Life is a Cabaret

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0:00:05 > 0:00:11# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through

0:00:11 > 0:00:14- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!

0:00:14 > 0:00:18# Believe me now I will win some day. #

0:00:20 > 0:00:22SCREAMING

0:00:23 > 0:00:26Come on, Tracy, it's bedtime.

0:00:26 > 0:00:31- Let me watch the end of this.- No, it's late. You'll get nightmares.

0:00:31 > 0:00:35- Better not go to bed, then. - You'll be like a zombie at school.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38Oh! Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag. Oh!

0:00:38 > 0:00:43- Cam!- I mean it. We need to set a few basic rules.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46Rules?! Rules are the last thing I need

0:00:46 > 0:00:49after a lifetime at the Dumping Ground.

0:00:49 > 0:00:53I need humungous doses of tender loving care. But what do I get?!

0:00:53 > 0:00:56A constant ear-bashing from cheesy puff police.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59Tracy, you're going to bed now and that's final.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01You don't want a foster daughter.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04You want someone to boss around.

0:01:04 > 0:01:08Well, I'm not changing. Maybe YOU should be the one to change.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10For a change!

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Good night.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46# It's time, it's time

0:01:46 > 0:01:49# It's time to rise and shine

0:01:49 > 0:01:52# It's time, it's time

0:01:52 > 0:01:54# It's time to rise and shine

0:01:54 > 0:01:58# Time to rise, time to shine

0:01:58 > 0:02:00# Yeah, yeah, rise and shine

0:02:00 > 0:02:03- # Time to rise... - Time to scrub your manky face

0:02:03 > 0:02:08- # Time to rise and shine - Comb your greasy hair

0:02:08 > 0:02:10# It's time to smile a cheesy smile

0:02:10 > 0:02:13# That we can all share

0:02:13 > 0:02:15# It's time, it's time

0:02:15 > 0:02:17# It's time to rise and shine

0:02:17 > 0:02:19# It's time, it's time... #

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Either I'm dreaming

0:02:21 > 0:02:25or something very strange and horrible is going on here.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28- You're dreaming, Tracy. - You're dreaming.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31- You're dreaming. - So, come on, breakfast time.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Breakfast time.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35# It's time, it's time

0:02:35 > 0:02:39- # It's breakfast time - It's breakfast time

0:02:39 > 0:02:41- # It's time, it's time - It's breakfast time... #

0:02:41 > 0:02:43All right!

0:02:43 > 0:02:47I get the idea. You don't have to break into song every five seconds.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50I may be dreaming but I'm still Tracy Beaker

0:02:50 > 0:02:52and nobody pushes me around.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58# Nobody, but nobody

0:02:58 > 0:03:01# Pushes me around

0:03:01 > 0:03:04# Nobody, but nobody

0:03:04 > 0:03:06# Pushes me around

0:03:06 > 0:03:09# Cos I am the Beaker The one and only Beaker

0:03:09 > 0:03:14# The celebrated, overstated breathtaking, awe-inspiring

0:03:14 > 0:03:19# Fabulous, tremendous But unpretentious Beaker

0:03:20 > 0:03:22# And nobody, but nobody

0:03:22 > 0:03:25# Pushes me around. #

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Lol, Bouncer, my office NOW!

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Yes, boss?

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Miss Beaker is back.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Miss Beaker? What's she doing here?

0:03:42 > 0:03:45This is a dream, you idiot!

0:03:46 > 0:03:48What a shame!

0:03:48 > 0:03:52In a short while, she'll be a shadow of her former self.

0:03:52 > 0:03:57You will assist me by breaking her spirit ready for bottling.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00- Leave it to us, boss.- Yeah, we'll sort it, won't we, Bruv?

0:04:00 > 0:04:03CRACK THEIR KNUCKLES

0:04:08 > 0:04:10# We are the heavy lads

0:04:10 > 0:04:12# Loads of muscle, full of charm

0:04:12 > 0:04:15# If you don't want bother You'll pay us quick

0:04:15 > 0:04:17# Or you'll come to harm

0:04:20 > 0:04:21# So bring on the heavy lads

0:04:21 > 0:04:24# We're the ones you need to call

0:04:24 > 0:04:26# Bring on the heavy lads

0:04:26 > 0:04:29- # Satisfaction guaranteed - No job too small. #

0:04:35 > 0:04:37You're not going to eat that mess, are you?

0:04:37 > 0:04:39It's very nice.

0:04:39 > 0:04:43We simply couldn't wish for a better breakfast.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48# Lovely bubbly porridge

0:04:48 > 0:04:51# Lovely bubbly porridge

0:04:51 > 0:04:55# It smells so good Tasty and appealing

0:04:55 > 0:04:59- # Eat it hot - Or cold and congealing

0:05:01 > 0:05:04# Any way you want to take it

0:05:04 > 0:05:06# Roast it, boil it, grill or bake it

0:05:06 > 0:05:09# Chew it up and swallow it down

0:05:09 > 0:05:12# Don't you grimace and don't you frown

0:05:12 > 0:05:14# Don't you frown

0:05:14 > 0:05:16# Cos

0:05:16 > 0:05:20# It's lovely bubbly porridge! #

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Crash, I don't believe you!

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Aren't you gonna smash a bowl or something?

0:05:27 > 0:05:30Losing my temper would be a silly response

0:05:30 > 0:05:32to a justified action by my elders and betters.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34But they can't treat you like this.

0:05:34 > 0:05:38Hey, you! Yes, YOU with the frizzy hair.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41Frizzy hair? Right, Crash, watch and learn.

0:05:47 > 0:05:52Miss Beaker, this deviant behaviour will NOT go unpunished.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55# So bring on the heavy lads! #

0:05:55 > 0:05:56Get off!

0:05:56 > 0:05:58# Bring on the heavy lads! #

0:05:59 > 0:06:04- Get to work on this lot.- Yeah, wash and scrub until you drop.

0:06:05 > 0:06:06Hang on!

0:06:06 > 0:06:08You can't make me do anything.

0:06:08 > 0:06:12Oh, no? ..Bounce, tell her one of your jokes.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15Are they as bad as they are in real life?

0:06:17 > 0:06:18Worse.

0:06:18 > 0:06:22- Right, so there's a little squirrel, yeah... Or was it a worm?- I dunno.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Anyway, he was on his way back to his nest... Or...

0:06:25 > 0:06:28Maybe it was just a big stick.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30# La, la, la... #

0:06:30 > 0:06:34Enough frivolity. You have failed to break her spirit.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Bring her to ME.

0:06:37 > 0:06:38Straightaway, boss.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44Get off me!

0:06:44 > 0:06:48All Dumping Ground inmates will now begin their chores. I repeat,

0:06:48 > 0:06:52all Dumping Ground inmates will now begin their chores.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55There will be no slacking.

0:06:55 > 0:06:59I repeat, there will be NO slacking!

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Get off me!

0:07:12 > 0:07:16Aw, Miss Beaker, how nice of you to drop in.

0:07:16 > 0:07:17Cam?

0:07:17 > 0:07:19What...

0:07:19 > 0:07:21SILENCE! I think it's time

0:07:21 > 0:07:25YOU were acquainted with the rules of this establishment.

0:07:27 > 0:07:28What rules?

0:07:31 > 0:07:35# You will obey my every command

0:07:37 > 0:07:42# You will not say no to any demand

0:07:42 > 0:07:48# These are the rules of MY establishment

0:07:48 > 0:07:52# They're not to be broken, twisted or bent

0:07:54 > 0:07:56- # So no treats,- no treats

0:07:56 > 0:07:58- # No sweets,- no sweets

0:07:58 > 0:07:59- # No chatter,- no chatter

0:07:59 > 0:08:01- # No clutter,- no clutter

0:08:01 > 0:08:02- # No telly,- no telly

0:08:02 > 0:08:04- # No jelly,- no jelly

0:08:04 > 0:08:05- # No fun,- no fun

0:08:05 > 0:08:07- # No sun,- no sun

0:08:07 > 0:08:08# No fights

0:08:08 > 0:08:10# And definitely

0:08:10 > 0:08:14- # NO...- NO...- NO... LATE NIGHTS. #

0:08:15 > 0:08:17No! What's happened to everyone?

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Where's Crash's temper?

0:08:19 > 0:08:23And Jackie and Layla and everyone, they've lost their spark.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26And the Wellards, what have you done to the Wellards?

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Impressive, isn't it?

0:08:29 > 0:08:32Very soon, Miss Beaker, all will become as clear as crystal.

0:08:32 > 0:08:36In a short while, YOU will be normalised.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Your rebellious spirit will be removed

0:08:38 > 0:08:41and placed in this bottle,

0:08:41 > 0:08:45and you will think and behave like all the other children here.

0:08:46 > 0:08:51In brief, you will be totally in MY power.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10You'll never succeed. You'll never change me. Never!

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Wake up, wake up, wake up!

0:09:15 > 0:09:19There's no escape from this nightmare. It only gets worse.

0:09:19 > 0:09:23Now, I shall launch my deadliest weapon yet.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Elaine, is that you?

0:09:27 > 0:09:29I'm your fairy godmother.

0:09:29 > 0:09:33- Oh, that's great. You've got to get me out of here.- Oh, no.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36I'm just here to magic you that very special dress

0:09:36 > 0:09:39- so that you can go to the ball. - What ball?

0:09:39 > 0:09:42I just want to get out of this madhouse.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46Tracy, you'd be happier if you just lost that nasty rough sparkiness

0:09:46 > 0:09:49and behaved like a nice normal girlie.

0:09:58 > 0:10:03# Every girl deserves a pretty pink dress

0:10:03 > 0:10:08# Anything less would fail to impress

0:10:08 > 0:10:12# You'll be a star at any function

0:10:12 > 0:10:17# The belle of the ball at every posh luncheon

0:10:17 > 0:10:22# A pretty pink dress is top of the list

0:10:22 > 0:10:26# So take my advice I so insist

0:10:26 > 0:10:32# I so insist, I so insist I SO INSIST! #

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Elaine, some things never change.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38Even in a dream you're a complete and utter pain!

0:10:39 > 0:10:42THAT WAS PATHETIC, ELAINE!

0:10:42 > 0:10:43Sorry, boss.

0:10:52 > 0:10:56Come on, you lot, let's get out of this place.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Out? What do you mean?

0:10:58 > 0:11:00We have our chores to complete.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03Otherwise the boss will break our spirit bottles.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05She can't bottle your spirits.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08Don't you remember how you used to be?

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Roxy, you were evil.

0:11:10 > 0:11:11Me evil?

0:11:11 > 0:11:15Don't let her win. You're Dumping Ground kids, remember!

0:11:17 > 0:11:22# Every Dumping Ground kid has gotta be bad

0:11:23 > 0:11:28# We've got to stick together So we don't go mad

0:11:28 > 0:11:33# Every Dumping Ground kid's got to fight to survive

0:11:33 > 0:11:36# Every Dumping Ground kid's got to fight to survive

0:11:36 > 0:11:38# So rise above our troubles

0:11:38 > 0:11:40- # And sail on,- sail on...

0:11:40 > 0:11:46# Every Dumping Ground kid's got to fight to survive

0:11:46 > 0:11:48# Every Dumping Ground kid has gotta be bad

0:11:48 > 0:11:50# We Dumping Ground kids... #

0:11:50 > 0:11:53What do you think you're all doing?

0:11:53 > 0:11:54We're leaving.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Oh, really?

0:12:03 > 0:12:07Then WE might have to have an unfortunate accident

0:12:07 > 0:12:09with these bottles.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11KIDS: No!

0:12:11 > 0:12:15We might trip by an open window and accidentally fling them out.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17KIDS: No!

0:12:17 > 0:12:20You see? They're not going anywhere.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23They have been normalised.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26And now, Miss Beaker,

0:12:26 > 0:12:29it's YOUR turn.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35Agh!

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Tracy, are you all right?

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Um...

0:12:42 > 0:12:45I just had a bit of a bad dream.

0:12:45 > 0:12:46Oh.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54You were in it.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57- Me?- You wanted to normalise me.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59- What?- Make me good.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Turn me into just another kid.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04I want Tracy Beaker.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07I love you how you are.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10I love you good, I love you bad.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Nothing is going to change that.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16I like you.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18I know you.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Now, get to sleep.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24- Good night.- Good night.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27Promise me one thing, though.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29Don't ever become a care worker, OK?

0:13:29 > 0:13:32Night-night.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39Agh!

0:13:39 > 0:13:42# Cos I am the Beaker The one and only Beaker

0:13:42 > 0:13:45# The celebrated, overstated breathtaking, awe-inspiring

0:13:45 > 0:13:51# Fabulous, tremendous But unpretentious Beaker

0:13:51 > 0:13:54# And nobody, but nobody

0:13:54 > 0:13:56# Pushes me around. #

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