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0:00:05 > 0:00:10# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through

0:00:10 > 0:00:14- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!

0:00:14 > 0:00:18# Believe me now I will win someday. #

0:00:28 > 0:00:30Paint!

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Tracy.

0:00:32 > 0:00:33Tracy?

0:00:33 > 0:00:35What are you doing?

0:00:38 > 0:00:41Ta-da!

0:00:41 > 0:00:44What have you done to my living room?!

0:00:44 > 0:00:47OUR living room. Artistic, huh?

0:00:49 > 0:00:53It looks like an explosion in a paint factory.

0:00:53 > 0:00:58Aw, thanks. Without me, this place would be in Boring Times Monthly.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01I like boring. Put it back.

0:01:01 > 0:01:05Oh! But I spent all my pocket money on paint to surprise you!

0:01:05 > 0:01:07The surprise bit worked.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22It was a nice thought.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25And I was getting out of your hair so you could do your article.

0:01:25 > 0:01:30I'm sorry, but if I don't get it finished today, I'm history.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Why don't you go out with a friend for an hour or two?

0:01:33 > 0:01:36- I haven't got any. - Of course you have!

0:01:36 > 0:01:39All the kids at the Dumping Ground, for a start.

0:01:39 > 0:01:44They're not my friends. They haven't even come to see me here.

0:01:44 > 0:01:48YOU could pop round and see them at their new place.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52No way! I spent half my life trying to escape from dumping grounds.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54In case you hadn't noticed(!)

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Tracy...

0:01:56 > 0:02:00you DID invite the kids round to visit you, didn't you?

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Of course I did!

0:02:03 > 0:02:07KIDS CHORUS: Bye, Tracy! We'll miss you.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Do come and see us. But don't expect to find us in.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13LOSERS!

0:02:15 > 0:02:17I DID invite them.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Sort of.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Look, I shouldn't be too much longer.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Try and find something USEFUL to do.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Well, monsters, welcome to paradise.

0:02:34 > 0:02:40Oh, wow! It's that cool in here. ALL TALK TOGETHER

0:02:40 > 0:02:44- Did you tell Tracy we were moving? - Yes. She's got the new address.

0:02:44 > 0:02:48They might have lost it. She might have gone to the old place.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51- Fat chance(!)- What do you mean?

0:02:51 > 0:02:55She doesn't want to mix with us, or she'd have come to see us by now.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Tracy is not like that.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Everyone's like that with care kids.

0:03:00 > 0:03:05You're gonna break my heart! Come on, let's find our bedrooms.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09..I'll let you have an hour, if you want to go round and see Tracy.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11She's only round the corner.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Forward!

0:03:27 > 0:03:32Now, I know it all looks big and scary but you'll soon feel at home.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Sid, we're here!

0:03:37 > 0:03:40BOYS: Argh!

0:03:40 > 0:03:43They've come to stay. This is...

0:03:43 > 0:03:44- Roxy.- Chantal.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47- Rio.- ALL: Well Hard.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50Let's get unpacked.

0:03:52 > 0:03:56Just wait here a moment, please. ..A quick word in my office.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Duke! Staff meeting.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05This place is gonna be another pushover.

0:04:05 > 0:04:09Just like the last one - no challenge.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11We'll have them for breakfast.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14KIDS: Argh!

0:04:22 > 0:04:26What we needed was a new care worker, not more kids.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29- Especially THOSE kids. - You don't even know them.

0:04:29 > 0:04:33I saw them in action once, when I was visiting another care home.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Oh!

0:04:35 > 0:04:37That was enough.

0:04:37 > 0:04:41They've got...a few... behavioural problems.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45- Huh!- They were dumped on me without warning.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48- I've nowhere else to take the poor little mites.- Africa!

0:04:48 > 0:04:50No, Australia's further away,

0:04:50 > 0:04:55- and they're used to wrestling crocodiles.- That's enough!

0:04:55 > 0:04:59- We can't refuse them care.- I resign.- Duke, you're overreacting.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02They're just children who need our patience and guidance,

0:05:02 > 0:05:05- which is what we're here to give. - Yes!

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Oops! Careful! >

0:05:14 > 0:05:17- Right, you three... - Patience. Guidance.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Remember?

0:05:20 > 0:05:24Why don't you pop upstairs and see which rooms are left?

0:05:37 > 0:05:40Oh!

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Yeuch!

0:05:42 > 0:05:46- Boring enough for you? - Where did you get that colour?

0:05:46 > 0:05:50- I mixed up the leftovers. Do you like it?- For goodness sake!

0:05:50 > 0:05:52If you're that bored, call them.

0:06:00 > 0:06:05You're such a wuss. Me?! What about you?

0:06:05 > 0:06:07All right, I'm a wuss, too.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Godzilla would be a wuss against the Well-Hards.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13I remember the last time we were in care with them.

0:06:13 > 0:06:17I'm not taking any more, OK? We're gonna stand up to them this time.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19We are?

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Yeah. Yeah, we are.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23We're older than them... and bigger.

0:06:23 > 0:06:27You could flatten six bad lads with your little finger.

0:06:40 > 0:06:41Yeah!

0:06:41 > 0:06:46So we're gonna go and let 'em know who's in charge here.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48They don't stand a chance. Yeah.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55ARGH!

0:06:59 > 0:07:01What are you doing?

0:07:04 > 0:07:07THIS is a Well-Hard's room.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10A Well-Hard's room. Of course it is.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Sorry, we'll just tidy it up.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Oi!

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Pass me an egg, Marco.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Pass us an egg, Chantal.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Oops(!)

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Right!

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Hey! Hey!

0:07:43 > 0:07:46- Stop it!- Hey!

0:07:46 > 0:07:49STOP IT!

0:07:53 > 0:07:56- She's beautiful. - She's my favourite.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00- I had to leave my dollies behind. - Oh!- Oh!

0:08:03 > 0:08:06- You can play with this one. - Oh, thanks.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09..Dolly, would you like a drink?

0:08:12 > 0:08:16Dolly's all dirty. Let's wash her!

0:08:24 > 0:08:27Uh-oh. Another terrible accident(!)

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Bye-bye, Dolly.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37Get the duster, Rio. ..Be careful with that, Crash.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43(Crash!)

0:08:46 > 0:08:50- That's my computer.- Oh, dear. No wonder they call him Crash.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Yeah!

0:09:06 > 0:09:07Cam?

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Help!

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Help.

0:09:12 > 0:09:13Help.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16Help. Help.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Loser!

0:09:24 > 0:09:27ALL: Loser!

0:09:29 > 0:09:34- We'll watch this one.- Marco, watch it later. I'm trying to set it up.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Hey! Give it back.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Give me those sweets.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Marco, don't!

0:09:46 > 0:09:48No!

0:09:58 > 0:10:01No-one hits our sister. You're dead meat.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Crash, what are you doing?

0:10:06 > 0:10:08He hit me.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21One...

0:10:21 > 0:10:23two...

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Oh, forget it.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41What's the matter with you?

0:10:41 > 0:10:45We must stick together, show them what we're made of, take control.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48- Let's get Tracy. She'll know what to do.- ALL: Yeah!

0:10:48 > 0:10:52If she can't be bothered to visit us, she won't come and save us.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55But...she only lives around the corner now,

0:10:55 > 0:10:58in that nice, big...

0:10:59 > 0:11:02..safe, roomy flat. Let's go! KIDS: Yeah!

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Come back. Chickens!

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Where do you think you're going?

0:11:19 > 0:11:23Sid, Duke, we'd like to apologise for our behaviour earlier.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25It was very...immature.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29- Oh.- May we go out in the garden

0:11:29 > 0:11:32and have a big think about how we can do better?

0:11:33 > 0:11:36Yes. That should be OK.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43Why am I even more scared now?

0:11:44 > 0:11:46724...

0:11:47 > 0:11:49725...

0:11:51 > 0:11:527... 7...

0:11:52 > 0:11:54No friends, huh?

0:11:54 > 0:11:58ALL SHOUT AT ONCE

0:11:58 > 0:12:02They're so mean. Crash isn't coming.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04He thinks you don't like him.

0:12:05 > 0:12:09I wasn't looking for Crash. I just...thought I heard the postman.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12- Yeah(!)- Tracy...

0:12:12 > 0:12:16- can we stay?- All: Yes! - Oh, well, I am very busy.

0:12:16 > 0:12:20- Please, Tracy. We can't go home. - It's been taken over by aliens.

0:12:20 > 0:12:26- ALL: Please, Tracy.- There's no escaping from you lot!- NO!

0:12:37 > 0:12:40WELL-HARDS SCREAM

0:12:40 > 0:12:43And you've left Crash alone with these monsters?! Who are you?

0:12:43 > 0:12:46Cowards Incorporated?!

0:12:47 > 0:12:48Well?

0:12:49 > 0:12:51Loser!

0:12:51 > 0:12:53Get down here now, you coward.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57You're a little wimp!

0:12:57 > 0:12:59KNOCK ON WINDOW

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Chicken!

0:13:02 > 0:13:06KIDS CHORUS: Save Crash. Destroy the Well-Hards!

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Save Crash. Destroy the Well-Hards!

0:13:08 > 0:13:13Save Crash. Destroy the Well-Hards! Save Crash. Destroy the Well-Hards!

0:13:13 > 0:13:17- I'm Tracy Beaker.- YEAH! - You might have heard of me.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19CHARGE!

0:13:24 > 0:13:27No flipping! There's plenty more action coming now!

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Oh, that's not it, you stupid computer!

0:13:31 > 0:13:34Um, Earth to Tracy - it can't hear you.

0:13:34 > 0:13:40- What's wrong?- I'm trying to find Bouncer a present for his birthday.

0:13:40 > 0:13:44- That's tomorrow.- So? I can have it delivered in time...

0:13:44 > 0:13:46if it wasn't so expensive.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49That's 42-inch plasma TVs for you.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51I wanted to get something special,

0:13:51 > 0:13:55something none of the other kids would have bought him.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15- How much have you got to spend? - £3.26.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20- Leave it with me.- OK.

0:14:24 > 0:14:25What are you doing?

0:14:25 > 0:14:27- Go away.- Touchy!

0:14:32 > 0:14:36Lol, I've got the new Linkin Park CD.

0:14:36 > 0:14:40- Want to come to my room for a listen?- You what?

0:14:40 > 0:14:46You're the only person who likes them. You're more...sophisticated.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49- It's been said. - So, what's going on?

0:14:49 > 0:14:53Bouncer's in there with Sid. That's the third time this week.

0:14:53 > 0:14:57- He says it's about his birthday, but he's lying.- How do you know?

0:14:57 > 0:15:01When he lies, he does this weird flapping thing with his arms...

0:15:01 > 0:15:05Thanks. I'll think it over. ..Were you listening?

0:15:05 > 0:15:10- No. Why, you got something to hide? - No.- What were you talking about?

0:15:10 > 0:15:12Just, er, my birthday and stuff.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15- Well, what sort of stuff?- Stuff!

0:15:15 > 0:15:19I don't have to explain myself to you.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25OK, what's happening?

0:15:25 > 0:15:29- Lol's really mad at Bouncer. - Great! This could be our chance.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31To do what?

0:15:31 > 0:15:36Take over this place. We get him on our side, we'd be untouchable.

0:15:36 > 0:15:40- All we're lacking is a bit of muscle.- So what are these?

0:15:40 > 0:15:44Sparrow's kneecaps compared to Bouncer.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57You're not sitting with Lol, then?

0:15:57 > 0:16:01- Mind your own.- I understand - you've got a right to your privacy.

0:16:01 > 0:16:05- You're dead right! I wish other people thought that.- What was that?

0:16:05 > 0:16:09- You heard!- So you've not made up with Bouncer yet?- No.

0:16:09 > 0:16:13- Not until he tells what's going on with Sid.- I know how you feel.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15Roxy never tells me anything.

0:16:15 > 0:16:19- It's not how family should treat each other.- No.

0:16:19 > 0:16:23- If you've got something to say... - Don't let him get to you.- Keep out!

0:16:23 > 0:16:28- Don't take it out on her!- Or what? - Oi! That's enough! What's going on?

0:16:28 > 0:16:31Don't ask me - ask my baby brother.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33Lol...

0:16:35 > 0:16:38He'll get over it.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43OWL HOOTS

0:16:44 > 0:16:46BURP!

0:17:17 > 0:17:21That's the trouble with ordering over the phone.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Do you think anyone will notice?

0:17:23 > 0:17:27Either those balloons aren't right or Bouncer's older than he looks.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30Don't worry. I'll see what I can do.

0:17:30 > 0:17:35I could do with a hand putting up this bunting. Where's Roxy and Chantal and Crash?

0:17:35 > 0:17:38THEY LAUGH

0:17:38 > 0:17:41- What's funny?- Nothing.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Wide load coming through!

0:17:46 > 0:17:49THEY GIGGLE

0:17:51 > 0:17:55LOUD CLANGING

0:17:58 > 0:18:00What's he doing in there?

0:18:00 > 0:18:04Professor Crash is developing a deadly robot

0:18:04 > 0:18:09which is designed to chase and destroy all small girls.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11- Rubbish!- You want a demonstration?

0:18:11 > 0:18:14- Yeah.- Are you sure?

0:18:14 > 0:18:18- Course! We're not scared. - Then step back, ladies.

0:18:20 > 0:18:24Professor Crash, release the monster!

0:18:25 > 0:18:27Destroy all girls!

0:18:27 > 0:18:29Destroy all girls!

0:18:29 > 0:18:31GIRLS WAIL

0:18:32 > 0:18:36Destroy all girls! Destroy all girls!

0:18:44 > 0:18:49- That should keep them out of the way.- Affirmative, Professor Crash.

0:18:56 > 0:19:00- ALL: Happy birthday! - Happy birthday, Bouncer.

0:19:00 > 0:19:04- Thank you. - I made this. I made this.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07Yes, and we know how.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09Happy birthday, Bouncer.

0:19:09 > 0:19:13- Here's a little something for you. - Thank you, Elaine.- Welcome.

0:19:13 > 0:19:16Thanks, Duke. ..What's this?

0:19:19 > 0:19:22Wow! This is great! Thanks, Roxy.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24Oh, that's cool.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27- Hang on, that's mine.- Shut up!

0:19:27 > 0:19:31- Why didn't you give him yours? - It's always about you, isn't it?

0:19:31 > 0:19:33BURP!

0:19:40 > 0:19:44Isn't there something you want to say to your brother, Lol?

0:19:44 > 0:19:47No. ..Ha, pardon me!

0:19:49 > 0:19:53- Not got a card for your brother, then?- Must have slipped my mind(!)

0:19:53 > 0:19:58- That's really mean. - It's all right, Roxy.

0:19:58 > 0:20:01Happy birthday!

0:20:03 > 0:20:07OK, is this a birthday or a funeral?

0:20:07 > 0:20:11OK, I can see we're going to need some Beaker magic in here.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21OK, my present's in the games room.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23Be prepared to be seriously amazed.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38After you, Roxy.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42After you, Chantal.

0:20:53 > 0:20:57- Oh, wow! Thanks, Tracy! - That's smashing.

0:20:57 > 0:21:01- Amazing!- It's really good. - Happy birthday, Bouncer.

0:21:07 > 0:21:11Right, then, who wants to play?

0:21:11 > 0:21:16- Me, me!- You and me, champ! Or do you need to ask Sid if that's OK first?

0:21:16 > 0:21:19No way. Game on, bro!

0:21:28 > 0:21:30Goal!

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Goal!

0:21:39 > 0:21:41Goal!

0:21:41 > 0:21:44- Yes, champion!- I wasn't ready!

0:21:44 > 0:21:48- What? No way!- So you're a cheat as well as a liar, is it, Bounce?

0:21:48 > 0:21:54- Calm down.- Come on, you boys are going to have to sort this out.

0:21:54 > 0:21:59Nice work, Beaker. Proper home-wrecker, aren't you?

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Yes! It works!

0:22:15 > 0:22:18It works, I tell you!

0:22:18 > 0:22:20Oops...

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Bouncer!

0:22:28 > 0:22:31Bouncer!

0:22:31 > 0:22:36- Hello.- Do you mind?- I made birthday tea at the Wendy house.- Oh.

0:22:36 > 0:22:40- He's got better things to do than play house with you.- No, it's OK.

0:22:40 > 0:22:45Thanks, Hayley. ..I'll only be a minute.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52I made cakes and lemonade.

0:22:52 > 0:22:54Thanks. For me, for my birthday?

0:22:54 > 0:22:57- Mm-hm.- Cor, thanks.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59Just get in here, yeah?

0:23:02 > 0:23:05- Tracy, let us out! - Not until you two sort things out.

0:23:05 > 0:23:10- I'll kill you, Tracy.- Not from in there, you won't.- This isn't funny.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13- Shout what you like - it won't help.- Oh!

0:23:13 > 0:23:15MUFFLED SHOUTING

0:23:22 > 0:23:26You were out of order calling me a cheat earlier. It was a good goal.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28Like I was talking about football!

0:23:28 > 0:23:33- Are you sore about my chats with Sid?- No, I don't like your hair(!)

0:23:33 > 0:23:38- I've told you, we were talking about my birthday.- Stop lying to me!- OK.

0:23:38 > 0:23:42You want to know what it's about? I might be leaving. You happy now?

0:23:48 > 0:23:51Is Bounce in there?

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Might be.

0:23:53 > 0:23:57I think you've done enough stirring.

0:23:57 > 0:24:01I don't know what you mean. I just want to be there for Bouncer.

0:24:01 > 0:24:05- Really?- He's the first person in this place who's been nice to me.

0:24:05 > 0:24:09- I don't make friends as easily as you.- Are you jealous of me?

0:24:09 > 0:24:13Of course. You're the popular, attractive one. Lovely hair.

0:24:13 > 0:24:17Oh, I'm really quite touched(!) Just a second.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26What?

0:24:26 > 0:24:29Just looking for flying pigs(!)

0:24:29 > 0:24:32- You think you're so smart! - Smarter than you, yes.

0:24:32 > 0:24:36When are you going to get it through that thick head of yours,

0:24:36 > 0:24:40you're nothing round here any more. I'm queen now.

0:24:40 > 0:24:43Cup of tea, Queenie(?)

0:24:48 > 0:24:54Now I'm 16, Sid says I have to think about moving to a halfway house.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56- Why didn't you say?- I was scared.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58- Of what?- Of hurting you.

0:24:58 > 0:25:03We've always been together. I don't know if you can hack it without me.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05Or if I can hack it without you.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09- So, you going to go?- I don't know.

0:25:09 > 0:25:13I've got to grow up sometime, haven't I?

0:25:13 > 0:25:17I'm 16 and I'm sitting in a Wendy house.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19You should have said something.

0:25:27 > 0:25:32Look, whatever you decide to do, I'll be right behind you.

0:25:32 > 0:25:38- Thanks, bruv.- I only let you win at football cos it was your birthday.

0:25:38 > 0:25:43- You think you could take me on?- With one arm and blindfolded!- Re-match!

0:25:45 > 0:25:47Bouncer! Bouncer! Bouncer!

0:25:47 > 0:25:49What is it?

0:25:49 > 0:25:52Got you a present.

0:25:52 > 0:25:55Ta-da!

0:25:55 > 0:25:57Nice one.

0:25:57 > 0:26:02- A rocket? What about the killer robot?- Yeah?- It's been destroyed.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05Thanks, Crash - it's great.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08I thought you'd want your birthday to go with a bang.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11- Can I let it off? - No. ..This is your day.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14Thank you.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19Ready?

0:26:19 > 0:26:21Go!

0:26:21 > 0:26:24ALL CHEER

0:26:30 > 0:26:33INAUDIBLE

0:26:33 > 0:26:35ALL: Run!

0:26:35 > 0:26:38THUMP!

0:26:38 > 0:26:40Whoops!

0:26:40 > 0:26:43- Cracking!- There you go.

0:26:43 > 0:26:47I suppose it's the thought that counts.

0:26:47 > 0:26:51# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see my through

0:26:51 > 0:26:54- # And the fight won't get me down - No! No!

0:26:54 > 0:26:56# My dreams will turn things All around

0:26:56 > 0:27:00# With a smile upon my face I can see a better place

0:27:00 > 0:27:03- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!

0:27:03 > 0:27:07# Believe me now I will win some day. #