Whodunit?

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0:00:05 > 0:00:10# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through

0:00:10 > 0:00:14- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!

0:00:14 > 0:00:18# Believe me now I will win some day. #

0:00:19 > 0:00:20Oh!

0:00:22 > 0:00:24KNOCK AT DOOR

0:00:25 > 0:00:27What now?!

0:00:33 > 0:00:36Come in.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38I said, come in.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49Arrrrrrrrrgggggh!

0:00:56 > 0:00:59- Elaine?- Don't even think of laughing.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Whoever did this is in so much trouble!

0:01:07 > 0:01:10- It's not funny.- I want whoever's done this to own up.

0:01:11 > 0:01:15- Well? - It wasn't me.- What's going on?

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Cool! Who iced Elaine?

0:01:17 > 0:01:22- It's not funny!- This is serious! Elaine's clothes are ruined.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25And the office needs cleaning. Now, who did it?

0:01:25 > 0:01:29Um, Shelley, I wonder if Justine knows something we don't.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32She arrived later than everyone else.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Why don't you hop back under your stone, Bex?

0:01:35 > 0:01:39- Touched a guilty nerve, have I? - Rebecca, you're wrong.

0:01:39 > 0:01:44At the time of the incident, Justine was with me in the quiet room.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Then you multiply by 24.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Arrrrggghhh!!

0:01:50 > 0:01:52BOTH: Elaine.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Probably got her finger stuck in the disc drive.

0:01:55 > 0:01:59I'll see what's going on. You finish your homework.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03So Justine, seeing as you're the only one I can rule out, you can go.

0:02:03 > 0:02:08- Everyone else will stay till the culprit owns up.- That's not fair!

0:02:08 > 0:02:12- Tell 'em, Justine!- Jackie, Crash and I have cinema tickets.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15You can't go till we find out who did this.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18With your powers of deduction that'll be the 12th of never.

0:02:18 > 0:02:22- What if I solve the crime? - That's up to you, Justine.

0:02:22 > 0:02:27Whoever did this will be grounded. and will clean the office tomorrow.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30If no-one owns up, you'll all be grounded.

0:02:30 > 0:02:31What?!

0:02:31 > 0:02:33You've got one hour.

0:02:33 > 0:02:34One hour!

0:02:41 > 0:02:45Well, I'm not spending my Saturday scrubbing out the stupid office.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Come on, own up. Who did it?

0:02:47 > 0:02:49ALL DENY IT

0:02:49 > 0:02:53- Pack it in you lot. I'm trying to concentrate.- On what?

0:02:53 > 0:02:56I'm drawing a plan of the Dumping Ground,

0:02:56 > 0:03:00- so I can track everyone's movements. - Like that's gonna to help!

0:03:00 > 0:03:06- If I can't solve this I'm mate-less for the night.- No change there then.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12- Please don't argue.- Roxy and I are seeing Chantal tomorrow.

0:03:12 > 0:03:18If Shelley doesn't let us go, someone's going to be VERY sorry.

0:03:18 > 0:03:19Chill, Roxy.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22I'll sniff out whodunit.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Yeah, course you will.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Right, let's get started.

0:03:53 > 0:03:54Motives.

0:03:54 > 0:03:58Who would have a reason to commit such a despicable

0:03:58 > 0:04:01yet a genius crime against Elaine the Pain?

0:04:01 > 0:04:04I overheard a certain conversation earlier,

0:04:04 > 0:04:07I might already know the answer to that.

0:04:11 > 0:04:15Rebecca! You really should watch where you're going.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18- But YOU walked into ME! - I'm carrying things.

0:04:18 > 0:04:22- Never mind. I'm sure you'll remember next time.- Next time!

0:04:22 > 0:04:23SHE LAUGHS

0:04:23 > 0:04:27Don't laugh. She's ruined my brand new top! Ruined it!

0:04:27 > 0:04:30She's going to pay for this.

0:04:31 > 0:04:35So you've made Elaine pay and now it's time to own up.

0:04:35 > 0:04:39Surely you don't think it's me, Inspector Moron!

0:04:39 > 0:04:42There's no denying it, Becky. You are so guilty.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45Right, you gonna confess to Shelley or what?

0:04:45 > 0:04:47No, I am not because I didn't do it.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50But on the subject of motives, Roxy,

0:04:50 > 0:04:53I think you and Rio have some explaining to do.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57Elaine, someone must want to foster us!

0:04:57 > 0:05:01It's hard to place siblings with behavioural problems.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04- So we're rubbish?- No! You're both very...special.

0:05:04 > 0:05:08Your stupid foster parents aren't good enough for us!

0:05:08 > 0:05:11- Yeah, they're the rubbish ones! - And so are you!

0:05:11 > 0:05:15We'll talk about this when you've calmed down a bit.

0:05:15 > 0:05:20Don't worry, Rio. We'll sort the old bat out in our own "special" way.

0:05:22 > 0:05:26We're always shouting at Elaine. Doesn't mean we did it.

0:05:26 > 0:05:30- Mmm, the plot thickens. - Oh, this is stupid!

0:05:30 > 0:05:34Yeah, come on, one of you obviously did it.

0:05:35 > 0:05:41- What?- Well, you three weren't exactly nice to Elaine earlier.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49- Um, more lemon.- And lots more sugar.

0:05:51 > 0:05:52Elaine!

0:05:52 > 0:05:57- Mmm, totally delicious.- That's the first successful cake I've made!

0:05:57 > 0:06:01- Except you didn't make it, we did it.- And it took us ages!

0:06:01 > 0:06:05- Elaine, that was for our tea! - Very scrummy it'll be too.

0:06:05 > 0:06:06Elaine!

0:06:06 > 0:06:07What?!

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Mmm!

0:06:16 > 0:06:19- It wasn't us. - I kind of wish it was, though.

0:06:19 > 0:06:23Let's face it, Elaine had it coming to her.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26She's managed to irritate everyone today.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29Including us, she gets on my nerves...

0:06:30 > 0:06:33- Oops.- Something you want to tell us, Marco?

0:06:37 > 0:06:39- Aagghhh! - Girl over-board, me hearties!

0:06:39 > 0:06:42- What is going on in here?! - Shark attack!

0:06:42 > 0:06:44That's enough of that!

0:06:44 > 0:06:48Milly! Have you been in the treat cupboard again?

0:06:48 > 0:06:53- Get your paws off our treasure.- You don't help yourselves to chocolate!

0:06:53 > 0:06:57You could have had my eye out with that! Now play something quieter.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02It's about time Elaine the Pain walked the plank!

0:07:02 > 0:07:05So, c'mon Miss Marbles. Whodunit?

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Looks like, um... you've all got a motive.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11- What about Alice?- Don't be a muppet!

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Alice wouldn't do something like that.

0:07:14 > 0:07:18Yeah, she was probably chatting to her fairy friends.

0:07:18 > 0:07:22Oh, this is stupid! Justine hasn't got a clue who did it.

0:07:22 > 0:07:27- Why should we...?- According to the evidence, you're the prime suspect.

0:07:27 > 0:07:32- So, let's hear your alibi.- What?- You had the motive and the opportunity.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Where were you when Elaine got iced?

0:07:34 > 0:07:39I don't have to answer your daft questions, Justine Littlebrain.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Rub that out! Rub it out!

0:07:41 > 0:07:43What about Roxy and Rio?

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Don't they need an alibi too?

0:07:45 > 0:07:48We didn't ice Elaine, did we, Rio?

0:07:48 > 0:07:52No need. We were too busy getting our own back on her.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09If we were letting Elaine's tyres down,

0:08:09 > 0:08:15- we couldn't be in two places at once. That's our alibi.- Fair enough.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Two down, six to go.

0:08:17 > 0:08:22- What about you three?- Cross us off, too. We'd already got our revenge.

0:08:39 > 0:08:44I don't think she enjoyed her second slice of cake as much as the first!

0:08:44 > 0:08:48So we're left with Marco and Milly, plus our prime suspect, Bexie,

0:08:48 > 0:08:53- who won't or can't provide an alibi because she is guilty!- I think not.

0:08:53 > 0:08:54Tell her, Crash.

0:08:54 > 0:08:58Crash? Weren't you with Jackie?

0:08:58 > 0:09:02No, because he was declaring his undying love to me at the time.

0:09:02 > 0:09:06You and Rebecca? That is the saddest thing I've heard all year!

0:09:06 > 0:09:10I was just helping her with her English homework!

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Whatever. Moving swiftly on.

0:09:23 > 0:09:27Weapons. Whoever iced Elaine must have used a weapon

0:09:27 > 0:09:32- to create that amount of force. OK. I need a volunteer.- What for?

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Well, it's called a reconstruction.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42I'm not doing it.

0:09:44 > 0:09:48Exhibit A. Not a very likely weapon of revenge.

0:09:52 > 0:09:53Fire.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Pathetic. Next.

0:09:59 > 0:10:04Exhibit B, or more commonly known as The Wellards' Weapon of Choice.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Fire!

0:10:15 > 0:10:16Oh!

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Excellent shot,

0:10:19 > 0:10:24but I think it's obvious that this gun wasn't used in the crime.

0:10:26 > 0:10:30OK. Exhibit C. Marco and Milly's pirate cannon.

0:10:33 > 0:10:34Fire!

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Busted!

0:10:42 > 0:10:44You little monsters!

0:10:44 > 0:10:49I think we can surmise this was the weapon which iced Elaine!

0:10:49 > 0:10:51But we've got an alibi.

0:10:51 > 0:10:55We were hiding our treasure from Blue Beard Boyack!

0:11:05 > 0:11:07So you can cross us off that list too.

0:11:07 > 0:11:11- Inspector Clueless gets it wrong again!- Shut it.

0:11:11 > 0:11:15- Oh, this is a waste of time. - I've had enough.- Be quiet!

0:11:17 > 0:11:19I did it.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22I was too scared to tell you earlier.

0:11:22 > 0:11:26But why did you do it, Alice?

0:11:28 > 0:11:30What's up with you?

0:11:30 > 0:11:36Elaine wants me to go out with a new foster family who don't believe in fairies.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38What am I going to do, Roxy?

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Can't you consult your crystal ball?

0:11:41 > 0:11:44I'm serious.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Just tell Elaine to stuff it.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Oh, I couldn't do that.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Take a leaf out of the Wellard book.

0:11:52 > 0:11:56We've found that actions speak louder than words.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07Nice one, Alice.

0:12:07 > 0:12:12- So, how did you do it?- I borrowed Marco and Milly's pirate cannon...

0:12:16 > 0:12:19Added a few improvements...

0:12:22 > 0:12:24The rest was easy.

0:12:24 > 0:12:28I'm sorry everyone. I wanted to get grounded

0:12:28 > 0:12:31so I didn't have to go out with any foster families,

0:12:31 > 0:12:36especially ones who don't believe in fairies. I don't want to leave.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39You lot are my friends.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42- I'm not!- Shut up, Roxy.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45- Don't worry, Alice. - It's gonna be all right.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49Time's up.

0:12:53 > 0:12:57I want the guilty party to step forward.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05This is ridiculous! You're all going to be grounded.

0:13:05 > 0:13:09I want to talk to you all about discipline. Justine, you can go.

0:13:09 > 0:13:13- But...- Now please. This doesn't involve you.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15Right then.

0:13:16 > 0:13:17ARGH!

0:13:25 > 0:13:27- Justine!- Silly me!

0:13:27 > 0:13:30I won't be spending tomorrow on my own after all.