Bouncer vs Lol

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0:00:06 > 0:00:11# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through

0:00:11 > 0:00:14- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!

0:00:14 > 0:00:19# Believe me now I will win some day. #

0:00:19 > 0:00:22Oh, that's not it, you stupid computer!

0:00:22 > 0:00:25Um, Earth to Tracy - it can't hear you.

0:00:25 > 0:00:30- What's wrong?- I'm trying to find Bouncer a present for his birthday.

0:00:30 > 0:00:35- That's tomorrow.- So? I can have it delivered in time...

0:00:35 > 0:00:37if it wasn't so expensive.

0:00:37 > 0:00:40That's 42-inch plasma TVs for you.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42I wanted to get something special,

0:00:42 > 0:00:46something none of the other kids would have bought him.

0:01:02 > 0:01:06- How much have you got to spend? - £3.26.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11- Leave it with me.- OK.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16What are you doing?

0:01:16 > 0:01:18- Go away.- Touchy!

0:01:23 > 0:01:27Lol, I've got the new Linkin Park CD.

0:01:27 > 0:01:31- Want to come to my room for a listen?- You what?

0:01:31 > 0:01:36You're the only person who likes them. You're more...sophisticated.

0:01:36 > 0:01:40- It's been said. - So, what's going on?

0:01:40 > 0:01:44Bouncer's in there with Sid. That's the third time this week.

0:01:44 > 0:01:48- He says it's about his birthday, but he's lying.- How do you know?

0:01:48 > 0:01:52When he lies, he does this weird flapping thing with his arms...

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Thanks. I'll think it over. ..Were you listening?

0:01:55 > 0:02:01- No. Why, you got something to hide? - No.- What were you talking about?

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Just, er, my birthday and stuff.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06- Well, what sort of stuff?- Stuff!

0:02:06 > 0:02:09I don't have to explain myself to you.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15OK, what's happening?

0:02:15 > 0:02:20- Lol's really mad at Bouncer. - Great! This could be our chance.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22To do what?

0:02:22 > 0:02:27Take over this place. We get him on our side, we'd be untouchable.

0:02:27 > 0:02:31- All we're lacking is a bit of muscle.- So what are these?

0:02:31 > 0:02:34Sparrow's kneecaps compared to Bouncer.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47You're not sitting with Lol, then?

0:02:47 > 0:02:52- Mind your own.- I understand - you've got a right to your privacy.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56- You're dead right! I wish other people thought that.- What was that?

0:02:56 > 0:03:00- You heard!- So you've not made up with Bouncer yet?- No.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04- Not until he tells what's going on with Sid.- I know how you feel.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Roxy never tells me anything.

0:03:06 > 0:03:10- It's not how family should treat each other.- No.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14- If you've got something to say... - Don't let him get to you.- Keep out!

0:03:14 > 0:03:19- Don't take it out on her!- Or what? - Oi! That's enough! What's going on?

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Don't ask me - ask my baby brother.

0:03:22 > 0:03:23Lol...

0:03:26 > 0:03:29He'll get over it.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34OWL HOOTS

0:03:35 > 0:03:37BURP!

0:04:08 > 0:04:12That's the trouble with ordering over the phone.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Do you think anyone will notice?

0:04:14 > 0:04:18Either those balloons aren't right or Bouncer's older than he looks.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Don't worry. I'll see what I can do.

0:04:20 > 0:04:26I could do with a hand putting up this bunting. Where's Roxy and Chantal and Crash?

0:04:26 > 0:04:29THEY LAUGH

0:04:29 > 0:04:31- What's funny?- Nothing.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Wide load coming through!

0:04:37 > 0:04:39THEY GIGGLE

0:04:42 > 0:04:46LOUD CLANGING

0:04:48 > 0:04:51What's he doing in there?

0:04:51 > 0:04:55Professor Crash is developing a deadly robot

0:04:55 > 0:04:59which is designed to chase and destroy all small girls.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02- Rubbish!- You want a demonstration?

0:05:02 > 0:05:04- Yeah.- Are you sure?

0:05:04 > 0:05:09- Course! We're not scared. - Then step back, ladies.

0:05:11 > 0:05:15Professor Crash, release the monster!

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Destroy all girls!

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Destroy all girls!

0:05:20 > 0:05:22GIRLS WAIL

0:05:23 > 0:05:27Destroy all girls! Destroy all girls!

0:05:35 > 0:05:40- That should keep them out of the way.- Affirmative, Professor Crash.

0:05:46 > 0:05:51- ALL: Happy birthday! - Happy birthday, Bouncer.

0:05:51 > 0:05:55- Thank you. - I made this. I made this.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Yes, and we know how.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Happy birthday, Bouncer.

0:06:00 > 0:06:04- Here's a little something for you. - Thank you, Elaine.- Welcome.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Thanks, Duke. ..What's this?

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Wow! This is great! Thanks, Roxy.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Oh, that's cool.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17- Hang on, that's mine.- Shut up!

0:06:17 > 0:06:22- Why didn't you give him yours? - It's always about you, isn't it?

0:06:22 > 0:06:24BURP!

0:06:31 > 0:06:35Isn't there something you want to say to your brother, Lol?

0:06:35 > 0:06:38No. ..Ha, pardon me!

0:06:40 > 0:06:44- Not got a card for your brother, then?- Must have slipped my mind(!)

0:06:44 > 0:06:49- That's really mean. - It's all right, Roxy.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Happy birthday!

0:06:54 > 0:06:58OK, is this a birthday or a funeral?

0:06:58 > 0:07:02OK, I can see we're going to need some Beaker magic in here.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11OK, my present's in the games room.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Be prepared to be seriously amazed.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28After you, Roxy.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33After you, Chantal.

0:07:44 > 0:07:48- Oh, wow! Thanks, Tracy! - That's smashing.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51- Amazing!- It's really good. - Happy birthday, Bouncer.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01Right, then, who wants to play?

0:08:01 > 0:08:07- Me, me!- You and me, champ! Or do you need to ask Sid if that's OK first?

0:08:07 > 0:08:10No way. Game on, bro!

0:08:19 > 0:08:20Goal!

0:08:20 > 0:08:23Goal!

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Goal!

0:08:32 > 0:08:35- Yes, champion!- I wasn't ready!

0:08:35 > 0:08:39- What? No way!- So you're a cheat as well as a liar, is it, Bounce?

0:08:39 > 0:08:45- Calm down.- Come on, you boys are going to have to sort this out.

0:08:45 > 0:08:50Nice work, Beaker. Proper home-wrecker, aren't you?

0:09:03 > 0:09:06Yes! It works!

0:09:06 > 0:09:09It works, I tell you!

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Oops...

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Bouncer!

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Bouncer!

0:09:21 > 0:09:27- Hello.- Do you mind?- I made birthday tea at the Wendy house.- Oh.

0:09:27 > 0:09:31- He's got better things to do than play house with you.- No, it's OK.

0:09:31 > 0:09:36Thanks, Hayley. ..I'll only be a minute.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43I made cakes and lemonade.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Thanks. For me, for my birthday?

0:09:45 > 0:09:48- Mm-hm.- Cor, thanks.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Just get in here, yeah?

0:09:53 > 0:09:56- Tracy, let us out! - Not until you two sort things out.

0:09:56 > 0:10:00- I'll kill you, Tracy.- Not from in there, you won't.- This isn't funny.

0:10:00 > 0:10:04- Shout what you like - it won't help.- Oh!

0:10:04 > 0:10:06MUFFLED SHOUTING

0:10:12 > 0:10:17You were out of order calling me a cheat earlier. It was a good goal.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Like I was talking about football!

0:10:19 > 0:10:24- Are you sore about my chats with Sid?- No, I don't like your hair(!)

0:10:24 > 0:10:29- I've told you, we were talking about my birthday.- Stop lying to me!- OK.

0:10:29 > 0:10:33You want to know what it's about? I might be leaving. You happy now?

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Is Bounce in there?

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Might be.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47I think you've done enough stirring.

0:10:47 > 0:10:51I don't know what you mean. I just want to be there for Bouncer.

0:10:51 > 0:10:56- Really?- He's the first person in this place who's been nice to me.

0:10:56 > 0:11:00- I don't make friends as easily as you.- Are you jealous of me?

0:11:00 > 0:11:04Of course. You're the popular, attractive one. Lovely hair.

0:11:04 > 0:11:08Oh, I'm really quite touched(!) Just a second.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17What?

0:11:17 > 0:11:20Just looking for flying pigs(!)

0:11:20 > 0:11:23- You think you're so smart! - Smarter than you, yes.

0:11:23 > 0:11:27When are you going to get it through that thick head of yours,

0:11:27 > 0:11:31you're nothing round here any more. I'm queen now.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Cup of tea, Queenie(?)

0:11:39 > 0:11:45Now I'm 16, Sid says I have to think about moving to a halfway house.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47- Why didn't you say?- I was scared.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49- Of what?- Of hurting you.

0:11:49 > 0:11:54We've always been together. I don't know if you can hack it without me.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Or if I can hack it without you.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00- So, you going to go?- I don't know.

0:12:00 > 0:12:04I've got to grow up sometime, haven't I?

0:12:04 > 0:12:08I'm 16 and I'm sitting in a Wendy house.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10You should have said something.

0:12:18 > 0:12:23Look, whatever you decide to do, I'll be right behind you.

0:12:23 > 0:12:28- Thanks, bruv.- I only let you win at football cos it was your birthday.

0:12:28 > 0:12:34- You think you could take me on?- With one arm and blindfolded!- Re-match!

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Bouncer! Bouncer! Bouncer!

0:12:38 > 0:12:40What is it?

0:12:40 > 0:12:43Got you a present.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Ta-da!

0:12:45 > 0:12:48Nice one.

0:12:48 > 0:12:53- A rocket? What about the killer robot?- Yeah?- It's been destroyed.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Thanks, Crash - it's great.

0:12:55 > 0:12:59I thought you'd want your birthday to go with a bang.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02- Can I let it off? - No. ..This is your day.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Thank you.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Ready?

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Go!

0:13:12 > 0:13:14ALL CHEER

0:13:21 > 0:13:24INAUDIBLE

0:13:24 > 0:13:26ALL: Run!

0:13:26 > 0:13:29THUMP!

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Whoops!

0:13:31 > 0:13:34- Cracking!- There you go.

0:13:34 > 0:13:38I suppose it's the thought that counts.

0:13:38 > 0:13:42# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see my through

0:13:42 > 0:13:45- # And the fight won't get me down - No! No!

0:13:45 > 0:13:47# My dreams will turn things All around

0:13:47 > 0:13:51# With a smile upon my face I can see a better place

0:13:51 > 0:13:54- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!

0:13:54 > 0:13:58# Believe me now I will win some day. #