0:00:05 > 0:00:10# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through
0:00:10 > 0:00:14# Doesn't matter What may come our way
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# Believe me now I will win some day. #
0:00:19 > 0:00:24- Want to see the new earrings my dad bought me?- No, thanks.
0:00:24 > 0:00:28- They're real silver.- He buys you stuff to make up for being a loser.
0:00:28 > 0:00:33- You're just jealous. I get treats. - Cam's going to treat me to get
0:00:33 > 0:00:35my ears AND my nose pierced
0:00:35 > 0:00:39and buy me some nicer earrings than those tacky things.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54It's a bit late now she's in America, isn't it?
0:00:57 > 0:01:01- Not exactly a long letter, is it?- Give it back.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05"New York's amazing. The writing course was brilliant.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08"Must dash. Love Cam."
0:01:08 > 0:01:12She's enjoying herself so much she'll never come back.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16- You'll never get your ears pierced. - I don't need Cam to make it happen.
0:01:16 > 0:01:22- I'm Tracy Beaker. If I want to do something, I'll do it.- Yeah, yeah.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27Jenny used to always put a bit of tinfoil on first.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31- We're out of foil. - We bought three rolls last week.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35- Can you sit at the table, Bradley? - Jenny called me Bouncer.
0:01:35 > 0:01:40OK. Bouncer. Can you sit at the table, please?
0:01:40 > 0:01:43- Jenny let me eat here. - Table. Please.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47There's only apple juice. I hate apple. Jenny used to...
0:01:47 > 0:01:52- Buy orange?- Yeah.- Is there anything else Jenny did that I'm not doing?
0:01:52 > 0:01:56ALL: Oh, yeah! Jenny used to... Morning, everyone! >
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Move!
0:01:58 > 0:02:04Is everything OK, Shelley? Jenny always had breakfast over by now.
0:02:04 > 0:02:09- Shelley? Tracy's having her nose and ears pierced.- No, you're not.- But...
0:02:09 > 0:02:15- No. That's final.- You can't tell me what to do, skanky care worker.
0:02:15 > 0:02:21I can. It's in my job description. Skanky care worker with power.
0:02:21 > 0:02:22Shut up!
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Keep still!
0:02:27 > 0:02:31- SHELLEY BANGS ON THE TABLE - OK, everybody!
0:02:31 > 0:02:36- I'd like to make an announcement. - You've decided to leave.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40- I know you all loved Jenny.- YEAH. - And her way of doing things.- YEAH.
0:02:40 > 0:02:45Jenny's gone and I'm here now and that's why I'm making some changes.
0:02:45 > 0:02:50- WHAT?- What sort of changes? - We like things how they are.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54They'll not be all my ideas. I'd like a session with each of you
0:02:54 > 0:02:58to talk about your ideas. Things you'd like to change.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01ME FIRST! ALL: Me! I'll go!
0:03:01 > 0:03:05OK, OK, OK, OK! In my office. One at a time.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12- Dolly.- A giant cuddly bear in the sitting room.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15And a big sweetie machine!
0:03:18 > 0:03:21A big heated swimming pool in the garden
0:03:21 > 0:03:24with a wave machine.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Come on, Hayley. There must be something.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34All my pictures...everywhere.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41New dressing-up clothes.
0:03:52 > 0:03:57An improvement in the level of privacy SHOWN to all inmates
0:03:57 > 0:04:00in this wonderful establishment.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04Too right. I'm the eldest. I'm entitled to a bit of space.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10What's the point? It's never going to happen anyway, is it?
0:04:10 > 0:04:15I wouldn't change anything, Shelley. Not a single thing.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17After all, you know best.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Number 34. Later bedtimes.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24Number 35. No uninvited guests. Meaning Tracy Beaker in my room.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Number 36...
0:04:26 > 0:04:30Justine moved immediately to a home for irritating brats.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34No more stupid care workers telling me what I can do.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Can I give you a hand here?
0:04:45 > 0:04:49Actually, Elaine, I'd be really grateful.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Not now, Hayley!
0:04:57 > 0:05:02..When I said help, I meant in my capacity as a social worker.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05You're doing fine. When we're finished,
0:05:05 > 0:05:09- my office is going to look homely. - What's wrong?
0:05:17 > 0:05:22- Late again, Nathan? - Just had to pop to the shops.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25For a packet of hair dye?
0:05:27 > 0:05:30I was going to do it when the kids were in bed.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34Now you're here, would you do some work?
0:05:37 > 0:05:41- Crisps?- Check.- Cakes, cream, chocolate sponge?- Triple check.
0:05:41 > 0:05:46- Shall we have a taster?- You can't have a midnight feast at half ten.
0:05:46 > 0:05:52- Not under any circumstances must Shelley get a whiff of this.- Yeah.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55SPOOKY HISSING BOTH: Aagh!
0:05:55 > 0:05:59She's spooky. The way she sniffs things out. It's supernatural.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04- BOTH: SHELLEY! - What brings you down here?
0:06:04 > 0:06:07You've always been together, haven't you?
0:06:07 > 0:06:12- We're a good team.- I thought you might like separate rooms.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Crash is going with Michael, so you can have his room.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18- No way.- It'll do them good.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21This is my bedroom you frog bottom.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Yeah, and what a dump it is too.
0:06:32 > 0:06:36Nathan? Has Shelley bought the sweetie machine yet?
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Sweetie machine? Don't count on it.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42Never mind. If I get a new mum, I won't need Blankie.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45That'll be good, won't it? >
0:06:45 > 0:06:50You'll be lucky. Shelley's too busy turning this place into a jungle.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54Still...at least she keeps Tracy Beaker in her place.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58You're wrong, Justine. If I want to go out, I will.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Tracy, you're NOT going into town.
0:07:00 > 0:07:05- You'd come back with your tummy button pierced.- You can't stop me.
0:07:18 > 0:07:23Hey, Tracy big mouth. I dare you to dye your hair.
0:07:23 > 0:07:28You do, do you? Just you stand back and watch Justine Snitchface.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Any old rubbish. Come and get it!
0:07:32 > 0:07:36- Michael, leave my stuff alone. - Steady on, Crash. AH!
0:07:36 > 0:07:40Why did we agree to this? Don't you want to share?
0:07:40 > 0:07:46Relax. This ain't going to work. Things will be back to normal soon.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49More of Shelley's improvements, I take it.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51HELP!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Thank you.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02Tracy Beaker. Blonde and beautiful.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15- Tracy, lunchtime!- I don't want any.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18- What's wrong?- Nothing.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Tracy, let me in. Now, please.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Tracy Beaker, what have you done?
0:08:34 > 0:08:40- I'm never coming out.- You can't stay in for the rest of your life.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42I'll make sure no-one laughs.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50- Ta-ra-aa! - LAUGHING
0:08:50 > 0:08:52- Tracy!- No laughing at Tracy.
0:08:52 > 0:08:57- We can't help it. She just looks so ugly.- Right, that's it!
0:08:57 > 0:09:02- Tracy!- Tracy, go to your room now, please.- But I'm starving.- Now.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06- OK, I will and I'll shave this off, too!- Tracy?
0:09:06 > 0:09:09What's this?
0:09:09 > 0:09:13Pudding. I'm starting a healthy eating policy.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16- ALL: Eugh! - I hate yoghurt.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20- I'm not eating that. - Have a yoghurt, Michael.
0:09:22 > 0:09:27- That's enough now. - Michael, don't get provoked.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Go on, Michael.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34ALL: OH! Ho-ho!
0:09:34 > 0:09:36My new top!
0:09:39 > 0:09:42- Justine! - Take cover, little one!
0:09:50 > 0:09:53"Face them. No-one will laugh."
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- Don't you start too.- No.
0:09:57 > 0:10:02You remind me of something. My mum wouldn't let me pluck my eyebrows,
0:10:02 > 0:10:06so I shaved them off and looked like an alien for two weeks.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11I'll take you to the hairdresser.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15- They'll put it right. - Thanks, Shelley.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19- You're welcome. - SPOOKY HISSING
0:10:23 > 0:10:25I'm needed downstairs.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Stop it, Michael! Will you BEHAVE?!
0:10:37 > 0:10:41- What is the matter with you? - What is going on?
0:10:43 > 0:10:46What is going on?
0:10:48 > 0:10:52Perhaps, you'd like to ask the children.
0:10:52 > 0:10:58The door to my office is always open. If anyone has any problems...
0:10:58 > 0:11:02SHOUTING DROWNS SPEECH
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Mm!
0:11:29 > 0:11:34He's always picking on me. Me and Bouncer want to share again.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37I want my paintings on the wall.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39- YEAH!- Right.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42- OK. Crash, you can have your room back.- Yes!
0:11:42 > 0:11:47Michael, you're not fooling anyone. Stop acting the innocent.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Justine, yoghurt will wash out.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54Lol, I admit I was wrong to want to split you up.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57- Bouncer, you can move back in.- Ace.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00However...
0:12:00 > 0:12:02I shall hang on to this.
0:12:02 > 0:12:07Moving swiftly on. Puddings are back on the menu as of tomorrow.
0:12:07 > 0:12:12- YES!- And Hayley, sweetheart. I'm going to hang your picture up here,
0:12:12 > 0:12:16- because I love it so much. - ALL: Aw-w!
0:12:16 > 0:12:19I think that's everything.
0:12:19 > 0:12:24Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to see a lady about some green hair.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28But what about my Blankie?
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Someone's stolen it.
0:12:35 > 0:12:40- LOST something, Shelley? - I told you to stay in your room.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43- Fine, if you don't want my help. - Tracy.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Looking for this?
0:12:50 > 0:12:54- Thank you. - Can we go to the hairdresser now?
0:12:54 > 0:12:58Maybe I was wrong about this ear piercing thing.
0:12:58 > 0:13:03When we're in town, you can have your ears, just your ears, pierced.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06No, thanks. A spike through the earlobes!
0:13:06 > 0:13:11When Cam had hers done, it really hurt and it got infected and manky.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15Don't let on to Justine, but I never want them done.
0:13:15 > 0:13:20I see. Thanks, Tracy, for that little nugget of information.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Shame I didn't know that earlier.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26But there's something I would like.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30After all, brown is such a boring colour.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35You'll be lucky, Tracy.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Subtitled by Gillian Clarke BBC Broadcast 2003
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