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0:00:05 > 0:00:10# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through

0:00:10 > 0:00:14- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!

0:00:14 > 0:00:18# Believe it now I will win some day. #

0:00:19 > 0:00:23'Good morning. It's going to be a lush day today.

0:00:23 > 0:00:26'And now news of our fantastic competition.

0:00:26 > 0:00:30'You'll need one token from our sponsor - Breckle Cereal.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32'Ring when you've got the answers,

0:00:32 > 0:00:36'and one lucky winner will get four tickets

0:00:36 > 0:00:40'to tonight's International Rock and Pop Awards.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43'OK, this is the first question.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46'Kylie Minogue has a fit sister. What is her name?'

0:00:46 > 0:00:49- ALL: Dannii Minogue! - I KNEW I had some.

0:00:49 > 0:00:54Mmm. Breckles! Don't look great.

0:00:54 > 0:00:58- Do not judge a book by its cover. - They don't taste great, either!

0:00:58 > 0:01:02Full of natural goodness. They strengthen your teeth.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Ow! Break them, more like!

0:01:04 > 0:01:07Oh, this is disgusting!

0:01:07 > 0:01:10I'll have these. You lot can collect your own tokens.

0:01:10 > 0:01:14Thanks, Lol. We need loads of Breckles.

0:01:14 > 0:01:19DOLLY: Get us some Breckles, Duke. You're the only one who's kind.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22About 17 boxes should do it.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25- OK, Duke?- I'll see what I can do.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28This is never gonna work.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32'We have a huge competition for you this morning

0:01:32 > 0:01:35'thanks to Breckle Cereal...'

0:01:35 > 0:01:39I was hoping you'd help me get through this paperwork.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42- 'Here's the second one...' - Elaine?

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Sorry?

0:01:47 > 0:01:50If anyone needs me, I'll be in the garden.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53' "..and I'm hungry like the wolf."

0:01:53 > 0:01:55'And how weird is that?

0:01:55 > 0:02:00'I'll be giving you the third and final question later this morning,

0:02:00 > 0:02:03'so stick around for this superb competition.'

0:02:05 > 0:02:09- RADIO PLAYS What happened?- They jumped me

0:02:09 > 0:02:12like ravenous wild animals.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Ooh!

0:02:27 > 0:02:32Just what I'm looking for. Thanks, Duke.

0:02:32 > 0:02:37Good. You've been listening. I need someone old and sad.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40D'you know the answer or not?

0:02:40 > 0:02:44I missed question one, but give me the answer

0:02:44 > 0:02:46on THIS piece of paper...

0:02:49 > 0:02:51..and you can have THIS.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54MUSIC: "Year 3000" by Busted

0:03:01 > 0:03:04# One day when I came home at lunchtime

0:03:04 > 0:03:08- # I heard a funny noise - Went out to find out if it was

0:03:08 > 0:03:10# One of those rough boys

0:03:10 > 0:03:13# Stood there with my neighbour called Peter

0:03:13 > 0:03:17- # And a Flux Capacitor - He told me he had a time... #

0:03:17 > 0:03:22- You don't think you've got a chance?!- As good a chance as you.

0:03:22 > 0:03:27- Bet you don't know the answer to question two.- Hard to remember -

0:03:27 > 0:03:29'80s music - an acquired taste.

0:03:29 > 0:03:33I've never even heard Duran Duran, but Lol's got it up here.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Shame YOU haven't! Thanks, Bouncer.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39'Here is the final question...' Shh! It's on.

0:03:39 > 0:03:44'It's Michael Jackson's favourite food. What is it?

0:03:44 > 0:03:49'Is it A - boring old spaghetti, B - even more boring tuna casserole,

0:03:49 > 0:03:53'or C - a scrumptious bowl of delicious Breckles?

0:03:53 > 0:03:57'Phone lines are open. We'll speak to someone in a moment.'

0:04:02 > 0:04:06- Breckles!- Oh, thanks, Crash.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Oh, money!

0:04:12 > 0:04:17- Off the phone now!- She'd love to talk to you. It's Cam from New York.

0:04:18 > 0:04:22I've got so much to tell you, but not now. See you!

0:04:29 > 0:04:34'We've a caller who thinks they've got the answers. What is your name?

0:04:34 > 0:04:37- 'Tracy Beaker. - Hi, Tracy. How old are you?

0:04:37 > 0:04:43- 'Easily old enough to go to concerts like this.- Is that right?!

0:04:43 > 0:04:47'Tracy, let's rock'n'roll. Let's have question number one.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51'..That is the correct answer. This is the second...'

0:04:51 > 0:04:54I can't believe I couldn't get through.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56'Duran Duran.'

0:04:56 > 0:05:00Tracy's on the radio. 'Well done, Tracy.'

0:05:00 > 0:05:04ELAINE: How did she know that? 'Now it's time for the biggie.'

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Come on, Tracy!

0:05:06 > 0:05:09- Hayley!- Sorry.

0:05:09 > 0:05:15- 'Are you feeling nervous?- No way! - It's the third and final question.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18'Michael Jackson's favourite food is A - boring spaghetti,

0:05:18 > 0:05:23'B - boring tuna casserole, or C - a bowl of delicious Breckles?

0:05:23 > 0:05:28- 'C - your sponsor...' - Where is Tracy Beaker?- Sh-h!

0:05:28 > 0:05:32- MICHAEL: In the office. - Right.- It's a fix.

0:05:32 > 0:05:36ALL: Crash! I think she's done it.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39'Congratulations to Tracy Beaker!'

0:05:39 > 0:05:42- Yes! - 'Awards tonight - you're going.

0:05:42 > 0:05:46'Let's have some more music for you now.'

0:06:00 > 0:06:04- What are you doing in here? - I've won! I'm going to the awards.

0:06:04 > 0:06:08- You need permission to use that phone.- Sorry about that.

0:06:08 > 0:06:12But, hey, I won! I've won! I've won!

0:06:12 > 0:06:13I've won!

0:06:13 > 0:06:18Bad luck, Lol. Perhaps you can have one of the tickets,

0:06:18 > 0:06:23but then perhaps not. There are other people I have to consider.

0:06:23 > 0:06:27Bouncer. ..Maybe not.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Michael. ..Oh, definitely not.

0:06:29 > 0:06:33Jackie, would you like to come? One down, two to go.

0:06:33 > 0:06:37- Crash?- No way. I'm not supporting Breckles.- Fine.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Ah!

0:06:39 > 0:06:44- JACKIE: Tracy, are you all right? - Of course. Too many Breckles.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47Someone mature should go with her.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49I'm certainly not going with Tracy.

0:06:49 > 0:06:54- I'm not sure that she should be allowed to go at all.- I-I could...

0:06:54 > 0:06:58- There are things I need to sort out.- What is it, Hayley?

0:06:58 > 0:07:03- I'm Tracy's slave. She's giving me a ticket.- Get me a chair.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14That won't be necessary.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17You can go now, Hayley.

0:07:17 > 0:07:21OK. Let's talk tactics. What time am I leaving?

0:07:21 > 0:07:24This phone is out of bounds, as well you know.

0:07:24 > 0:07:29All the children wanted to win, but none of them broke any house rules.

0:07:31 > 0:07:36- However, we have decided to let you go to the concert.- Yes!

0:07:36 > 0:07:40- There are things we need to straighten out first.- Like what?

0:07:40 > 0:07:44I'm going to draw lots to see who goes with you.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Elaine has agreed to accompany you.

0:07:48 > 0:07:49Elaine!

0:07:49 > 0:07:52Thank you, Shelley. Thank you.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Well done...Michael!

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Yes! Yes! Yes! Thanks, Shelley.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24DUKE: And the second one is...

0:08:24 > 0:08:27- Dolly!- Yes! Yes! Yes!

0:08:27 > 0:08:31Thanks(!) It'll be the worst night of my life.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34- If you don't want to go... - I didn't say that.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Come on, Tracy. We're waiting.

0:09:00 > 0:09:04- Hey, nice shades! - Get off!

0:09:04 > 0:09:07- Is everyone ready to rock and roll? - ALL: Hey!

0:09:07 > 0:09:12- Tracy, are you all right?- Yeah. - You look very pale.- Mmm.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Come on. Let's wave them off.

0:09:21 > 0:09:26- Tracy?- Tracy?- Tracy? Tracy, are you all right?

0:09:26 > 0:09:28- Tracy?- Tracy?

0:09:28 > 0:09:34'Good morning. It's eight o'clock. It's gonna be absolutely lush today.

0:09:34 > 0:09:39'So, come on. Get up. We have some quality tunes coming your way...'

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Good morning, Tracy. How are you feeling?

0:09:54 > 0:09:59- Take it easy. You're in hospital. - Don't cry. You'll be fine.

0:09:59 > 0:10:03- They've taken your appendix out. - What?!

0:10:12 > 0:10:17- "Dear Tracy...I don't know what to say, but..."- Give it to me.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Have you finished yet, boys?

0:10:20 > 0:10:24Good. And remember, when you visit her in hospital,

0:10:24 > 0:10:27don't go on about how brilliant the concert was.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30It might make her jealous. Just play it cool. OK?

0:10:34 > 0:10:36"Dear Tracy, we all miss you.

0:10:36 > 0:10:40"Get well soon. We can't wait to have you back"?!

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Can I cross out that last bit?

0:10:43 > 0:10:46Of course, this is the second time

0:10:46 > 0:10:49- they've taken my appendix out. - You've only got ONE.

0:10:49 > 0:10:54I was sent home before they could do the first one. I had an infection...

0:10:54 > 0:10:56in my NOSE.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59Mmm, that's nice(!)

0:10:59 > 0:11:03You'll find it starts to hurt today. After a couple of days,

0:11:03 > 0:11:08- you get used to it. Want to see my scar?- No, thanks(!)

0:11:09 > 0:11:13Tracy! Oh, how are you?

0:11:14 > 0:11:16So, you went, then?

0:11:16 > 0:11:19Thanks, Tracy. I took your ticket.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21You lot went to the awards?

0:11:21 > 0:11:24We got you loads of presents.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Wicked! You lot went to the awards?

0:11:26 > 0:11:32It... It was actually quite dull in parts. You wouldn't have liked it.

0:11:32 > 0:11:38- I think I saw you on TV.- Really? - Yes. You were dancing at the front.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40I was! That was me! How did I look?

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Kind of goofy.

0:11:42 > 0:11:46- It was absolutely brilliant! - Elaine danced with everyone!

0:11:46 > 0:11:49We went backstage! We were treated like royalty.

0:11:49 > 0:11:53Don't forget, you're supposed to be visiting me.

0:11:53 > 0:11:58I'm tired. You'd better go - in case I become infectious.

0:12:07 > 0:12:11BOTH: # Tracy's sick, Tracy's bad Tracy collapsed and she went mad

0:12:11 > 0:12:14# Doc cut her up with sticks Took away her appendix. #

0:12:14 > 0:12:17See you soon. We miss you.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19Come on.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23- Cool cakes, Tracy.- Here!

0:12:23 > 0:12:26Have 'em! They'll make you even fatter.

0:12:28 > 0:12:29What?!

0:12:32 > 0:12:37- Guess what's for lunch?- We can't eat those. They're disgusting.

0:12:37 > 0:12:41Shelley says, "No more food until the Breckles are gone."

0:12:41 > 0:12:45- They're full of goodness. - I told you this wouldn't work!

0:12:46 > 0:12:49TOY BEEPS: "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"

0:12:49 > 0:12:51(Psst! Psst!)

0:12:51 > 0:12:53- (Tracy!)- What?!

0:12:53 > 0:12:56- There's someone else. - Tell them to bog off.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59Bog off!

0:12:59 > 0:13:02Hi, Tracy.

0:13:02 > 0:13:06Cam! I thought you were in New York.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Not any more. Ah!

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Ow!

0:13:10 > 0:13:12- Oh, sorry.- It's OK.

0:13:16 > 0:13:21- I caught the first plane, I was so worried about you.- I've missed you.

0:13:21 > 0:13:25- I've missed you, too. - This is better than anything.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Um, Cam...

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Is that for me?

0:13:36 > 0:13:41Subtitles by Sally Davies BBC Broadcast 2003

0:13:41 > 0:13:44E-mail us at subtitling@bbc.co.uk