0:00:06 > 0:00:09- # I can make my world come true - Make my world come true
0:00:09 > 0:00:14# My dreams will see me through Doesn't matter what may come my way
0:00:14 > 0:00:18# Believe me now I will win some day. #
0:00:22 > 0:00:23Special Guest Day.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25What genius come up with that idea?
0:00:25 > 0:00:28Er, hello? We're here cos nobody wants us, remember?
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Your dad'll be here soon.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Yeah, where have I heard that before?
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Freddie's not here yet either.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36You don't think they've forgotten, do you?
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Traffic must be bad. That's all.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41You're meant to be late for parties.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44- It's fashionable. - Where did you come from?
0:00:44 > 0:00:47I'm practising my secret-agent sneaking.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50- You're getting good. - Have you got a guest coming?
0:00:50 > 0:00:54The CIA are sending a tough-talking super-agent to help on my mission.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57- KNOCK AT DOOR - That'll be her now.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Milly, tough-talking?
0:01:01 > 0:01:06- You better believe it.- Oh, no. No, I can't believe this is happening!
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Must've been something you said.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12What did you have to bring dog-face here for?
0:01:12 > 0:01:17- Nice to see you too!- All I wanted was some time with you on my own.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Justine, we have to get this sorted out.
0:01:19 > 0:01:24What's to sort? He moved in. I hated him. And I moved out. Sorted.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26- Stop it! - Would anyone like some lemonade?
0:01:26 > 0:01:29- Or peanuts?- No, ta, I'm allergic.
0:01:29 > 0:01:30- To lemonade?- No, to nuts.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33They make my throat close up.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36- You could die.- No, it's OK, see, cos I carry this pen.
0:01:36 > 0:01:41If I accidentally eat anything with nuts in it, I inject myself.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43- It's dead simple.- Just like you.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46You two have a nice day - together!
0:01:46 > 0:01:47Justine, wait!
0:01:47 > 0:01:52You know, you should really give your cousin a chance.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55He's got a lovely aura... all purple and sparkly.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Makes me glad I've got second sight.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01If you've got second sight, it needs glasses.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06SIREN
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Go on! Shoot!
0:02:21 > 0:02:24- Oh, Lol! - # There's only one Rio Wellard!
0:02:24 > 0:02:26# There's only one Rio Wellard! #
0:02:28 > 0:02:29THEY LAUGH
0:02:29 > 0:02:31# Goal! #
0:02:31 > 0:02:35- # Ain't we lucky there ain't two... # - Can I join in?
0:02:35 > 0:02:36Sure.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45- Would you like some help with that? - Thank you. I'd love some help.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Would you mind taking these coats inside for me?
0:02:48 > 0:02:50No problem. Glad to be of assistance.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53- I didn't know you had a guest, Alice.- I don't.
0:02:53 > 0:02:59- Oh. So, whose guest are you, then? - Roxy's.- Roxy?
0:02:59 > 0:03:04- This is Emily. She's my best mate. - Any friend of Roxy's is a friend of mine.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Come on, Roxy.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Course. You know me, I love to lend a hand.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Roxy, have you been in the sun too long?
0:03:18 > 0:03:20I'm so pleased you came.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22It's days like this I really miss Grandpa.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25You're doing really well.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27And I'm glad to be here.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30- Are you tired?- Tired? Me?
0:03:30 > 0:03:32I'm a long-distance runner.
0:03:32 > 0:03:37Don't even know the... meaning of the...word.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39HE SNORES
0:03:39 > 0:03:40- Jackie...- Shh!
0:03:42 > 0:03:45- Where's Justine?- I thought she was outside with her dad.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48No, he's playing footie. With her cousin.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52- That can't be good. Come on, let's go look for her.- Yeah. Hi.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Justine? What you doing in here?
0:04:05 > 0:04:09- Teaching my dad a lesson. - I think he's a slow learner.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13You don't have to talk to him. You can hang out with us.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17- And give your dad the evils from the sidelines.- All right, then.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Hi!
0:04:38 > 0:04:42Ah, Marco. A word in the office, if I may?
0:04:42 > 0:04:45They're taking me in for torture.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Don't worry, Agent Milly, I'll never talk.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49After you...
0:04:57 > 0:05:02- Greetings, Marco, how's it hanging? - Sorry, Mr Boxer, that's classified.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Ah, a secret agent, eh?
0:05:04 > 0:05:07There's nothing for it, Mrs Boxer.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10We'll have to administer the truth drug.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14- Ze green vons are ze most powerful. - Oh, no, not the green ones!
0:05:14 > 0:05:17We've got some very exciting news for you, Marco.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21The panel have assessed your form F, and...
0:05:21 > 0:05:23it's been accepted!
0:05:23 > 0:05:26We've finished the paperwork on your fostering.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30Your mission is to come and live with us!
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Mission accepted.
0:05:32 > 0:05:37- I'll just have to brief Agent Milly first.- Is Milly your friend who never speaks?
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Oh, yes. It's all very sad.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43Milly's not sad. She's the best friend I've ever had.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Those two are inseparable.
0:05:46 > 0:05:51Well, run along then, Marco, and go and brief "agent" Milly.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Good man. Shot! >
0:06:11 > 0:06:13It's yours, take it on.
0:06:13 > 0:06:19- All the way down. - HE BLOWS WHISTLE Right, game over. Time for tea.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Don't blow the whistle yet, ref, the super-sub's on!
0:06:21 > 0:06:26- Er, I think the super-sub's off. - What's that, lad?
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Your hair.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Oh, no, I've gone mouldy!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35No. It's green paint.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38I'll find out who did this.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- It was her! - Me?
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Typical. Something goes wrong, just blame a Wellard's friend.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Her hands were covered in green.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- Yeah. - You must be confusing me with someone else.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52There's no green paint now, Jackie.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56- But...I saw her. - Emily's been with us all afternoon.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Show's over, go on, tea, go.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01- Freddie, do you want some help cleaning up?- Don't worry about it.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05I've always wanted to be a punk rocker.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Milly, please don't be angry with me.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20I'll visit you all the time.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Every week. Every day.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24I'll buy you loads of presents.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26I won't forget you.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Milly!
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Agent Milly! Do you read me?
0:07:52 > 0:07:56OK, then, party people, get ready for Murder By Mocha.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Come on, Justine, cake makes it better.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14- Bruv, they're minging. - What have you put in it?
0:08:15 > 0:08:17I didn't make these.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Someone's messed with my mocha.
0:08:19 > 0:08:24Cayenne pepper, tomato sauce, cod liver oil and...
0:08:24 > 0:08:28- Pickled gherkins. Any chance of seconds?- John! What's the matter?
0:08:28 > 0:08:31You forgot one crucial ingredient. Nuts!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34OK, just relax. Everything's going to be fine.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38Just breathe as deeply as you can, John. You're going to be fine.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Just relax, yeah?
0:08:52 > 0:08:53Coming through!
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Step back, everyone.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00He just needs an injection.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02I thought you'd done a runner.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06- Well done, love.- It's nothing.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24So tell me, vot are your problems?
0:09:24 > 0:09:27I want to be fostered by the Boxers. They're perfect.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Zen why aren't you happy?
0:09:30 > 0:09:33I don't want to leave Milly behind.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36You can't be in two places at once.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Tell me something I don't know, Doc!
0:09:44 > 0:09:48I can't believe someone sneaked into the kitchen and spiked my brownies.
0:09:48 > 0:09:52Right after they'd done Freddie's head. Look!
0:09:52 > 0:09:55You know what this is? Sabotage.
0:09:55 > 0:10:00Someone's trying to ruin guest day? Yep. And they can't get away with it.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Nobody greens my friends.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05- How are you feeling now?- I'm OK.
0:10:05 > 0:10:10- But you nearly had your dad to yourself again there.- Typical.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13- Thanks, Justine.- It's OK.
0:10:13 > 0:10:18- Besides, I've always wanted to stick a needle in you.- I noticed.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21I never meant to come between you and your dad.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24If you want your old room back, I'll be fine on the sofa.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Thanks, I'll think about it.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32- All right, you two? - Yeah.- Yeah.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Wait!
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Someone's booby-trapped the doors.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Er, look what I've found!
0:10:54 > 0:10:56I knew it! You are so busted.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01- Come out of there! - Do you think I'm stupid?
0:11:01 > 0:11:04You guard the door, I'll get Mike.
0:11:08 > 0:11:13He's making it up. Emily hasn't done anything.
0:11:14 > 0:11:19OK. Emily, come out with your green hands up!
0:11:20 > 0:11:22What's wrong?
0:11:22 > 0:11:26You've got to believe me, she was covered in green paint!
0:11:26 > 0:11:30- How do you do that? - Never mind, Emily. They're always making up lies about me, too.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34Come on, guys, what's going on here, huh?
0:11:37 > 0:11:40- Twins!- And both evil.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Leg it!
0:11:52 > 0:11:56What's all the noise? What's going on?
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Don't worry, Special Agent Marco.
0:11:58 > 0:12:02We were attacked but we've got it under control.
0:12:19 > 0:12:26Meester and Meesus Boxer, I have invented a machine zat vill turn me into a zuper-bionic foster-child.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29But somesing vent wrong.
0:12:29 > 0:12:33Ze machine turned me into...
0:12:33 > 0:12:35a two-headed monster!
0:12:35 > 0:12:40And now you have to foster me and my other head.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Please?
0:12:46 > 0:12:51Um...Elaine, I assume a two-headed monster requires more paperwork?
0:12:51 > 0:12:53- Yes!- That's not the point, Mr Boxer.
0:12:53 > 0:12:57A child-centric approach is pivotal to my strategy.
0:12:57 > 0:13:02- What's that in English?- I need informed consent from Milly herself.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Oh, Milly...
0:13:05 > 0:13:08..do you understand what's going on?
0:13:08 > 0:13:13Do you want to go home with these nice people?
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Of course I do. Are you mad?!
0:13:16 > 0:13:20Let's file form F immediately, I've got some packing to do.
0:13:23 > 0:13:24What?
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