We're Off the Map Now

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0:00:06 > 0:00:11# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through

0:00:11 > 0:00:14- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!

0:00:14 > 0:00:19# Believe me now I will win some day. #

0:00:19 > 0:00:23Second right, and I should see Carter's Woods on the left.

0:00:23 > 0:00:26After about a mile.

0:00:26 > 0:00:28Don't be late now.

0:00:28 > 0:00:29Sure she doesn't know?

0:00:29 > 0:00:33Hasn't got a clue! Thinks we're going to the Transport Museum.

0:00:33 > 0:00:37OK, Zara, so you'll send me the notes, yeah? Thanks! Bye!

0:00:37 > 0:00:39Morning! My agent. Toast?

0:00:39 > 0:00:42With honey, not jam. And tea.

0:00:42 > 0:00:46- Milky, just how you like it. - I think I'll have muesli.

0:00:46 > 0:00:50- But you hate muesli. It's rabbit food.- So?

0:00:50 > 0:00:51Ten billion rabbits can't be wrong.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Besides, why do I have to eat stuff I like the whole time?

0:00:54 > 0:00:57I suppose a change can be good.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00- Stop agreeing with me! Everything's so nice here.- Sorry.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03- It's like everything runs on a rail. It's boring.- What do you want?

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Maybe just a smidge more chaos!

0:01:10 > 0:01:12GENERAL HUBBUB

0:01:12 > 0:01:15I can't eat this - it's burnt.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17I'm not eating them. I know my rights.

0:01:17 > 0:01:21Well, if someone hadn't whacked the toaster up to 11...

0:01:21 > 0:01:26I haven't got time for this today. We've got to leave in half an hour.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29- Do we have to go orienteering? - We went last year.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Some kids are still out there.

0:01:31 > 0:01:36Like breakfast, it has challenges for you to solve as a team.

0:01:36 > 0:01:40Plus it's the perfect leaving do for Jackie and Bouncer.

0:01:40 > 0:01:44Jackie'll get us all there, and Bouncer will chef the barby.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47And then for the grand finale, we've got a surprise!

0:01:47 > 0:01:50Surprise? Tell us, please!

0:01:50 > 0:01:52No, no - I've said too much already.

0:01:52 > 0:01:53More toast, anyone?

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Hey!

0:02:00 > 0:02:03I bet you made sandwiches, rang to check they're open

0:02:03 > 0:02:05and booked the tickets.

0:02:05 > 0:02:06And what's wrong with that?

0:02:06 > 0:02:10It's just so predictable. Can't you do something to surprise me?

0:02:10 > 0:02:13Welcome to the Transport Museum!

0:02:13 > 0:02:14Wait, wait!

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Stop! Stop! Come back!

0:02:16 > 0:02:18SCREAMING

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Right, all packed. Oh...

0:02:33 > 0:02:35- What's that?- Directions.

0:02:35 > 0:02:39- Can't you walk out the door without having a plan...ever?- Course I can.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42OK, stuff the museum, let's do it.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44It's good to have a bit of an idea where...

0:02:44 > 0:02:47- I knew it. Never mind.- No, we...

0:02:47 > 0:02:49- Well, OK, then!- Good!

0:02:49 > 0:02:53- Come on!- But my sandwiches...

0:02:54 > 0:02:57We could go anywhere!

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Might not be back for a month... or ever!

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Ooh, should I cancel the milk?

0:03:02 > 0:03:04- Just drive.- Where?

0:03:04 > 0:03:07- Cam!- OK, I'm driving, I'm driving.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14OK, I'm Frodo, and you're Sam. Bring on the Orcs.

0:03:14 > 0:03:15As long as we have the map.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18- It is in the back, right?- You bet.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23So, where's Checkpoint A, then?

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Map reading is easy. Check north on your compass,

0:03:26 > 0:03:28get your bearing, then count off the degrees.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31It's Saturday. You want me to do maths?

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Yeah, this isn't the Gobi Desert.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36It's there, right? So, what... that's over there somewhere?

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Oh, come on, guys, let's just go.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40I'm with you.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Get it over with. C'mon, Rox.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47You gotta to do things properly or you'll get nowhere.

0:03:47 > 0:03:52- She's right.- Whatever! See you next week sometime.- You'll get lost!

0:03:52 > 0:03:55We'll still beat you, slowcoaches! ..Come on, speed kings.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Where's Checkpoint A, then?

0:03:57 > 0:03:58Shut up! Come on!

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Ron, my man!

0:04:37 > 0:04:39This is Sid. Sid, Ron.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42- Ron, Sid.- Thanks for all your help. - No problem.

0:04:42 > 0:04:46- You won't be too hard on our lot? - Course not. They're only kids.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51All units - game on.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Targets are headed into Delta sector.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55(Targets?)

0:04:57 > 0:04:59You threw it out the window?!

0:04:59 > 0:05:02Oh, stop stressing. I got you here, didn't I?

0:05:02 > 0:05:05I reckon I'd make a great explorer.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Do you ever think about what you would like to do?

0:05:07 > 0:05:09I just can't decide...

0:05:09 > 0:05:12film star or a brain surgeon(?)

0:05:12 > 0:05:16But really...not that you couldn't be those things...

0:05:16 > 0:05:18I dunno. At the Dumping Ground,

0:05:18 > 0:05:21just getting through breakfast was a challenge.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24- But you're not there any more. - So...?

0:05:24 > 0:05:28I just follow my nose. It's more interesting that way.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Mmm, I think it's important to look ahead.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32That's cos you're a worrier.

0:05:32 > 0:05:36If you don't plan, you can't get disappointed. Is that it?

0:05:37 > 0:05:41I just like to think I'm ready for anything! Come on!

0:05:41 > 0:05:42Where?

0:05:42 > 0:05:46- Over there!- Are you sure?- Come on, where's your sense of adventure?

0:05:52 > 0:05:55- I can't believe I'm leaving the DG. - She's lucky to be going.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59- Who says she's that good a runner? - You're just jealous.- You're gutted.

0:05:59 > 0:06:03- I'm not!- Don't worry, you've got us Wellards to keep you in order.

0:06:03 > 0:06:07- That's what I'm afraid of.- You'll get out of here long before us.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28Have you ever heard of "look before you leap"?

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Now we're stuck in the middle of nowhere!

0:06:30 > 0:06:34- Well, I wasn't driving, was I? - You're saying it's MY fault?!

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Just put your foot down, OK?

0:06:39 > 0:06:42No, more than that.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Nice one.

0:06:49 > 0:06:50Oh, Tracy!

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Sorry. I'll stop...

0:06:53 > 0:06:56in a sec!

0:06:56 > 0:06:58I want a bath. And telly.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01- And a hot chocolate... - Oh, come on now...

0:07:01 > 0:07:03where's your sense of adventure?

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Do you think this is Checkpoint A?

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Must be it.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12- Weird.- YOU can talk.- Yeah, yeah.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15- Looks like we beat the other lot to it, anyway.- Yeah.

0:07:15 > 0:07:19Yeah! They used their legs - we used our heads!

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Here it is!

0:07:22 > 0:07:25ALL: Ugh!

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Disgusting!

0:07:32 > 0:07:33Green and slimy - get it off!

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Yes! Revenge is sweet.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38For the tricks of the past year...

0:07:38 > 0:07:40now it's our turn.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43- That was brilliant!- Please...

0:07:43 > 0:07:44we're just getting started here.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Lucky we got here first, eh?

0:07:52 > 0:07:54- What's so funny?- Don't you get it?

0:07:54 > 0:07:57Beware of the BOGEYman?

0:07:57 > 0:07:59OK, I found the directions.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02What are you doing? That'll help the next team.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Yeah - wouldn't you rather THEY got the next "surprise"?

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Oh, yeah...right.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10- Yeah! Checkpoint B! - Speed kings rule!

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Beat 'em even though they had a head start - sweet.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Just too fast for them!

0:08:14 > 0:08:16- Do you think they're inside? - This must be it!

0:08:16 > 0:08:19SQUELCHING

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Ugh!

0:08:25 > 0:08:27What is that?

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Shh!

0:08:36 > 0:08:37What IS it?

0:08:45 > 0:08:48- Hiya.- You set us up.- Look at us.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50We've all been set up.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53It's Sid and Duke, getting us back for all our tricks.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56We need to join forces. Move fast and in the right direction.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Yep. This should be it.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08- What do you mean? We're on a mystery tour.- Over there!

0:09:08 > 0:09:11Surprise! It's Jackie and Bouncer's leaving do!

0:09:11 > 0:09:14- This was your big scheme all along, wasn't it?- Yeah.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17- Well, you said I never surprise you.- Nice one.

0:09:17 > 0:09:18You're sneakier than you look.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Well, you go for it - I plan ahead.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23I think we make a pretty good team.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Yeah, we do. But my way is more fun.

0:09:26 > 0:09:30One day, if I say, "Close your eyes and jump," would you do it?

0:09:30 > 0:09:32- Yeah.- Promise?

0:09:37 > 0:09:40I'm not falling for that one again!

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Look at me - I'm stinking!

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Ugh, what happened to you?

0:09:44 > 0:09:46I was gonna ask you the same thing.

0:09:46 > 0:09:50Tracy! Would you like to join us? The instructions are over there.

0:09:50 > 0:09:54- Go and get them, will you? - Hello? I was not born yesterday.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56- Someone's gotta get them.- Him.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58All those in favour?

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Go on, Marco.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13It's OK! I'm all right!

0:10:13 > 0:10:15ALL: Oh...!

0:10:23 > 0:10:25How could you let this happen?

0:10:25 > 0:10:29Where's your self-respect? You're in serious need of Beaker help.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Well, it worked.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37I wonder if they got wet?

0:10:37 > 0:10:41- Yeah, we did, actually.- Beaker! - But not as wet as you're gonna get!

0:10:53 > 0:10:55So when are you off, then?

0:10:55 > 0:10:58Tomorrow.

0:10:58 > 0:10:59You OK with it?

0:10:59 > 0:11:04Yeah. But I'd rather be going to live with someone like Cam.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06That school will be OK...

0:11:06 > 0:11:08better than the Dumping Ground.

0:11:08 > 0:11:15- Anywhere'd be better. But in a weird way, I'll miss it.- I do.

0:11:15 > 0:11:19And if you tell anyone that, I will kill you.

0:11:19 > 0:11:20Oi!

0:11:20 > 0:11:23Everyone's looking for you.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Hang on.

0:11:26 > 0:11:31Just want to say...wherever we wind up, hope we stay mates.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Ugh!

0:11:48 > 0:11:49Not bad, eh?

0:11:49 > 0:11:52So who wants to go first?

0:11:56 > 0:11:59Looks like we've got our first volunteers, then.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22Scared?

0:12:22 > 0:12:23Uh, yeah. Are you?

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Yep.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Close your eyes and jump.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30Oh, why did I promise?!

0:12:30 > 0:12:31Come on!

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Here's to Jackie.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Here's to Bouncer.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49Still, life goes on, eh?

0:12:50 > 0:12:54ALL: Bye!

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Oh, is it supposed to do that?

0:12:56 > 0:12:58Oh, please don't embarrass me.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01I can't hear you - your knees are knocking too loudly!

0:13:01 > 0:13:03You wish! What's this do?

0:13:03 > 0:13:06Tracy! Don't touch that!

0:13:08 > 0:13:13- OK, keep your hair on! - Oh, can we go over there?

0:13:13 > 0:13:15You can't steer a balloon, stupid.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18- You just have to go where the wind takes you.- What?

0:13:18 > 0:13:22- But that means we could end up... - Yep. Just about anywhere!

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