Scary Milly/Life Coach

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0:00:06 > 0:00:10# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through

0:00:10 > 0:00:14- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!

0:00:14 > 0:00:18# Believe me now I will win some day. #

0:00:19 > 0:00:21Who's this remind you of?

0:00:21 > 0:00:25Rio, when he doesn't brush his teeth.

0:00:27 > 0:00:30I am Vorg, the Lord of the Mask!

0:00:30 > 0:00:34I will destroy you!

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Rio! Come and play pool!

0:00:36 > 0:00:39I said pool! Now!

0:00:39 > 0:00:40I'm busy!

0:00:40 > 0:00:44I'm guessing you lot must have finished tidying up the attic, eh?

0:00:44 > 0:00:47Ages ago, Mike!

0:00:47 > 0:00:51- Very funny. Where d'you get the voodoo mask?- What's voodoo?

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Magic.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57Bad magic, scary magic.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Woo-ooh!

0:01:06 > 0:01:09Argh!

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Oh, Rio they're only teasing you. Don't worry about it.

0:01:25 > 0:01:30- I wasn't worried.- You should be, the mask might be ee-evil.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Ignore her. Forget I ever mentioned voodoo.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Right, everyone inside now.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41Elaine wants a word about the little girl who's arriving today.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Oh, Rio you can take the mask off now.

0:01:44 > 0:01:45Oh, you have!

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Now, what I wanted to say is...

0:01:51 > 0:01:53the thing is, Milly she's...

0:01:53 > 0:01:56well, she's different from the rest of you.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58What, you mean she hasn't been dumped?

0:01:58 > 0:02:03No, of course not. I mean yes, but the thing is she...she doesn't

0:02:03 > 0:02:07act the way you'd expect, and she doesn't like to speak.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10So everybody be... sensitive.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Yes, that's it. Be sensitive!

0:02:16 > 0:02:21Everyone, say hello to Milly.

0:02:21 > 0:02:22Hi, Milly.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Now I know it looks a bit strange...

0:02:31 > 0:02:35..and...scary...

0:02:35 > 0:02:39- around here, but you'll get used to it.- Rio!

0:02:41 > 0:02:45- Rio!- What?

0:02:45 > 0:02:46Come on, Milly.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48I'll help you unpack.

0:02:48 > 0:02:53Great, another weirdo,

0:02:53 > 0:02:56- just what this place needs! - Your face when she pushed you!

0:02:56 > 0:02:58I was only trying to cheer her up!

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Yeah, you did such a great job.

0:03:00 > 0:03:01Any idiot could see she was scared.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04Only cos you told her it was scary here. How sensitive was that?

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Oi! I am sensitive!

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Aren't I, Crash?

0:03:09 > 0:03:11I'm staying out of this.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Here, Crash!

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Listen, Bex, just because...

0:03:16 > 0:03:20- It's Rebecca.- So sue me, Becky. Just because I don't put pink hearts

0:03:20 > 0:03:23all over everything, doesn't mean I'm not sensitive.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Prove it.

0:03:28 > 0:03:29OK, I will.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Watch and learn.

0:03:33 > 0:03:34Hi, Wolfie, what's up?

0:03:34 > 0:03:39Elaine's threatening to set up a meeting between me and my parents.

0:03:39 > 0:03:40You up for it?

0:03:40 > 0:03:45Nah, it's a lost cause. They've let me down too many times before.

0:03:45 > 0:03:46I know how that feels.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Parents are useless, but don't let them get you down.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12I'm not.

0:04:12 > 0:04:13Us kids have got to be strong.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Justine, I'm OK.

0:04:16 > 0:04:21- I'm better off on my own. - Right, good.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24I just want you to be happy.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Always here for you, Wolfie.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Why is she being so nice to me all of a sudden?

0:04:34 > 0:04:35Dunno.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40She probably fancies you.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Maybe it is evil.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11But why is it picking on me?

0:05:12 > 0:05:16Dunno, you must have upset the dark forces.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19This is getting freaky.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21Don't be scared, Wolfie.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24What's all this yelling, this is supposed to be the quiet room!

0:05:24 > 0:05:28Who did that?

0:05:28 > 0:05:32Well? Who did it?

0:05:32 > 0:05:38Don't you mean, what did it?

0:06:20 > 0:06:24Lol, it's not funny. I'm a lone wolf, running free.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26I don't have emotional ties.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Justine Littlewood and the Wolf-boy!

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Grrrr!

0:06:35 > 0:06:38- It won't open!- I can't be locked in!

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Oi, stop mucking about. Let us out!

0:06:40 > 0:06:45Open the door! Open the door!

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Very funny, Crash. You know how Wolfie hates being shut in.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52It wasn't me! It wasn't!

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Come on, everyone's in the lounge.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56There's weird stuff happening here.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12So, let's get this straight.

0:07:12 > 0:07:16Crash, Wolfie and Lol were all playing with the mask

0:07:16 > 0:07:18and now all this creepy stuff has happened to them.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21What about me? Don't forget me.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24I've got it! Everyone who's touched the mask is cursed!

0:07:25 > 0:07:27I'm too young to be cursed!

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Don't say I didn't warn you.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Guys, look at this.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Looks like Milly's found a friend.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Does anyone else find her a bit creepy?

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Oh, very sensitive.

0:08:04 > 0:08:09The way she stares and doesn't speak, it really freaks me out.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Me too.

0:08:11 > 0:08:12I know I shouldn't say this,

0:08:12 > 0:08:16but maybe it's not the mask doing all this spooky stuff.

0:08:18 > 0:08:23- Maybe it's Milly. - You mean..... Milly's evil?

0:08:23 > 0:08:27You've both lost the plot. It can't be Milly, she's just a little kid.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Am I the only one with any sense?

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Aargh!

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Aargh!

0:08:40 > 0:08:43More juice, Wolfie?

0:08:43 > 0:08:47Justine, we need to talk after lunch.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49It's kind of, private.

0:08:50 > 0:08:54Sure, Wolfie. Like I said, I'm always here for you.

0:08:56 > 0:09:00It's the juice.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Oi! Milly was sitting there.

0:09:05 > 0:09:06And now she's not.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Er... Justine.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32- Justine.- What is it?

0:09:34 > 0:09:37It's just that...

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Come on, Wolfie, I don't have all day.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45The thing is, I'm really flattered

0:09:45 > 0:09:49that you're taking an "interest" in me.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52But... I'm not looking for a girlfriend right now.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55And you're telling me this because...?

0:09:55 > 0:09:59It's the way you've been acting, I thought you wanted us to be...

0:09:59 > 0:10:02boyfriend and girlfriend.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Get real! As if I'd fancy you.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07SCREAM

0:10:09 > 0:10:12Oh, no! The mask has struck - again!

0:10:12 > 0:10:14At least it's got a sense of humour!

0:10:14 > 0:10:16This isn't the mask, stupid.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19I haven't even touched the mask.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21This is cos I sat in Milly's chair at lunch.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Now do you believe me? She's evil!

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Rebecca's right.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Milly's got superhuman strength.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30- She pushed me right over. - What, like this?

0:10:33 > 0:10:36I'm gonna tell Elaine! Who's coming with me?

0:10:40 > 0:10:45Er, Wolfie... You never said, but why did you think I fancied you?

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Well, Rebecca said...

0:10:49 > 0:10:52What did Rebecca say?

0:10:52 > 0:10:55What's got into everybody today?

0:10:55 > 0:10:59Mike! Elaine! You've got to save us!

0:10:59 > 0:11:01You're not still obsessed with this mask?

0:11:01 > 0:11:05- It's not the mask we're afraid of, it's Milly.- Milly?- Milly?

0:11:05 > 0:11:08She's evil! Save us!

0:11:08 > 0:11:11Rebecca Chalmers, you lying, stirring little maggot!

0:11:11 > 0:11:14Don't you ever spread gossip about me again!

0:11:14 > 0:11:18- What on earth is going on? - None of your business.

0:11:18 > 0:11:22Justine! Go to the quiet room until you've calmed down!

0:11:22 > 0:11:26Stop shaking your head, you're spreading the bugs everywhere!

0:11:31 > 0:11:34I hope you're having a think about what you've done.

0:11:34 > 0:11:35Yeah, yeah.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Notice anything strange about that?

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Rio beware.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Bewar?

0:11:42 > 0:11:44- Should be an "e" on the end. - Exactly.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47You'd have thought evil forces could at least spell.

0:11:47 > 0:11:51Someone around here's having a laugh. And I think I know who.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Recognise this diary?

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Get off, that's my diary.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Bewar.

0:12:02 > 0:12:06Funny how it's spelt wrong, just like the writing on the wall.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08The mask wrote on Roxy's diary! Roxy's cursed too!

0:12:08 > 0:12:11No, Rio, Roxy wrote on the wall.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13And she did everything else as well.

0:12:13 > 0:12:17Well, done, Scooby Doo. D'you want a badge, or something?

0:12:17 > 0:12:18Why?

0:12:18 > 0:12:22- To teach you who's boss.- What's that to do with us?- That's just a bonus.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25I haven't laughed so much since I melted Layla's doll in the dryer.

0:12:25 > 0:12:29- But you made us suspect Milly! - Don't blame me for that.

0:12:29 > 0:12:34You lot decided Milly was evil. All I done was paint something on a wall.

0:12:34 > 0:12:39Oh, it was you then, was it?

0:12:50 > 0:12:53It doesn't matter who made us suspect Milly.

0:12:53 > 0:12:57- She's only seven and none of us have looked out for her.- Except Marco.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00But he's a bit a weird, isn't he?

0:13:00 > 0:13:02We've been acting like she's a vampire or something.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04She's just a little kid.

0:13:04 > 0:13:05And so cute.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08What?

0:13:08 > 0:13:09I always said she was cute.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11Does anybody know where Milly is?

0:13:11 > 0:13:15Probably crying her eyes out, the way you lot have treated her.

0:13:38 > 0:13:42Don't go changing channels, I know where you live!

0:13:49 > 0:13:51There's nothing like a home made cake!

0:13:53 > 0:13:57- And that's nothing like a home made cake.- Don't worry.

0:13:57 > 0:13:58Jackie will love it anyway.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01Why isn't she here? It's almost lunch time!

0:14:01 > 0:14:05Crash, she's not going to be rushing anywhere. She's injured, remember?

0:14:05 > 0:14:08We should have got a present to cheer her up.

0:14:08 > 0:14:12Flying Freddie Mercer's here! That's as good as a coming home present.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15Nonsense! I'm just an old has-been.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17An old has-been with an Olympic medal.

0:14:17 > 0:14:21- Freddie used to run with Jackie's grandpa in the olden days.- Oh, right.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24I can't wait, the three of us back together.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26One for all and all for one!

0:14:30 > 0:14:32The Three Musketeers!

0:14:57 > 0:15:00Aw, Superhero Marco lost his powers?

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Which superhero is he, exactly?

0:15:02 > 0:15:04Recycle man!

0:15:04 > 0:15:07- You're not funny! - Well, you've been wearing

0:15:07 > 0:15:10that for days, it's beginning to take on powers of its own!

0:15:10 > 0:15:11What's the matter, Marco?

0:15:11 > 0:15:15- You run out of costume ideas? - It's none of your business!

0:15:20 > 0:15:23They're right, I've completely run out of ideas.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26I can't go to Jackie's party without a new costume.

0:15:28 > 0:15:31No, I can't go just as Marco.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34Marco dresses up. I am what I wear.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39- Jackie's back! - Go without me. I'm a nobody.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42I'm the boringest boy in the world!

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Jackie! We've missed you so much.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47- Wait here, we've got a special surprise for you!- Hi Jackie.

0:15:47 > 0:15:48- Welcome home! - We're having a party for you!

0:15:48 > 0:15:51- So, you're the famous Jackie? Hi, I'm Mike.- Hi.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53- How's your leg?- Can we have a look?

0:15:53 > 0:15:55- Is it broken?- It would be in a cast if it was broken, wouldn't it?

0:15:55 > 0:15:58Leave me alone! I don't want to talk about it.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01- Surprise!- What's he doing here?

0:16:01 > 0:16:03Jackie?

0:16:03 > 0:16:08- I'll help you unpack.- What part of leave me alone don't you understand?

0:16:14 > 0:16:16All that work for nothing!

0:16:16 > 0:16:20She obviously doesn't want to be here.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22She was probably just tired after her journey.

0:16:22 > 0:16:24- Or her leg was hurting her.- Yeah.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27Let's go and see how she's doing.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30Crash, could you pop into my office? I need a chat with you.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35Well, that went down like a lead balloon.

0:16:35 > 0:16:37I'm sure she didn't mean it.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40Once she's settled in, she's bound to want to see you.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42I hope you're right.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47- Need a hand with that?- No, thanks.

0:16:52 > 0:16:57Actually Freddie, would you mind having a look at Duke's beans?

0:16:57 > 0:16:58I think I'm killing them.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Consider it done.

0:17:05 > 0:17:08I'm a boy! I can't dress up as a girl!

0:17:08 > 0:17:10No offence, girls are great.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12I just wouldn't want to be one.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14Oh, what am I going to do?

0:17:18 > 0:17:20About time! What did Elaine want?

0:17:20 > 0:17:23None of your business!

0:17:24 > 0:17:26Oh.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31The Three Musketeers.

0:17:31 > 0:17:32Not.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44Hello.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46We haven't met, have we?

0:17:46 > 0:17:48What's your name?

0:17:49 > 0:17:53Cat got your tongue? Cat got your tongue?

0:18:17 > 0:18:20Sorry, they won't do.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23I wore these when I dressed as a tramp!

0:18:26 > 0:18:30- Hey. What's up, kiddo? - Everyone's mad at me.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33Either that or I've got the world's worst BO.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38- Very funny.- Nobody's mad at you.

0:18:38 > 0:18:42Well, they're doing a pretty good job of pretending. "Go away, Tracy!

0:18:42 > 0:18:45"Leave me alone, Tracy!"

0:18:45 > 0:18:49Jackie's bound to be upset about having to come back and live here.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52Yeah, she probably heard about your cooking!

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Touche.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59So what's Crash's excuse?

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Look...

0:19:04 > 0:19:08I'm telling you this because right now he needs a friend

0:19:08 > 0:19:12more than he needs a care worker or a social worker.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15He's upset because his dad's been in touch.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17He wants to come and see him.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41SOBBING

0:19:43 > 0:19:45Can I come in?

0:19:48 > 0:19:50Are you gonna see him then?

0:19:52 > 0:19:55Dunno.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58Elaine says he's having anger management classes.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00That's a good thing, isn't it?

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Too little, too late!

0:20:02 > 0:20:05He might just want to say he's sorry.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08People like him always say they're sorry, they never mean it.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13- He might've changed. - What do you know about it?

0:20:13 > 0:20:16You don't know him! You don't even know your own dad!

0:20:17 > 0:20:20SHE SLAMS DOOR

0:20:20 > 0:20:22Nice one, Crash(!)

0:20:49 > 0:20:50Looks really painful.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53- Yeah.- So, what is it exactly?

0:20:53 > 0:20:56A stress fracture? A torn ligament?

0:20:56 > 0:20:59It's a sort of a soft tissue injury.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02- Sounds really bad. - Don't you believe me or something?!

0:21:08 > 0:21:12We're not insured to have a gardener. What were you thinking of?

0:21:12 > 0:21:15Look, he was only having a look at Duke's beans.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17And what if he hurts himself?

0:21:17 > 0:21:21Oh yeah, I forgot about the "Attack of the Killer Beans!"

0:21:21 > 0:21:23We can't be too careful.

0:21:23 > 0:21:27- This is a care home not an old folks recreation centre.- Oh!

0:21:29 > 0:21:31There must be something I haven't worn yet.

0:21:31 > 0:21:34Wore that, wore that, wore that.

0:21:36 > 0:21:37I've got nothing new!

0:21:37 > 0:21:41It's all old, old, old. Milly?

0:21:47 > 0:21:50See? Even Milly thinks I'm boring!

0:21:53 > 0:21:55I've been looking for you. Where are you going?

0:21:55 > 0:21:59- Best get out of your way. - Who says you're in the way?

0:21:59 > 0:22:03Young Elaine reminded me that I'm an old man.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05Not much use to anyone.

0:22:05 > 0:22:08Please don't leave. Jackie needs you.

0:22:08 > 0:22:11There's something wrong, Freddie. And it's not just her leg.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13What? What's wrong?

0:22:13 > 0:22:15I don't know.

0:22:15 > 0:22:18I was hoping you'd help me find out.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24Sometime before we get old would be nice!

0:22:27 > 0:22:29Do you think you can get her to the garden?

0:22:29 > 0:22:31I'll see what I can do.

0:22:41 > 0:22:45You look like you've lost a pound and found a sixpence.

0:22:45 > 0:22:50Feel like telling someone who will probably forget it all by tea-time?

0:22:51 > 0:22:54KNOCK ON DOOR

0:22:54 > 0:22:56Come on, you're wanted.

0:22:56 > 0:23:01- Go away.- Yeah, yeah, you want to be left alone. Well, you can't.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03Freddie's waiting in the garden for you.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06Well, I didn't ask him to come, did I?

0:23:06 > 0:23:08The least you could do is say hello.

0:23:10 > 0:23:14What would your grandpa think if he knew you were letting down one of his best friends?

0:23:19 > 0:23:22You don't have to see him if you don't want to.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24You're in charge.

0:23:26 > 0:23:30Look, this controls these.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33And they won't do anything you don't tell them to.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37Thanks, Freddie.

0:23:43 > 0:23:46- What?- In the hoop in one.

0:23:49 > 0:23:50OK, you're on!

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Yes! Yes!

0:24:22 > 0:24:24That's enough for me.

0:24:38 > 0:24:42You know, Jackie, when your Grandpa and I were young athletes together

0:24:42 > 0:24:46- we learned a lot about sports injuries.- I know.

0:24:46 > 0:24:49- Want me to take a look at that leg? - No.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54Why not?

0:24:54 > 0:24:58- Cos there's nothing wrong with my leg.- Oh?

0:24:58 > 0:25:00I faked it so I could come home.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03- Homesick, eh? - I was desperate. I missed everyone.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06Even Elaine the Pain?

0:25:06 > 0:25:08Yep, that is desperate!

0:25:08 > 0:25:11It was just training all the time.

0:25:11 > 0:25:15I want to be a runner like Grandpa, but it was too hard.

0:25:15 > 0:25:19And now I'm glad he's not here to see what a big fat failure I am!

0:25:19 > 0:25:22- You're not a failure! - You just weren't ready.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24But it was my one chance, and I've thrown it away!

0:25:24 > 0:25:26Don't you worry.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Just leave it with me.

0:25:33 > 0:25:35- Elaine, a drink?- Thank you.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38- Freddie, drink? - I've just spoken to the Academy.

0:25:38 > 0:25:42I'm to supervise some light training for Jackie until she's ready to go back.

0:25:42 > 0:25:46Good. So what do you think about that, Elaine?

0:25:46 > 0:25:48Oh , um I'm very impressed, Freddie.

0:25:48 > 0:25:52I'm sure she'll flourish under your supervision. Thank you.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54Here comes trouble.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58I bet you can't guess what I am.

0:25:58 > 0:26:02I'm old, and it's new!

0:26:02 > 0:26:04It's like looking in a mirror.

0:26:09 > 0:26:12- I'm sorry I was so mean to you, Tracy.- It's OK.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14Me too. I'm really sorry.

0:26:14 > 0:26:18Give me a break, this is more sickening than Mike's food!

0:26:18 > 0:26:21- Which reminds me. - We've got a party to go to!

0:26:28 > 0:26:31You could at least limp a bit, make it look more convincing!

0:26:51 > 0:26:55# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through

0:26:55 > 0:26:58- # And the fight won't get me down - No! No!

0:26:58 > 0:27:01# My dreams will turn things All around

0:27:01 > 0:27:05# With a smile upon my face I can see a better place

0:27:05 > 0:27:07- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!

0:27:07 > 0:27:12# Believe me now I will win some day. #