0:00:19 > 0:00:22Just bog off!
0:00:21 > 0:00:22BUZZ!
0:00:22 > 0:00:24I won't do it! She can't make me.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26What are you talking about?
0:00:26 > 0:00:31- I'm to meet new foster parents. - That's the usual way out of here.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33- What'll Grandpa think?- Don't worry.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35It's like raffle tickets. You never win.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38I met three lots last week at the Science Museum.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41- What were they like? Horrible? - Scary.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44I mean, these people I just bumped into
0:00:44 > 0:00:48were a zillion times better than anything Elaine came up with.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50They were a laugh.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Hi, dur-brain!
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Yeah, you'll never see them again, will you?
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Actually, I have a hunch I might. BUZZ!
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Sorry.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05Hi.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07- Hi.- Is, um, Tracy Beaker in?
0:01:07 > 0:01:12Uh, yeah. Look, whatever she's done, I'm sure she didn't mean it.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15- We'll pay for the damage. Unless it's thousands...- Nathan!
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Thank you! I'll take it from here. Thank you.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24- Didn't think I'd see you again! - You left your jacket in our car.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28Did I?! Thanks for bringing it back. Come in.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38Nice. Could use a suit of armour. Uh, we're just off actually, so...
0:01:38 > 0:01:41I've decided... you're not a dur-brain after all.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45- Yeah?- You're a spam head!- Am not! Anyway, you're a care kid!
0:01:45 > 0:01:49Mr Tact(!) What d'you want to be when you grow up...UN peacekeeper?
0:01:49 > 0:01:53There's a pit where they throw us at night. Want to see?
0:01:53 > 0:01:56- Yeah! - We really have to go, sorry.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59- Wouldn't want to be late, would you?- For what?
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Dentist.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06- We'll be up the park later! Want to come?- Yeah, if...if I have time.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11JUNGLE ANIMAL NOISES
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Bye, toilet brush!
0:02:24 > 0:02:26And you're gonna let him live?
0:02:26 > 0:02:30OK, tell me all you know about dads and brothers?
0:02:30 > 0:02:34Brothers...zilch. Dads...?
0:02:34 > 0:02:37- They're more like dogs.- Dogs?!
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Feed em, keep 'em exercised. Watch. Dad!
0:02:46 > 0:02:47LAUGHTER
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Drop it.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56- Good Dad!- I'll see you. I'll be back at five - take you to dinner.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Sorted!
0:03:01 > 0:03:04And now for brothers...
0:03:04 > 0:03:07- Brothers?- Yeah, what do they like doing?- Dunno.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10- We like to wrestle, eh, Lol? - That's right.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12See, I'd get him like this.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Yeah, then I'd get him back like this.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Oh, the fun we had...
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Mmm...sorted!
0:03:25 > 0:03:28BOYS SHOUT AND GRUNT
0:03:32 > 0:03:33- Hey!- Tracy!
0:03:33 > 0:03:35- Hello.- Who fancies a kick-about?
0:03:37 > 0:03:39- Go on, get after it!- Ah...
0:03:41 > 0:03:43..yeah, all right.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47- My dad's rubbish at footy. - Time we started training him, then.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Ah, none of them for Jake. He had to have a filling.
0:03:51 > 0:03:56- Just one?- Uh-uh. - Don't worry, they're for you!
0:03:56 > 0:03:57Drop it.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Good Tom. Here you go.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09There's a good boy! Good Tom.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Clever Tom.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Now, fetch!
0:04:19 > 0:04:24- Um, are you taking the mick or something?- No.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26So, it's some kind of joke, yeah?
0:04:27 > 0:04:31Yeah, that's right. Just my little joke.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Yeah. Mad, isn't she, Jake?
0:04:33 > 0:04:37- Yeah.- Sorry, I'll just go get that.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Justine...!
0:04:42 > 0:04:46- So what've you been doing?- We went to the circus. It was pretty funny.
0:04:46 > 0:04:51Kyle got lost and Mum found him with his head in a bag of peanuts.
0:04:51 > 0:04:56- Oh, "Mum" did, did she? What did "MUM" do then?- What's eating you?
0:04:56 > 0:04:58My dad keeps taking me out.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02He took me swimming, bought me sweets, gave me money for clothes.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06- The problem is?- He's never that nice! He bought me a birthday card
0:05:06 > 0:05:10before my birthday. He, like, never remembers!
0:05:11 > 0:05:14CARD PLAYS: "Congratulations"
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- That makes me feel a titch better. - I don't get it.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20It's Carrie, the new baby.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Dad feels guilty!
0:05:22 > 0:05:26They're taking me out to dinner tonight. I reckon it's bad news.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Well, there's something you can do.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44What?
0:05:46 > 0:05:47Hey!
0:05:48 > 0:05:51What's the one thing a new mum needs?
0:05:51 > 0:05:52Help.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Babies? Yuck!
0:05:56 > 0:05:59- Hey, want to wrestle? - Yeah! But I might hurt you.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02You?! Don't make me laugh.
0:06:02 > 0:06:07I warn you, my hands are lethal weapons! Hi-yah!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Uh! Argh! Urgh!
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Oomph!
0:06:12 > 0:06:15- Uh-oh, stop!- What is it?
0:06:15 > 0:06:17My filling!
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Whoa! You knocked it out.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23It's never dull with you around, is it?
0:06:23 > 0:06:27Right, OK, then, back to the dentist,s.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28Sorry.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33It's no-one's fault. Jake just hasn't met a girl as tough as you.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Come on.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- Hey!- Sshh! See you later.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- Got the nappy?- Check.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50"Slip it under baby. Bring the front up between his legs."
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Get off! Help!
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Lie still! You said you'd do this for a bag of sweets.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58"If baby wriggles, speak soothingly."
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Lie still or I'll thump you!
0:07:00 > 0:07:04I'll get you in a hammerlock and twist your face off!
0:07:04 > 0:07:07"Or try distracting him with a small toy."
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Coochie-coo.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13You can keep your sweets!
0:07:17 > 0:07:21- That was rubbish! - Will you help us, Hayley?
0:07:21 > 0:07:23I'll show you what a real baby's like...
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Great. Lie down.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28..for two bags of sweets.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32It was a disaster!
0:07:32 > 0:07:36He said they'd never met a girl as tough as me, and then they shot off.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Maybe he likes girls... to be more girlie.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42- It's kind of old-fashioned... - Like...prehistoric!
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- When he's my dad, I'll tell him... - "When"?
0:07:46 > 0:07:49If. I said if.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Sometimes, when I lived with Grandpa,
0:07:53 > 0:07:56he liked to see me in a proper dress - hair done up.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57A dress?!
0:07:58 > 0:08:01No way, I'd rather die.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Whoa!
0:08:04 > 0:08:07KNUCKLES CRACK SHARPLY
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Oh, I...never saw this.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14I won't mention it to anyone. It never happened! Does that cover it?
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Yeah?
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Waaaah!
0:08:27 > 0:08:31- What's her problem?- That's for you to find out.- What's your problem?
0:08:31 > 0:08:35- I'm a baby. I can't talk. - What's the book say?
0:08:35 > 0:08:38- I dunno, you're the expert. - I have to go.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43- You can't leave me! - Sorry. It's OK, you'll do fine.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47Remember, stay calm. The baby can sense fear.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51- LOU! OK, I get the message. - HAYLEY HOWLS
0:08:51 > 0:08:55- Be quiet and let me think! - HAYLEY BAWLS
0:08:55 > 0:08:57I don't do dresses.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01Anyway, I need to make up for knocking his filling out.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05Filling, so...eating too much junk. Why not make something wholesome?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Wholesome?
0:09:11 > 0:09:15OK, Tracy, meet...
0:09:15 > 0:09:18- Mr Lettuce. - I know everything about lettuce.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22- How d'you cook it?- You don't.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25You wash it. Make a nice salad.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- And then a choccy sponge?- Fruit.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Did I mention, I want them to like me?
0:09:42 > 0:09:44KNOCKING AT DOOR
0:09:46 > 0:09:49I don't believe it! You again.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Jake said you went off with his cap.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55Sorry, was that yours?! Um, I'll just go get it.
0:09:55 > 0:09:59Come in, I'm whipping up something wholesome to eat.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03- No, we really can't stop. - Hello, Tom!- Oh, hi, Elaine!
0:10:04 > 0:10:08- What are you doing here? - Just picking something up.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12- Tracy was asking us in, but we're gonna have to go...- No, come in.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14I'll show you around my "patch".
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Well, um...
0:10:16 > 0:10:19I insist. Come on, it's not as grim as you'd think.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23- Well, OK...just for a bit.- Yes! Can we see the pit in the cellar?
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Wow, she's actually good for something.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31It'll just be a minute. I hope you like salad as much as I do.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Great!
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Right. Too hot?
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Too cold?
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Bored?
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Wet?
0:10:45 > 0:10:46Oh!
0:10:46 > 0:10:50Tired? Sick? Hungry?
0:10:50 > 0:10:51Hungry!
0:10:53 > 0:10:57BAWLS AND HOWLS RECOMMENCE
0:10:58 > 0:11:01- Did you wash the lettuce?- No.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Out of my way...emergency!
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Get lost!
0:11:07 > 0:11:10- For the baby.- Baby?!
0:11:10 > 0:11:11Long story.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17HOWLS
0:11:20 > 0:11:25- That's me girl!- Hello, love. Is there anywhere we can have a chat?
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Might as well get it over with.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33- Show me the pit! - There's no pit, OK?
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Come on, then.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Pack it in Jake... Oh!
0:11:41 > 0:11:45Tracy Beaker, what have you done NOW?!
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Never had a younger brother before, then, eh? Hmm.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Frightening, isn't it?
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Come on, let's get you cleaned up.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14Hey, um, we're going to the circus Saturday. D'you want to come?
0:12:14 > 0:12:18- What, after all this?! - We like excitement, don't we, Jake?
0:12:18 > 0:12:21As long as you two promise not to out-do the clowns.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24- Yeah! Please come, Tracy. - All right!
0:12:24 > 0:12:28Great. Um, give us a call. Elaine's got our number.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32Yes, I'll, um, just show you where to get cleaned up.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Tracy, floor! Clean it up.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Bet you've guessed what this is about?
0:12:41 > 0:12:43I've got an idea.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Here. We thought you'd like to help choose.
0:12:46 > 0:12:50- I'm not choosing colours for the baby's room.- Why not?
0:12:50 > 0:12:53There isn't space for both of us. That's what it is.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56You've been treating me nice because you feel guilty.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00The colour's for YOUR room, love.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03That's right. We want you to move in, next week.
0:13:08 > 0:13:09Hey, it's OK, kiddo.
0:13:09 > 0:13:15It's my fault, I won't be letting you down again...promise.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22- I'm moving in with Dad and Carrie! - What else is new?!
0:13:22 > 0:13:25They want me next week! I'm outta here, man!
0:13:25 > 0:13:28- Actually, I might be leaving soon myself.- Yeah?
0:13:28 > 0:13:32Yeah. Let's just call it a hunch.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37Subtitles by Dawn Robertson BBC Broadcast 2004
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