Too Many Crooks

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0:00:06 > 0:00:08# I can make my world come true

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# All my dreams will see me through

0:00:10 > 0:00:14# Doesn't matter what may come our way

0:00:14 > 0:00:18# Believe me now I will win someday. #

0:00:22 > 0:00:25You've got my perfume on! I can smell it.

0:00:25 > 0:00:29Take a chill pill. I only used three tiny little drops.

0:00:29 > 0:00:32My dad bought me that for special occasions.

0:00:32 > 0:00:35Yeah, I'm sure your diary's jam-packed.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38What you doing? Tea at Buckingham Palace?

0:00:38 > 0:00:41Or ice and a slice with Peter and Jordan?

0:00:41 > 0:00:44- Keep your hands off my stuff. Right, Bex?- It's Rebecca!

0:00:44 > 0:00:48You marry David Beckham, you'd be Bex and Becks!

0:00:48 > 0:00:53If I did, I wouldn't wear that! Is that why they call it toilet water?

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Right, time for some rules!

0:01:02 > 0:01:05My side, my door. Your side, your door!

0:01:05 > 0:01:08- Do not cross this line.- Or what?

0:01:28 > 0:01:31- All right, Wolfie? - Great, you're ready!

0:01:31 > 0:01:36I've made three types of sandwiches. Ham and pickle, cheese and pickle,

0:01:36 > 0:01:38and chicken with a hint of pickle.

0:01:41 > 0:01:45- Don't tell me you don't like pickle. - Bouncer just called.

0:01:45 > 0:01:49- He wants me to go and meet him. - What, now?

0:01:49 > 0:01:51I would've said I was busy,

0:01:51 > 0:01:54- but I haven't seen him since he went. - It's all right.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57- I understand. - You still going fishing?

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Yeah, I need to get out for a while.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Dinner is served.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32- BUBBLING Urgh!- What is it?

0:02:32 > 0:02:36I swear I just saw something move in there.

0:02:36 > 0:02:41- It's mystery stew.- What's in it? - Well, that's the mystery.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44I think it looks...

0:02:44 > 0:02:45interesting.

0:02:46 > 0:02:50OK, OK. I get the message. I'll go order some pizza.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53- Order some cooking lessons while you're at it.- Watch it!

0:02:53 > 0:02:58Listen everybody, Lol's just come back from seeing Bouncer.

0:02:58 > 0:02:59He might be a bit ups...

0:03:02 > 0:03:05So try not to mention it. Just act normal.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19Hello, Lol. Did you notice how warm it was this morning?

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Yeah, it wasn't bad.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24And then it got colder.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26And then it got warmer again.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Thank you, Michael Fish.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Hi, Lol. How's Bouncer?

0:03:30 > 0:03:33He's doing great, Layla.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Thanks for asking.

0:03:37 > 0:03:42He's doing really well on his own. Better than I thought he would.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Right! Who's got my Maroon 5 CD?

0:03:44 > 0:03:46It's gone missing.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Well?

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Can I come in?

0:03:51 > 0:03:54You're going to, whatever I say.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00You weren't at dinner.

0:04:00 > 0:04:04You didn't need to hide. I ordered pizza!

0:04:04 > 0:04:05I had a big lunch.

0:04:05 > 0:04:11- 12 sandwiches with pickle in - takes some getting through.- Mmm.

0:04:11 > 0:04:16- Why don't you come down? Everyone's watching TV.- I don't want to!

0:04:16 > 0:04:21- Come on, Wolfie. You have to try and fit in.- I've been trying!

0:04:21 > 0:04:26- People have better things to do than hang out with me.- That's not true.

0:04:26 > 0:04:30What do you know? I hate this place. It makes me feel trapped.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45HE SHOUTS

0:04:45 > 0:04:47- SHOUTING CONTINUES - I'm coming!

0:04:47 > 0:04:49It's all right, it's me!

0:04:50 > 0:04:54- SHE SCREAMS AGAIN - Elaine!

0:04:54 > 0:04:57- What happened?- There was someone in my room!

0:04:57 > 0:05:00They took my favourite photo!

0:05:00 > 0:05:05Somebody's obviously mucking around. I'll get to the bottom of this.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35I'm not even going to ask.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38What have you come as today?

0:05:38 > 0:05:42I've no space for my costumes. I don't know where to put them.

0:05:42 > 0:05:47Here's an idea, freak boy. Chuck 'em all out and join the human race.

0:05:47 > 0:05:51That's funny, the frying pan's not there.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54And what's happened to all the aprons?

0:05:54 > 0:05:58- Someone's taken my rugby socks! - To find them, just follow the pong.

0:05:58 > 0:06:02All right, guys, what's going on here?

0:06:02 > 0:06:04We've got a mystery thief!

0:06:04 > 0:06:07And I've got a very clear idea of what he looks like.

0:06:20 > 0:06:24OK. Enough's enough! Someone's taken

0:06:24 > 0:06:28Layla's Marie Antoinette doll with the detachable head.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31How d'you know one of us did it?

0:06:31 > 0:06:36No burglar would break in and steal a frying pan and a plastic doll!

0:06:36 > 0:06:40Who's got my locket? It was a present from my dad.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42This just got serious.

0:06:44 > 0:06:45Well?

0:06:48 > 0:06:51Does anyone have anything to say, huh?

0:06:53 > 0:06:54Fine.

0:06:55 > 0:07:01If these items are not returned, then we'll have to call the police.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03POLICE SIREN WAILS

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Rebecca!

0:07:41 > 0:07:43That scheming little witch.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48- Fancy a game?- If you like.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Look, I'm sorry about fishing yesterday.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55It's just this place is getting on my nerves.

0:07:55 > 0:07:56Tell me about it.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00- Lol, Bouncer's on the phone. - Excellent!

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Hey, Wolfie. How you doing?

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Look, just stop bugging me, will you?

0:08:22 > 0:08:25HE HOWLS

0:08:25 > 0:08:29Oh, Elaine, and with Rebecca. What a surprise.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32I hope you don't mind. We're searching the rooms

0:08:32 > 0:08:35and Rebecca suggested we start here.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38She's so community-minded, isn't she?

0:08:38 > 0:08:41- You don't mind then?- Why should I?

0:08:46 > 0:08:48- Nothing in here.- What?

0:08:48 > 0:08:50There has to be!

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Rebecca's turn now.

0:08:55 > 0:08:56No...

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Nothing in here either.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Whoops! Clumsy me.

0:09:05 > 0:09:10Rebecca! I knew you had behavioural problems, but not a thief!

0:09:10 > 0:09:13This is a stitch-up! Justine planted this.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16- Why?- Because I put the stuff in...

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Honestly, you two!

0:09:20 > 0:09:24Grow up and get along. I'll see you in my office first thing.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Now where's the rest of the stuff?

0:09:26 > 0:09:30Mike's apron, Rio's CD, Layla's photo.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33I don't know, this is all I...

0:09:34 > 0:09:37..was aware of. Honest!

0:09:37 > 0:09:42Great, so we've still got a thief at large!

0:10:09 > 0:10:12What are you doing?

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Lol?

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Lol?

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Lol?

0:10:32 > 0:10:36- Gotcha!- Shhh! Lol's sleep walking. Go and get Mike.

0:10:45 > 0:10:46Lol!

0:11:05 > 0:11:10Yay! My favourite picture of Bouncer and me.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13- Sorry, everyone.- Don't worry.

0:11:13 > 0:11:18- You can't help being bonkers. - Thanks, that makes me feel better(!)

0:11:18 > 0:11:21- Why take all this stuff?- I don't know. I don't want it.

0:11:21 > 0:11:25Yeah, and they're all Bouncer's favourites.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Marco, that's it!

0:11:27 > 0:11:30- You're a genius!- I know!

0:11:30 > 0:11:34- I am?- Lol, you've obviously been missing Bouncer,

0:11:34 > 0:11:38so you've subconsciously taken all his favourite stuff.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40So, Rio's right. I am bonkers.

0:11:40 > 0:11:46No. It's natural. You need time to adjust. Right, everybody. Bed, now.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Come on, sleepy head.

0:11:51 > 0:11:52See you then.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02- Oi!- You scared the life out of me!

0:12:02 > 0:12:06- What are you doing? You can't run away!- No-one'll miss me.- I will.

0:12:08 > 0:12:13Look, I'm obviously not handling this as well as I thought.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16- I need a mate to look out for me. - A mate?

0:12:16 > 0:12:19Yeah... you. A mate.

0:12:19 > 0:12:24- No-one's ever called me that before. - More fool them. What d'you reckon?

0:12:24 > 0:12:28- D'you fancy sharing a room with me? - Well, I suppose I'll have to.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31Someone's got to stop you going on the rob every night...

0:12:31 > 0:12:33mate.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36Nice one.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45So Wolfie's moving in with Lol?

0:12:45 > 0:12:48And the news that there's a spare room is out.

0:12:48 > 0:12:52So, I expect we'll have a couple of visitors

0:12:52 > 0:12:54any second now.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58After you, Rebecca.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01No, you first, I insist.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03We heard that Wolfie's moving.

0:13:03 > 0:13:07Would it be possible if BECCA could move her stuff out?

0:13:07 > 0:13:10Or should I ask Justine to move her stuff out?

0:13:10 > 0:13:14- No, your stuff.- No, your stuff.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17Nobody's moving any stuff.

0:13:17 > 0:13:23- What?- Neither of you are getting the room. You don't deserve it.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25That is so unfair!

0:13:25 > 0:13:29Well, if I'm not getting it, who is?

0:13:31 > 0:13:34Brilliant! I've got space to put all my costumes.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Thanks, Elaine. Thanks, Mike.

0:13:36 > 0:13:40- You're welcome. - This is your fault, you loser.

0:13:40 > 0:13:44No, you're the loser.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46- What did you just say? - You heard, loser!

0:13:46 > 0:13:50- I'm not a loser!- You are, Becky! - It's Rebecca!- Whatever!

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