0:00:06 > 0:00:10# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through
0:00:10 > 0:00:14- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!
0:00:14 > 0:00:18# Believe me now I will win some day. #
0:00:19 > 0:00:22Why can't we help choose the new head care worker?
0:00:22 > 0:00:24It wouldn't be appropriate.
0:00:24 > 0:00:28- Head office is sending us their top three candidates.- What do they know?
0:00:28 > 0:00:31We live here - we should have a say.
0:00:31 > 0:00:35- What do you think, Mike? - I'm staying out of this one, kids.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39Look, you can greet the candidates and show them to the office.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42Gee, thanks, Shelley. You're all heart.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48CHILDREN CALL OUT TO EACH OTHER
0:00:51 > 0:00:55- Crash, on your head. - I don't believe you lot!
0:00:55 > 0:00:59- Things are being turned upside down and you're playing!- Crash is right.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Shelley's leaving, we're getting a new head care worker,
0:01:01 > 0:01:04and no-one's even asked us how we feel about it!
0:01:04 > 0:01:07What difference will it make? We're just care kids.
0:01:07 > 0:01:12That attitude will land us another Elaine. Is that what you want?
0:01:12 > 0:01:16- What do you suggest, Bob Geldof? - I don't know,
0:01:16 > 0:01:19that's why I'm talking to you guys.
0:01:19 > 0:01:20I've got it.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24We can put the candidates through the dumping ground test.
0:01:24 > 0:01:29- Since when has there been a dumping ground test?- There isn't one...yet.
0:01:55 > 0:02:00- What do we want from our care worker? - Who cares? They'll be rubbish.
0:02:00 > 0:02:05Milly and I have got a fancy-dress party, and we haven't got any hats,
0:02:05 > 0:02:08so they need to be able to make costume hats, good ones.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Number one.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Must be creative.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Someone who could shoot some hoops might be good.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Number two - a sporty person.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20That's good. Keep 'em coming.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Someone who knows cool things, like the name of Johnny Depp's wife!
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Number three - popular knowledge.
0:02:25 > 0:02:30- Anything else?- Well, I've got a good sense about people.
0:02:30 > 0:02:34I can see auras sometimes. It's like a sixth sense.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Fair enough, they must be able to pass the Alice test.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Everybody happy?
0:02:40 > 0:02:44Great. So we're gonna have some arty-farty, beefy know-it-all,
0:02:44 > 0:02:46with a special aura. Sounds realistic(!)
0:02:46 > 0:02:49ALL: Shut up, Roxy!
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Well, hello there.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56I'm Mr Willis. It's a pleasure to meet you.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00- This way, please. - My very own guides - splendid.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04What a fascinating staircase. Great feature.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08These old houses really do have it all, don't they? Fascinating stuff.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Fascinating. Right...
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Oh, Mr Willis, come in.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Oh, yes!
0:03:22 > 0:03:26Cheer up, mate. It might never happen.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28You've not met Mr Willis.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31I don't even know why Shelley wants to leave.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35Um, number one - constant food fighting.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39Number two - constant pranks. Number three... Need I go on?
0:03:39 > 0:03:42You won't be laughing with some old dinosaur breathing down your neck!
0:03:42 > 0:03:47Hopefully Duke'll be back by then, and he can do the dinosaur taming!
0:03:47 > 0:03:52Mike, I think you need to accept that Duke's not coming back.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54You're just like us.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58You come in here thinking it's just for a few days,
0:03:58 > 0:04:00but it turns into forever.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Well, better go and pick up Mr Fascinating.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Thanks very much.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Absolutely delightful to meet you.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18Mr Willis, there are some fascinating, um, period features...
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Would you like to see them?
0:04:20 > 0:04:25- Oh, really? Yes, please, that would be...- Fascinating?
0:04:28 > 0:04:32Let's play the Weakest Care Worker.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34WEAKEST LINK JINGLE
0:04:34 > 0:04:35Mr...?
0:04:35 > 0:04:36Er, Willis.
0:04:36 > 0:04:41Mr Willis, we have certain standards here at the dumping ground.
0:04:41 > 0:04:47And we all agree that our new head care worker must be creative.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51- I don't understand. - They have to be able to make things!
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Things like fancy dress.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Here are your materials.
0:04:56 > 0:05:01Marco and Milly need two costume hats.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04You have five minutes.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08Your time starts...now.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16These are rubbish!
0:05:18 > 0:05:20I tried my best.
0:05:20 > 0:05:25You are the weakest care worker. ALL: Goodbye.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41So, Alice, what did his aura tell you?
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Was he a boring man, by any chance?
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Wow, Roxy, did you sense it, too?
0:06:02 > 0:06:05POP MUSIC ON RADIO
0:06:08 > 0:06:10GETS LOUDER
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Nice moves.
0:06:28 > 0:06:33Well, thank you very much. I'll wait to hear from you.
0:06:33 > 0:06:39- This way for the last part of the interview, please.- No, I've just...
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Oh. So, what's all this, then?
0:06:45 > 0:06:48We expect our head care worker to know all kinds of cool stuff.
0:06:48 > 0:06:53- So we have some questions to test you out on.- A quiz?
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Well, that should be a doddle.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Used to have nightly quizzes in my last home.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01The losing team did the dishes.
0:07:01 > 0:07:06Ha-ha. Right. Ready when you are.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Your five minutes start...now!
0:07:09 > 0:07:13- In The Simpsons, what's the name of the school principal?- Skinner.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- Who does David Beckham play for? - Real Madrid.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20- What's the name of Gwyneth Paltrow's child?- Strawberry, peach... Apple!
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Mrs Hood, you scored full marks.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Of course I did.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Which means... you leave with nothing.
0:07:38 > 0:07:43- What? Why? - Nobody likes a know-it-all.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- You are the weakest care worker. - ALL: Goodbye!
0:07:46 > 0:07:47Goodbye.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Hmmph!
0:08:05 > 0:08:09So, Mystic Meg, what did you learn from your sixth sense this time?
0:08:09 > 0:08:14Her aura was very clear. There was a lot to see.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30It's not looking good. They've both been hopeless.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31And these are the top three.
0:08:31 > 0:08:37Chill, the next one's called Lucy. She might be what we're looking for.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41Lucy's passed the costume challenge and survived the general knowledge,
0:08:41 > 0:08:43but can she go all the way?
0:08:43 > 0:08:46It all rests on this final ball.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Aw...
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Well, I've always said that nobody's perfect.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54She's fantastic.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07- There's only one person for the job. - That's me, right? Glad you think so.
0:09:09 > 0:09:14Mike, this is Lucy, our new head care worker. Well, hopefully.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Really? Nice to meet you.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19I'd shake your hand, but...
0:09:22 > 0:09:27You two should talk. After all, you could be working together. See you.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33So the interview went well, then?
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Oh, it's the perfect job for me.
0:09:35 > 0:09:40- Have you worked in many care homes? - No. I've just finished university.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44Well, don't worry, you'll have plenty of support from me.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48I doubt I'll need your help. You fix the bikes, I'll sort out the kids.
0:10:15 > 0:10:20Time to reveal who you think is the strongest care worker...
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Stop! Wait!
0:10:31 > 0:10:35Lucy's aura is really weird. I don't like her.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Don't be silly. Lucy will be great for us.
0:10:38 > 0:10:43- I hate to say it, but Alice is right.- What do you care?
0:10:43 > 0:10:48She worked at my old care home, but if you don't want to hear...fine.
0:10:48 > 0:10:53- I don't remember her.- That's because she dyed her hair.- Oh!
0:10:53 > 0:10:57- Come on, Roxy, spill the beans. - She left a boy in the attic
0:10:57 > 0:10:59with no food or water.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02He ended up eating his own pet gerbil.
0:11:02 > 0:11:07- Yeah, right(!) - Fine, don't say I didn't warn you.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11- I thought she'd be perfect.- Typical, this is as good as it gets for us.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Mr Fascinating, an over-eager quiz captain
0:11:14 > 0:11:18- and the Wicked Witch of the West. - There's got to be someone else.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Lunch, 15 minutes.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24And for dessert, there's ice cream!
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Under our noses the whole time.
0:11:34 > 0:11:35What?
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Lunch smells nice.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Thanks. What are you after?
0:11:53 > 0:11:56- We just realised. You fix our bikes. - Remember our birthdays.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00And never lose your temper, no matter how many stunts we pull.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03- You could run this place. - Just doing my job.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06No, you really could run this place.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Don't look so surprised.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12- We're all agreed that you're the best man for the job.- Who's we?
0:12:16 > 0:12:18ALL: Us!
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Wow, thanks.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24I'm not so sure it's really me, though, is it?
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Sorry, kids.
0:12:38 > 0:12:43- I can't believe I got my hopes up there.- This really sucks.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45I know.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51Well...I've made a decision.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54And I'm really going to miss you all,
0:12:54 > 0:12:59but I have no doubt my replacement is going to do a great job.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03So give a warm welcome to your new head care worker.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Well, if you want me, you've got me.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13CHEERING
0:13:15 > 0:13:19Roxy, there's one thing I don't understand.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Lucy said she'd just left university.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24she can't have been at your old care home.
0:13:24 > 0:13:29I know. I made it up, I didn't like the look of her either.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33Don't look at me like that. It doesn't mean I like you.
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