Toddler in Town

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0:00:06 > 0:00:11# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through

0:00:11 > 0:00:14- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!

0:00:14 > 0:00:18# Believe me now I will win some day. #

0:00:23 > 0:00:25What do you think's in there?

0:00:25 > 0:00:27- I haven't a clue. - I've never noticed it before.

0:00:27 > 0:00:32- We could open it with a crowbar. - Yeah!- There's got to be a key somewhere. I'll have a look.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36It could be full of cash.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38Maybe it's full of bones

0:00:38 > 0:00:44and some poor, tortured soul will haunt the Dumping Ground...

0:00:44 > 0:00:47- forever!- Don't be daft.

0:00:47 > 0:00:48There's no such thing as ghosts.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50THEY SCREAM

0:00:56 > 0:00:59Are you sure you're OK?

0:00:59 > 0:01:00I love tomatoes.

0:01:00 > 0:01:05- You should sit down. - Half past two.- You need to take him to the doctor's, Elaine.

0:01:05 > 0:01:10You know what the rules say - two members of staff present at all times.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13- This place doesn't run itself, you know.- Chill out, Elaine.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16It's not rocket science. I could run this dump with my eyes closed.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18And what's in it for you?

0:01:18 > 0:01:21A week of late passes.

0:01:21 > 0:01:22Deal?

0:01:22 > 0:01:26It doesn't look like we've got much choice.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30Bouncer counts as an adult, doesn't he?

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Oh, thanks for the vote of confidence, Elaine!

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Look, Elaine, you'll only be gone for one or two hours.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38What's the worst that can happen?

0:01:52 > 0:01:58Listen up, everyone. Thanks to Marco and Milly, we're officially a Mike and Elaine-free zone.

0:01:58 > 0:01:59- Whoo-hoo!- Yeah!

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Cool. No-one to tell us what to do, right?

0:02:03 > 0:02:07I've got late passes resting on this. So you lot need to get busy.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10- Jackie, dusting.- But...

0:02:10 > 0:02:14- Crash, your room seriously needs fumigating.- What?!

0:02:14 > 0:02:16I've known camel houses that smell better.

0:02:16 > 0:02:20And Becks, I've left you in charge of the toilet.

0:02:20 > 0:02:24Great, I'll use your head as a loo brush.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26- You've gotta be joking?- I'm not.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29We need to show Mike and Elaine that we can look after ourselves.

0:02:29 > 0:02:33- It's the first step to freedom. - And what are you going to do?

0:02:33 > 0:02:34Supervise.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37- DOORBELL - If you'll excuse me...

0:02:45 > 0:02:48Knock and run? Oh, please, is that the best you can do?

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Kids.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52BURBLING

0:02:55 > 0:02:58- So where did he come from? - I don't know.

0:02:58 > 0:02:59Maybe there's a clue in here.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02Shouldn't you be getting lunch ready, Sherlock?

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Well? What does it say?

0:03:10 > 0:03:13"My name's Charlie. Please look after me."

0:03:14 > 0:03:20Listen, Charlie, lesson number one in life, parents are rubbish.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Don't worry, I'll look after you.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26- Yeah, we'll help you, Justine. - Beats cleaning up, I suppose.

0:03:26 > 0:03:30I don't need anybody's help. He's a toddler. It'll be a doddle.

0:03:36 > 0:03:41- How come Justine hasn't got you lot cleaning as well?- Let her try.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43We have more important things to do.

0:03:43 > 0:03:47Like trying to open this chest and getting our hands on the treasure.

0:03:47 > 0:03:51One...two...three!

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Rio, come here.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18I don't believe it. Not even a crack.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20So what do you think's in there?

0:04:20 > 0:04:23- Well, whatever it is, it's ours, right?- Yeah.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Unless it's something creepy.

0:04:26 > 0:04:30Maybe it's something magical, like a time machine.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48HE LAUGHS

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Can't you play something a little less noisy?

0:04:59 > 0:05:03I'm trying to encourage his creative side.

0:05:03 > 0:05:07Alice could read his aura. It may help us...

0:05:07 > 0:05:09I don't need any hippy-dippy help.

0:05:09 > 0:05:13I can tell you lots of things. What he's been through,

0:05:13 > 0:05:14- how he's feeling... - SQUELCH

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Ugh!

0:05:17 > 0:05:19What he had for breakfast...

0:05:19 > 0:05:22- Better change his nappy. - Why me? You said you wanted to help!

0:05:22 > 0:05:25You don't want any hippy-dippy help, remember?

0:05:25 > 0:05:28No, it's just that I'm boss and it's my duty to delegate.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31What? Too chicken to change a nappy?

0:05:31 > 0:05:36I've changed hundreds of Billy's nappies. It's no big deal.

0:05:37 > 0:05:42- See?- Well, go on then. You'd better do it quickly before he...

0:05:44 > 0:05:47Move over. You couldn't take care of a potted plant.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Where did you learn to do that?

0:05:54 > 0:05:56It's just a nappy.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58No big deal.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04HE BLOWS RASPBERRY

0:06:23 > 0:06:25HE BABBLES

0:06:25 > 0:06:29Come on, Picasso. What are you going to draw?

0:06:29 > 0:06:32- That's it.- What's he doing?

0:06:32 > 0:06:35He's using my paints.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37I think it's what you'd call an...

0:06:37 > 0:06:40- Impressionist piece. - It's what I'd call a mess.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43Lesson number two in life, don't listen to your critics.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46- He's a bit too close. - Watch it! He's going to...

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Justine! Oh, no!

0:06:48 > 0:06:52- He didn't mean it. It was an accident.- It's all over the place!

0:06:52 > 0:06:55He's wrecked my homework! I spent days on that.

0:06:55 > 0:07:00- Oh, I can't believe this. It's ruined!- Oh, now look what you've done.- Me? You've got a nerve.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03- Look, just help me tidy up. - No chance.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06- Please?- You said you don't want our help, remember?

0:07:06 > 0:07:09What's going on? Charlie's crying.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12He's fine, aren't you, Charlie?

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Charlie? Charlie!

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Charlie!

0:07:18 > 0:07:19Charlie!

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Rio!

0:07:25 > 0:07:29- Aaaargh! I've busted my thumb! - Have you heard of knocking? - Ever heard of using a key?

0:07:29 > 0:07:31It's missing, clever clogs.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34- Yeah, well, so's Charlie. Have you seen him?- Who?

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Cute, snotty nose, about this high.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38- No.- Oh, forget it!

0:07:42 > 0:07:45- Have you seen Charlie?- Yeah.- No.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47What have you done?

0:07:47 > 0:07:50- He isn't a toy.- But he was crying.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52We just wanted to cheer him up.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55By dressing him up in a pink tutu?

0:07:55 > 0:07:58Er, Justine...

0:07:58 > 0:08:02No, listen, Alice, I'm in charge here today and I've got to look after Charlie.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04That's the thing.

0:08:04 > 0:08:05He's...gone.

0:08:08 > 0:08:09Charlie?

0:08:35 > 0:08:38- Charlie? Charlie! - Have you found him yet?

0:08:38 > 0:08:41Well, I did, but I lost him again.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44You idiot. I can't believe you lost him twice.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47- Just shut up and start looking, will you?- He could have really hurt himself.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50You can't let him out of your sight.

0:08:50 > 0:08:54Stop talking like you're an expert. I do have a brother his age.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56- Well, you're not the only one.- What?

0:08:57 > 0:09:02I've got a half-brother called Jake. Dad's girlfriend had a baby.

0:09:02 > 0:09:07I practically brought him up myself while they went out partying. So I am quite an expert actually.

0:09:07 > 0:09:12- Sorry.- Forget it. I'm going to check downstairs.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Charlie? Charlie?

0:09:26 > 0:09:27Charlie?

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Oh, Charlie, there you are.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39I thought I'd lost you.

0:09:39 > 0:09:40You're so cheeky, do you know that?

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Just like my brother Billy.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47Seeing you kind of makes me want to go back home.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50But that's our secret.

0:09:50 > 0:09:54Lesson number three in life, never admit defeat.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Oh, please let this be what I think it is.

0:10:27 > 0:10:28This is it, Charlie.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31Whatever's in this box is ours forever.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33No way!

0:10:33 > 0:10:36- Yeah, butt out. We saw it first. - But we found the key.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Lesson number four in life - finders, keepers.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48- What is it?- I don't know.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Maybe it's a giant tarantula.

0:10:50 > 0:10:54Or a shrunken head from 100 years ago.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00At least it was nothing serious.

0:11:00 > 0:11:04- I just hope they've survived without us.- Seems nice and quiet.

0:11:05 > 0:11:09- I can't bear it. Just open it! - You lot ready?

0:11:14 > 0:11:17THEY SCREAM

0:11:25 > 0:11:30- You saddo - you screamed like an old lady.- No, I never.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32You thought it was a ghost. Whoooo!

0:11:32 > 0:11:34So much for hidden treasure.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38Yeah, like that's going to happen in the Dumping Ground.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Lesson number five in life, expect to be disappointed.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44I heard screaming!

0:11:44 > 0:11:47Blow to your head, does funny things to the senses.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57BOTH: Justine?

0:11:57 > 0:11:58Mummy.

0:12:01 > 0:12:06Justine Littlewood can be very surprising sometimes.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Yeah, she did OK, didn't she?

0:12:08 > 0:12:11- So, is Charlie going to stay with us?- Please?

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Sorry, guys, he's just too young.

0:12:14 > 0:12:19I've made a few phone calls and I've already arranged temporary foster care for him.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28- Don't just stand there. Come and join us.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30- Why?- Well, he's cute.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32But he ain't no Michael Schumacher.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35What's this, then?

0:12:35 > 0:12:36Charlie...

0:12:37 > 0:12:40- He'll be OK, won't he? - Course he will.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Babies are big business.

0:12:42 > 0:12:49Last lesson for today, the best time to get dumped is when you're young and cute.

0:13:08 > 0:13:09Bye!

0:13:14 > 0:13:16- Bye!- See you.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20SHE SNIFFS

0:13:20 > 0:13:23- Don't tell me, hay fever?- Yeah.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27It's a killer, this time of year.

0:13:35 > 0:13:39# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see mE through

0:13:39 > 0:13:42- # And the fight won't get me down - No! No!

0:13:42 > 0:13:44# My dreams will turn things All around

0:13:44 > 0:13:48# With a smile upon my face I can see a better place

0:13:48 > 0:13:51- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!

0:13:51 > 0:13:53# Believe me now I will win some day. #