0:00:06 > 0:00:08# I can make my world come true
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# All my dreams will see me through
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Doesn't matter what may come my way
0:00:14 > 0:00:18# Believe me now I will win some day. #
0:00:22 > 0:00:26Oh! Oh, bother! Oh!
0:00:26 > 0:00:30It's OK. Just click "Undo".
0:00:30 > 0:00:31There you go.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35I knew that.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38- Of course I knew that.- Sure you did.
0:00:38 > 0:00:39Typical careworker.
0:00:39 > 0:00:44That's typical Head Careworker to you! A very busy Head Careworker.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Whatever.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52So, is this just a social visit?
0:00:52 > 0:00:55No, I had something to tell you, um...
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Oh, yeah.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03- There's load of smoke pouring out of the kitchen.- What?!
0:01:04 > 0:01:08SMOKE ALARM BLEEPS Oh, no! Oh, no.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14Maybe we could pick out the burnt bits?
0:01:14 > 0:01:16We'd have an empty dish. What's your point?
0:01:16 > 0:01:18It's not working, is it?
0:01:18 > 0:01:21I can't be Head Careworker and cook.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23D'you want me to take care of lunch?
0:01:23 > 0:01:28- You know what to do.- Hello, Krazy Fried Chicken? Yes, me again!
0:01:28 > 0:01:33Can I have two super-sized Megabuckets and six bottles of cola.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Yeah, can you charge it to Elm Tree House as usual?
0:01:36 > 0:01:40- Cheer up, Mike. You're doing a great job.- Really?- Yes.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Get extra chips and garlic bread!
0:01:43 > 0:01:47So, I've decided that we need a full-time cook at Elm Tree.
0:01:47 > 0:01:52- I was doing fine!- Ordering fried chicken's not exactly cooking.
0:01:52 > 0:01:57- I ordered pizzas and curries too! - Anyway, I've found a new cook.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01He's doing a course in Catering and Nutrition Technology.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04He's got great ideas for the Elm Tree menu.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Tracy's got great ideas!
0:02:06 > 0:02:10- Yeah, we're having kebabs on Wednesday!- Kebabs! We want kebabs!
0:02:10 > 0:02:13- We want kebabs!- Shut up, you lot!
0:02:13 > 0:02:17- Just give the new chef a chance!- Why?
0:02:17 > 0:02:19- All right, bro?- Bouncer!
0:02:23 > 0:02:28Bounce, this is great. The Plakovas are finally running this joint!
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Well, it had to happen one day.
0:02:31 > 0:02:37- Milly wants to know what's for tea? - Wouldn't you like to know? - Yes, that's why we're asking.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Well, I can't tell you.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43It's a surprise. But I will tell you this, it's very special.
0:03:02 > 0:03:03What is this?
0:03:03 > 0:03:06It's your first macrobiotic meal.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Steamed cabbage, brown rice and - special treat - mung beans.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13- These beans never came out of a tin! - None of this is out of a tin!
0:03:13 > 0:03:16- It's all unprocessed, whole and natural.- I love natural food.
0:03:16 > 0:03:22But that's just me. I have to keep away from additives. They make me go a bit loopy-loo.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25No worries with my food! It's perfectly balanced.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Ying and yang in perfect harmony.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Mmmm. You can really taste the yang.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Can't you just cook normal food?
0:03:33 > 0:03:36This is what Hollywood stars eat!
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Yeah, Shrek's donkey!
0:03:38 > 0:03:42Please don't fight. The tension's bad for your digestion!
0:03:42 > 0:03:45- So's this food! - Your brother seems to like it.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49- Don't get excited. He'll eat any old crud.- I can't eat this.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Sure you can.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Just use your imagination, OK!?
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Mmm, nice, juicy flies.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00I think I'll just eat toothpaste instead.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Good idea!
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Come on, Rio!
0:04:07 > 0:04:09- I'm not finished.- NOW!
0:04:12 > 0:04:17It's just the first day. I'm sure they'll come round. Won't they, Lol?
0:04:23 > 0:04:27You were right! They're shovelling down my oatmeal with soya milk.
0:04:27 > 0:04:33You'll eat anything when you're starving. It was this or eat my own hair. Believe me, it was close.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37- Stop! You won't even taste my food! - That's the point.- Right that is it.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40I'm banning all junk from now on.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43No sauces, pop, crisps or biscuits.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47- They make you hyperactive and manic. - My best qualities!
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Oh, how we'll miss them(!)
0:04:49 > 0:04:52What are you doing, bruv?
0:04:52 > 0:04:56It's for their own good. You have to break your addiction to additives.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59- It's out of control. - I'll show you out-of-control!
0:04:59 > 0:05:04- No! We need more love in this room. - Yeah, stop the hate, man!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08- What's wrong with you?- It's the food.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10It's been Bouncered!
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Becky!
0:05:45 > 0:05:49What is that sound - could it be Charlotte Church singing(?)
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- Shut it, Beaker.- You called? - How dare you touch my stuff.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56I only tidied our room. I thought it would be a surprise.
0:05:56 > 0:06:00Well, I hate surprises. Put it back like it was.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Of course I will. But first, I got you a present.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15It's your favourite top.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19It'll look loads better on you.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Did that just happen?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26OK, this is just getting creepy.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30All the tension, all the anger.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Just breathe it out and push it away.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37What are you doing? I thought it was you and me against the world!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- Why do we have to be against anything?- Cos we DO.
0:06:40 > 0:06:45House meeting, now! Agenda - get rid of Bouncer and his manky meals!
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Sorry, Tracy but we like Bouncer's food.
0:06:48 > 0:06:53- You're welcome to join our yoga circle, though.- Yeah, right(!) Om!
0:06:53 > 0:06:57That's the spirit! Let's all follow Tracy's mantra. Om!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Om!
0:07:22 > 0:07:27- Bouncer was right!- Yeah, I suppose we were eating too much rubbish.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31No! He said additives make you hyperactive and out of control.
0:07:31 > 0:07:37Without them, the Dumping Ground will never be the same. We have to get them back. Who's with me?
0:07:37 > 0:07:41- Me.- Jackie, what about you? - There's no need to take sides.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45- Crash?- Just chill, Beaker.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Justine?
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Can't. I'm buying Rebecca a present.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54- Don't tell her, though, it's a surprise.- You are kidding me?
0:07:54 > 0:07:59No, it's like I'm finally at peace with myself.
0:08:00 > 0:08:05- Me and Milly say we'll help you, Tracy.- Thanks, you two.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07OK, guys, and, uh, spider.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11Let's get our additives back before we all turn...
0:08:11 > 0:08:14nice.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18So you wind me up for weeks and weeks about my cooking,
0:08:18 > 0:08:21and now you want me to take it over again?
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Yep. Can't wait for Mike's Special Fish Surprise!
0:08:24 > 0:08:30- You said it smelt like sewage worker's wellies.- In a good way. - You said it tasted like bin juice.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32We like bin juice!
0:08:32 > 0:08:35See? It's a compliment!
0:08:35 > 0:08:41You are not gonna get around me that easily. Things have been nice and quiet here since Bouncer took over,
0:08:41 > 0:08:46and that's the way... # Uh-huh uh-huh I like it, uh-huh... #
0:08:48 > 0:08:50What? It's a joke!
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Come on, lighten up!
0:09:03 > 0:09:05I am the tree of the universe.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08The winds of love blow through my every leaf.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10What are you doing?
0:09:10 > 0:09:16Isn't it beautiful? Rio's written a poem, and we're exploring our emotions through movement!
0:09:16 > 0:09:19- Come on guys, join in!- Join us.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- Join us.- No, Milly!
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- Marco, we have to get out of here! - I can't leave her!
0:09:25 > 0:09:30Join us...join us...join us....
0:09:30 > 0:09:33join us...join us...
0:09:37 > 0:09:40All right, I give up.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42- Where's the taste?- Sorry.
0:09:42 > 0:09:47Taste would destroy the natural balance of ming and mank.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Ying and yang.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53You guys actually LIKE this?
0:09:53 > 0:09:57Course they do! It's about time they had some healthy food.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01Oh, as opposed to mine, I suppose?
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- No offence, like. - Please don't fight!- We're not!
0:10:04 > 0:10:07OK, I know how to solve this once and for all.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09- How?- A cooking contest.
0:10:09 > 0:10:15- The loser never cooks at the Dumping Ground ever again. - And who judges this contest?
0:10:15 > 0:10:19- Isn't it obvious? Me!- You?
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- No way!- I think we should find a neutral judge.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Can't we make it a contest where everyone wins?
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Yeah!
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Competition really misaligns your...
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Chakras.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36OK...those two.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39You're on.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- Want a bite? - I don't eat bread any more.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Shame.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Dried tofu?
0:10:48 > 0:10:52Bulgur wheat? Bruv, you don't actually like this stuff?
0:10:52 > 0:10:56Of course I do. It's natural...and it's healthy,
0:10:56 > 0:11:00and then there's the ying... and the yang.
0:11:00 > 0:11:05- For the love of Billie Piper, give me that cheese sandwich!- Bounce...
0:11:05 > 0:11:08who are you trying to impress, mate?
0:11:08 > 0:11:11There's this girl on my course.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Women?
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Your second greatest weakness.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17What's her name?
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Eh, Forest Rain Mountain Blossom.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Her real name.
0:11:21 > 0:11:27Lucy Jones. She only goes out with macrobiotic vegans. I was trying to prove I'm good enough for her.
0:11:27 > 0:11:33Of course you are. But cook healthy NORMAL food for the kids - don't turn them into robot aliens.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37- Macrobiotic vegans.- Exactly.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39You're right.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42I should do some real cooking.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45That's mine.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49We can't rely on the hippy twins to pick the winner. It's sabotage time.
0:11:49 > 0:11:54I need you to distract Bouncer while I chuck a load of chilli powder in his food.
0:11:54 > 0:11:59- What's wrong?- It seems so mean. Poor Bouncer, he's worked so hard.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Oh, Roxy, not you too!
0:12:02 > 0:12:07Sorry, Tracy. I can't fight it any more. I've got to give Rio a hug.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23Ladies and gentlemen, steamed broccoli, Brussels sprouts, organic couscous
0:12:23 > 0:12:26and...
0:12:26 > 0:12:28bancha twig tea.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Mmmm, delicious.
0:12:34 > 0:12:40- Yes!- OK, well you've tried the rest, now try the best!
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Pasta a la Bouncer.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Chicken in a tomato sauce.
0:12:45 > 0:12:46And to drink...
0:12:46 > 0:12:50for a special treat only, fizzy pop.
0:12:50 > 0:12:54Better not. Additives and me, not a pretty sight.
0:12:54 > 0:12:58- You were supposed to cook your usual splodge!- He should be disqualified!
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Judges, take your forks!
0:13:07 > 0:13:11- Water!- Here you go.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18- Aaarrgh!- Alice!
0:13:18 > 0:13:22It's the additives! I told you, they make me loopy.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Food fight!
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Stop it! Stop...!
0:13:27 > 0:13:31Sorry, I don't know what's got into me!
0:13:31 > 0:13:36- 50 different E-numbers and a bit of chilli! - I can't believe I started this!
0:13:36 > 0:13:40Nor can I. Nice work. And that's coming from a professional.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42# I can make my world come true
0:13:42 > 0:13:45# All my dreams will see me through
0:13:45 > 0:13:48# And the fight won't get me down
0:13:48 > 0:13:51# My dreams will turn things all around
0:13:51 > 0:13:53# With a smile upon my face
0:13:53 > 0:13:56# I can see a better place
0:13:56 > 0:13:59# Doesn't matter what may come my way
0:13:59 > 0:14:02# Believe me now I will win some day. #