0:00:06 > 0:00:09# I can make my world come true
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# All my dreams will see me through
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Doesn't matter what may come my way
0:00:14 > 0:00:18# Believe me now, I will win some day! #
0:00:21 > 0:00:23(D-oh!)
0:00:26 > 0:00:30- Looks like the pressure's getting to someone.- Like your front teeth?
0:00:33 > 0:00:37Oh! You put me off! I'd have beaten him if you hadn't have put me off!
0:00:37 > 0:00:40- You tell her, Rio!- I didn't do anything!- I won, fair and square.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42You didn't! Jackie put me off!
0:00:42 > 0:00:44- Put a sock in it!- Typical Wellard.
0:00:44 > 0:00:45Bad loser.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48- Oh, come on, lads.- Go on, Crash!
0:00:48 > 0:00:51EVERYONE SHOUTS Rio! Rio! Rio!
0:00:52 > 0:00:55- Crash, my office.- But...!- Now!
0:00:58 > 0:01:03Isn't it about time you started using your brain before your fists?
0:01:03 > 0:01:05He'll have to find it first!
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- Don't let them get to you. - Yeah, they're losers, Rio. Losers.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36- She put me off!- Face facts, Rio.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40- When it comes to games...well, well, you're just rubbish!- Shut it!
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Shut it or I'll...
0:01:42 > 0:01:44You'll what? Report me to Elaine?
0:01:44 > 0:01:45Oh, Rio, I'm so scared(!)
0:01:45 > 0:01:50You'll be laughing on the other side of your face, when I tell my dad what you said.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54When my dad gets out of prison, I'm going to tell him about you.
0:01:54 > 0:02:01And when he finds you, you're gonna be sorry, very sorry, you ever made a fool out of me.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03- You're bluffing.- He isn't.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06- Rio's dad is a very...- Very...
0:02:06 > 0:02:08..nasty piece of work.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Ask the last man he put in hospital.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Rio started it. It wasn't my fault!
0:02:18 > 0:02:22Crash, I haven't called you in here to talk about Rio.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24You've got a letter.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26It's from your dad.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49- What are you doing?- Looking for spiders. What are YOU doing?
0:02:49 > 0:02:51I'm looking for my chocolate cake.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55If I didn't know any better, I'd say it had been...
0:02:56 > 0:02:58stolen.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Don't let Rio wind you up.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08He's bad news.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10- Who's the letter from?- My dad.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13- Isn't he in...?- No. He's out.
0:03:13 > 0:03:18- He wants me to write to him. - Are you going to?- Why should I?
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- But he's your... - It's no big deal, is it?
0:03:23 > 0:03:25You say it was a chocolate cake?
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Yes, Marco.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31- When did you last see it? - This morning.
0:03:31 > 0:03:36I'm going to have to take your fingerprints, for the investigation.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Hmm, interesting.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00- I was thinking... - That makes a change.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03- Rio's dad...- Spit it out, lollipop.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Why is he in jail?
0:04:09 > 0:04:13Um, er...teacher abuse. Rio's teacher gave him a detention,
0:04:13 > 0:04:17so his dad tied him to the seat with sticky tape.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18That's not so bad, is it?
0:04:18 > 0:04:21It is when it's the last day before the summer holidays.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23They found him...
0:04:23 > 0:04:25six weeks later.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28What was she banging on about?
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Rio's dad. He's a right hard case.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- No wonder he's in jail.- Jail?
0:04:44 > 0:04:50- Ergh!- The sooner someone fosters you weirdos, the better.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58- What's wrong with you?- Nothing.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02The only reason you won was cos Jackie put me off.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Darts, football, pool...
0:05:04 > 0:05:07I'd thrash you. Anywhere, anytime...
0:05:10 > 0:05:12- What you reading?- Get off!
0:05:12 > 0:05:16- Weirdo.- Game of pool?
0:05:16 > 0:05:20But...I don't want you throwing a wobbler when I beat you again, OK?
0:05:22 > 0:05:23As if!
0:05:25 > 0:05:29- What are you doing?- Investigating the Mystery of the Stolen Cake.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31I could help you...for a price.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35I'm an expert in thieves. Rio's dad's a thief - puppies.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43He snatches cute little doggies when their owners aren't looking.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Then he tries to sell 'em.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49And the ones nobody wants, well...
0:05:49 > 0:05:52GRRRRRR!
0:05:52 > 0:05:54- What does he do?! - When the cops caught him,
0:05:54 > 0:05:58- he was boiling up a big bowl of puppy soup...- Stop it!
0:05:58 > 0:06:01- I'm only telling him about Rio's dad!- You're frightening him!
0:06:01 > 0:06:04It's a true story.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Red ball...bottom left pocket.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15- Yes! Said I was good, didn't I? - Did your dad teach you?
0:06:15 > 0:06:18- He gave me a few tips. - I don't remember much about my dad.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Why? Is he dead?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23No. He was in jail for ages.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Jail?
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Yeah. Like yours. Er, Rio...?
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Your shot.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36What d'you want now, freak-boy?
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- Roxy said Rio's dad's in jail for stealing.- So?
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- Did he ever steal cakes? - Yeah. The police caught him
0:06:42 > 0:06:45with two doughnuts and a jam sponge hidden in his pockets.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49- Really? - No! Rio's dad was a big-time thief!
0:06:51 > 0:06:54He used to break into the world's biggest banks.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57He'd be flown in by helicopter in the dead of night,
0:06:57 > 0:07:00and blow open safes with dynamite to get at the money.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07He's in jail for stealing GOLD bars, not Mars bars.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12But I thought he was...
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Chantal? A word?
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Wey-hey! No hard feelings, eh?
0:07:20 > 0:07:24You didn't know you were playing a champion. I know loads of tricks.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Did your dad teach you those, too?
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Er, yeah.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32- There's one where you line up the reds...- Do you ever hear from him?
0:07:32 > 0:07:36- Sometimes. Another game? - Do you write to him in jail?- Erm...
0:07:36 > 0:07:39I'll go and see if Duke's got any chalk.
0:07:47 > 0:07:52- Very cosy.- I thought you couldn't stand him.- He... He's all right.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56- That's not what you said earlier. - Crash is OK! Leave him alone!
0:08:00 > 0:08:03I've been looking for you everywhere.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Do you want to break?
0:08:06 > 0:08:09- Erm, I'm sort of playing with someone.- Who?
0:08:09 > 0:08:13- Duke hasn't got any chalk, but... - Him! But you hate him!- Oi!
0:08:13 > 0:08:16- If you don't mind, we're busy. - It's boys stuff...
0:08:16 > 0:08:18y'know?
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Hey! What are you doing?
0:08:26 > 0:08:30- Looking for the stolen chocolate cake. You're the prime suspect.- Why?
0:08:31 > 0:08:34It's probably in there.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37You cheeky...! Come here!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41I think it's in the drawer.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Quick, then, before Sid comes back.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47- A-ha!- What?
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Feeling hungry?
0:08:50 > 0:08:52If I had a penny for every time I'd heard that!
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- KNOCK ON THE DOOR - Yes?
0:09:00 > 0:09:04I'm investigating the Mystery of the Stolen Cake.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Well, I can assure you it's not in here...
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- Shall we try the garden?- Mm-hm.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18How's the investigation going?
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Rubbish. No-one will help me with my enquiries.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23I haven't even questioned Crash yet.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- He's playing pool with his new friend, Rio.- Rio?
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Who'd want to be friends with him?
0:09:28 > 0:09:32- He's horrible!- I think it's because Rio's dad's in jail,
0:09:32 > 0:09:35so Crash thinks they've got something in common.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Rio's dad sounds even worse than Rio!
0:09:37 > 0:09:41Chantal says he's in jail for robbing banks. And he nicks puppies.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- Jackie, I haven't got X-ray vision. - Yeah. Shift your big bum.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51- Rio's dad... - What about him?- Why is he in prison?
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Cos the police caught him, stupid!
0:09:53 > 0:09:57- For stealing?- Yeah. What's it got to do with YOU anyway?
0:09:57 > 0:10:01Stealing?! You said Rio's dad was in prison for teacher abuse!
0:10:01 > 0:10:03- He stole dogs as well. - And robbed banks?
0:10:03 > 0:10:07Rio's dad isn't even in jail at all!
0:10:09 > 0:10:14- What's going on?- Rio lied about his dad being in prison.- I haven't!
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- Then why is your dad in jail? - You don't have to tell them!
0:10:17 > 0:10:21- If he hasn't got anything to hide, he'll tell us.- Well, spit it out!
0:10:23 > 0:10:25My dad's in jail...
0:10:25 > 0:10:27because...
0:10:28 > 0:10:31..because...he stole...
0:10:31 > 0:10:35he stole a car...and...
0:10:35 > 0:10:38he drove it to this big bank, and then he, um, went inside,
0:10:38 > 0:10:40and nicked all this stuff, um...
0:10:40 > 0:10:45stuff, you know, from the safe, um, money and jewels and, um,
0:10:45 > 0:10:46money and stuff.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50Everything, he stole everything in the whole place. The lot.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Dad didn't flinch, not even when the big, angry guard dogs
0:10:53 > 0:10:57started growling and showing their teeth! Grrrr, grrr, grrr!
0:10:57 > 0:11:00That's my dad, see, not frightened of anything.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Nothing at all!
0:11:02 > 0:11:06He's a hard man, a tough nut, a real hero!
0:11:12 > 0:11:14- He's making it up!- I'm not!
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Happy now?
0:11:24 > 0:11:26- I knew you were lying. - Oh, get a life, lollipop!
0:11:26 > 0:11:29- They're losers.- Especially Jackie.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31She's not. She's just sticking up for her mate.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Like we would.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46- What's up, buddy?- I don't want to be a detective any more.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50- Why?- I'm not very good at it. I didn't find your cake.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Oh, that's all right.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55I made another one.
0:11:55 > 0:12:00- And this time, I'm gonna keep it in a very safe place.- Where?
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Thought you might fancy playing cards later?
0:12:13 > 0:12:15You could teach me.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Or we could go on the computer...
0:12:19 > 0:12:20if you want.
0:12:23 > 0:12:28I only said my dad was in jail to frighten Lol.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30I didn't know your dad had...
0:12:30 > 0:12:32I...
0:12:32 > 0:12:34I didn't know...
0:12:35 > 0:12:38At least you know where your dad is.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41I don't even know WHO mine is.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52- Maybe tomorrow.- What?
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Cards.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03KNOCK ON THE DOOR
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Crash!
0:13:06 > 0:13:08I was just, um...
0:13:08 > 0:13:12- What can I do for you? - Have you got a stamp?
0:13:12 > 0:13:14I need to send a letter.
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