0:00:05 > 0:00:10# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through
0:00:10 > 0:00:14- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!
0:00:14 > 0:00:18# Believe me now I will win some day. #
0:00:18 > 0:00:21- Stop it.- Stop what?
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Well?
0:00:27 > 0:00:32Da-da! My book...with my name on the cover. My dream come true.
0:00:32 > 0:00:36- How cool is this? - It's mine.- Says who?
0:00:36 > 0:00:42- You'll all get your copies at the book launch tomorrow - personally signed by the author.- Oh, get her!
0:00:42 > 0:00:46Want to hear my other news? Local TV are coming here to film it.
0:00:46 > 0:00:50- No way!- Really?- Yeah. ..Where are you going?
0:00:50 > 0:00:57- I've got to read this before tomorrow.- Why?- Keep up, Cam. The TV people will want to interview me.
0:00:57 > 0:01:01OK, just remember, it's fiction - not your life story.
0:01:01 > 0:01:06- How is SHE gonna read 300 pages before her bedtime?- Just watch me!
0:02:55 > 0:02:57No!
0:03:04 > 0:03:08LOUD KNOCK ON DOOR Open up, Justine!
0:03:08 > 0:03:13- Gimme my book back!- Don't know what you're talking about.
0:03:13 > 0:03:17When I woke up this morning, my bedroom ponged of that bog water
0:03:17 > 0:03:21you call perfume. ..New hair... and even more lip gloss than usual.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25- So? - You're after hogging the limelight.
0:03:25 > 0:03:32You know what TV's like. They'll be looking for one of the gorgeous kids to interview. C'est moi.
0:03:46 > 0:03:52Think again, spewbrain. They'll be interviewing me - the star - Trudy.
0:03:52 > 0:03:57- Says who?- Um, sorry, what letters does her name begin with?
0:03:57 > 0:04:01- T and R - like, um, Tracy. - Is that the best you can do?
0:04:01 > 0:04:07- Trudy's a tough kid, who's Queen of the Scammers. Who else could it be?- Even in the last chapter?
0:04:09 > 0:04:15- Course.- You should have gone to the end like I always do. Because if you had, you'd know...
0:04:15 > 0:04:18So you did nick my book!
0:04:27 > 0:04:33Let's set up downstairs to start with - then later on today, we'll have the shot of the building.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35- Great. Yeah.- Get the stuff, OK?
0:04:35 > 0:04:38- It's him!- Oh, yeah! ..Who?
0:04:38 > 0:04:43- The bloke who interviewed Paula Radcliffe on the telly.- So?
0:04:43 > 0:04:46He met Paula. The champion runner!
0:04:46 > 0:04:50I haven't met her. He has. He actually met her! He was...
0:04:50 > 0:04:53You made your point.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Cuckoo, cuckoo.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- You missed breakfast. - Um, I overslept.
0:05:21 > 0:05:27- This book is about me. - Maybe a little.- Definitely a lottle. You haven't read it.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31I know this is exciting - everyone is hyped up - but it's Cam's day,
0:05:31 > 0:05:34- so no muscling in.- Oh...me?
0:05:44 > 0:05:48- Oh, fantastic equipment! - Hi. I wondered if you'd mind...
0:05:48 > 0:05:52- Oi! Fingers off!- It's OK. I know my way around a camera.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56- Can I be your assistant? - Too busy, sonny.- Sonny(?)
0:05:56 > 0:06:01- I wondered...- Listen, Charlie Keane has work to do. Run along, kids.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05Sonny(?) Meet the guy who put the P in patronising.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09I'm Cam and I am confident.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12I will not give in to nerves.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16I'm Cam and I am confident. I will not give in to...
0:06:16 > 0:06:19- NERVES! Oh! - Might I suggest some lip gloss?
0:06:19 > 0:06:25- What?- Absolutely essential if you're on camera.- Cam, why has your face gone a funny colour?
0:06:25 > 0:06:30Because all the blood in her body has drained to her feet. She's clearly crippled with nerves.
0:06:30 > 0:06:36Wouldn't be surprised... if they turn that camera on... and Cam's completely struck dumb.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Thanks, Crash(!)
0:06:44 > 0:06:48- KNOCK AT DOOR Yes?- So...?
0:06:48 > 0:06:51- So?- Well, what did you think?
0:06:51 > 0:06:55Loved every single word.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Great. That's a weight off my mind.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00And you were OK about the ending?
0:07:00 > 0:07:04- Best part of the book.- Brilliant.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08- Tell you the truth, I was worried you wouldn't like it.- As if.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10But I'm hungry.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14- In a minute.- But...- In a minute!
0:07:15 > 0:07:20My spag bol's on life-support. When are we sitting these kids down?
0:07:20 > 0:07:24Sorry. I didn't realise it took so long to set everything up.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Or for Mr Big Shot to do his hair!
0:07:34 > 0:07:37The TV crew are ONLY interviewing Cam and I.
0:07:37 > 0:07:42But if you pay me the ridiculously small amount of 50p each,
0:07:42 > 0:07:47- I'll get you featured.- If I pay you a pound, can I go on twice?
0:07:47 > 0:07:51- It's not even definite they'll interview YOU.- Nice hat, Justine.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55Still haven't read the last chapter then, Beaker?
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Yeah, nice! OK, clear it.
0:07:58 > 0:08:03I suggest we do my interview first, so Cam can see there's nothing to worry about.
0:08:03 > 0:08:09- Your interview?- Me being the inspiration for the book. - Who are you exactly?- Tracy.
0:08:09 > 0:08:13T-r-a-c-y. Without an E. You might want to subtitle that underneath me.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17You're a riot. But I'm here to interview the writer, no-one else.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24T-R-A-C-Y!
0:08:24 > 0:08:27No E!
0:08:27 > 0:08:33- We'll have you and all the kids on camera for the book signing.- I don't DO walk-ons.- ..Like the hat.
0:08:33 > 0:08:38- You go first in the queue. - ..Hey, Beaker, look who the main attraction is now?
0:08:38 > 0:08:44- Mr Keane, how was Paula Radcliffe? - What?- When you interviewed her?
0:08:44 > 0:08:48Sorry, Charlie Keane's working. You go to the back of the group.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53And...action.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01This is the place where my book
0:09:01 > 0:09:03The Dumping Ground Kids is set.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Cut!
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Action!
0:09:10 > 0:09:11And action!
0:09:11 > 0:09:15OK. This care home, and the children in it, inspired me...
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Cut! CUT!
0:09:20 > 0:09:24Sorry. We limit her contact with humans.
0:09:24 > 0:09:31- Please. Bribe her. Lock her in a cupboard. But keep her out of my hair!- That's easier said than done.
0:09:31 > 0:09:36- Tracy is very...persistent. - I'm running out of time. I may have to drop this item.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40Don't do that. My publishers will go spare.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42An idea. Just very quickly...
0:09:42 > 0:09:48- interview Tracy.- Look, I don't need anything but a chat with YOU. The kids are just colour.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50You wouldn't have to run it.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54OK, deal.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03OK, Tracy, very briefly, what's the story behind the book?
0:10:03 > 0:10:06- Well... - Tell them about the last chapter!
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Cut!
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Er, help!
0:10:13 > 0:10:15What's going on?
0:10:16 > 0:10:20- Tracy hasn't even finished your book.- You said you'd read it.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22I have! Nearly.
0:10:22 > 0:10:28- Just got the last chapter to finish. Give me 10 minutes. I'll read it. - Maybe that's not a great idea.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32No, no, the kid's right. The book is based on her.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36You read it. Good idea. Now, run along.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44OK, Cam, let's get this in the can.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48What're you planning to write next?
0:10:48 > 0:10:52The sequel to The Dumping Ground Kids.
0:10:52 > 0:10:57- Great. That's you done...and me. - Shall I get Tracy?- No, job done.
0:10:57 > 0:11:02- You said you'd talk to her.- And you said we didn't have to run it.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05I am never gonna speak to you again!
0:11:05 > 0:11:09- Sorry.- You do realise I am going to sue.- Tracy, please...- I hate you!
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Your book makes me a laughing stock.
0:11:12 > 0:11:16- That's just not true. - (This is juicy. Keep rolling.)- Cut.
0:11:22 > 0:11:28- You've made me out to be a lonely saddo.- That's Trudy.- But Trudy's me!
0:11:28 > 0:11:30No. She's made-up.
0:11:30 > 0:11:35Trudy's not real. I need her still living in a kids' home, so she can star in the next book.
0:11:35 > 0:11:40You've written about me. You think I'm gonna be here till I'm 16.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44- No-one's going to foster me. - Of course they will.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48So, now you've stolen my life story, you're off?
0:11:57 > 0:12:02Goodbye, Cam. Now you're nearly famous, you won't be coming back.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05- Have a nice life, Cam.- Oh, Tracy!
0:12:11 > 0:12:13What happened to the spag bol?
0:12:13 > 0:12:17Sorry, mate, the spag bol gave up the ghost hours ago. It's mush.
0:12:18 > 0:12:22Mr Keane! Can I have a chat with you about Paula?
0:12:22 > 0:12:26- What is wrong with you? - A picture would do.
0:12:26 > 0:12:30- How many times do I have to say this? Charlie Keane is working.- Oi!
0:12:30 > 0:12:34All she wants is a chat. How much can that hurt?
0:12:34 > 0:12:38Nearly finished. I'll be glad to get out of this MAD house.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Don't worry, Jackie. I'll get you a picture.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Oi, Charlie!
0:13:13 > 0:13:15BOTH: Aw!
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Gotcha!
0:13:34 > 0:13:39# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see my through
0:13:39 > 0:13:43- # And the fight won't get me down - No! No!
0:13:43 > 0:13:46# My dreams will turn things All around
0:13:46 > 0:13:50# With a smile upon my face I can see a better place
0:13:50 > 0:13:55- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!
0:13:55 > 0:14:00# Believe me now I will win some day. #