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0:00:06 > 0:00:11# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through

0:00:11 > 0:00:14- # It doesn't matter What may come my way...- No! No!

0:00:14 > 0:00:18# Believe me now I will win some day. #

0:00:19 > 0:00:25- ALL CHANT: Celebrities falling over! Celebrities falling over! - All right, keep your wigs on!

0:00:25 > 0:00:28- Celebrities falling over! - Lol, saved you a seat.

0:00:28 > 0:00:32Sorry mate, I promised I'd sit with Bouncer.

0:00:34 > 0:00:37ALL CHANT: Celebrities falling over! Celebrities falling over!

0:00:37 > 0:00:40And we're away.

0:00:40 > 0:00:44- Hurry up, we're missing the show. - Someone's deleted all the settings.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47Justine's always messing with the remote.

0:00:47 > 0:00:51- I'll mess with your head if you don't watch it. - Can you fix it, Bounce?

0:00:51 > 0:00:53- I'll try.- You're a genius.

0:00:53 > 0:00:58- Er...it may take a while. - But we'll miss the programme.

0:00:58 > 0:01:02You know, if we had a digital plasma screen...

0:01:02 > 0:01:05- ALL: Get you! - Used to something a bit more bling?

0:01:05 > 0:01:07I was just saying.

0:01:12 > 0:01:13Bit of a loner, ain't he?

0:01:21 > 0:01:23HE ROARS

0:01:33 > 0:01:36We should be doing homework, not messing about.

0:01:36 > 0:01:40You're becoming a right Goody Two-shoes, Rio Wellard.

0:01:40 > 0:01:44No, I'm not, but if Mike catches us playing with this, we'll be grounded till we're 50.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47Quick, put it in reverse.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49It's stuck. Go in and get it.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Why me? This was your idea.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Fine, I'll go in. At least I'll be away from the smell of chicken!

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Chick chick chick chicken!

0:01:57 > 0:02:01< Wolfie, can you come to the office for a moment, please?

0:02:03 > 0:02:06Roxy!

0:02:06 > 0:02:07Quick! Hide!

0:02:10 > 0:02:16Right, I thought you should know, another one of these came for you today.

0:02:19 > 0:02:24- I don't want it.- There's plenty of kids in here would give their right arm for something like this.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28Just put it in the drawer with the others.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30OK, your call.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36Boy, that was close. What you doing?

0:02:36 > 0:02:40- Looking through the drawer, stupid. - Roxy! That's private.- So?

0:02:40 > 0:02:45- They might come back. - Laid an egg yet, chicken boy?

0:02:45 > 0:02:47What is it?

0:02:47 > 0:02:53Over £1,000, all in cheques made out to Wolfie. His parents must be loaded.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56And he obviously doesn't want it. All the more for us.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58You're not going to steal it?

0:02:58 > 0:03:03There's more than one way to skin a wolf. We're gonna be his new best friends.

0:03:03 > 0:03:07- You mean, make him like us so much that he gives us the money?- Exactly.

0:03:07 > 0:03:12But pretending to be mates with him just to get something, isn't that a bit mean?

0:03:12 > 0:03:16Over £1,000, Rio! Think about it.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19We could take a holiday - you, me and Chantal.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22The Wellards, back together again!

0:03:26 > 0:03:29HE WHISTLES

0:03:35 > 0:03:37SHE BURPS

0:03:48 > 0:03:52Finally, the Wellards are in the money.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55- What money?- Mind your own business.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Oh, Mike!

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Rio and Roxy are plotting something.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Lol, fancy a game of footie?

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Sure, if I can be Michael Owen.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Bouncer! Where d'you come from?

0:04:20 > 0:04:22I've found a wobbly banister.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Someone could have an accident.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Never noticed that.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28How about we fix it, together?

0:04:28 > 0:04:32- Well, can't Mike do it? - Cutbacks. He's rushed off his feet.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Come on, Barry. It's dead simple.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Don't call me simple, Paul.

0:04:37 > 0:04:41Not you, Barry, the banister! Come on, let's go and get a screwdriver.

0:04:41 > 0:04:45- Screwdriver, come on then. Let's go. Screwdriver.- Come on.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Maybe we can have that game of footie later?

0:04:48 > 0:04:50DOOR CLOSES

0:04:50 > 0:04:54Right, time to move in for the kill.

0:04:54 > 0:05:02Wait. None of us have really been that friendly with Wolfie before, he might get suspicious.

0:05:02 > 0:05:06What do YOU suggest, Einstein?

0:05:06 > 0:05:08- We need a beard.- A beard?

0:05:08 > 0:05:11- I'm only ten!- No, idiot!

0:05:11 > 0:05:14A person who acts as a disguise for us.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Someone sweet and friendly.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18We're already splitting the cash three ways.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Don't want anyone else muscling in.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23So we don't tell them the real reason.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26We just need to find the right person.

0:05:26 > 0:05:27KNOCK AT DOOR

0:05:29 > 0:05:36Hey, anyone fancy making some sock puppets?

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Seen Wolfie?

0:05:40 > 0:05:42He's in the games room, I think.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45- Why?- Got a present for him.

0:05:45 > 0:05:46Ain't his birthday, is it?

0:05:46 > 0:05:49No, his aura's been quite dark lately.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51We just wanted to cheer him up.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Who's "we"?

0:05:53 > 0:05:58Me, Rebecca and the Wellards. Those guys are so thoughtful, aren't they?

0:06:03 > 0:06:05But I don't understand.

0:06:05 > 0:06:09- It's nothing.- Just a gesture to show how much we care.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11And that we want to be friends.

0:06:11 > 0:06:15I don't know what to say. No-one's ever done this for me before.

0:06:15 > 0:06:20- Coffee cream's my favourite. - We want to know all your favourite things, Wolfie.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Well, I love the Harlem Globetrotters,

0:06:27 > 0:06:32building dens, hunting for toads.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34That's our favourite thing too.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Yeah, totally.

0:06:38 > 0:06:42Come on, let's go make a nice padded box for the toads.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44I'll go get my wellies.

0:06:47 > 0:06:52- Talk about a piece of cake! - In a week he'll like us so much, he'll beg us to take his money.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54£1,000!

0:06:54 > 0:06:55We'll be rolling in it!

0:07:28 > 0:07:31How come Wolfie never said he was rich?

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Cos he knew slime balls would take advantage.

0:07:33 > 0:07:37He'll be gutted when he finds out that's why that lot are sucking up to him.

0:07:37 > 0:07:42- We need to tell him. - Yeah. If he wants to hide his cash away, that's his business.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45Mmm, seems like an awful waste, though.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Imagine what you could buy with that kind of cash.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Justine's right. We can't let Wolfie waste that dosh.

0:08:11 > 0:08:16- What do we do? - Play those snakes at their own game. - Suck up to Wolfie too?

0:08:16 > 0:08:20More like doing him a favour, protecting him.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Showing him who his real mates are.

0:08:22 > 0:08:26If he wants to thank us with cash, that's up to him.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Exactly. We've got work to do.

0:08:28 > 0:08:32And remember, this isn't for us, it's for Wolfie.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37I can't believe it. A whole hour searching, and not one toad.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39We still had fun, didn't we?

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Best day of my life.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Me too. Thanks, guys.

0:08:44 > 0:08:48Wolfie, just the person. We heard you like the Harlem Globetrotters.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50So why don't we go shoot some hoops?

0:08:50 > 0:08:53- What, me and you guys? - Who else? Come on!

0:08:57 > 0:09:01I do believe we have a contest on our hands.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04I suppose I'd better be getting back then.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07- What is that?- "Mike loves Elaine"?

0:09:07 > 0:09:11Mike, I think a letter would have been more personal.

0:09:11 > 0:09:12Oh, ha ha.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15This is somebody's idea of a joke.

0:09:15 > 0:09:16Probably kids from the village.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18We'll clean it up for you.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Oh, thanks, lads.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24Oh, we will, will we?

0:09:24 > 0:09:30Oh, come on, bruv. Another job for the Chuckle Brothers, eh? Eh?

0:09:31 > 0:09:33I don't do cleaning.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43All hail to King Wolfie.

0:09:44 > 0:09:49You've won the Dumping Ground competition, King For A Day.

0:09:49 > 0:09:50Since when has there been a...

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Since this morning, Brainiac.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55You get to do whatever you like.

0:09:55 > 0:10:01Borrow people's stuff, wear people's clothes, eat whatever you want.

0:10:02 > 0:10:06But...why me?

0:10:06 > 0:10:09We didn't pick you, Wolfie, the universe did.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12It knows when you need a friend.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15King for a day, can't top that.

0:10:37 > 0:10:38ALL: Surprise!

0:10:38 > 0:10:41For me?

0:10:41 > 0:10:44- We knew how much you liked building dens.- Cheers, guys,

0:10:44 > 0:10:46you're the best mates ever!

0:10:48 > 0:10:52I think it's time we had a little chat. Don't you?

0:10:53 > 0:10:57I know your game. Well, we saw Wolfie first and he's ours!

0:10:57 > 0:10:58You can't own people, Roxy.

0:10:58 > 0:11:04- You can't pretend to like them cos you want their money.- YOU never bothered with Wolfie before.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06What? So, you've lied to me!

0:11:06 > 0:11:10You said this was to cheer him up, not to take his money.

0:11:10 > 0:11:11Am I hearing right?

0:11:11 > 0:11:16You've been competing for Wolfie's friendship, cos you heard he's got a few quid?

0:11:16 > 0:11:18Cos if you have...

0:11:18 > 0:11:20You're like my parents.

0:11:25 > 0:11:29They try to buy me off with presents to make up for what they did to me.

0:11:29 > 0:11:35I thought you cared about me, but it turns out you're just the same.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Wolfie!

0:11:42 > 0:11:43Wolfie.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Wolfie, wait!

0:11:45 > 0:11:47Wolfie, not in there, it's not safe!

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Quick, get him out!

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Wolfie!

0:11:58 > 0:12:01- You all right there, mate? - Yeah, I think so.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06Give him some air. No harm done.

0:12:06 > 0:12:10- You scared us to death. - We were really worried.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13- Honestly?- Honestly.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16- Someone's taken the screws out. - What idiot would do that?

0:12:16 > 0:12:19- Me.- What?!

0:12:19 > 0:12:21I don't understand.

0:12:21 > 0:12:26When I fixed the TV for everyone, it felt like I was home again.

0:12:26 > 0:12:30And I figured, as long as there was things for me to fix then...

0:12:30 > 0:12:32You had reason to stay.

0:12:32 > 0:12:37So, the banister, the graffiti, that was you too?

0:12:37 > 0:12:39Wolfie could have been really hurt.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42I know. It was stupid. I'm so sorry.

0:12:42 > 0:12:46The show's over. Bouncer, looks like you have a real job to do now.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48- Reckon you can fix that?- Sure can.

0:12:48 > 0:12:55Wolfie, I'm so sorry. We thought we did this for you, but it was partly about the cash.

0:12:55 > 0:13:00But it's you we really care about. Money's not important.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03Money in itself isn't bad, guys, depends what you do with it.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05I know, and I've been thinking.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08It's time I spent my cash wisely.

0:13:09 > 0:13:14You know, Barry, I reckon this is the best pinball machine in t'country.

0:13:14 > 0:13:18You're right there, brother. Lucky our mate had a few bob to pay for it.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20Someone mention my name?

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