0:00:06 > 0:00:11# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through
0:00:11 > 0:00:14- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!
0:00:14 > 0:00:18# Believe me now I will win some day. #
0:00:19 > 0:00:23TV: 'Today, we are profiling the life of Obadiah Johnson.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26'He was a highly successful secret agent,
0:00:26 > 0:00:30'well known for his skills as a deadly poisoner.
0:00:30 > 0:00:34'He worked with an accomplice known only as Cyanide Sue.
0:00:34 > 0:00:39'Their favourite method was to slip poison into their victim's soup.'
0:00:39 > 0:00:44- Finders keepers, Crash! - Look, it was in my room, on my bed!
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Please can I have some peace and quiet?!
0:00:48 > 0:00:52I'm trying to get this recipe right for Jane,
0:00:52 > 0:00:57- and I can't even hear myself think! - Too late, she's just arrived.- Oh...
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Out! Go on, out!
0:00:59 > 0:01:03I don't know why you're making such a fuss over her, anyway.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Her family's from the same island as my family,
0:01:06 > 0:01:11so I'm preparing this local speciality - knock 'em dead soup.
0:01:11 > 0:01:16- Knock 'em dead?- It's not just soup, it's a way of life.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19When I get it right, this stuff is lethal!
0:01:19 > 0:01:23- I saw this one...- Hey, everyone, I'd like you to meet Jane.
0:01:23 > 0:01:28- She's a student care-worker and she'll be here a few days.- Hello!
0:01:28 > 0:01:32Hey, Norwich City... You like football?
0:01:32 > 0:01:37- But if you're a Norwich City fan, maybe you don't.- That's Lol,
0:01:37 > 0:01:40and this is his brother Bouncer.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Bouncer, are you all right?
0:01:59 > 0:02:01OK, boss, Duke here.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05Knock 'em dead. ..That's right. I need to know now.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08I know it's a secret!
0:02:08 > 0:02:12Look, spill the beans before it's too late.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Got to go.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16(Too many people around.)
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Jane...you are to me
0:02:33 > 0:02:35What Norwich Citeee
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Would to me be
0:02:37 > 0:02:39If I went to see
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Them every Saturdeee.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Bouncer?!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Sorry.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Oh, dear.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53It's not what you think.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57All right, it is. It's a poem for Jane.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01But it's useless! I can't give her any of this rubbish.
0:03:01 > 0:03:06A letter would be more romantic. I could write it for you.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10No, no. Just go away - I need to be alone.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13OK.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Do you really think a letter might work?
0:03:17 > 0:03:21You've got to deliver this letter to Jane's house.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24And don't open it, it's from Bouncer.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26OK.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30- Where does she live? - You'll have to find out. Be cunning.
0:03:30 > 0:03:35You have to be really clever, Marco. You can't let her suspect a thing.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48OK, that's far enough.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Give us the letter.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Such a loyal little postman.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58But Bouncer won't thank you when he has to visit you in hospital.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02Think about it. You know it makes sense.
0:04:11 > 0:04:17This'll keep you all quiet when it's finished. Here, try this.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21It's all right.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28Still not right. Something's missing...
0:04:28 > 0:04:33- Knock 'em dead!- Hi, Duke. Any luck with our "little problem"?
0:04:33 > 0:04:38I called the boss, but I still don't know the secret ingredient.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Mmm. This stuff is to die for!
0:04:42 > 0:04:46Yeah, but it's still not quite right.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Hayley, you try it.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13"Jane, finding the right words to say how I feel for you
0:05:13 > 0:05:18- "is like looking for the purple ones in the pick'n'mix of life." - What a sap!
0:05:18 > 0:05:22"You are like the light in the fridge -
0:05:22 > 0:05:25- "always on, even in the cold and dark."- What?
0:05:25 > 0:05:30- Wouldn't it be cool if we wrote back?- Why? We don't like Bouncer.
0:05:32 > 0:05:36No, but if we write to him, and he thinks it's Jane...
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Ah, and "Jane" asks for presents?
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Get with the programme, Rio.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45We write... he gives... we get. Like it!
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Pen, paper - now!
0:05:50 > 0:05:53HE GROANS
0:05:55 > 0:05:57What's the matter?
0:05:57 > 0:06:01I dunno. Bad stomach. Must have been something I ate.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04'Knock 'em dead soup.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07'This stuff's lethal...lethal...lethal!'
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Bouncer! She's written back!
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Well, what did she say?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31- "I like a man in yellow shorts." - What?
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Hi, Jane.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- Hi, Lol! - You look like a fruit salad!
0:06:40 > 0:06:42It's to impress Jane.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46- I'll impress her with the scorpion kick!- Scorpion kick?
0:06:46 > 0:06:48- Bounce...- Ready, Lol?
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Bouncer, don't! Bounce!
0:06:51 > 0:06:53- Ready?- Bouncer!
0:06:53 > 0:06:54Seriously!
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Chuck it up!
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Bouncer, are you OK?
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Yeah...
0:07:08 > 0:07:12Yeah, I'm fine.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Just give me two minutes, OK?
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Jane!
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Jane!
0:07:26 > 0:07:28I've got it!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35(Brilliant. Well?)
0:07:35 > 0:07:40(Lady's fingers. That's what we need. Come on.)
0:07:51 > 0:07:53..Best wishes,
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Bouncer.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04I'm not taking it. I'm on strike.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Postmen only strike at Christmas.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10It's more romantic if it's delivered to her house.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14Something's not right. She told me she's got a boyfriend.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18- She's not married - I'm still in with a chance.- Look at this letter!
0:08:18 > 0:08:21- The handwriting is terrible. - That's a sign of intelligence.
0:08:21 > 0:08:26- It's totally unprofessional. - Well, romance is dangerous.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Let's not do anything rash now, Postie.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Just hand it over,
0:08:39 > 0:08:41nice and slow.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47They're trying to poison us with that soup.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50They've found special ingredients -
0:08:50 > 0:08:53it's fingers!
0:08:55 > 0:08:57They're trying to poison us!
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Oh...
0:09:05 > 0:09:08# I've got a letter, a love letter
0:09:08 > 0:09:11# I've got a letter
0:09:13 > 0:09:16# I've got a letter
0:09:16 > 0:09:18# She loves me... #
0:09:20 > 0:09:22"Dear Bouncer...
0:09:22 > 0:09:25"..boyfriend...
0:09:26 > 0:09:28"..rabbit...
0:09:29 > 0:09:31"..chocolates?"
0:09:35 > 0:09:39Dear Jane, just to say Mr Sniffles the rabbit is on his way,
0:09:39 > 0:09:45with lots of chocs in a beautiful box for you to eat today.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Marco! Marco!
0:10:01 > 0:10:02- Layla!- >
0:10:05 > 0:10:10Poisoner! You tried to poison Crash with this soup!
0:10:10 > 0:10:12I didn't try to poison Crash!
0:10:12 > 0:10:16Do you know how much chocolate he ate yesterday?
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Well, you tried to put us all to sleep,
0:10:19 > 0:10:23and I heard you talking on the phone to the boss.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Oh, the boss?!
0:10:25 > 0:10:29Don't tell Sid, but that's my auntie from the Caribbean.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32I'm not supposed to make international calls.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36But you put lady's fingers in the soup!
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Lady's fingers?
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Okra - the secret ingredient.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47This soup's not poison. It's ambrosia. Watch.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Mmm...
0:11:03 > 0:11:04Marco!
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Thank you, Postie.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15I'll take the chocolates.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17And I'll take Mr Sniffles!
0:11:17 > 0:11:20THEY YELL
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Give it back! Give it here!
0:11:23 > 0:11:25ALL SHOUT AT ONCE
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Where did you get them from?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Sniffles, I believe is his name.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38- Oh, dear. - OK, Bounce, nobody's perfect.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42You, me, Layla, we've all made mistakes.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46Sometimes it's better to raise both hands and say, "OK, I goofed."
0:11:46 > 0:11:50Humiliation is a part of growing up.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52- What are you talking about? - How do I put this?
0:11:52 > 0:11:56Chantal, Roxy and Rio wrote Jane's letters.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59- They've been making a fool out of you.- You what?
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Jane never even got your letters.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05So I'm still in with a chance, then?
0:12:05 > 0:12:09Bouncer, she thinks you're mad.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Anyway, I'm not writing any more.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Rise above the situation, Bounce.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Be a man.
0:12:19 > 0:12:20Oi!
0:12:20 > 0:12:25That's my rabbit. I've got the ears to prove it.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Here, take him, but remember -
0:12:28 > 0:12:31he's more of rabbit than you'll ever be!
0:12:34 > 0:12:37And we'll have these!
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Hmm, knock 'em dead soup...
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Hmm. Nice!
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Octopus, is it? Snail?
0:12:47 > 0:12:49- Mouse?- No.
0:12:49 > 0:12:54No, I can't say. It's a secret family recipe.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Um, Jane. We bought these for you.
0:13:00 > 0:13:05We've eaten half, but there's plenty left. We enjoyed having you here.
0:13:05 > 0:13:10- I suppose I'd better practise my scorpion kicks, though!- Hmm!
0:13:14 > 0:13:19I'm proud of you, bro. You see, you can do it. She's just a chick.
0:13:19 > 0:13:26- Hi, I'm the new student. Is this a good time?- Yeah! Have some soup!
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- Lol? Lol, are you all right?- Yeah!
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Lol?
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Boys!
0:13:35 > 0:13:40# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see my through
0:13:40 > 0:13:42- # And the fight won't get me down - No! No!
0:13:42 > 0:13:45# My dreams will turn things All around
0:13:45 > 0:13:49# With a smile upon my face I can see a better place
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!
0:13:52 > 0:13:56# Believe me now I will win some day. #