0:00:05 > 0:00:08# I can make my world come true
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# All my dreams will see me through
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Doesn't matter what may come my way
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# Believe me now I will win someday! #
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Rio! Where are you?
0:00:33 > 0:00:37Show your face! Rio!
0:00:37 > 0:00:38Rio!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Rio! Rio!
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Show your face!
0:00:43 > 0:00:44Where's Rio?
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Where's my painting?!
0:00:51 > 0:00:52Crash, get off him!
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Crash!
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Crash! Crash!
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Hey, hey, hey, what's going on?
0:00:59 > 0:01:02- He started it!- He nicked my painting! - Did not!- Liar!
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Crash, you can't go accusing people without proof.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Cool down!
0:01:12 > 0:01:13Temper, temper.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16I'm not scared of you, so watch it.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17I've said that's enough.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19- But Sid...- No buts!
0:01:21 > 0:01:24I've got enough on my plate today with these cameras.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Duke's not going to be around much.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29I could do without any extra aggro.
0:01:29 > 0:01:30Why do we need cameras?
0:01:30 > 0:01:34Er, because I don't have eyes in the back of my head.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Sid, this is an invasion of privacy.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Look, it's just till we get new staff.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50I don't like it any more than you.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54- If he wants to spy on us, we'll give him something good to see.- Yeah.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59- This is war.- They're just trying to make you angry, don't rise to it.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01They won't get away with it.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04I won't let you fight. It's what they want.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10I could've had him if Sid hadn't turned up.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14- Forget it, we're moving onto Phase Two.- What's Phase Two?- Dunno.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16But it's got to be something good.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20Yeah, once Crash falls, all the other kids will follow.
0:02:20 > 0:02:21And I'll rule this place.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25You've got to be cleverer than that.
0:02:25 > 0:02:30- Martial arts - use your opponent's aggression against them.- What?
0:02:31 > 0:02:34I bet I can make him really lose it.
0:02:34 > 0:02:39- Just keep Sid out of the way and let these do the talking.- Oh, Rio!
0:02:40 > 0:02:44I think we can be a bit cleverer than that.
0:02:45 > 0:02:50He's always sticking up for Jackie and the other Muppets in this place.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Yeah. So, if we get at them...
0:02:52 > 0:02:55ALL: Then we get at him!
0:02:55 > 0:02:59All we gotta do is wind him up and wind him up
0:02:59 > 0:03:00till he explodes.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05They want you to get angry but, instead, just smile or ignore it.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08They'll think they've beaten me.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10No, they won't.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12They won't have a clue what's going on.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39Oh, what now?!
0:03:42 > 0:03:44So, what's going on?
0:03:44 > 0:03:47You might have trouble spying on us in our bedroom
0:03:47 > 0:03:49with no cameras in there.
0:03:49 > 0:03:54Here you can see exactly what we're up to all the time.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57See, I had trouble picking what shirt to wear.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59And I'm writing in my diary.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Is it clearer if I hold it up? What do you reckon?
0:04:10 > 0:04:11OK!
0:04:13 > 0:04:15- Got everything?- Ready.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Shaving foam on a treacle tart.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24- Those losers aren't going to know what's hit them!- Yeah!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33THEY CHOKE AND SPIT
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Oh, it's disgusting!
0:04:37 > 0:04:39What? Mine's delicious.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Mmm. Mine too.
0:04:41 > 0:04:42Yeah?
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Nothing.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49You're pathetic.
0:04:51 > 0:04:52Enjoy your desserts.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59Why d'you let them speak to you like that?
0:04:59 > 0:05:01It's all part of our new plan.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04We're going to kill the Wellards.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06With kindness.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08We're going to kill them with kindness.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- Do I even smile if they take my moon rock?- Yes.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24- Destroy my invisibility helmet? - BOTH: Yes.
0:05:24 > 0:05:29- Smash my alien transmitter? - BOTH: Yes!- OK.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30Mmm, yummy!
0:05:30 > 0:05:32ALL: Eugh!
0:05:32 > 0:05:34That's disgusting!
0:05:36 > 0:05:38- Oh!- What?
0:05:38 > 0:05:42- My favourite top's gone. - I bet I know who's got it.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45- They've been going through my things! - Jackie...
0:05:45 > 0:05:47How dare they?!
0:05:47 > 0:05:50"I won't let you fight them. That's what they want."
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Right. Let's see if this plan really does work.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- You've got my jumper.- Yeah, so what?
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Nothing. I thought your skirt would go really well with that top.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08- I was going to lend you it anyway. - What?
0:06:08 > 0:06:11I'm glad you took it. See you later. Suits you.
0:06:13 > 0:06:14Hi, Roxy. Hi, Rio.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16What did she want?
0:06:16 > 0:06:20Weird. Took her favourite top. She couldn't care less.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Maybe she doesn't want it.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26Whatever. We'll bring down 'em down with the next stage of the plan.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Let me do the shoe thing. Let me, let me, let me, let me!
0:06:29 > 0:06:33Please! Shoe thing, shoe thing, shoe thing, shoe thing!
0:06:33 > 0:06:34Pleeeease!
0:06:35 > 0:06:37All right, then.
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Yes!
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Battle stations!
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Oh!
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Finished.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Urgh, get away from me.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Now what?
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Well, er...they put their shoes on.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06How d'you plan to make that happen?
0:07:06 > 0:07:09We can't afford any more slip-ups!
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Leave it to me.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12Crash!
0:07:12 > 0:07:16I saw your painting at the bottom of the garden.
0:07:16 > 0:07:21- It must have blown there.- Had nothing to do with us.- Thanks.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23SQUELCHING AND SIZZLING
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Ugh! I'm not putting my feet in those!
0:07:27 > 0:07:32- What's so funny?- What? Can't you smell anything?
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Yes. Strawberries, with a hint of rose.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39What's wrong with you lot?!
0:07:39 > 0:07:41- We put dog poo in your shoes!- Sh!
0:07:41 > 0:07:42Yeah, good joke!
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Look at them.
0:07:46 > 0:07:47Pooey shoes!
0:07:47 > 0:07:50I'm glad I didn't put my shoes on!
0:07:50 > 0:07:52SCREAMING AND YELLING
0:07:57 > 0:08:00That's how you wind them up, not putting poo in their shoes!
0:08:00 > 0:08:03YELLING AND SCREAMING
0:08:07 > 0:08:11What is going on here today? What d'you think you're doing?
0:08:11 > 0:08:15- Hi, Sid. We're just... having a sleep-out!- Yeah!
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Chuck us my other pillow, will you?
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Roxy, are you sleeping out here too?
0:08:19 > 0:08:23- Let's build a camp! - I don't care what's going on,
0:08:23 > 0:08:26I want you to put it back in the house...now!
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Er, hi, everyone! What's going on?
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Tell you later.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Crash! Recognise it?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Cool, let's paint the garden.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Coward, can't even stand up to me!
0:08:48 > 0:08:51- D'you get it from your dad? - I don't know.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53- They say I've got his eyes.- Crash!
0:08:53 > 0:08:56I can't leave you alone for two minutes.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58You let them walk all over you.
0:08:58 > 0:09:03- I trained you up to deal with those bullies.- It's all part of a plan.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05The "let's roll over and die" plan?
0:09:05 > 0:09:08No, the "be nice to them until they explode" plan.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Tell me more.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17DISTANT: What are you doing, Bouncer?
0:09:17 > 0:09:22- I'm reading a cookery book. How about you?- Just cutting my toenails.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Oooh, I think I need to go to the toilet.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29I'm thinking, right, whether to have chocolate now or in ten minutes.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Oh, hi, Sid. Didn't see you there, spying on us.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36We moved the stuff but we didn't want to move it out of view,
0:09:36 > 0:09:37but we found another camera!
0:09:37 > 0:09:42- And the loud hailers?- So you can hear everything we're thinking!
0:09:42 > 0:09:45I've got an itch on my leg. Should I scratch it?
0:09:45 > 0:09:49And I was thinking whether to have chocolate now or later.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53# La-la-la! La-la-la! # I'm not listening.
0:09:53 > 0:09:54Bye, Sid!
0:09:54 > 0:09:56# La-la-la! La-la-la!
0:09:56 > 0:09:57# The cameras are staying! #
0:09:59 > 0:10:01So, is everyone clear?
0:10:01 > 0:10:05You take care of Chantal. Me and the others'll handle Roxy and Rio.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15Chucking the paints on them was a stroke of genius.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Yeah, good one, Rox.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Er, why was it genius?
0:10:22 > 0:10:26- Because they have to wash their faces?- Yes!
0:10:26 > 0:10:30- And this stuff is a nightmare to get off!- Mm!
0:10:31 > 0:10:33KNOCK ON DOOR
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Here, I think we're the same size.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42Yours are worn out. Bad for your feet to wear old trainers.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- Right. - They're probably not your style,
0:10:45 > 0:10:49but you can borrow them till you've saved up for some cool ones.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53- See you later. - OK, OK, what's going on?
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Um, nothing, I just...
0:10:56 > 0:10:57Why are you being nice to me?
0:10:57 > 0:11:02Everyone should have someone who's nice to them...even Wellards.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20'She was totally freaked out!'
0:11:20 > 0:11:23I'm going to really lay it on thick with this.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Hey, Chantal, want some chocolate...?
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Your faces are bright red!
0:11:50 > 0:11:54I think it looks good, like I've caught the sun a bit.
0:11:54 > 0:11:55Caught the sun!
0:11:55 > 0:11:59We put shaving foam on your food, dog poo in your shoes...
0:11:59 > 0:12:02WHY don't you fight back?
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Er...
0:12:10 > 0:12:14Right, the three of you are on washing-up duties for a fortnight.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18Sid...it was all just a bit of a laugh, you know.
0:12:18 > 0:12:23You haven't heard what we did. We gave as good as we got.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Didn't we?
0:12:25 > 0:12:26- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32Fine. You know what? The less I know about this, the better.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41What now?
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Can't you see clearly enough?
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Hey, turn that off!
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Excuse me, I'm just trying to have my shower in peace?
0:12:48 > 0:12:53- There's no cameras in the bathroom. - You brought the bathroom down here.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Can we stop this, please?
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Maybe If there were no cameras,
0:12:57 > 0:13:00we'd probably think about coming back inside.
0:13:00 > 0:13:01Maybe.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30# I can make my world come true
0:13:30 > 0:13:32# All my dreams will see me through
0:13:32 > 0:13:36# And the flak won't get me down
0:13:36 > 0:13:38# My dreams will turn things all around
0:13:38 > 0:13:40# Put a smile upon my face
0:13:40 > 0:13:43# I can see a better place
0:13:43 > 0:13:45# Doesn't matter what may come my way
0:13:45 > 0:13:48# Believe me now I will win someday! #
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