Can't Buy Me Love

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0:00:05 > 0:00:11# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through

0:00:11 > 0:00:14- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!

0:00:14 > 0:00:19# Believe me now I will win some day. #

0:00:20 > 0:00:24OK, I've got it all planned. We'll go to Florida next summer,

0:00:24 > 0:00:28Australia next year, and I fancy an African safari the year after that.

0:00:28 > 0:00:32- Sounds lovely. - The world is our lobster.

0:00:32 > 0:00:35Don't you mean oyster?

0:00:35 > 0:00:38Well, oyster, lobster...

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Jellyfish...

0:00:40 > 0:00:45Whatever. The point is, it's you and me now. We're together.

0:01:06 > 0:01:10I thought, Christmas - it's nice to stay at home,

0:01:10 > 0:01:14but we'll go really OTT. 20-foot tree, masses of food,

0:01:14 > 0:01:18- tons of pressies...- Suits me. I'll have, um...

0:01:18 > 0:01:22snazzy new car, and a brand new, up-to-the-minute computer.

0:01:22 > 0:01:26but I want one that makes me a cup of tea every hour.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28- I'm not joking.- You're not?!

0:01:28 > 0:01:33Why would I be? Now we're a family, I want everything to be perfect.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35You're right. So do I.

0:01:35 > 0:01:39But I can't afford to give you 13 years' worth of presents

0:01:39 > 0:01:44- all at once.- It's not about money. I'm not bothered about the money.

0:01:44 > 0:01:48OK. We'll just pay for the African safari with shirt buttons,

0:01:48 > 0:01:52and the man down the garage will give me a car if I ask politely(!) DOORBELL

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Coo-ee!

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Hello!

0:01:57 > 0:02:01- Only me! Is everything all right? - Fine.

0:02:01 > 0:02:05Lovely. And... I've got some good news too.

0:02:05 > 0:02:09Tracy's fostering allowance has been increased.

0:02:09 > 0:02:10Tracy!

0:02:11 > 0:02:14You're not poor! You're loaded!

0:02:14 > 0:02:17And what's more, that's MY allowance.

0:02:17 > 0:02:21Technically, that's money for Cam to use for your keep.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Which isn't easy. Tracy Beakers don't come cheap.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28Bet I could do a better job than you.

0:02:28 > 0:02:32- And I'd never steal money from my foster daughter. - I'm not stealing it.

0:02:32 > 0:02:38She's not suggesting you are. Perhaps Tracy could learn a valuable lesson

0:02:38 > 0:02:42from helping with the budgeting. Let her do something. Food shop.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45No, I don't think so.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48I do, Cam. You're forgetting I'm an expert with children.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Yeah.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55- I've made a list...- Right.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58- You will stick to it, won't you? - Course.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01Like a fly on a bun. Bye!

0:03:15 > 0:03:18The green budgie has landed on the pink macaroon.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Well?

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Well what?

0:03:29 > 0:03:33- I hear you've been doing people's homework.- Yeah.- How much?

0:03:33 > 0:03:3650p a sheet.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50What you need is a manager.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Split the profits fifty-fifty?

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Hmm...no, thanks.

0:03:54 > 0:03:59She doesn't need a manager. She's got me, and I only charge 10%.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Sad, very sad.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Let's see a sample, then.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07It's worth it.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10She even makes little mistakes so Sid doesn't get suspicious.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17OK, get this sorted, cos I don't do homework.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20I've got too much pain and misery to spread.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53What about your list?

0:04:53 > 0:04:58- Who needs lists?- Duh. People who shop, so they don't forget things.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Wow! Turkey nuggets.

0:05:03 > 0:05:07Look, food shopping is about hunter-gathering -

0:05:07 > 0:05:11the primitive urge to get what you want, and then take it home.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14And, let's face it, I am an expert at getting what I want.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28You're a good girl, helping your mum out.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31It's my foster mum. She makes me do all the chores.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34- Oh dear.- Steals my allowance too,

0:05:34 > 0:05:39- and makes me spend it on stuff for her.- That's dreadful.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41You poor thing.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43That's £70, please.

0:05:47 > 0:05:48Tracy!

0:05:48 > 0:05:50This CD is only a tenner.

0:05:54 > 0:05:58I'd better give the change to my foster mum. She might get angry.

0:06:00 > 0:06:04- She's a not very nice when she's angry.- Here.

0:06:04 > 0:06:10It's supposed to be just one per customer, but you deserve a treat.

0:06:10 > 0:06:15Thanks. Crash, shall we go? ..Thank you very much. Bye.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40And these were buy two, get two free.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43And what on earth is this?

0:06:43 > 0:06:45A shower radio.

0:06:45 > 0:06:49- Music while you watch makes you a sweet-smelling person.- Phone cover?

0:06:49 > 0:06:52- You haven't even got a mobile. - Hint, hint.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55- Tracy!- They were on special offer.

0:06:55 > 0:06:59I gave you a list with strict instructions.

0:06:59 > 0:07:00Oh, yeah.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Never mind.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Never mind?! Never mind?!

0:07:04 > 0:07:08This is all you've wasted a week's grocery money on?!

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Knick-knacks, fizzy drinks and turkey nuggets.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13I guess I'll be off then.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16What do you mean, is this all?!

0:07:16 > 0:07:20Don't you know how expensive things are? What do you expect?

0:07:23 > 0:07:25What are you doing?

0:07:25 > 0:07:28Laying an egg(!) What does it look like?

0:07:28 > 0:07:31I thought cleaning the bathroom was Layla's chore.

0:07:31 > 0:07:36It is. Duke made me do it. Layla's got too much homework.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43Come on, I've had enough of this.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54(Right, you know what to say?)

0:07:59 > 0:08:03Hey, Layla...Duke's on the...phone

0:08:03 > 0:08:05to your teacher.

0:08:05 > 0:08:10- (Something about...) - Something about...

0:08:10 > 0:08:12- Your...- (Homework.)

0:08:12 > 0:08:14- Homework.- Oh, no!

0:08:16 > 0:08:21Echo Foxtrot, we are now proceeding to Delta Quadrant. Over and out.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Cam! What's for lunch?

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Delicious! Nuggets du turkey,

0:09:26 > 0:09:30avec une garnish du limon. And to drink...

0:09:30 > 0:09:35a cheeky little vintage, I think you'll find. Bon appetit!

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Lovely.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Where is it?!

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Maybe the pink macaroon has eaten the green budgie.

0:09:48 > 0:09:53Marco, you were supposed to be on security.

0:09:53 > 0:09:58< Layla! My office, please. Now!

0:09:59 > 0:10:04Thought you might like a snack to keep you going before tea.

0:10:04 > 0:10:08How do you fancy a nice slice of chocolate cake,

0:10:08 > 0:10:13- boozing with hot fudge sauce? - Bring it on!

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Sorry. I've run out of chocolate cake.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30I'll be speaking to Marco too. But in the meantime,

0:10:30 > 0:10:34- I want you to return all the money you've taken.- But I'll be broke!

0:10:34 > 0:10:38That's too bad. Roxy has done your jobs today,

0:10:38 > 0:10:41- so you can clean her room as punishment.- But...

0:10:41 > 0:10:45And you're never to do anything like this again. Understand?

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Teatime, Tracy.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04Plenty more if you want seconds.

0:11:04 > 0:11:08Right, I've had it!

0:11:08 > 0:11:11- You're determined to poison me! - I'm not poisoning you.

0:11:11 > 0:11:15- You buy them, I cook them. Clean that up!- No!

0:11:15 > 0:11:17I'm going out for decent food.

0:11:23 > 0:11:24Tracy!

0:11:24 > 0:11:27- How nice to see you! - It's great to be here.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30- Come and have some tea.- Oh, yes!

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Ow! Pack it in, you little fleabite!

0:11:35 > 0:11:38- Watch it - he's my brother. - So sorry, big fleabite.

0:11:38 > 0:11:42What's she doing here anyway? She doesn't live here.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45Tracy can visit any time she likes.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48- I wouldn't if- I- was fostered. - Her foster mum doesn't want her.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51I heard she keeps bringing you back.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55# Ta-da! #

0:12:02 > 0:12:04At-choo!

0:12:08 > 0:12:10Sorry, Tracy.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13It's OK. Forgot what it was like in this place.

0:12:18 > 0:12:22- Cam didn't kick you out, did she? - No, everything's cool.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24- The world is our jellyfish.- What?!

0:12:24 > 0:12:27- Never mind, just a joke.- See you.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30I suppose you're coming to drag me back home.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32- Hi, Cam!- Hi!

0:12:32 > 0:12:36Do you want me to wrap your turkey nuggets up?

0:12:36 > 0:12:39I've got plenty more if you'd like some, Cam!

0:12:50 > 0:12:54- Thanks, Duke, but we're going out for tea.- Going out?

0:12:54 > 0:12:58- You can't afford it.- Oh, blow it. We should celebrate you moving in.

0:12:58 > 0:13:02Great. Here is the plan. First we go bowling, then have a burger,

0:13:02 > 0:13:05then we'll take in a movie with ice-cream,

0:13:05 > 0:13:09a big bag of sweets... and I will pay for the popcorn.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11Aw!

0:13:11 > 0:13:13Where did you get that from?

0:13:13 > 0:13:17- Well, I was going to give it back... - I know, I know.

0:13:17 > 0:13:22# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see my through

0:13:22 > 0:13:24- # And the fight won't get me down - No! No! No!

0:13:24 > 0:13:27# My dreams will turn things all around

0:13:27 > 0:13:31# With a smile upon my face I can see a better place

0:13:31 > 0:13:33- # It doesn't matter what may come my way- No! No! No!

0:13:33 > 0:13:35# Believe me now

0:13:35 > 0:13:37# I will win some day. #