0:00:06 > 0:00:11# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through
0:00:11 > 0:00:14- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!
0:00:14 > 0:00:18# Believe me now I will win some day. #
0:00:18 > 0:00:21How could you do this to me?!
0:00:21 > 0:00:23- Tracy, will you...calm down? - It's disgusting!
0:00:23 > 0:00:26- What's going on? - Say what you just said to me.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28I want someone to witness what you said.
0:00:28 > 0:00:32- Tracy, would you like to go away for the weekend?- Can you believe this?!
0:00:32 > 0:00:36- Cam, what were you thinking? - It's not funny.
0:00:36 > 0:00:41- It's with me and Gary. - Oh. Is that so bad?- It's terrible.
0:00:41 > 0:00:45I just want the three of us to go away and have a lovely time.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48But I can't have a lovely time if he's there!
0:00:51 > 0:00:55Fine. Haven't you got some packing to do?
0:01:19 > 0:01:24So, you've upset Cam, and you've done yourself out of a weekend away.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Not a bad morning's work, Tracy.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30- Aren't you being unreasonable? - Go after her and say you were wrong.
0:01:30 > 0:01:35- Why should I?- It's about time you started thinking of others.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37You're just being childish.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Childish?! Who do they think they are? It's Cam's fault.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59- How can she go away with Gary? - She didn't...
0:01:59 > 0:02:05The minute monkey-features turns up, it's "I'll do what I want, you please yourself."
0:02:05 > 0:02:08I can't believe she'd choose him over me.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12He's not that funny, and I've seen better-looking camels.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16I can't believe she'd choose him over me!
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- I mean, why should I apologise? Are you two listening?- Er, yeah, course.
0:02:19 > 0:02:24If they think I'm being childish, I'll give them what they want.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28They're about to be Beakered like they've never been Beakered before.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Glad we could help(!)
0:02:42 > 0:02:45- Everything all right, Elaine?- Hmm?
0:03:02 > 0:03:04All right, who did this?
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Roxy?
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Typical. Anything bad happens, blame a Wellard. It wasn't me, right?
0:03:10 > 0:03:12What about you, Tracy?
0:03:12 > 0:03:16Mike, I can honestly say with my hand on my heart,
0:03:16 > 0:03:20it had absolutely nothing to do with me.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22What?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Busted!
0:03:24 > 0:03:27ALL: Come on, Tracy!
0:03:28 > 0:03:29Yeah!
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Come back here, Tracy Beaker!
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Look out!
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Mike?
0:03:50 > 0:03:51Elaine?
0:03:53 > 0:03:54Oh!
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Since when do I wear tweed?
0:03:57 > 0:03:58What do you want?
0:03:58 > 0:04:02What's going on?
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Don't start on me, I didn't do nothing!
0:04:05 > 0:04:08I mean, what are you wearing?
0:04:08 > 0:04:13- You can't tell me what to wear cos you're in charge.- I'm not.- Right.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15- But...- Talk to the hand.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22- Cam?- Tracy! What?
0:04:22 > 0:04:27- What are you doing here? - You being funny?- No.- I live here.
0:04:27 > 0:04:32- Where are you going?- Anywhere away from here, away from you.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36- Don't go, I need to talk to you. - I don't wanna talk to you!
0:04:37 > 0:04:39The world's gone mad.
0:05:15 > 0:05:20- Oh, hi, Tracy.- Oh, Mike, thank goodness you're normal.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24- I like to think so.- This whole place has gone topsy-turvy.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Some things never change.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28This is awful.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32That is totally uncalled for.
0:05:32 > 0:05:37- What?- You're supposed to be supporting me, Tracy Beaker!
0:05:37 > 0:05:40All I want to be when I grow up is a chef,
0:05:40 > 0:05:45and all you ever give me is criticism.
0:05:46 > 0:05:51Well, if that's the case, there's only one place for it.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19PHONE RINGS
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Is anyone gonna get that?
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Tracy, these kids have been driving me mad.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31OK, I give up. Who are you supposed to be?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Cool badge!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Latest gimmick from head office.
0:06:35 > 0:06:40- Come on, you better start getting your act together.- What?
0:06:40 > 0:06:44- Do I have to spell it out? - That might help.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Well, you are head care worker...
0:06:46 > 0:06:49- I'm head care worker?!- Yeah.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51It's time you pulled your weight.
0:06:51 > 0:06:56- These kids have been running me ragged, especially Marco.- Marco?
0:06:56 > 0:06:57He's sweet.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01- Bonkers, but sweet. - He's a teenager from hell.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- Teenager? - NOTES PLAYED ON PIANO
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Come on, I need back-up this time.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11CHILDREN SHOUT
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Right! That is enough!
0:07:19 > 0:07:23- Did you two hear me? - Tracy Beaker, shut your big, fat gob!
0:07:23 > 0:07:25CHILDREN LAUGH
0:07:25 > 0:07:29- But, Milly, you don't even speak! - She's the gobbiest kid in the house.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31You got that right, munchkin.
0:07:31 > 0:07:32Quiet!
0:07:32 > 0:07:37As I'm in charge, apparently, I want this place tidied up.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40So, you two, clean the windows until I can see my face in them.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44What for? You'll only crack 'em! CHILDREN LAUGH
0:07:44 > 0:07:48You think that's funny? After that, you can sort the mess in the kitchen
0:07:48 > 0:07:52- and then do the upstairs bathrooms. - No way!
0:07:52 > 0:07:56Yes way! Or you'll have no dinner and TV will be banned for life,
0:07:56 > 0:07:59and that's just me getting started!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01You can't do that!
0:08:01 > 0:08:06I'm sorry. Hands up all head care workers in the room.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Oh, just me, then.
0:08:09 > 0:08:10Good, get on with it!
0:08:12 > 0:08:17- Er, this includes you.- I don't think so. I'm going out with my mates.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21No, you're not. Privileges are cancelled.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23I'm so gonna get you back for this.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27Well, I've got the power and I'm enjoying it.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30I'm living the dream, Roxy. This a piece of cake.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37Just wanted you to take a look at the kids' menus for this week.
0:08:37 > 0:08:42I need an increase on the budget. I don't know where the food goes.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44- What?- You!
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Um...
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Your, erm, size.
0:08:48 > 0:08:53Yeah, I have lost a few pounds. I've cut out snacks in between meals.
0:08:55 > 0:08:59- What are you doing?- Collecting my stuff, I've been sacked.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- By who?- Me!
0:09:02 > 0:09:07- What in the name of McFly are you? - The home inspector - your boss.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10No! Not you! Anyone but you.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12And this is my fellow inspector.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15- Crash!- That's Mr Crash to you.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20- Could I borrow a pen, please, darling?- Darling?
0:09:20 > 0:09:23A customary greeting for a fiance.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26You're getting married? To her?!
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Tomorrow. Not that it's any of your business, Miss Beaker.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33You've got to be joking. You can't marry her.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53Right, I think it's time for my inspection now.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56- Where are the children? - In the lounge, tidying up.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59I run a tight ship here.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03CAR HORN, SCREAMING They've just gone overboard.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10CAR HORN TOOTS
0:10:13 > 0:10:14Stop that!
0:10:14 > 0:10:18This looks more like a sinking ship to me, Miss Beaker.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21It's not my fault - they're out of control.
0:10:21 > 0:10:25Now, it's a poor social worker who blames their children.
0:10:25 > 0:10:30- Will somebody please tell me what's going on?- We're rebelling.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34That minger made me clean the toilets with my toothbrush.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36That's a lie!
0:10:36 > 0:10:39We wouldn't act up at all if she didn't lock us in.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41It's just a cry for help.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- Is this true? - No! Cam, tell Crash the truth.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48- Do you mean about starving us as well?- You don't believe this rubbish?
0:10:48 > 0:10:52'You'll have no dinner...for life.'
0:10:52 > 0:10:55I did not say that. She's doctored the tape, badly. Isn't that right?
0:10:55 > 0:10:59If I say yes, can we have some food? We're all so hungry.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03- That's all I need to hear. You are sacked!- What?!
0:11:03 > 0:11:07Think yourself lucky we don't involve the police.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11I can't let Justine Littlewood sack me and walk away with Crash.
0:11:11 > 0:11:16- Just go and tell them you made it up.- No!- You're being unreasonable!
0:11:16 > 0:11:19You can't treat people like this.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23- Just go and tell them you were wrong.- Don't want to.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27- You're being childish.- 'It's time you started thinking of others.'
0:11:27 > 0:11:30It's time you started thinking of others.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Oh!
0:11:46 > 0:11:47Hello.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50- Please don't marry Justine.- What?
0:11:50 > 0:11:54Take it easy, that's quite a bump you've had.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56It's so good to be back.
0:11:56 > 0:12:01- You all right, Tracy? - Cam, I am so sorry.
0:12:03 > 0:12:09- For what?- For being me, I suppose, and for being unreasonable.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11You ought to run into doors more often.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- What's up with you?- Er, nothing.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Oh, Tracy.
0:12:41 > 0:12:42How are you feeling?
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Yeah, a lot better, thanks.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Mike, Elaine...
0:12:47 > 0:12:52I just wanted to say I'm sorry. I was totally out of order earlier.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Tracy Beaker apologised!
0:12:54 > 0:12:58Yeah, and all it took was a crack to the head.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02This could rewrite all those child-care books.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04That's enough excitement for today.
0:13:04 > 0:13:08You're gonna have to leave her alone now and give her some rest.
0:13:11 > 0:13:16- You all right, Tracy?- Yeah, thanks to you, Marco, and you, Milly.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Everything's back to normal.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28MILLY: 'Tracy Beaker, shut your big, fat gob!'
0:13:29 > 0:13:33# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see my through
0:13:33 > 0:13:36- # And the fight won't get me down - No! No!
0:13:36 > 0:13:39# My dreams will turn things All around
0:13:39 > 0:13:43# With a smile upon my face I can see a better place
0:13:43 > 0:13:45- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!
0:13:45 > 0:13:48# Believe me now I will win some day. #