0:00:05 > 0:00:10# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through
0:00:10 > 0:00:14- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!
0:00:14 > 0:00:18# Believe me now I will win some day. #
0:00:20 > 0:00:23- Michael!- What?!
0:00:23 > 0:00:25- You've ruined it!- Sorry!
0:00:25 > 0:00:29- It took her ages to do that. - Big deal.
0:00:29 > 0:00:33It is to her. If she finishes two badges, she gets to go camping.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35He's just jealous!
0:00:35 > 0:00:38- I'm not!- He got kicked out of the cubs.
0:00:39 > 0:00:44- Oh, yeah!- That's a lie! - Not!- Yes, it is.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47They begged me to stay, but it was so boring...I left.
0:01:03 > 0:01:08- Elaine, it's perfectly fine. It was checked last week.- Hmm.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12I think it should be replaced by the M436375284 model.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16That's what they recommended on my course.
0:01:16 > 0:01:21Shelley, will you watch me while I do my badge tasks?
0:01:21 > 0:01:24I'd love to, Layla, but I'm really busy.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27I have to have someone to observe me.
0:01:28 > 0:01:33Tracy... I need someone I can trust, someone responsible.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37Would you and Jackie observe Layla doing her badges?
0:01:37 > 0:01:40I could do that for you. I know all about Cub badges.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Course we will, Shelley. ..Come on.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Get lost, Michael.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Never mind, Michael. You can help me.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Eurgh!
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Duke, have you any idea
0:02:09 > 0:02:12how many germs there are on this?
0:02:12 > 0:02:16- No, Elaine.- Hundreds of thousands. And what about your hands?!
0:02:17 > 0:02:22- They're clean!- That's what you think. But at this very second
0:02:22 > 0:02:27your palms are teeming with a writhing mass of bacteria.
0:02:30 > 0:02:35From now on, I want you to wear these for all food preparation.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39- Come on, Elaine. - We were only watching!
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- That's better.- Much better.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47I'll catch you up. I'm just making a drink.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Watch out! The germs are loose!
0:02:50 > 0:02:54Duke, I'm ready to put my cake in the oven now.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58OK, I'll show you how to set the temperature.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18You didn't see anything, did you, Hayley?
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Ah-ah-ah-ah!
0:03:30 > 0:03:34- You OK in there, Layla? - Nearly there.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37- Sure you don't want any help? - I've got to do it on my own.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41There, that should do it.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Can I come in and play yet?
0:03:43 > 0:03:45In a minute. One more peg.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50- Oh, no.- Never mind, Layla.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55- Why don't I just mark it down you've done it?- But I haven't.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Have you seen the list of things she wants to do?
0:04:00 > 0:04:05- She only needs two badges. - She really wants to go camping.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09- Time for a little Beaker-style assistance.- You mean cheating?- No.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13Just a tincy wincy bit of delegation.
0:04:14 > 0:04:19- If we help Layla, what's in it for us?- Assisting your fellow inmate.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27How about a financial reward?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- What?!- Time is money, Tracy.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33- I can't give you money.- Oh, too bad.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37I am partial to a little blackmail.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42What if I don't tell Shelley that you two were up all night
0:04:42 > 0:04:46playing Cowboy Racer on this very console?
0:04:46 > 0:04:50And it was YOU who stuffed this week's supply of Cheese Puffs
0:04:50 > 0:04:54and then innocently denied it under interrogation by Duke.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- They're so cheesy. - OK. That's sorted then.
0:05:00 > 0:05:06- No.- What d'you mean "no"?- I want to do the badges all by myself.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08ALL: Suits us.
0:05:09 > 0:05:15- Fine. Do it your way.- It's OK, Layla. We'll manage without her.
0:05:15 > 0:05:20- It won't take you long to see the error of your ways.- So what's next?
0:05:20 > 0:05:24The last part of my Emergency Aid Badge.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28I don't know anything about first aid.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Don't look at me.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38So this is the recovery position.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Is it?
0:05:40 > 0:05:45Right, very recovering. I could recover in a position like that.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50First aid. Excellent.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55Well, as a fully qualified health and safety expert,
0:05:55 > 0:06:01I'd better be in charge of something like this. You can all join in.
0:06:03 > 0:06:09- Yes, a bit tighter might be good. - Tighter?!- Good. Concentrate, boys!
0:06:09 > 0:06:13Michael, why don't you join in this one? Jackie hasn't got a partner.
0:06:13 > 0:06:18- Do I have to?- Really, Jackie... That's very unkind.
0:06:18 > 0:06:24At least with arm fractures there's no blood. I hate blood. Even the...
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Don't be so silly, Nathan.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30- Michael, stop it! It's too tight! You're hurting me!- Stop that!
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Oh, my nose!
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Oh, gross!
0:06:40 > 0:06:43I think...I'm going to...
0:06:45 > 0:06:49- Oh, me, too!- Oh, me too!- And me!
0:06:49 > 0:06:53- Oh, mass faint!- Mass faint!- Bundle!
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Stop it!
0:06:59 > 0:07:03Elaine, you've got to pinch your nose for ten minutes.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06That's enough everyone, please!
0:07:07 > 0:07:11- OW!- Bouncer, and the rest of you! Pack it in!
0:07:11 > 0:07:13I give up!
0:07:13 > 0:07:17Nathan, what do you think your playing at?
0:07:28 > 0:07:33I'm never going to get even two badges at this rate.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37- You will.- I really want to go on the camping trip.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41Maybe Tracy was right. Maybe you do need a bit of help.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44But that's cheating.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48< Layla! Your cake's ready.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Ooh, looks perfect!
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Smells perfect.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04- Why aren't you wearing your gloves and hairnets?- Well...we...- Stop!
0:08:05 > 0:08:09Duke, really! A sharp knife like that!
0:08:09 > 0:08:12I'll do it, Layla.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16I must say it looks very scrummy.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25I think I ought to taste it too.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27That's Jackie's job!
0:08:27 > 0:08:30You two are friends. I can be totally unbiased.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Urgh!
0:08:37 > 0:08:40What's that?
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Urgh!
0:08:48 > 0:08:52I can't pass that. I'm sorry, Layla. No badge.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57I didn't do it! I didn't!
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Layla!
0:09:01 > 0:09:02What is it?
0:09:13 > 0:09:18- Tracy! I've changed my mind! - It's time for a little help.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20I knew you'd see sense.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Bouncer, I can still see creases!
0:09:36 > 0:09:40Very good. Write Road Safety on the back.
0:09:40 > 0:09:41Yes, boss.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47Crash, it's no good if it doesn't work!
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Not on the carpet, Tracy!
0:09:56 > 0:10:00- Whose excellent idea was this?- Even geniuses get it wrong occasionally.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Stop chatting, you two!
0:10:05 > 0:10:09- Haven't you got enough badges now? - We've done Home Help, Road Safety,
0:10:09 > 0:10:14Scientist, and Global Conservation. That's got to be enough.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16- ALARM BEEPS - Fire alarm!
0:10:17 > 0:10:22- It's probably just a practice. - Exactly! Keep working!
0:10:23 > 0:10:27- Why aren't you all outside? - Everybody out! NOW!
0:10:29 > 0:10:31No running!
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Right, everyone round this side.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51No, no, round this side.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55Second thoughts, everyone round the tent in a circle.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03- I'm surprised at you cheating, Layla.- I'm sorry, Shelley.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06I've never been camping before.
0:11:06 > 0:11:10I can't pass you on badges you haven't done by yourself.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14- That wouldn't be fair, would it? - No.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- Shelley!- What is it, Hayley?
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Michael put the glove in the cake!
0:11:36 > 0:11:38- You liar, Hayley.- Really?
0:11:39 > 0:11:43Well, that changes things a bit, doesn't it?
0:11:43 > 0:11:48Let's have a look at that cake. Michael, you're on litter duty.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Excuse us, Elaine.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53I haven't finished yet.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Delicious. You've earned your chef's badge. Well done.
0:12:12 > 0:12:17- I just need one more badge. - Layla's brilliant at first aid.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20- I'm not sure about that.- She is.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23I wasn't impressed with your session this morning.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25That wasn't my fault.
0:12:25 > 0:12:31I know what to do for burns, choking, cuts and electric shocks.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34- Yes, but saying it isn't enough. - We'll prove it. >
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Jackie, remember that accident you had at school?
0:12:39 > 0:12:43Yeah, blood and gore everywhere.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47- They had to sew your arm on. - Yeah, and both my legs.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53And they sewed them on... back to front.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Quick, Layla. He's going to faint.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Deep breath, Nathan.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19That's better.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24And if Duke was choking to death
0:13:24 > 0:13:26on a piece of cake...
0:13:26 > 0:13:28I think you've proved your point.
0:13:28 > 0:13:32- You've got your Emergency Aid Badge.- ALL: Yes!
0:13:32 > 0:13:34I'm going camping!
0:13:35 > 0:13:39Subtitles by Gillian Clarke BBC Broadcast 2004
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