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0:00:06 > 0:00:11# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through

0:00:11 > 0:00:14- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!

0:00:14 > 0:00:19# Believe me now I will win some day. #

0:00:22 > 0:00:25Must be an easier way to earn pocket money!

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Mike! The new girl's here!

0:00:31 > 0:00:33TELEPHONE RINGS

0:00:37 > 0:00:38Coming.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Hello?

0:00:40 > 0:00:41Yes.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43I tried... >

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Yes.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Oh!

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Don't worry, Elaine. We'll help you.

0:00:53 > 0:00:54For a small fee.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Elaine, you OK? Thank you. Oh, dear.

0:01:03 > 0:01:07- Hi. I'm Layla.- I'm Alice. - You two will be sharing a room.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Oh, good. My crystal says you're really nice.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14I am going to like it here.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17I can feel really positive vibes!

0:01:21 > 0:01:26- What's up, Marco? - Someone nicked your spaceship?

0:01:26 > 0:01:28It's Mother's Day tomorrow.

0:01:28 > 0:01:34- I know. But at least you've got us. - Thanks, but I need a mum.- Me, too.

0:01:34 > 0:01:38- No, I really need a mum. - "A Mother's Day special.

0:01:38 > 0:01:42"A free plant for every mum who visits our shop." You want a plant?

0:01:42 > 0:01:46"..and a free inflatable alien for any child with her".

0:01:46 > 0:01:51- I've wanted an alien for ages. - Can't Mrs Boxer take you?

0:01:51 > 0:01:54No, she's looking for the Loch Ness monster.

0:01:54 > 0:01:58I'll have to forget it. Mums don't exactly grow on trees.

0:02:17 > 0:02:21So, what did you think of Elaine?

0:02:21 > 0:02:23My crystal says she's really nice.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Really? We all think she's a pain!

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Maybe it just needs polishing.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Guess what? I've got a really wobbly tooth.

0:02:35 > 0:02:39- Do you think my tooth fairy will find me now I've moved?- Don't worry.

0:02:39 > 0:02:44- Mike always gives us a pound. - That's really nice of him,

0:02:44 > 0:02:46but I'm not sure Willow Heather would like that.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14Chocolate biscuit? Oh, lovely. Um...

0:03:14 > 0:03:17what have I forgotten?

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Oh, my! I've lost the new girl!

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Chill out. She's with Mike.

0:03:21 > 0:03:22You really need help, Elaine.

0:03:22 > 0:03:26I know. Everything seems to be getting on top of me.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29I'm on a roller coaster of mayhem and disaster.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31- Even simple things go pear-shaped... - Elaine!

0:03:31 > 0:03:36Get a grip and sort your life out, before you completely crack up!

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Elaine, stop moaning and sort yourself out!

0:03:55 > 0:03:59You're right. I have to do something.

0:03:59 > 0:04:03- Thank you, Justine. I'm going to change my life.- Go for it!

0:04:03 > 0:04:07Say goodbye to the old Elaine and hello to the ne...

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Where's my coat?

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Good morning.

0:04:14 > 0:04:15Marco.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Wake up.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23- HE SCREAMS - Don't panic, it's us.

0:04:23 > 0:04:28- Happy Mother's Day.- Today is your lucky day.- Which mum d'you want?

0:04:28 > 0:04:34- Don't choose him. He's got a big bum.- I- don't have hairy legs.

0:04:34 > 0:04:39- Choose me, and get a supply of chocolate cakes.- It's up to you.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Pick your mum, and get your alien.

0:04:41 > 0:04:47- I can't remember what my mum looks like.- We're better than nothing.- OK.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49You're too small.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Your clothes are horrible.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53You're too scary.

0:04:53 > 0:04:59- It'll have to be you. Even though you need a shave.- Yes! Oh, yes!

0:04:59 > 0:05:03Well, he didn't choose you lot, did he?

0:05:07 > 0:05:12- This mirror will balance out the Yin and the Yang.- Oh, is that good?- Very.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15Now let's put the tooth in.

0:05:15 > 0:05:19Oh, no, don't put it there! It's really bad feng shui!

0:05:19 > 0:05:24Can we put it right in the middle, so the energy flows smoothly around it?

0:05:24 > 0:05:27I want everything to be perfect.

0:05:27 > 0:05:28Oi! New girl!

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Hi, I'm Alice.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33What's that pile of junk?

0:05:33 > 0:05:36A fairy palace.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39- Oh, great. Another weirdo.- Pardon?

0:05:39 > 0:05:43- Only babies believe in rubbish like that.- Don't be so mean, Roxy.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Oooh, I'm scared.

0:05:45 > 0:05:50Don't set the fairies on me! They might bite my kneecaps!

0:05:50 > 0:05:51Don't worry about her.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54She's all right.

0:05:54 > 0:05:58She seems quite nice, really. Maybe she just needs her aura cleansed.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04TELEPHONE RINGS

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Quick, hide!

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Go under the stairs! Go, go, go!

0:06:09 > 0:06:10Elaine Boyack.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16It's sorted. Goodbye.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24- Is that Elaine?- Nah...

0:06:24 > 0:06:26It can't be.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38- Good morning, everyone!- Elaine?!

0:06:38 > 0:06:41- The new, improved Elaine. - You look...fantastic!

0:06:41 > 0:06:45Well, thank you. After speaking to Justine,

0:06:45 > 0:06:49I saw a life coach, which will benefit us all.

0:06:49 > 0:06:54Now, as it's Mother's Day, inevitably a difficult day for children in care,

0:06:54 > 0:06:56I've prepared a few treats.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Enjoy.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01- Mmm, my favourite!- Mine too!

0:07:01 > 0:07:05- Hey, Alice, no fairy cakes. - Nice one, Justine!

0:07:05 > 0:07:10- Thanks. I'm a miracle worker. I've transformed her.- It'll end in tears.

0:07:15 > 0:07:21I don't know if this is such a good idea. I don't feel very...mumsy.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23But, Bouncer, you promised.

0:07:23 > 0:07:27OK, but you lot got to stay outside. And no peeping.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30Mum's the word...Mum!

0:07:30 > 0:07:34- And no taking the mickey. - HE BREATHES DEEPLY

0:07:34 > 0:07:37Listen carefully. I've some changes to announce.

0:07:37 > 0:07:42- Firstly, I'm introducing compulsory fitness sessions.- Cool!- Compulsory?

0:07:42 > 0:07:43In your dreams!

0:07:43 > 0:07:48- A healthy body makes a healthy mind. - She'll have to catch me first.

0:07:48 > 0:07:49Thank you.

0:07:49 > 0:07:54And secondly, I shall be inspecting your bedrooms this afternoon.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57Cluttered, untidy rooms reflect cluttered, untidy lives.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Unfortunately, pocket money will have to be withheld

0:08:00 > 0:08:03until the right attitude is attained.

0:08:10 > 0:08:11What?

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Thank you.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21There you are, sir.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Can I have an alien, please?

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Not you again!

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Look, I told you yesterday.

0:08:28 > 0:08:33It's a Mother's Day promotion. For that, you need to bring your mother.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35But I have.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41Well, hello.

0:08:48 > 0:08:52- How about a nice romantic dinner, sweetheart?- I'm on a diet.

0:08:52 > 0:08:57- I know a place where they do great salads.- I'm allergic to lettuce.

0:08:57 > 0:09:01One leaf and I go all puffy, like a big puffy puffball...

0:09:01 > 0:09:03It's not a pretty sight, really.

0:09:03 > 0:09:08- And then there's the 50% chance of me exploding.- You're funny, too.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10I like that in a woman.

0:09:10 > 0:09:15You wouldn't like my little monkeys. They come with me wherever I go.

0:09:36 > 0:09:42- Mummy, we're hungry.- Can we have some crisps?- Please...Mummy?- No!

0:09:42 > 0:09:46- What lovely children! Go on, give us your number.- We must be leaving now.

0:09:46 > 0:09:50Don't be shy. I think you're a lovely lady.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Get off!

0:09:52 > 0:09:55- IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE:- Get off. - You're not a woman!

0:09:55 > 0:10:00- I don't have time for silly games! - Wait! Please don't be angry.

0:10:00 > 0:10:04- He's only dressed up because I haven't got a mum.- What do you mean?

0:10:04 > 0:10:08- We live in a care home.- Oh, I see.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Well, you should've just told me in the first place.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13What?

0:10:13 > 0:10:16Can I still have the alien?

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Go on, then.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20Thanks!

0:10:21 > 0:10:24We don't have mums either.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Yes!

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Neither do I.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Uh...

0:10:35 > 0:10:39I'll have a potted plant, though, if it's all the same.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Thanks, sweetheart!

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Recycle...rubbish... recycle...don't need.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48- This is so empowering, isn't it, Alice?- Um, yes.

0:10:48 > 0:10:53- Clearing out unnecessary baggage. - You're the only unnecessary baggage!

0:10:53 > 0:10:56How extremely immature.

0:10:56 > 0:11:01- You don't mind me inspecting your room first, do you, Alice?- No.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07- Whoa!- This is well spooky.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14- Where is everything?- And everyone?

0:11:15 > 0:11:18I think I might know where they've gone.

0:11:18 > 0:11:24- ELECTRONIC VOICE: - Take me to your leader, Marco.

0:11:38 > 0:11:43This is all your fault, Justine Littlewood.

0:11:43 > 0:11:48- What have I done now?- The new Elaine threw away Alice's fairy palace.

0:11:48 > 0:11:52Look, I don't want any fuss.

0:11:52 > 0:11:57It's OK. Here, look, I managed to save my tooth.

0:11:57 > 0:12:01Oh, no. I've created a monster.

0:12:25 > 0:12:26- <- Elaine!

0:12:26 > 0:12:31Now, doesn't this look better, more efficient and smoother-running?

0:12:31 > 0:12:33It's called streamlining.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35No, it isn't.

0:12:35 > 0:12:39It's messing with people's dreams. This is Alice's fairy palace.

0:12:39 > 0:12:43You threw it out while you were clearing out the clutter.

0:12:43 > 0:12:47The old Elaine might have been a total muppet,

0:12:47 > 0:12:50but she'd never do something like that.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57There you go, Alice.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Thanks, Elaine. Thanks, Justine.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Good as new.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Oh, dear.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07Don't worry, I'll do that.

0:13:07 > 0:13:12- Shall I be Mum? Would you like a cup of tea, Elaine?- Yes, please.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15Bouncer, you can stop now. Please?

0:13:15 > 0:13:17- Elaine!- ALL: Elaine!

0:13:19 > 0:13:21- Elaine.- Sorry.

0:13:24 > 0:13:29# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through

0:13:29 > 0:13:31- # And the fight won't get me down - No! No!

0:13:31 > 0:13:33# My dreams will turn things All around

0:13:33 > 0:13:37# With a smile upon my face I can see a better place

0:13:37 > 0:13:40- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!

0:13:40 > 0:13:43# Believe me now I will win some day. #