks. That's sweet of you.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Bradley Plakova!

0:04:09 > 0:04:12He should have told me this. We shouldn't have secrets.

0:04:12 > 0:04:18- He tells you he's got a girlfriend, he wouldn't hear the last of it. - True, true.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20But it could be so much fun.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30The baby came when they were having their tea.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32- But where from?- How old are you?

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Seven and three-eighths.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38And you don't have any idea where babies come from?

0:04:38 > 0:04:43None at all? You've got a lot to learn, little boy.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49OK, guys, let's get a move on.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53All this stuff for the wedding reception has to be there by four.

0:04:53 > 0:04:58You can go early... if you get it done in time.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Oh, thanks, Bouncer.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Duke...where do babies come from?

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Well... Let's see.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46OK. So, we start at the very beginning.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Every living thing comes from a seed or an egg.

0:05:49 > 0:05:55- A baby comes from an egg? Is it boiled?- No, no. Not exactly.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Look, take a flower. You're a bee.

0:05:58 > 0:06:03You fly in and when you fly out again to the next flower, you take the pollen from this flower.

0:06:03 > 0:06:07- How does a bee carry pollen? - It sticks to the hairs on its legs.

0:06:07 > 0:06:11- Is that why we've got hairy legs? - Em, not quite. Sorry.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Maybe I'm confusing you.

0:06:13 > 0:06:17Us boys have to pass the seed on, like bees do with flowers.

0:06:17 > 0:06:23Oh, so...babies grow from flowers in the garden!

0:06:36 > 0:06:38No, no, that's not it.

0:06:38 > 0:06:43Tell you what. Nathan's over there. Go ask him.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46He thinks he knows everything about everything.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57What do you fancy doing after work?

0:06:57 > 0:07:01Well, maybe we could hang out at your house.

0:07:01 > 0:07:06I've heard so much about your family. I'd love to meet them.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Em...

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Well, I don't think anyone's in.

0:07:11 > 0:07:17- My mum's at work and my dad's busy. - We can watch telly.- It's broken. - Walk the dog?- He's at the vet.

0:07:18 > 0:07:22- You don't want me to come? - No, it's not that.- Then, let's go.

0:07:22 > 0:07:26- No! - OK. I'll see you tomorrow, then.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29But I thought...

0:07:29 > 0:07:34- If you're too ashamed of me to let me meet your family... - It's not that.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37I really like you. It's just...

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Fine.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02Babies?

0:08:04 > 0:08:08You know Dumbo, right?

0:08:08 > 0:08:11He got brought by a stork, didn't he?

0:08:11 > 0:08:15That's how families get new babies. They get brought by a stork.

0:08:15 > 0:08:19They phone up the stork hotline. "Hello, Stork hotline."

0:08:19 > 0:08:21"Yeah, we'd like a new baby."

0:08:21 > 0:08:27- "Oh. You've only got triplets? OK. That'll do." - You don't know, do you?

0:08:27 > 0:08:32Don't worry. I'll tell you if I ever find out.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40- Bouncer!- Whatever it is, I'm not interested.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50He's coming! Quick! Hide!

0:08:54 > 0:08:57Bouncer's got a girlfriend!

0:08:57 > 0:08:59We saw you kissing!

0:08:59 > 0:09:04You'd been acting so weird, so me and Tracy followed you.

0:09:06 > 0:09:10- What you doing?! - We were only having a laugh.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13- Just leave me alone.- Bro... - I said leave me alone!

0:09:13 > 0:09:14What's happened?

0:09:14 > 0:09:17- Nothing, all right?!- Come on.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20What's the matter? You can tell us.

0:09:21 > 0:09:26I'd told her all about "my family" and how happy we were.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28She takes one look at this place...

0:09:28 > 0:09:31- It's not that bad. - It's hardly normal.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33- Tell her the truth.- How can I?

0:09:35 > 0:09:37It's over. Just forget it.

0:09:39 > 0:09:45The Dumping Ground not good enough for her? Is she good enough for the Dumping Ground?

0:09:47 > 0:09:51Hello. We're Bouncer's family and we believe you had a falling out.

0:09:51 > 0:09:56- How did you know that?- And we need to ask you a few questions. - Eh?- J-Lo or Kylie?

0:09:56 > 0:10:00- Kylie.- Carrots or sprouts?- Carrots.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02- White or brown bread? - Got to be white.

0:10:02 > 0:10:06- Trousers or skirts?- Trousers. - Roller blades or scooter?

0:10:06 > 0:10:11- Skateboard?- That'll do. - Chicken nuggets or chips? - Chips every time.- Maths or English?

0:10:11 > 0:10:16- English.- Harry Potter or Lemony Snicket?- Harry Potter.- Full marks.

0:10:16 > 0:10:20- What's the prize?- Tea at ours. 4.30?- You sure Bouncer wants me to?

0:10:20 > 0:10:24- He didn't seem keen this morning. - Bouncer not keen?- He can't wait!

0:10:26 > 0:10:31OK. Listen up. Bouncer's got a girlfriend...and she's coming over.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34- So we need this place sparkling. - Somewhere to be proud of.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58KNOCK ON DOOR

0:10:58 > 0:11:00I'll get Romeo.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03And I'll get Juliet.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08- Hiya.- Wow!

0:11:08 > 0:11:13- I thought I'd come to the wrong house. This place is enormous! - Home sweet home!

0:11:13 > 0:11:18- He never said it was this big. - You know Bouncer. Not one to brag.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22This is Duke. Hiya.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24- This is Nathan. - Hi.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26This is Jackie.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29This is Crash. Enchante.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32And this is Hayley.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35- You all live here?- Yeah.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38- He never said.- Surprise!

0:11:38 > 0:11:43- They invited me back for tea. Is that OK?- Oh, I should think so.

0:11:50 > 0:11:55Listen, Kelly, I'm sorry for lying about my mum and dad.

0:11:55 > 0:11:56Lying?

0:11:59 > 0:12:02Kelly, this is a kids' home.

0:12:05 > 0:12:11- So have you found out where babies come from yet?- No, but Shelley had the maddest idea.

0:12:11 > 0:12:15- Yeah?- She says they come from the mum's tummy!

0:12:18 > 0:12:21Anyway, I worked it out for myself.

0:12:21 > 0:12:25They're found on doorsteps. If the family want them, they take them in.

0:12:25 > 0:12:30If they don't, they take them to the Dumping Ground instead. Easy.

0:12:33 > 0:12:38I just opened my mouth and it popped out. I didn't mean to lie.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Don't worry about it.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43I just thought, if you knew...

0:12:43 > 0:12:47Bouncer. It's fine. This place is nothing to be ashamed of.

0:12:47 > 0:12:48Honest.

0:12:48 > 0:12:52- Lemonade or squash, madam? - Lemonade would be lovely.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Sir?

0:12:56 > 0:12:59Lemonade, thanks.

0:13:04 > 0:13:08- An eclair?- Yes, please.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13- Eclair, sir?- Thank you.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16This is great!

0:13:16 > 0:13:21- I am a genius!- D'you think she's got a younger sister?

0:13:21 > 0:13:25And you know what's really amazing? Nothing went wrong!

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Crash!

0:13:30 > 0:13:35Subtitles by Graeme Dibble BBC Broadcast - 2004

0:13:35 > 0:13:39E-mail us at subtitling@bbc.co.uk