No-One Quite Like Grandpa

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0:00:06 > 0:00:10# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through

0:00:10 > 0:00:14- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!

0:00:14 > 0:00:18# Believe me now I will win some day. #

0:00:18 > 0:00:22No! You listen to me. I want my grandpa home now!

0:00:22 > 0:00:26- Jackie?- Run a nursing home? You people couldn't run a bath!

0:00:26 > 0:00:30Jackie, we need to have a talk about your grandpa.

0:00:30 > 0:00:33What do you know about it?

0:00:34 > 0:00:37He's never gonna leave that place.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39He's got Old-timer's disease.

0:00:39 > 0:00:44- Yeah? How'd you like fist-in- your-face disease?- Yeah?- Yeah.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53MAGICAL MUSIC PLAYS

0:01:07 > 0:01:11- Hi, Michael! - She remembered my name.

0:01:14 > 0:01:19I shouted at 'em like you suggested but they just kept being reasonable.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21I hate it when they do that.

0:01:21 > 0:01:25It's rubbish about him being ill! It's so unfair.

0:01:25 > 0:01:29- Your poor grandpa. - I've had just about enough.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31It's time for action.

0:01:31 > 0:01:35Ah! I trust you'll be in need of some expert assistance?

0:01:35 > 0:01:39DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS

0:01:49 > 0:01:53MUSIC: "Favourite Things" by Big Brovaz

0:01:56 > 0:02:00- Hi, Louise. Do you want a drink? - Thanks, Michael.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05- Where's mine? - Don't let me interrupt you.

0:02:05 > 0:02:10- Carry on dancing and just pretend I'm not here.- Why pretend,

0:02:10 > 0:02:13when we can have the real thing?

0:02:13 > 0:02:16If you need anything else, I'll get it for you.

0:02:17 > 0:02:21Michael's quite...interesting, isn't he?

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Yeah, so are cockroaches.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Dumping Ground, down to the lake...

0:02:28 > 0:02:32- KNOCK AT DOOR - Tracy, have you seen Jackie?

0:02:34 > 0:02:36In here.

0:02:36 > 0:02:40Oh, good, you've calmed down a bit. I just...

0:02:40 > 0:02:43- What are you two up to?- Shelley!

0:02:43 > 0:02:46- Honestly, this place!- Sorry.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49I'll talk to you later, Jackie, OK?

0:03:00 > 0:03:02I, um...

0:03:02 > 0:03:05- must get this damp looked at.- Yeah.

0:03:09 > 0:03:13MUSIC: "Favourite Things" by Big Brovaz

0:03:20 > 0:03:23- Doing a spot of spying, are we?- Sh!

0:03:24 > 0:03:29Ah, Louise! It's a pity she only goes for good-looking boys, really.

0:03:29 > 0:03:34- Hmm...is that why she turned you down?- I... Well, she, I...

0:03:34 > 0:03:39Well, um...knowing her so well, we could give you a few tips.

0:03:39 > 0:03:43- Tips?- Oh, yeah. How to woo the fair lady.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45If you were to ask nicely.

0:03:50 > 0:03:54- # ..What you want?- I'd like a man who would take care of business

0:03:54 > 0:03:59# And still have the time to take me on a shopping spree... #

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Lol...Bouncer?

0:04:02 > 0:04:06I reckon she'd be really impressed.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09But...writing a love song?

0:04:10 > 0:04:13- Well, I don't know how.- Oh.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Easy. All you need are feelings,

0:04:15 > 0:04:20a little help from your friends and a...musical instrument.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29So, you in?

0:04:32 > 0:04:35- Binoculars?- Check.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38- Tins of food?- Check.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Can opener?

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Check.

0:04:43 > 0:04:47- Lemon-scented baby wipes? - Lemon-scented what?

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Trust me, they're great.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58- Let's roll.- Go! Go! Go!

0:04:59 > 0:05:02DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS

0:05:32 > 0:05:36- Norma, what are you doing here?- Sh! SHE MOUTHS

0:05:36 > 0:05:39- I'm taking you home.- About time!

0:05:47 > 0:05:51- What's happening? - Lol's in there with Michael.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53He's torturing him.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56My brother's far more subtle than that.

0:05:56 > 0:06:02Look, if you're interested, come back at 1.30 - seats at all prices.

0:06:02 > 0:06:06- Now go. Go on! - WAILING COMES FROM BEHIND DOOR

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Yes, we made it!

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Ah!

0:06:16 > 0:06:19Sh! There's...

0:06:19 > 0:06:22there's somebody here.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39VOICES COME FROM TV

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Who are you?

0:06:42 > 0:06:46- The worst burglar in the world, that's who!- I'm no criminal!

0:06:46 > 0:06:48- I'm an estate agent.- A what?

0:06:48 > 0:06:51Jackie, they sell houses.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57Selling the house? But you can't. Where will we live?

0:07:00 > 0:07:03JIG PLAYS

0:07:09 > 0:07:13- He signed the papers. - I most certainly did not!

0:07:13 > 0:07:16..Did I?

0:07:16 > 0:07:19Look, I'll call my office.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Yeah, they'd be very interested

0:07:22 > 0:07:25to find out how cosy you've been!

0:07:25 > 0:07:29- Well, I can explain that. - Get out of my house, go on.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Go on, get out!

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Nice one, Grandpa.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Huh! Huh!

0:07:47 > 0:07:52- Hi, Lou! Come to get your surprise. - Surprise, what's he on about?

0:07:52 > 0:07:55Don't know, probably an idiotic...

0:07:55 > 0:07:57HE WHISPERS

0:07:57 > 0:08:02Louise, what you waiting for? Go to the lounge and get your surprise.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Justine?

0:08:04 > 0:08:06This will do.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Is...

0:08:13 > 0:08:16is something burning?

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Grandpa!

0:08:19 > 0:08:25- Hello, Norma, just getting a blaze going.- What, the entire house?

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Why does he keep calling you Norma?

0:08:31 > 0:08:34MAGICAL MUSIC PLAYS

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Michael?

0:08:40 > 0:08:43- SAY SOMETHING!- Wait, wait, wait!

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Hi, Louise.

0:08:46 > 0:08:50Um... I wanted you to hear something.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54He's gonna do it! He's gonna do it!

0:09:03 > 0:09:08# Lou...Lou...Lou

0:09:08 > 0:09:11# Lou...ise

0:09:13 > 0:09:17# Please don't tease I'm begging you, please

0:09:17 > 0:09:21# I'm down on my knees You're holding the keys

0:09:21 > 0:09:23# To my heart

0:09:25 > 0:09:29# Please, don't tease I'm begging you please

0:09:29 > 0:09:33# I'm down on my knees You're holding the keys

0:09:33 > 0:09:35# To my heart. #

0:09:45 > 0:09:48- Come on!- Voice of an angel!

0:09:48 > 0:09:51FEEDBACK WHISTLES

0:10:05 > 0:10:08- What have you done? - What have you done?

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Ahem!

0:10:20 > 0:10:23# Michael, Michael

0:10:23 > 0:10:27# Lend me a cycle. #

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Mmm! Mince and beans!

0:10:35 > 0:10:38Just like the old days, eh, Norma?

0:10:38 > 0:10:41For the last time! Her name isn't...

0:10:41 > 0:10:45KNOCK AT DOOR

0:10:49 > 0:10:53- It's Shelley.- What are you doing? - Letting her in.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56- I don't think so! - But your grandpa, he's...

0:10:56 > 0:10:59- He's not very well.- He's fine.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01He's just...tired.

0:11:01 > 0:11:05You open that door and I'll never talk to you again.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07Less earache for me, then!

0:11:07 > 0:11:11Hiya, Shelley. Come to join in our little sit-in?

0:11:11 > 0:11:12Whoa!

0:11:12 > 0:11:13Jackie!

0:11:16 > 0:11:19- Jackie.- Jackie!

0:11:19 > 0:11:23He's not going back to that home, OK? It's making him ill!

0:11:23 > 0:11:28- He was ill before, Jackie, you KNOW that.- He's all right.

0:11:28 > 0:11:32- He just gets...confused.- He thinks she's someone called Norma.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36Jackie's mum.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39My dad was the same way.

0:11:39 > 0:11:43- Your dad?- He had Alzheimer's disease - same as Jackie's grandpa.

0:11:43 > 0:11:47I looked after him for a long time until...

0:11:47 > 0:11:50- I couldn't cope any more. - Couldn't cope? You?

0:11:50 > 0:11:54- There's no need to be sarcastic. - I-I'm not.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Oh.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00You had to look after your dad?

0:12:00 > 0:12:02JACKIE UNBOLTS THE DOOR

0:12:06 > 0:12:09KNOCK AT DOOR

0:12:10 > 0:12:12Come to laugh at me again?

0:12:12 > 0:12:17I didn't laugh. Listen, I've got to go.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19I'm meeting my boyfriend.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24Oh...right.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27Hey, Lou. Was that top comedy or what?

0:12:27 > 0:12:30Actually, it was really sweet. Thanks, Michael.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35MAGICAL MUSIC PLAYS

0:12:43 > 0:12:47I don't regret a second of the time I spent looking after my dad.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49It's just...

0:12:49 > 0:12:52I missed out on being young.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55I don't want to be young.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57I want things how they used to be.

0:12:57 > 0:13:01Your grandpa can't look after you any more.

0:13:01 > 0:13:06He needs looking after, by people who really know what they're doing.

0:13:25 > 0:13:30Hayfever...creeps up on you when you least expect it.

0:13:34 > 0:13:39# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see my through

0:13:39 > 0:13:42- # And the fight won't get me down - No! No!

0:13:42 > 0:13:45# My dreams will turn things All around

0:13:45 > 0:13:49# With a smile upon my face I can see a better place

0:13:49 > 0:13:53- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!

0:13:53 > 0:13:56# Believe me now I will win some day. #