0:00:06 > 0:00:09- # I can make my world come true - My world come true
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# All my dreams'll see me through
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Doesn't matter what may come my way
0:00:14 > 0:00:18# Believe me now I will win someday. #
0:00:19 > 0:00:22How can all your clothes be dirty?
0:00:22 > 0:00:26You have to take more responsibility when you move out.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28You can't walk round in no trousers!
0:00:28 > 0:00:32Responsibility - yippee! Next stop, a dull job,
0:00:32 > 0:00:36then a dull wedding, dull kids. You'll be old and dull in no time.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39- Just like these two.- I won't!
0:00:39 > 0:00:43- In the halfway house, I live by MY rules.- Pffff(!)
0:00:43 > 0:00:48At Karen's, they vote on rules, everything. Democracy, she calls it.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52Having a say is positive. It reaches our inner selves.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55You'll give them the vote next(!)
0:00:55 > 0:00:59- Why not?- Yeah, why not?
0:00:59 > 0:01:02- Elaine, you are a genius! - Oh...well...
0:01:02 > 0:01:05- I wouldn't say that.- Such vision!
0:01:05 > 0:01:10I can see the bestseller - Elaine, Democracy And The Inner Self.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Bestseller?
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Better start now before someone steals the idea.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Better had!
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- ARGUING VOICES UPSTAIRS - Now what?
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Only asked for some trousers!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46So...voting gives you...
0:01:46 > 0:01:50all kinds of grown-up responsibilities.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54- What do you think? - Brilliant, Elaine.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57- Can we vote on anything? - Absolutely!
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Anything! Just propose it.
0:02:00 > 0:02:05OK, I propose there are no rules. Vote!
0:02:05 > 0:02:10- Um... No, I don't think... - That's that! Passed unanimously!
0:02:10 > 0:02:12ALL: YES! APPLAUSE
0:02:12 > 0:02:15No...hang on...wait!
0:02:17 > 0:02:22That woman! That girl! This place!
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Why are you wearing a suit?
0:02:31 > 0:02:33An interview?
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Why on earth would you want another job?
0:02:36 > 0:02:39More money, less work.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43As if I haven't got enough problems!
0:02:56 > 0:02:59No!
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Oh, one other thing...
0:03:05 > 0:03:08- Could you do me a written reference? - Ha!
0:03:29 > 0:03:34- Hi, Duke, where you off to? Getting married?- Married?!
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Who'd want to marry him?!
0:03:46 > 0:03:49I'd marry you, Duke!
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Hey, what are you two up to?
0:03:58 > 0:04:03Hello, I'd like a temp cook for a week, please.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08What about a day? Half a day?
0:04:08 > 0:04:11An hour? Hello?
0:04:13 > 0:04:16So, how's the brilliant idea coming along?
0:04:16 > 0:04:21M-Marvellous... Everything's...um...
0:04:21 > 0:04:25- You know...- Great! You can make the lunches then.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29I'd like to but... I have to observe.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32- Take notes. Can't Duke do it?- No.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- He's been head-hunted.- Oh!
0:04:35 > 0:04:39So Mr Smart really DOES listen to my suggestions!
0:04:39 > 0:04:43You recommended him for another job?
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Brilliant, isn't it!
0:04:51 > 0:04:57- So, if there's no rules, when do we eat?- When WE say so.
0:05:00 > 0:05:05- We could if there was anything! - Someone's nicked it!- Who'd do that?
0:05:05 > 0:05:10- Boys.- They're all the same. - Yeah, greedy and selfish.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Hey, that's sexist!
0:05:12 > 0:05:15You girls have a serious attitude problem.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21I'll give him attitude!
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- They think they run this place! - Girls - typical!
0:05:28 > 0:05:32I suppose we could share with them. NO(!)
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Let's get cooking!
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Looks like we're just in time! Two eggs, please.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44- In your dreams!- We're hungry!
0:05:44 > 0:05:48- Here you go! Enjoy!- Hang on!
0:05:48 > 0:05:53- There has to be a solution. - Yeah, we'll fight you for it.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- OK, game on! - OK, leave them alone, come on.
0:05:56 > 0:06:01- We could wipe this bunch anytime. - I said let's go!
0:06:01 > 0:06:05- Yeah, go on, run off! - Yeah, you bunch of girls!
0:06:07 > 0:06:11Bunch of girls? With Tracy Beaker?
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Seems quiet after the care home.
0:06:14 > 0:06:20This is where the real care work's done. You can make a difference.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24It might take time getting used to working in an office.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28You mean... one like this?
0:06:28 > 0:06:33This would be your office, pot plant and all.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55As far as I'm concerned, the job's yours.
0:06:55 > 0:07:01All I need is a written reference. You do have one, don't you?
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Dear me!
0:07:24 > 0:07:27I've never read a reference like that before.
0:07:27 > 0:07:33- Oh well, nice to have met you. - He thinks the world of you.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37You must make quite a team!
0:07:37 > 0:07:42When can you start? Do you have your National Insurance forms?
0:07:42 > 0:07:46Um...er...sorry.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50- I'll post them on. - No, I want to fast-track this.
0:07:50 > 0:07:55I'll pick them up in the morning. Welcome aboard!
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Yeah, what are they gonna do?
0:07:59 > 0:08:03Exactly. We'll stuff ourselves, then veg in front of the TV.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07- Oh no! She wouldn't!- They haven't!
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- Looking for this!- Give us that!
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Wait! Wait! Wait!
0:08:15 > 0:08:18I think you need to discuss this.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21- Hello?!- How's the meal, boys(?)
0:08:21 > 0:08:26- Give 'em back!- Fight you for 'em! - Forget vegging!- You can't do this!
0:08:26 > 0:08:30You can only get one channel without the remote - wildlife!
0:08:30 > 0:08:33And don't even bother trying to use the toilets!
0:08:37 > 0:08:42- Hmmm. - SHOUTING IN BACKGROUND
0:08:45 > 0:08:48SHOUTING CONTINUES
0:08:48 > 0:08:54- Discipline holding up?- Pretty much. Great research for my bestseller!
0:08:54 > 0:08:58Don't worry, everything's under control.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00LOUDER SHOUTING
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Good luck.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11This is better, talking. You must admit it got silly.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15- Not very grown-up, is it?- No.
0:09:15 > 0:09:20- Grown-ups would have had strikes. - Riots.- Wars.- Anyway,
0:09:20 > 0:09:23it's time to negotiate.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27- How about a compromise? Good idea.- Yeah.
0:09:27 > 0:09:32You can have half the food IF you cook all the meals.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35- You bog off!- This is war, Beaker!
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Suits us!
0:09:48 > 0:09:52THE BOYS SHOUT Aaaaaaargh!
0:09:52 > 0:09:54- False alarm!- It's only her.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58- It's way past your bedtime! - What bedtime?- Yeah?
0:09:58 > 0:10:02No rules, no bedtime. ALL: Yeah!
0:10:04 > 0:10:06SNORING
0:10:13 > 0:10:18- Quiet! I'm trying to get to sleep! I'm tired.- I'm tired AND hungry.
0:10:18 > 0:10:23- What do you suggest? We give in? - No, we should attack!
0:10:23 > 0:10:25When the time is right.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37- How's things?- Fine.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41S'pose you think when you go away everything falls to pieces?
0:10:41 > 0:10:44No, I just thought...
0:10:44 > 0:10:48Yeah, the fridge is empty, everyone's starving,
0:10:48 > 0:10:50the kids have become wild animals.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54But apart from that, everything's normal.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25- No!- But I'm so hungry!
0:11:25 > 0:11:28You're hungry?! I'm so empty!
0:11:30 > 0:11:34- I could eat a horse. - NEIGHING
0:11:35 > 0:11:38- I'll take these and go. - Meet the kids first.
0:11:38 > 0:11:43I'd love to but...busy, busy!
0:11:45 > 0:11:49You must be able to find some common ground.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52A like you share. A dislike then.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56Surely something here makes you go mad!
0:11:56 > 0:11:59- Now you mention it...- There is. - Right!
0:11:59 > 0:12:05So...why don't you... resolve your differences and unite?
0:12:05 > 0:12:08- Sounds good to me.- I'm up for that.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12Great! Come on then!
0:12:12 > 0:12:16- Let it all out! - OK, if you say so.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19CHAAAAAARGE!
0:12:19 > 0:12:21THEY ALL SHOUT AT ONCE
0:12:24 > 0:12:28- Off already?- Just typing up my notes. All going brilliant-ish.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32Save yourself! Get out of here!
0:12:32 > 0:12:34SHOUTING CONTINUES
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Duke! Let's get out of this dump!
0:12:48 > 0:12:52- They're animals! - Actually, they're not!
0:12:52 > 0:12:58They're kids who need care. That's why it's called a "care home".
0:12:58 > 0:13:02But you've forgotten that with your office and pot plants.
0:13:02 > 0:13:08Goodbye. Who needs an office when you've got all this?
0:13:08 > 0:13:12SHOUTING CONTINUES, DUKE SHOUTS
0:13:13 > 0:13:16RIIIIIIIIGHT, YOU LOT!
0:13:16 > 0:13:21I've just got one word to say to you -
0:13:21 > 0:13:23PIZZA!
0:13:23 > 0:13:26EVERYONE CHEERS
0:13:29 > 0:13:32# I can make my world come true
0:13:32 > 0:13:34# All my dreams'll see me through
0:13:34 > 0:13:37# And this life won't get me down
0:13:37 > 0:13:39# My dreams'll turn things all around
0:13:39 > 0:13:41# Every smile upon my face
0:13:41 > 0:13:43# I can see a better place
0:13:43 > 0:13:46# Doesn't matter what may come my way
0:13:46 > 0:13:50# Believe me now I will win someday. #