0:00:10 > 0:00:12Ha-ha-ha! Oooh! Hoo-hoo-hee!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Hello, everyone!
0:00:18 > 0:00:20- AUDIENCE:- Hello!
0:00:20 > 0:00:24Come on, you can be louder than that! I said, hello, everyone!
0:00:24 > 0:00:27- AUDIENCE:- HELLO!
0:00:27 > 0:00:31Oh, fantastic! It's so good to see so many friends, yes!
0:00:32 > 0:00:36Now, I am Grandad Tumble!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38That's right.
0:00:38 > 0:00:43- And welcome to The Tale Of Mr... - ALL:- Tumble!
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Tumble! Ho-ho!
0:00:45 > 0:00:50Let me introduce you to The Tumble Book Of Memories! Yes.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Now, I've brought it along specially.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57Hang on a minute... Where is it? Can you see it anywhere?
0:00:57 > 0:01:00- AUDIENCE:- Down there! - Where is it?
0:01:00 > 0:01:04Down there... Over there... Oh! Here it is. Thank you, everyone.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06My Tumble Memory Book.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Right, let's open it up, shall we? And see...
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Oh, it's a bit dusty! Hang on.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Whoa-ha-ha!
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Right, let's see who we've got first.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Ooh, look! Do you know who that is, everyone?
0:01:20 > 0:01:24- AUDIENCE:- Mr Tumble! - That's me, that is.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Yes, when I was a lad.
0:01:25 > 0:01:29You see, I was a professional rugby player, yes.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33And then, of course, I decided to be a racing driver.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34CAR WHIZZES BY
0:01:34 > 0:01:41Oh, yes. And after that, did you know, everyone, I was a pop star!
0:01:41 > 0:01:42- AUDIENCE:- Whooo!
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Yeah, would you like to hear all about it?
0:01:45 > 0:01:48- AUDIENCE:- Yeah! - Right, well, you have to go back
0:01:48 > 0:01:50right to the beginning when I was a boy, yes.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53We need some magic. Will you help me?
0:01:53 > 0:01:55- AUDIENCE:- Yes! - Oh, thank you!
0:01:55 > 0:01:59OK, I need you to hold your hands up in the air, that's it, like that.
0:01:59 > 0:02:05And wiggle your fingers up and down, up and down, up and down...
0:02:05 > 0:02:08It all started with something catchy!
0:02:08 > 0:02:11DRUMROLL
0:02:11 > 0:02:13- DANCERS:- Whooo!
0:02:13 > 0:02:18- Hey there, popsters! And welcome to 1, 2, 3,- 4... Go!
0:02:18 > 0:02:25Well, everyone can do this craze, so let's hear a huge...
0:02:25 > 0:02:26- 1, 2, 3,- 4... Go!
0:02:26 > 0:02:30..welcome for Grandad Tumble and his top hit,
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Honk, Honk, Honk!
0:02:33 > 0:02:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Hey! Hello, hello.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Hello, everyone!
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Get ready to sing and dance. Here we go!
0:02:43 > 0:02:46# When I wake up with the sun and wipe the sleep from my eyes
0:02:46 > 0:02:50# The thing that gets me up to go may take you by surprise
0:02:50 > 0:02:53# I don't need coffee Don't need tea
0:02:53 > 0:02:56# And no toast or cereal for me
0:02:56 > 0:02:59# I need some orange juice - no way!
0:02:59 > 0:03:03# I just go, honk, honk, honk and I'm set up for the day... #
0:03:03 > 0:03:07Right, come on, everyone - I want to see you honk your noses.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Are you ready? One, two, three!
0:03:09 > 0:03:11# Honk, honk, honk... # Hello! Very good.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15# Honk, honk, honk... # How are you?
0:03:15 > 0:03:18# Honk, honk, honk... # Hello! Hee-hee.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21# Honk, honk, honk Are you having fun?
0:03:21 > 0:03:24# As I travel the world Every boy and girl
0:03:24 > 0:03:28# Just goes, honk, honk, honk Why don't you give it a whirl?
0:03:28 > 0:03:31# Going honk, honk, honk will make you happy
0:03:31 > 0:03:35# And going honk, honk, honk will make you happy, too... #
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Very good, everyone! Right, here we go.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41# When I walk down the street and wave to passers-by
0:03:41 > 0:03:45# The thing that always makes me smile may take you by surprise
0:03:45 > 0:03:48# It's not a wave, it's not a hug
0:03:48 > 0:03:51# It's not a kiss right on the mug
0:03:51 > 0:03:54# I need a helping hand - no way!
0:03:54 > 0:03:57# I just go honk, honk, honk and I'm set up for the day... #
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Come on, mums and dads. I want to hear you, too.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03As loud as you can. Here we go. One, two, three.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06# We just go, honk, honk, honk... # Hello! Louder!
0:04:06 > 0:04:10- # Honk, honk, honk... # - How are you?
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- # Honk, honk, honk... # - Hello, very good!
0:04:13 > 0:04:16- # Honk, honk, honk - Are you having fun?
0:04:16 > 0:04:19# As I travel the world Every boy and girl
0:04:19 > 0:04:23# Just goes honk, honk, honk Why don't you give it a whirl?
0:04:23 > 0:04:26# Going honk, honk, honk will make you happy
0:04:26 > 0:04:30# And going honk, honk, honk will make you happy, too... #
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Last time, come on, everyone!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34# Honk, honk, honk will make you happy
0:04:34 > 0:04:37# And going honk, honk, honk... # Come on, lads.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40# Will make you happy, too. # Whey-hey!
0:04:43 > 0:04:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:44 > 0:04:48A-one, two, three, four, go!
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Ah... Ha-ha-ha.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Lovely memories! Oh, yes.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Let's see who we've got next, shall we?
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Here we go. Right... Oh!
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Oh, look. Ha-ha!
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Do you know who that is, everyone?
0:05:13 > 0:05:15- AUDIENCE:- Mr Tumble!
0:05:15 > 0:05:18That's right. It's Mr...
0:05:18 > 0:05:20- AUDIENCE:- Tumble!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22There he is. The boy!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Oh, look at him - he was a cheeky scamp.
0:05:24 > 0:05:29Of course, back in the day, he didn't have his spotty bow tie.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31No, or his lovely starry waistcoat.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35And he certainly didn't have his spotty bag. Oh, no.
0:05:35 > 0:05:40You see, I remember the first time we met.
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Oh-ho. It was a very cold night.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45We'd been travelling up and down the country all week,
0:05:45 > 0:05:48singing our wonderful song, Honk, Honk, Honk. Hee-hee.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52Oh, thank you, it is cold. Lovely. That's very snugly.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55And then all of a sudden, I heard a noise.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Waaah! Waaah!
0:05:57 > 0:05:59What's that noise, everyone?
0:05:59 > 0:06:01- AUDIENCE:- A baby!
0:06:01 > 0:06:03A baby, is it?
0:06:03 > 0:06:05- Waaah! Waaah!- Where is it, eh?
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Oh, look, it's over here, isn't it?
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Oh, look! Hello, little fella!
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Oh, dear, what are you doing out here,
0:06:14 > 0:06:17all alone in the freezing cold?
0:06:17 > 0:06:21Come and say hello to all of our friends here. Yes!
0:06:21 > 0:06:24- HE KEEPS CRYING - Oh, dear, he's a bit upset.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Don't you worry. Oh, what a bonny lad.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30- Look, everyone! Isn't he lovely? - AUDIENCE:- Awww!
0:06:30 > 0:06:34There you go. Yes, come and say hello to all our friends.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37There you go. Wah! Oh, he's crying a bit. He's crying.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Don't worry, he'll settle down. Yeah.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42- Argh!- Wah! Wah! LAUGHTER
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Oh, dear. I think I'll sing to him.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48Now, this is a song my dad used to sing to me. You might know it.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Are you ready? Join in if you do.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55# Hello, hello...
0:06:55 > 0:06:57- ALL:- # How are you? #
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Oh, thank you.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00# Hello, hello
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- # It's good to see you. # - BABY LAUGHS
0:07:03 > 0:07:07Oh, thank you, everyone. Look, he's settled down now!
0:07:07 > 0:07:11And look, he's got a lovely little red nose, see? There you go.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13- NOSE SQUEAKS - Oh! Hee-hee.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15He's a Tumble, all right,
0:07:15 > 0:07:18and a Tumble never leaves another Tumble.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Come on, the boy. You're going to come with me.
0:07:21 > 0:07:26I'll look after you. There you go. Let's get you in the warm, shall we?
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Right, here we go.
0:07:35 > 0:07:40Well, I'd never raised a baby! I didn't know how to do it.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44But the days turned into weeks, and weeks into months.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Well, we found our way.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48CRASHING NOISES
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Right. Come on, the boy,
0:07:55 > 0:07:58we can't stay in the shed all of our lives,
0:07:58 > 0:08:00although that is a nice thought.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03We've got the whole world to see, yes!
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Has anyone seen the boy? Where is he?
0:08:06 > 0:08:07Eh? What?
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Where is he?
0:08:09 > 0:08:12He's over here? Oh, right, I'll go and see him.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15- HONKING NOISE - What was that noise?
0:08:15 > 0:08:20Hey! Can you believe it, the boy? We've been together now ten years.
0:08:20 > 0:08:25Ten years! And I've tried to teach you everything I know.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Should have taken only ten minutes, really.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31And in all of that time, you've never said a word.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35Nothing at all! Never mind, hee-hee.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39- # Hello, hello... # - The boy?
0:08:39 > 0:08:41- # How are you? # - Oh!
0:08:41 > 0:08:43# Hello, hello
0:08:43 > 0:08:46# It's good to see you. #
0:08:46 > 0:08:48I knew you could do it!
0:08:48 > 0:08:51# I say, hello... # Come on, everyone!
0:08:51 > 0:08:55# I'm happy that you came... # Very good.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58# I say hello
0:08:58 > 0:09:04# Please tell me your name. #
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Eh? All right, then, the boy. Never mind.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10I'll just carry on calling you "the boy". It'll never catch on.
0:09:10 > 0:09:15- You know what? I think you're ready. - Ready? For what?
0:09:15 > 0:09:21Well, for you and me to travel the world with my song!
0:09:21 > 0:09:23NOSES HONK Well, let's go, then!
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Right, come on. What are we waiting for? Here we go.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Let's smarten your tie up first. That's it.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Well done, the boy. Come on.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Oh, yes, there's a big, wide world to see. Off we go.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37# Wherever we go, whatever we do
0:09:37 > 0:09:39# We can do it much better when we do it as two
0:09:39 > 0:09:41# With you and me and me and you
0:09:41 > 0:09:42- # That's one - And one
0:09:42 > 0:09:45# And together that's two That's two
0:09:45 > 0:09:46- # That's me - That's you
0:09:46 > 0:09:48- # Us two - # Together all the time
0:09:48 > 0:09:50# We'll get along just fine! #
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Come on. I think we're going to hop on the bus now.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56You know this one. Sing along. You ready?
0:09:56 > 0:09:58# The wheels on the bus go round and round... #
0:09:58 > 0:10:01- Sing along! - # Round and round, round and round
0:10:01 > 0:10:05# The wheels on the bus go round and round, all day long... #
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- Well done.- Bye. - Have a good day at work. Bye-bye.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Right, my boy, let's get going. Here we go.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13# Wherever we go, pace after pace
0:10:13 > 0:10:15# We can do it much better when I see your face
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- # With you and me and me and you - # That's one
0:10:18 > 0:10:20- # And one - # And together that's two
0:10:20 > 0:10:21- # That's two - # That's me
0:10:21 > 0:10:23- # That's you - # That's too
0:10:23 > 0:10:26# Together all the time # We'll get along just fine. #
0:10:26 > 0:10:29We're going to hop aboard the train, now.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32I bet you know this one. Are you ready? Here we go.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Get your train going. All aboard.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37# The wheels on the train go clatter clatter clatter
0:10:37 > 0:10:39# Clatter clatter clatter clatter clatter clatter
0:10:39 > 0:10:42# The wheels on the train go clatter clatter clatter
0:10:42 > 0:10:44# All day long... #
0:10:44 > 0:10:48- Have a nice day at work. - It's very busy on the train today.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51- Right, what's next? - We're in a plane, Grandad.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53- Get your propellers ready. - Here we go.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56# The propeller on the plane goes broom broom broom
0:10:56 > 0:10:58# Broom broom broom broom broom broom
0:10:58 > 0:11:01# The propeller on the plane goes broom broom broom
0:11:01 > 0:11:04- # All day long...# - Well done, the boy.- Argh!
0:11:06 > 0:11:07A bit of turbulence.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Oh, dear. Oh, my back.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14- Are you OK, Grandad?- Yeah, I'm fine, don't worry about me.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Right, come on, off we go again.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19# Whatever the fix We'll see it through
0:11:19 > 0:11:21# With a couple of tricks Just me and you
0:11:21 > 0:11:23# With you and me And me and you
0:11:23 > 0:11:24- # That's one - # I'm one
0:11:24 > 0:11:26# And together that's two That's two
0:11:26 > 0:11:28- # That's me - # That's you
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- # Us two - # Together all the time
0:11:31 > 0:11:33# We'll get along just fine
0:11:33 > 0:11:35# We get along just We get along just
0:11:35 > 0:11:38# Round and round and clatter clatter clatter
0:11:38 > 0:11:40# And a broom broom broom broom Bye! #
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Yay!
0:11:42 > 0:11:44APPLAUSE
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Well done, the boy.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Right, I think you're ready now.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53You're going to learn my song, Honk, Honk, Honk.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57You're going to love it. Right. I'll just get my musical instrument.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01There we are. I've just got a little bag here with it in.
0:12:01 > 0:12:02There we go.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05I think you're big enough now. There we are. Hey!
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Right. Let's get this open, shall we?
0:12:11 > 0:12:13CREAKING SOUND
0:12:13 > 0:12:16- Where is it? - There's my musical instrument.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18I call her Goliath. Right.
0:12:18 > 0:12:22Now, hold on to my leg. I don't want to fall in. Here we go.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Gotcha, Grandad. Are you nearly there yet?
0:12:25 > 0:12:29- ECHOES:- Don't worry. I think it's in here somewhere.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Right, I've got it. Here we are.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Right, behold. Goliath.
0:12:38 > 0:12:42Right. Now, watch and learn, the boy, watch and learn.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45- I'll get the old band together. - HE WHISTLES
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Come on, guys. Yes, same as usual.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Here we go.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52- # Honk, honk, honk... # - Hello.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55- # Honk, honk, honk... # - How are you?
0:12:55 > 0:12:57- # Honk, honk, honk... # - Hello.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00- Do you not know owt new? - # Honk, honk, honk... #
0:13:00 > 0:13:02# Are you having fun? # Join in.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06No! That's ancient. Silly old fool.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Come on, guys, let's get out of here.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12No, hang on a minute. Wait.
0:13:12 > 0:13:17We can work on a B-side. How about Beep, Beep, Beep...Goodbye?
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Oh, dear, everyone. You know what?
0:13:20 > 0:13:23That song used to be very popular.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27- Not any more. - Don't worry, Grandad, let's go.
0:13:27 > 0:13:32MUSIC PLAYS
0:13:46 > 0:13:47Ah, you know what?
0:13:47 > 0:13:50There's nothing like a lovely cup of chocolate, oh...
0:13:50 > 0:13:53to cheer you up when you're feeling down.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56I'll just have one more slurp for the road.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00HE SLURPS
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Ah, that's better. Right, now where's the boy?
0:14:05 > 0:14:10Has anyone seen the boy? Where is he? Oh, there he is.
0:14:10 > 0:14:16- Come on, the boy. Oh, I'm sorry about today.- Don't worry, Grandad.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19- I've always loved that song. - I know, but you know what?
0:14:19 > 0:14:21I don't want to be laughed at
0:14:21 > 0:14:25and I certainly don't want people to laugh at you.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Nobody should be laughed at, should they, everyone?
0:14:28 > 0:14:30- AUDIENCE:- No.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32I love the stars.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35I wish I could have the stars around me all the time.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Oh, well, I'll tell you what, I know a song about the stars.
0:14:38 > 0:14:42Join in if you know it. Are you ready?
0:14:42 > 0:14:47# Twinkle, twinkle, little star
0:14:47 > 0:14:52# How I wonder what you are
0:14:52 > 0:14:58# Up above the world so high
0:14:58 > 0:15:04# Like a diamond in the sky
0:15:04 > 0:15:10# Twinkle, twinkle, little star
0:15:10 > 0:15:15# How I wonder what you are
0:15:17 > 0:15:22# When the blazing sun is gone
0:15:22 > 0:15:27# When he nothing shines upon
0:15:27 > 0:15:33# Then you show your little light
0:15:33 > 0:15:38# Twinkle, twinkle through the night
0:15:38 > 0:15:43# Twinkle, twinkle, little star
0:15:43 > 0:15:48# How I wonder what you are... #
0:15:48 > 0:15:52- I wish everyone could have the stars around them.- Everyone?
0:15:52 > 0:15:56- Of course - we all deserve to have stars.- Join in, everyone.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00# Twinkle, twinkle, little star
0:16:00 > 0:16:05# How I wonder what you are
0:16:05 > 0:16:10# Up above the world so high
0:16:10 > 0:16:15# Like a diamond in the sky
0:16:15 > 0:16:19# Twinkle, twinkle, little star
0:16:19 > 0:16:25# How I wonder what you are. #
0:16:25 > 0:16:29Well done, everyone. Hey, the boy, what's happening?
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Look, you've filled the place with stars.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35I haven't given them stars, Grandad. They are the stars.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Every one of them is a star to me.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Of course, you're all stars, everyone.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Hang on a minute. What's happened to your waistcoat?
0:16:44 > 0:16:46It's covered in stars!
0:16:46 > 0:16:50Grandad, Grandad, don't you see? Having stars on my waistcoat
0:16:50 > 0:16:54is like having all my friends here with me, all the time.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- Thank you, everyone. - Thank you. Well done.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Oh, that's wonderful. But, you know what?
0:17:03 > 0:17:06I can't help but think you deserve better.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09I mean, you need to travel the world.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12I don't want to hold you back. I mean, look at the state of us.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15We're a right pair of clowns, aren't we, eh? Ah!
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Grandad, the right thing will come along,
0:17:18 > 0:17:20even if you don't recognise it at first.
0:17:20 > 0:17:24There's always something good after something bad.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28All you have to do is close your eyes.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30- Right.- And stay open to it.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34All right, I'll close my eyes and I'll stay open to it, the boy.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Right, nothing is happening. Eh, eh. Wha...?
0:17:37 > 0:17:39What was that? Honestly.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Oh, look - it's a copy of the Tumble Times.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Shall we see what's going on.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47GRANDAD CLEARS HIS THROAT Grandad, Grandad!
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Oh, right. "Would you like to be taken seriously
0:17:50 > 0:17:53"and would you like your talent to shine through?"
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Oh, what does it say?
0:17:55 > 0:18:00"Then sign up for Miss Eerie's Emporium of Excellence."
0:18:00 > 0:18:02THEY OOH
0:18:02 > 0:18:04What is it? Oh, right.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08"Open auditions being held - 10am tomorrow morning.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11- "Don't be late." - Grandad.- What is it?
0:18:11 > 0:18:16Oh. "PS, this is a very serious Emporium." Right.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18- Grandad.- What is it?
0:18:18 > 0:18:21"PPS, no giggling."
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Well that's it, the boy.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26We're off to the Emporium of Excellence!
0:18:50 > 0:18:54Welcome to my Emporium of Excellence.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56I am Miss Eerie,
0:18:56 > 0:19:01the headmistress of this remarkably serious establishment.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
0:19:10 > 0:19:13FABRIC STICKS
0:19:13 > 0:19:15KIDS LAUGH
0:19:15 > 0:19:16RIPPING
0:19:30 > 0:19:31FOOTSTEPS CONTINUE
0:19:31 > 0:19:33LAUGHTER
0:19:34 > 0:19:40Look at you! Aren't you all adorable?
0:19:40 > 0:19:44It's simply lovely of you all to come.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Welcome to you, one, one and all.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Now, to the business of the day.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52I'm looking for people with something extra.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Something extraordinary. Something excellent.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59Something excellently extraord... Well, something good.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02And if you think you've got something,
0:20:02 > 0:20:05then maybe, just maybe,
0:20:05 > 0:20:10my Emporium of Excellence is the place for you.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13- Ooh.- Or maybe not.- Oh.
0:20:13 > 0:20:18But first, we need a little test to see if you can do it.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Yes.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24# We're gonna do it, do it
0:20:24 > 0:20:27- # We're gonna do it, yes...! # - What do you think?
0:20:27 > 0:20:30# We're gonna do it Put your hands up in the air... #
0:20:30 > 0:20:34I want all of you and all of you to join in with what we're doing.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Let's see if you can do it, shall we?
0:20:40 > 0:20:41- # And do it - Do it
0:20:41 > 0:20:42- # Do it - Do it
0:20:42 > 0:20:43# Do it for me
0:20:43 > 0:20:46# Let's see if you've got something that can entertain me
0:20:46 > 0:20:47- # Do it - Do it
0:20:47 > 0:20:48- # Do it - Do it...
0:20:48 > 0:20:50- # Do it for me - Yeah!
0:20:50 > 0:20:52# Pretend to be a mouse on three
0:20:52 > 0:20:53# Two, three
0:20:53 > 0:20:55# Crouch down low
0:20:55 > 0:20:56# Do it
0:20:56 > 0:20:58# And twitch your nose
0:20:58 > 0:21:00# Do it
0:21:00 > 0:21:02# Nibble on some cheese
0:21:02 > 0:21:03# Squeak, squeak
0:21:03 > 0:21:06# Do it, do it, do it for me... #
0:21:06 > 0:21:10Yes, as I thought - some of you grown-ups don't have something,
0:21:10 > 0:21:12you've got nothing!
0:21:12 > 0:21:14What about you? Have you got anything?
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Let's see for the big ones, shall we?
0:21:17 > 0:21:18- # Do it - Do it
0:21:18 > 0:21:19- # Do it - Do it...
0:21:19 > 0:21:20# Do it for me
0:21:20 > 0:21:24# Let's see if you've got something that can entertain me
0:21:24 > 0:21:25- # Do it - Do it
0:21:25 > 0:21:26- # Do it - Do it...
0:21:26 > 0:21:28- # Do it for me - Yeah!
0:21:28 > 0:21:30# Pretend to be a lion on three
0:21:30 > 0:21:31# Two, three
0:21:31 > 0:21:33# You're out on the prowl
0:21:33 > 0:21:34# Do it
0:21:34 > 0:21:36# Now let's hear you growl
0:21:36 > 0:21:38# Do it
0:21:38 > 0:21:40# And roaring loud... #
0:21:40 > 0:21:41ROARING
0:21:41 > 0:21:45# Do it, do it, do it for me
0:21:45 > 0:21:48# Do it, do it, do it for me...
0:21:48 > 0:21:55# Oh, yeah. #
0:21:55 > 0:21:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Oh!
0:22:00 > 0:22:04So we have our winners. All of you! Apart from the grown-ups.
0:22:04 > 0:22:08And... Yes...
0:22:12 > 0:22:14- You.- Ooh!- You.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16How unpredictably delightful.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19I'm sorry? And...
0:22:22 > 0:22:23..you.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Yippee(!)
0:22:25 > 0:22:28So that concludes our interview process this year.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31Those of you who've been unlucky this time,
0:22:31 > 0:22:33please feel free to try again. Thank you.
0:22:33 > 0:22:37- GRANDAD:- Coming through. Sorry we're late. Go on, the boy.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Yes?
0:22:39 > 0:22:40Can I help you?
0:22:40 > 0:22:41Oh, well, yes.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45We're here for your school.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47- Really?- Yep.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49But look at you.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53How can you be taken seriously with those silly little red noses?
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Well, they're our Tumble noses, aren't they?
0:22:55 > 0:22:59I mean, it's what makes us who we are. Watch. Right.
0:22:59 > 0:23:00NOSES HONK AND SQUEAK
0:23:00 > 0:23:04HONKING AND SQUEAKING CONTINUES
0:23:04 > 0:23:07- Well, you get the... - Yes, I think I get the idea.
0:23:07 > 0:23:12But I'm afraid this is a serious establishment,
0:23:12 > 0:23:16- and you two are a bit of a joke. - Oh, no.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Please, ma'am, give the boy a chance.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20I mean, he's got something.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23I don't know quite what it is, but there is something there.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Hmm. Yes. Hmm. Yes.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29- I don't know, I... - SHE GASPS
0:23:29 > 0:23:34I know. Help me out, here, what do you think? Should I take him?
0:23:34 > 0:23:36- AUDIENCE:- Yes!
0:23:36 > 0:23:37Are you sure?
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Yes!
0:23:39 > 0:23:42All right, all right. Yes, yes.
0:23:42 > 0:23:47I think I can see a way he could brighten someone's day.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49All right, he's in. Say your goodbyes.
0:23:49 > 0:23:54Oh, well done, the boy! Come on, this way, this way.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57That's it. Through you go. There you go.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00You're going to have a fantastic time here
0:24:00 > 0:24:02and meet lots of new friends and...
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Well, I'll come and visit you lots and lots.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08# Goodbye, goodbye
0:24:08 > 0:24:10# It's time to run
0:24:10 > 0:24:13# Goodbye, goodbye
0:24:13 > 0:24:16# I hope you had good fun... #
0:24:19 > 0:24:22- Have you dropped something, Grandad? - No, no.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Don't get all weepy on me. There you go.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26SQUEAKING AND HONKING
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Now, look after yourself.
0:24:28 > 0:24:32Behave yourself and you'll be taken very seriously.
0:24:32 > 0:24:33I'll visit lots of times.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Take care, the boy.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36Bye-bye.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39# Please come back
0:24:39 > 0:24:42# Please come back...
0:24:42 > 0:24:46# Please come back. #
0:25:08 > 0:25:11The boy worked hard at the Emporium of Excellence.
0:25:11 > 0:25:15And being the boy, he made the best of everything.
0:25:15 > 0:25:20But Miss Eerie never let him try his hand at singing or dancing
0:25:20 > 0:25:24or any of the things he was meant to be there for.
0:25:24 > 0:25:29But he seemed happy. He was good at what he did
0:25:29 > 0:25:31and everyone there loved him.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Well, nearly everyone.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Oooh!
0:25:40 > 0:25:43OOHING
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Yes.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Oh!
0:25:52 > 0:25:53Hey!
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Hello, everyone!
0:26:00 > 0:26:03Good to see you. So many friends.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Wow. Would you like to sing the Friends Song?
0:26:06 > 0:26:08CHEERING OK, then.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11Well, we need the rest of our friends first.
0:26:11 > 0:26:15Guys, come on. Come and join in the party.
0:26:15 > 0:26:19We're going to sing the Friends Song. Come on, join in.
0:26:19 > 0:26:20# Friends, friends
0:26:20 > 0:26:22# What can you do with friends?
0:26:22 > 0:26:24# Walk a dog... #
0:26:24 > 0:26:25- Very good. - Dog!
0:26:25 > 0:26:27- # Read a book - Book!
0:26:27 > 0:26:29- # Catch a ball - Ball!
0:26:29 > 0:26:31- # We can cook, yeah - Cook!
0:26:31 > 0:26:34- # Ride a horse - Horse!
0:26:34 > 0:26:37- # Paddle in the sea - Sea!
0:26:37 > 0:26:40# Maybe you can come and play with me... #
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Come on, let's see you dancing. Here we go!
0:26:43 > 0:26:46# Ra-da-da-da, ra-da-da Ra-da-da-da-da... #
0:26:46 > 0:26:47Come on, gang.
0:26:47 > 0:26:51# Ra-da-da-da, ra-da-da Ra-da-da-da-da
0:26:51 > 0:26:54- # We can jump - Jump!
0:26:54 > 0:26:56- # We can run - Run!
0:26:56 > 0:27:01# Playing with my friends is lots of fun
0:27:01 > 0:27:05# Playing with my friends is lots of fun... #
0:27:05 > 0:27:06Last time!
0:27:06 > 0:27:09# Playing with my friends is lots of fun. #
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Beep your noses, everyone.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14HONKING
0:27:14 > 0:27:17Lauren, Sam. Come on, Pod. That's it.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Go on, beep your noses. That's it.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21Mums and dads, too, that's it.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23HONKING
0:27:23 > 0:27:24LAUGHTER
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Having fun, Mr Tumble?
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Oh, no, no, no. No fun here.
0:27:30 > 0:27:31No.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Tootsie!
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Hello, Mr Tumble.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Oh, hello, Tootsie.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42How are you?
0:27:42 > 0:27:43MISS EERIE EXCLAIMS
0:27:43 > 0:27:48I don't have time to waste on you two gawping.
0:27:48 > 0:27:52I need to speak to my students who I know are down here
0:27:52 > 0:27:54having fun with you.
0:27:54 > 0:27:59- Ah. - Shelley? Baxter? Pod?
0:27:59 > 0:28:02- Affirmative.- Yes.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05Miss Earwig... I mean Earworm...
0:28:05 > 0:28:06Miss Eerie.
0:28:06 > 0:28:11I think you're missing out one of your star pupils.
0:28:11 > 0:28:15- Oh, Mr Tumble, I didn't forget you. - Thank you.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17I omitted you.
0:28:17 > 0:28:19Omitted.
0:28:19 > 0:28:21Deliberately.
0:28:21 > 0:28:24Deliberately.
0:28:24 > 0:28:27I expect people in my school to have something incredible,
0:28:27 > 0:28:31- something amazing, something wonderful, and you...- Yes?
0:28:31 > 0:28:34You have nothing.
0:28:34 > 0:28:36- AUDIENCE:- Aw!
0:28:37 > 0:28:40Well, it's a start.
0:28:41 > 0:28:45Listen. Tonight is a very, very serious night.
0:28:45 > 0:28:48- Three world-famous opera singers... - Mum.
0:28:48 > 0:28:52- ..are coming to perform here in this amazing opera house...- Mum!
0:28:52 > 0:28:56- ..A lesson in dignity... - Eh!- ..and class.- Oh!
0:28:56 > 0:28:59- Mum.- What is it, Tootsie?
0:28:59 > 0:29:01I think you should read the telegram.
0:29:01 > 0:29:04Oh, read it to me, Tumble, if you can.
0:29:04 > 0:29:05Right, here we go.
0:29:05 > 0:29:08- "Urgent. Stop." - Go on, go on.
0:29:08 > 0:29:12- "For the attention of Miss Eerie. Stop."- Carry on.
0:29:12 > 0:29:15- "Terrible news. Stop." - Keep reading, you fool.
0:29:15 > 0:29:17But it keeps telling me to stop.
0:29:17 > 0:29:20That just means a full stop. Just read it all out.
0:29:20 > 0:29:22Oh, right, OK.
0:29:22 > 0:29:26"Connie Tralto and Alfie Bass suffering from sore throats."
0:29:26 > 0:29:29- Stop!- Don't you start. - What else?
0:29:29 > 0:29:34"Costa Tenor will need new singing partners immediately."
0:29:34 > 0:29:36Singing partners.
0:29:36 > 0:29:38Ooh. Baxter.
0:29:38 > 0:29:40I must respond in the negative.
0:29:40 > 0:29:42- Pod?- Eh, no.
0:29:42 > 0:29:46- So that means you, Shelley. - Oh, goodness!
0:29:46 > 0:29:48And...?
0:29:48 > 0:29:50Oh, no.
0:29:50 > 0:29:53# La, la, la, la, la, la, la
0:29:53 > 0:29:56# Ah. #
0:29:58 > 0:30:03They say my voice has made grown men cry.
0:30:03 > 0:30:04What, for help?
0:30:04 > 0:30:06Ye... No!
0:30:06 > 0:30:09Look, I won't let you down, Miss Eerie.
0:30:09 > 0:30:11You better not.
0:30:11 > 0:30:15Because if you do have anything, Tumble, which I doubt,
0:30:15 > 0:30:19- now is the time to find it. - Right.
0:30:19 > 0:30:24- Oh!- Don't worry. You'll be great. - Very nervous.
0:30:24 > 0:30:26You better get ready then.
0:30:26 > 0:30:27Oh, yes, OK.
0:30:27 > 0:30:29Thank you. Bye-bye.
0:30:38 > 0:30:39- Shelley!- Ooh!
0:30:39 > 0:30:43- These are for you. - Oh, thank you, Tootsie.
0:30:43 > 0:30:47- I'm so very nervous. - Oh, don't worry, Shelley.
0:30:47 > 0:30:50Mum wouldn't have let you enter the Emporium
0:30:50 > 0:30:54if she didn't know you could do it and she always tells the truth.
0:30:54 > 0:30:56She says it's the most important thing ever.
0:30:56 > 0:31:00- And you look incredible! - Truly?- Truly!
0:31:00 > 0:31:02Oh, thank you, Tootsie.
0:31:02 > 0:31:04I just hope my voice works.
0:31:04 > 0:31:07- BADLY:- # La, la, la, la, la, la! #
0:31:07 > 0:31:10Oh, no! That's what happens when I get nervous.
0:31:10 > 0:31:13- My voice just disappears. - Oh, try not to worry, Shelley.
0:31:13 > 0:31:15We're all on your side.
0:31:15 > 0:31:19And I bet Costa Tenor will think your voice is sensational, too.
0:31:19 > 0:31:20Oh, I do hope so.
0:31:20 > 0:31:22Thank you, Tootsie.
0:31:24 > 0:31:26# Rumbley, tumbley
0:31:26 > 0:31:28# Rumbley, tumbley...
0:31:28 > 0:31:30# Rrrrrumbley, tumbley
0:31:30 > 0:31:32# Rrrrrumbley, tumbley... #
0:31:32 > 0:31:35HE HUMS TUNE
0:31:35 > 0:31:37Mr Tumble!
0:31:37 > 0:31:38Oh.
0:31:38 > 0:31:41These are for you.
0:31:41 > 0:31:43Thank you, Towsie.
0:31:43 > 0:31:45- It's Tootsie.- Eh, oh.
0:31:45 > 0:31:48Tootsie. Oh, flowers for me.
0:31:48 > 0:31:51Oh, they smell beau... HE COUGHS
0:31:51 > 0:31:52Beautiful.
0:31:52 > 0:31:54- Are you nervous?- Yes!
0:31:54 > 0:31:57No, I'm not nervous. I'm joking.
0:31:57 > 0:32:00I mean, Costa Tenor is a world-famous singer.
0:32:00 > 0:32:04- Well, I know.- The theatre is packed with very serious-looking people.
0:32:04 > 0:32:07- Very serious. - Miss Eerie is in the wings
0:32:07 > 0:32:08to make sure you don't mess up.
0:32:08 > 0:32:11So it's a good job you're not nervous.
0:32:11 > 0:32:13What?
0:32:13 > 0:32:16Miss Eerie is standing in the wings watching me like a hawk
0:32:16 > 0:32:18so I don't mess up? Ah!
0:32:18 > 0:32:21Well, I'm nervous now, Tootsie.
0:32:21 > 0:32:23ORCHESTRA TUNING
0:32:23 > 0:32:26- It's time.- Right, to go home. I'm off. Grandad!
0:32:26 > 0:32:27No!
0:32:27 > 0:32:30To show everyone what you can do.
0:32:30 > 0:32:33OK. Do you mind?
0:32:33 > 0:32:38- Oh...I don't think I can do this. - I don't think I can do this, too!
0:32:38 > 0:32:39Hang on a minute.
0:32:39 > 0:32:42Come on, Shelley. Remember what my grandad used to say.
0:32:42 > 0:32:46"Get off the sofa, I want to watch the television now."
0:32:46 > 0:32:48No, he didn't say that.
0:32:48 > 0:32:50He said, "You can only do your best."
0:32:50 > 0:32:53Isn't that right, everyone? CHEERING
0:32:53 > 0:32:58And you, Shelley, have got the most beautiful singing voice I know.
0:32:58 > 0:33:02Oh, thank you, Mr Tumble. You always know how to make me smile.
0:33:02 > 0:33:04I know. Come on.
0:33:07 > 0:33:11Ladies and gentlemen, please give a very serious welcome
0:33:11 > 0:33:15to Miss Shelley Sure, Signore Tumble
0:33:15 > 0:33:18and...Costa Tenor.
0:33:20 > 0:33:22APPLAUSE
0:33:34 > 0:33:37HE SINGS IN ITALIAN
0:34:10 > 0:34:14OPERATIC VERSION OF OLD MACDONALD
0:34:14 > 0:34:17HE CONTINUES SINGING IN ITALIAN
0:34:19 > 0:34:23- ALL:- # E-I-E-I-O... #
0:34:23 > 0:34:26HE SINGS IN ITALIAN
0:34:28 > 0:34:32# E-I-E-I-O... #
0:34:32 > 0:34:34HE SINGS IN ITALIAN
0:34:46 > 0:34:50# E-I-E-I-O... #
0:34:50 > 0:34:53You see, that's what we needed, a little bit of class.
0:34:53 > 0:34:56- But isn't that Old Macdonald Had... - Sh!
0:34:56 > 0:34:58# Old Macdonald
0:34:58 > 0:35:01# He had a farm
0:35:01 > 0:35:04# E-I-E-I-O
0:35:04 > 0:35:07# And on that farm
0:35:07 > 0:35:09# He had a pig
0:35:10 > 0:35:12# E-I-E-I-O... #
0:35:14 > 0:35:16# With an oink-oink here
0:35:16 > 0:35:20# And an oink-oink there
0:35:20 > 0:35:21# Here an oink, there an oink
0:35:21 > 0:35:23# Everywhere an oink-oink
0:35:23 > 0:35:27# Old Macdonald, he had a farm
0:35:27 > 0:35:31# E-I-E-I-O... #
0:35:31 > 0:35:34What's going on? He's getting bigger.
0:35:34 > 0:35:37I hope Tumble isn't going to ruin this for everyone.
0:35:37 > 0:35:39HE SINGS IN ITALIAN
0:35:39 > 0:35:42# E-I-E-I-O
0:35:42 > 0:35:45# And on that farm, he had a duck
0:35:45 > 0:35:47# E-I-E-I-O... #
0:35:47 > 0:35:50HE SINGS IN ITALIAN
0:35:50 > 0:35:53# And a quack-quack there... #
0:35:53 > 0:35:55HE SINGS IN ITALIAN # There a quack
0:35:55 > 0:35:57# Everywhere a quack-quack... #
0:35:57 > 0:36:01HE SINGS IN ITALIAN # He had a farm
0:36:01 > 0:36:04# E-I-E-I-O... #
0:36:04 > 0:36:08What's happening? Why is everybody laughing?
0:36:08 > 0:36:10This is a disaster!
0:36:12 > 0:36:15# E-I-E-I-O... #
0:36:15 > 0:36:20Oh, no! What a disaster. Tumble is making a laughing stock of us all!
0:36:23 > 0:36:27# I have heard the sound of music
0:36:27 > 0:36:32# Can become the wildest animals
0:36:32 > 0:36:36# If I dare to sing quite softly
0:36:36 > 0:36:41# It might soothe but won't be admirable... #
0:36:41 > 0:36:45Shelley, you have a beautiful voice.
0:36:45 > 0:36:48Come into the middle so that we can all hear.
0:36:49 > 0:36:53# When the world lives in peace
0:36:53 > 0:36:58# We see beauty released
0:36:58 > 0:37:02# When the world lives in peace
0:37:02 > 0:37:11# We see beauty released. #
0:37:11 > 0:37:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:37:14 > 0:37:18Oh, thank you! Thank you. Oh!
0:37:18 > 0:37:22Oh, I, em... I don't think I need this any more.
0:37:22 > 0:37:24Thank you, Mr Tumble.
0:37:24 > 0:37:26My pleasure.
0:37:26 > 0:37:29- NORTHERN ENGLISH ACCENT: - Here, Miss Eerie. She's great.
0:37:29 > 0:37:31Sings like a lark.
0:37:31 > 0:37:34Yeah, yeah, she does, doesn't she? Like a what?!
0:37:34 > 0:37:38I thought you were a serious artiste from Italy.
0:37:38 > 0:37:39I am serious,
0:37:39 > 0:37:42but I'm from Rochdale, not Rome.
0:37:42 > 0:37:44LAUGHTER
0:37:44 > 0:37:50Shelley, my darling, you really do have a very beautiful voice.
0:37:50 > 0:37:55Miss Eerie, we're so glad that you agree with us all.
0:37:55 > 0:37:59Shelley has something sensational, wouldn't you say?
0:37:59 > 0:38:03I'll show you sensational,
0:38:03 > 0:38:07you red-nosed party pooper!
0:38:07 > 0:38:11This was supposed to be a serious evening for serious people.
0:38:11 > 0:38:15I might have known better than to put a Tumble on stage.
0:38:15 > 0:38:17What are you doing with that?
0:38:17 > 0:38:19Eh!
0:38:19 > 0:38:23AIR ESCAPES
0:38:35 > 0:38:39You are making a mockery of this school.
0:38:39 > 0:38:43This is a school for artistes, not clowns.
0:38:43 > 0:38:47Now either you get back down to the basement where you belong
0:38:47 > 0:38:51or you leave this school forever.
0:38:51 > 0:38:54BOOING
0:38:54 > 0:38:57Back to work, everyone.
0:38:57 > 0:39:01Oh, dear. Miss Eerie is not very happy with me, is she, everyone?
0:39:01 > 0:39:02- AUDIENCE:- No!
0:39:02 > 0:39:06Grandad went to such an effort to send me to this school.
0:39:06 > 0:39:07I thought I had something.
0:39:07 > 0:39:11Something funny, maybe, or something silly,
0:39:11 > 0:39:13but you know what?
0:39:13 > 0:39:15I don't think I've got anything.
0:39:15 > 0:39:16- AUDIENCE:- Aw!
0:39:16 > 0:39:18You've got me.
0:39:18 > 0:39:20And me.
0:39:20 > 0:39:21- BOYS:- And us.
0:39:21 > 0:39:23ALL: And us!
0:39:23 > 0:39:25What am I thinking, everyone?
0:39:25 > 0:39:29You don't need anything if you've got lovely friends, do you?
0:39:29 > 0:39:33Hey, and how about you guys? Are you our friends, too?
0:39:33 > 0:39:34CHEERING Fantastic.
0:39:34 > 0:39:37- You know how you have friends, don't you?- No.
0:39:37 > 0:39:40- It's easy. - BAXTER:- Very straightforward.
0:39:40 > 0:39:42- POD:- But it's actually very simple.
0:39:42 > 0:39:45# You know you have a friend when they wave to you
0:39:45 > 0:39:46# Ah-ha!
0:39:46 > 0:39:50- ALL:- # You know you have a friend when they wave to you
0:39:50 > 0:39:56# They'll always cheer you up when you are feeling blue
0:39:56 > 0:39:57# Hello, there
0:39:57 > 0:39:59# How do you do...? #
0:39:59 > 0:40:03Come on, everyone. Give us a big wave. Yay!
0:40:03 > 0:40:04Come on, it's party time.
0:40:04 > 0:40:07Come on, clap your hands, here we go.
0:40:07 > 0:40:08RHYTHMIC CLAPPING
0:40:08 > 0:40:10Yeah, take it away, band!
0:40:18 > 0:40:19Come on.
0:40:25 > 0:40:29Sam! Lauren! Whoa-ho!
0:40:31 > 0:40:33Let's see you dancing.
0:40:33 > 0:40:36We're having a party!
0:40:36 > 0:40:37Good dancing!
0:40:37 > 0:40:39Wobble your bottoms.
0:40:43 > 0:40:44# Come on, then
0:40:44 > 0:40:46# You do it, too
0:40:46 > 0:40:49# Everyone, dance
0:40:49 > 0:40:51# Now is your chance
0:40:51 > 0:40:53# To say "How do you do?" #
0:40:54 > 0:40:56Yay!
0:40:56 > 0:40:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:40:59 > 0:41:03Thank you very much, everyone. And we'll see you soon. Bye-bye.
0:41:16 > 0:41:19We are here in the basement.
0:41:19 > 0:41:21Yup, that's where I work.
0:41:21 > 0:41:23Now, it's technically not a basement -
0:41:23 > 0:41:26it's the basement of the basement.
0:41:26 > 0:41:29It's a bit like a basement, but it's darker, colder,
0:41:29 > 0:41:31wetter and it's really pongy.
0:41:33 > 0:41:34Mr Tumble!
0:41:34 > 0:41:37Hello, Tootsie, how are you?
0:41:37 > 0:41:39I just came down to see how you are.
0:41:39 > 0:41:42Oh, thank you. You're such a good friend.
0:41:42 > 0:41:44Uh, actually, I was meaning to ask you...
0:41:44 > 0:41:48Well, tell you, I like your waistcoat.
0:41:50 > 0:41:54- I thought your opera singing was very funny.- Oh, thank you!
0:41:54 > 0:41:57Hang on a minute, it wasn't supposed to be funny!
0:41:57 > 0:42:00Honestly, it was supposed to be very serious.
0:42:00 > 0:42:03Costa Tenor became CROSS-ta Tenor,
0:42:03 > 0:42:08and Miss Eerie seriously doubts I've got anything at all.
0:42:08 > 0:42:14Wowza, this place is really dark and damp and...
0:42:14 > 0:42:17- Uh, I love it.- Oh, thanks, Pod.
0:42:17 > 0:42:19You have to work down here all the time?
0:42:19 > 0:42:22- Yes, Shelley! - Psychologically speaking,
0:42:22 > 0:42:25I think this will inevitably have a detrimental effect
0:42:25 > 0:42:29- on your prescient consciousness. - Pardon, Baxter?
0:42:29 > 0:42:33- He said you must find this a bit sad.- Oh, no, no, no.
0:42:33 > 0:42:38I'm very happy, actually, because we found something sensational -
0:42:38 > 0:42:40your voice!
0:42:40 > 0:42:45But what about you, Mr Tumble? Do you like doing all the chores?
0:42:45 > 0:42:46Yes.
0:42:46 > 0:42:52You see, Tootsie, it's not what you do, it's the way that you do it.
0:42:52 > 0:42:53Come on, everyone!
0:42:53 > 0:42:56# It ain't what you do it's the way that you do it
0:42:56 > 0:42:58# It ain't what you do it's the way that you do it...
0:42:58 > 0:43:01# It ain't what you do it's the way that you do it
0:43:01 > 0:43:03# And that's what gets results. #
0:43:03 > 0:43:05Are you going to help us with our chores?
0:43:05 > 0:43:09First of all, we need to fill the buckets up with water.
0:43:09 > 0:43:13Thank you, Tootsie. Let's turn on the tap, everyone. Here we go!
0:43:13 > 0:43:15# This is the way we turn on the tap
0:43:15 > 0:43:18# Turn on the tap, turn on the tap
0:43:18 > 0:43:20# This is the way we turn on the tap
0:43:20 > 0:43:22# To keep the emporium clean. #
0:43:22 > 0:43:26Right, I'll fill this bucket up, Katia. Oh, hang on a minute.
0:43:26 > 0:43:29This tap's not working. What am I going to do, eh?
0:43:29 > 0:43:32Whoa! Argh!
0:43:32 > 0:43:35I'm soaked now. Honestly!
0:43:35 > 0:43:38- Mop's next, Mr T! - Thanks... Oh, Tootsie!
0:43:38 > 0:43:40Oh, that was right in my face. Honestly!
0:43:40 > 0:43:43Right, now we need to mop the floors.
0:43:43 > 0:43:45Hold your mops out, everyone.
0:43:45 > 0:43:47Are you ready? Here we go!
0:43:47 > 0:43:49# This is the way we mop the floor
0:43:49 > 0:43:51# Mop the floor, mop the floor
0:43:51 > 0:43:54# This is the way we mop the floor
0:43:54 > 0:43:56# To keep the emporium clean. #
0:43:56 > 0:44:00Well done. Right, I'll just go and... Ah! Hang on a minute.
0:44:00 > 0:44:04Got my foot caught in the... Ow! I'm getting soaked as well.
0:44:04 > 0:44:06Oh, stop it! Ah...
0:44:06 > 0:44:09What's next? Honestly! Right...
0:44:09 > 0:44:15Oh, I think I know the answer to that, Mr T. Next up is the dusting.
0:44:15 > 0:44:18- Ah, good idea. Thank you.- Good luck.
0:44:18 > 0:44:23Come on, everyone, hold your dusters out and get ready to dust it down.
0:44:23 > 0:44:25# This is the way we dust it down
0:44:25 > 0:44:28# Dust it down, dust it down
0:44:28 > 0:44:30# This is the way we dust it down
0:44:30 > 0:44:32# To keep the emporium clean. #
0:44:32 > 0:44:37Well done. I'll give this a good shake-out. Phugh! Argh!
0:44:37 > 0:44:39I've got my foot caught again. Argh!
0:44:39 > 0:44:42What's going on? Get out of it! Argh!
0:44:42 > 0:44:45I don't believe it. Oh, I'm soaked again.
0:44:45 > 0:44:48Really! Right, what's next?
0:44:48 > 0:44:51- It's vacuums next, Mr T. - Baxter, that vacuum is tiny.
0:44:51 > 0:44:54All right, I'll give it a go. Here we go.
0:44:54 > 0:44:57# This is the way we vacuum the floor... #
0:44:57 > 0:45:00Legs up. That's it, thank you.
0:45:00 > 0:45:01Legs up, thank you.
0:45:01 > 0:45:04There we go, right.
0:45:04 > 0:45:08Baxter, this is tiny. I need a bigger vacuum. Honestly!
0:45:08 > 0:45:11Right, I'll get this one over here. Argh!
0:45:12 > 0:45:14Oh... I can't... Whoa!
0:45:14 > 0:45:17Hey, I've got my foot caught in the bucket again.
0:45:17 > 0:45:19Argh!
0:45:19 > 0:45:21Get out of it!
0:45:21 > 0:45:23Oh! Oh, honestly.
0:45:23 > 0:45:25Oh...
0:45:25 > 0:45:28APPLAUSE
0:45:30 > 0:45:34Oh, that really was something wonderful!
0:45:34 > 0:45:37- It's so nice just to have a bit of fun.- Yeah, fun(!)
0:45:37 > 0:45:41Things upstairs are unrelenting in their astringent and sombre tone.
0:45:41 > 0:45:43What did you say, Baxter?
0:45:43 > 0:45:46- Things upstairs are still very serious.- Oh.
0:45:46 > 0:45:50- MISS EERIE:- Tumbl-l-l-le!- Miss Eerie!- We shouldn't be down here.
0:45:50 > 0:45:53- She'll go mad if she finds us! - Initiate concealment!
0:45:53 > 0:45:56- What?- Hide!
0:45:56 > 0:45:58Quick, hide, hide, hide!
0:46:03 > 0:46:09What's going on, Tumble? I heard singing and dancing and...fun.
0:46:09 > 0:46:13Erm, ahem. Hello, Miss Eerie.
0:46:13 > 0:46:16Yeah, we were singing, but now we're all working.
0:46:16 > 0:46:19- Aren't we, everyone? AUDIENCE:- Yeah!
0:46:19 > 0:46:23You see, now we're all mopping very hard. Mopping.
0:46:23 > 0:46:25- Mopping?- Yup, mopping.
0:46:25 > 0:46:27- Mopping.- Always mopping.
0:46:27 > 0:46:29- Mopping, you say? - Yeah, eyes to the ground.
0:46:29 > 0:46:33Mopping. Little thing - I find a mop works better
0:46:33 > 0:46:36if you mop the other way round.
0:46:37 > 0:46:39Oh, yeah. Top tip, ha-ha.
0:46:41 > 0:46:44- Di-di-di...- What are you doing?
0:46:44 > 0:46:47- That way, you fool!- Oh, I see. Oh!
0:46:47 > 0:46:49That's going to be a time-saver.
0:46:52 > 0:46:55Come out, come out, I know you're in here.
0:46:57 > 0:46:59Right, listen up, everyone.
0:46:59 > 0:47:03We are about to be inspected.
0:47:03 > 0:47:07Aha. Well, don't you worry, Miss Eerie,
0:47:07 > 0:47:11we'll have the emporium spick and span in no time at all.
0:47:11 > 0:47:12Hmm.
0:47:13 > 0:47:16And the inspectors are very...
0:47:16 > 0:47:18LAUGHTER
0:47:18 > 0:47:22..very serious. It's not a laughing matter!
0:47:22 > 0:47:24Why are you laughing?
0:47:24 > 0:47:26LAUGHTER
0:47:26 > 0:47:29It's not funny, it's very serious!
0:47:31 > 0:47:33Never been so insulted!
0:47:33 > 0:47:36The inspectors are very, very...
0:47:36 > 0:47:39LAUGHTER
0:47:39 > 0:47:42Why are you laughing?!
0:47:42 > 0:47:44It's a very serious matter!
0:47:47 > 0:47:52As I was saying, the inspectors are very, very serious...
0:47:52 > 0:47:54LAUGHTER
0:47:54 > 0:47:59So we have to put our best, most wonderful, most amazing
0:47:59 > 0:48:04and our most serious performance on to date.
0:48:04 > 0:48:08Now, I know that each of you still have something,
0:48:08 > 0:48:12something with which you can shine.
0:48:12 > 0:48:14In your case, it's a damp cloth.
0:48:14 > 0:48:20- Uh...- So I want you to step up and show exactly what you can do.
0:48:20 > 0:48:23Oh, and Mr Tumble? I want you to...
0:48:23 > 0:48:24Yes?
0:48:24 > 0:48:27Maybe sing?
0:48:27 > 0:48:29# Oh, the hokey cokey! #
0:48:29 > 0:48:31Everyone!
0:48:31 > 0:48:33ALL: # Oh, the hokey cokey! #
0:48:33 > 0:48:34Come on!
0:48:34 > 0:48:37# Oh, the hokey cokey
0:48:37 > 0:48:40# Knees bent, arms stretched, ra, ra, ra! #
0:48:40 > 0:48:42Well done.
0:48:42 > 0:48:44Maybe you want me to dance.
0:48:44 > 0:48:47# Ra-da-da da-da-da-da-da-da
0:48:47 > 0:48:48# Da-da cha-ca-cha. #
0:48:48 > 0:48:52Ha-ha! Or maybe some serious acting.
0:48:52 > 0:48:56Oh, Miss Eerie, your hair is so beautiful.
0:48:56 > 0:48:57Do you love me?
0:48:57 > 0:49:00No? Oh, here, but I swept the floor.
0:49:00 > 0:49:06Ha-ha, no, Mr Tumble, I want you to stay out of everyone's way!
0:49:06 > 0:49:07Ah!
0:49:07 > 0:49:09- Back to work, everybody. - SHE CLAPS
0:49:09 > 0:49:12Oh, thank you, thank you.
0:49:12 > 0:49:14Not you, I wasn't...
0:49:14 > 0:49:16Doh!
0:49:16 > 0:49:19Miss Eerie's still upset with me, isn't she, everyone?
0:49:19 > 0:49:22- AUDIENCE:- Yes! - Oh, dear. It's a shame.
0:49:22 > 0:49:25We don't need the inspectors to show Miss Eerie how much
0:49:25 > 0:49:29good there is inside all of the pupils. Hang on a minute.
0:49:29 > 0:49:35Will you help me to show Miss Eerie how much good they have inside them?
0:49:35 > 0:49:37Yes!
0:49:37 > 0:49:39Ah, thank you! I'll see you later, bye!
0:49:39 > 0:49:41Bye!
0:49:46 > 0:49:50- Oh, hello, Pod! Can we help you? - Probably not.
0:49:50 > 0:49:55- Are you here to pick a costume for the inspection?- I suppose so.
0:49:55 > 0:50:00- Well, decide what you'd like to try on...- And we'll find it for you.
0:50:00 > 0:50:03Well, thank you very much.
0:50:03 > 0:50:05You know these costumes?
0:50:05 > 0:50:10They're really wonderful but I have no idea which one I should pick out.
0:50:10 > 0:50:12Pod, there you are! You got here first.
0:50:12 > 0:50:16Your high-velocity perambulation indicates an enthusiasm
0:50:16 > 0:50:19for bedecking yourself in the most elegant vestiges.
0:50:19 > 0:50:21- What?- You ran here so quickly
0:50:21 > 0:50:24you must have really wanted a good costume.
0:50:24 > 0:50:26You came to the right place.
0:50:26 > 0:50:29This has always been one of my favourite rooms in the emporium,
0:50:29 > 0:50:33where you can dress up and be whoever you want to be.
0:50:33 > 0:50:35- Yeah, but that's just it.- What's it?
0:50:35 > 0:50:39- Well...- Go on, Pod, you can tell us.
0:50:39 > 0:50:40We're your friends.
0:50:40 > 0:50:44- I've always thought that... - Excuse me, coming through.
0:50:44 > 0:50:48I've just got to impress Miss Eerie more than ever now. Hi, Tootsie.
0:50:48 > 0:50:53Got to work, unfortunately. There we are. Just ignore me. Right.
0:50:53 > 0:50:55You may desist your discontinuance.
0:50:55 > 0:50:58He means stop stopping. I mean, carry on.
0:50:58 > 0:51:02Right, well, the problem is that I don't know who Miss Eerie
0:51:02 > 0:51:07wants me to be. I don't know what my "something" is.
0:51:07 > 0:51:08Well, that's easy.
0:51:08 > 0:51:12Let's write a list of all the wonderful, happy things about you.
0:51:12 > 0:51:16I mean, you're... You're here and, erm...
0:51:16 > 0:51:20And I love the way you always hide your smile and, erm...
0:51:20 > 0:51:23Your melancholy is truly unsurpassed.
0:51:23 > 0:51:28Look, Pod, let's just be serious for one second.
0:51:28 > 0:51:31OK, look, it's not who Miss Eerie wants you to be,
0:51:31 > 0:51:35it's who YOU want to be, isn't it, everyone?
0:51:35 > 0:51:37- AUDIENCE:- Yes!
0:51:37 > 0:51:40Of course! You're in exactly the right place
0:51:40 > 0:51:42to be whoever you want to be.
0:51:42 > 0:51:45Why don't you tell me who you'd like to be?
0:51:45 > 0:51:49OK, why don't we dress up in lots of different costumes
0:51:49 > 0:51:52and then Pod can decide who he wants to be?
0:51:52 > 0:51:53Are you ready, everyone?
0:51:53 > 0:51:57Turn the machine. Turn it, turn it. Join in, join in.
0:51:57 > 0:52:00Turn it, turn it. Let's hear you.
0:52:00 > 0:52:02AUDIENCE CHANTS
0:52:02 > 0:52:06Look, we've got an astronaut. I'd like to be an astronaut.
0:52:06 > 0:52:08Fantastic. Join in, everyone.
0:52:08 > 0:52:11# When I grow up, I'd like to be
0:52:11 > 0:52:14# An astronaut, all silvery
0:52:14 > 0:52:17# Walking through the galaxy
0:52:17 > 0:52:21# An astronaut is what I'd like to be
0:52:21 > 0:52:24# Walk slow, walk slow...
0:52:24 > 0:52:27# Walk slow, walk slow
0:52:27 > 0:52:30# When I grow up, an astronaut
0:52:30 > 0:52:32# Is what I'd like to be. #
0:52:32 > 0:52:36Come on, everyone, let's see you walk very slowly,
0:52:36 > 0:52:38like an astronaut. Very good.
0:52:38 > 0:52:41What do you think? Pretty galactic, eh?
0:52:41 > 0:52:45- Actually, I think it's a bit slow. - Shall we turn the machine again?
0:52:45 > 0:52:48Come on, everyone. Turn it! Turn it! Turn it!
0:52:50 > 0:52:52A clown? That's mine!
0:52:52 > 0:52:55# When I grow up, I'd like to be
0:52:55 > 0:52:58# A clown, so people laugh at me
0:52:58 > 0:53:02# Walking with enormous feet
0:53:02 > 0:53:05# Oh, be a clown with me
0:53:05 > 0:53:06# Turn around
0:53:06 > 0:53:08# And then we'll bow
0:53:08 > 0:53:09# Turn around
0:53:09 > 0:53:11# And then we'll bow
0:53:11 > 0:53:15# When I grow up, a clown is what
0:53:15 > 0:53:17# Is what I'd like to be. #
0:53:17 > 0:53:21Good one, Tootsie. Everyone, stomp around like a clown.
0:53:21 > 0:53:23And beep your noses! HONK! HONK!
0:53:23 > 0:53:26What do you think? Pretty clowny, hey?
0:53:26 > 0:53:29- Actually, I think it's a bit silly.- Oh, erm...
0:53:29 > 0:53:32I'm very much anticipating the boisterous jollity
0:53:32 > 0:53:35- of experimenting in unfamiliar livery!- What?
0:53:35 > 0:53:38He says he wants to try something on.
0:53:38 > 0:53:41Come on, then, Baxter, your turn. Come on, everyone, here we go.
0:53:41 > 0:53:44EVERYONE CHANTS: Turn it! Turn it! Turn it!
0:53:46 > 0:53:49- Right, what have we got? - Oh, wonderful, a picaroon!
0:53:49 > 0:53:53Ah, that's a pirate! Get ready to set sail. Here we go!
0:53:53 > 0:53:56# When I grow up, I'd like to be
0:53:56 > 0:53:59# A pirate on the open sea
0:53:59 > 0:54:03# Steer the ship so carefully
0:54:03 > 0:54:05# You can steer the ship with me
0:54:05 > 0:54:08# Spin the wheel this way Spin the wheel that way
0:54:08 > 0:54:12# Spin the wheel this way Spin the wheel that way
0:54:12 > 0:54:15# When I grow up, a pirate is
0:54:15 > 0:54:18# Is what I'd like to be. #
0:54:18 > 0:54:20Arrr! Good one, Baxterrr!
0:54:20 > 0:54:22What do you think? A pirate! How exciting.
0:54:22 > 0:54:26- Well, actually, it's a bit wet. - Oh, I don't know, Pod.
0:54:26 > 0:54:31- Do you want your jacket back? - Yes, please. Thank you very much.
0:54:31 > 0:54:34Whoa, wait a second.
0:54:34 > 0:54:36- Ha-ha!- Pod!
0:54:36 > 0:54:37Yeah?
0:54:37 > 0:54:40- ALL: You're smiling!- Oh, yeah!
0:54:40 > 0:54:43We didn't realise you had teeth! Wow!
0:54:43 > 0:54:47Hey, Pod, you found something happy.
0:54:49 > 0:54:52I now know who I want to be. I want to be...
0:54:52 > 0:54:56- me!- Yay!
0:54:56 > 0:54:58- See you later.- See you later!
0:54:58 > 0:55:02Wow, that was fantastic. Well done, everyone!
0:55:02 > 0:55:04APPLAUSE
0:55:04 > 0:55:06Good singing. Oh, I'm feeling happy now.
0:55:06 > 0:55:09Listen, I wonder if you could help me again.
0:55:09 > 0:55:14I, erm, I would like to get Tootsie a present
0:55:14 > 0:55:16but I don't know what to get her.
0:55:16 > 0:55:19- Shall we have a look inside the bag? AUDIENCE:- Yes!
0:55:19 > 0:55:22All right. Tell you what, we're going to need some magic.
0:55:22 > 0:55:24Are you ready?
0:55:25 > 0:55:30Take your finger and touch your nose.
0:55:30 > 0:55:34Blink three times, everyone, and...
0:55:34 > 0:55:36Away it goes!
0:55:36 > 0:55:39Thank you. Right, let's have a look, shall we?
0:55:39 > 0:55:42Oh, look! Good idea. What's that?
0:55:42 > 0:55:43Balloon!
0:55:43 > 0:55:48It's a balloon, yes. Do you think Tootsie would like a balloon?
0:55:48 > 0:55:53- Yes.- All right, let's go and find out. Bye-bye, everyone!- Bye!
0:56:08 > 0:56:09Hello, Mr Tumble.
0:56:10 > 0:56:13Hello, Tootsie. Ahem.
0:56:13 > 0:56:15I, erm... Well, the thing is,
0:56:15 > 0:56:19I've, erm, I've got something for you.
0:56:21 > 0:56:22Wait.
0:56:29 > 0:56:31It's a balloon.
0:56:37 > 0:56:38Erm, wait.
0:56:49 > 0:56:51LAUGHTER
0:56:53 > 0:56:54Wait!
0:56:57 > 0:56:59Tootsie, there you go.
0:56:59 > 0:57:01# You've got something I like... #
0:57:01 > 0:57:02A balloon.
0:57:04 > 0:57:07# You've got something so fine... #
0:57:07 > 0:57:10It's another balloon.
0:57:10 > 0:57:12# When I'm feeling low
0:57:12 > 0:57:14# There's one thing that I know
0:57:14 > 0:57:16# It's that you will always lift me
0:57:16 > 0:57:18# Give me get up and go
0:57:18 > 0:57:22# Yes, you've got something... #
0:57:22 > 0:57:23A balloon?
0:57:25 > 0:57:27# It's the smile in your eyes
0:57:27 > 0:57:29# The love in your heart
0:57:29 > 0:57:30# You bring fun to everyone
0:57:30 > 0:57:32# No matter who they are
0:57:32 > 0:57:36# Together forever, we'll be friends to the end
0:57:36 > 0:57:40# Cos you've got something...
0:57:40 > 0:57:42# Inflatable. #
0:57:42 > 0:57:46- There you go.- Thank you, Mr Tumble. - Tootsie, wait.
0:57:47 > 0:57:51- # You've got something I like - I'm delirious, you're not serious
0:57:51 > 0:57:55- # You've got something that's fine - I'm delighted you're not miserable
0:57:55 > 0:57:57# My heart bursts into song
0:57:57 > 0:57:59- BOTH:- # Cos your face isn't long
0:57:59 > 0:58:01# And my happy ever after
0:58:01 > 0:58:03# Is filled with lots of laughter
0:58:03 > 0:58:06# Cos you've got something
0:58:06 > 0:58:08# It's the smile in your eyes
0:58:08 > 0:58:10# The love in your heart
0:58:10 > 0:58:12# You bring fun to everyone
0:58:12 > 0:58:14# No matter who they are
0:58:14 > 0:58:17# Together forever, we'll be friends till the end
0:58:17 > 0:58:21# Cos you've got something
0:58:21 > 0:58:23# It's the smile in your eyes
0:58:23 > 0:58:25# The love in your heart
0:58:25 > 0:58:27# We bring fun to everyone
0:58:27 > 0:58:29# No matter who they are
0:58:29 > 0:58:32# Together forever, we'll be friends till the end
0:58:32 > 0:58:36# Cos you've got something. #
0:58:36 > 0:58:38Tootsie, wait.
0:58:46 > 0:58:49# You've got something...
0:58:51 > 0:58:53# Special. #
0:58:57 > 0:58:59That's for you, Tootsie.
0:58:59 > 0:59:02Oh, thank you, Mr Tumble.
0:59:02 > 0:59:04They're beautiful! Oh...
0:59:04 > 0:59:07SHE GIGGLES
0:59:07 > 0:59:09Tumble!
0:59:09 > 0:59:13Tootsie, you'd better go. You'll get into trouble! Hey...
0:59:15 > 0:59:16Tootsie!
0:59:16 > 0:59:19SHE GIGGLES
0:59:19 > 0:59:21Bye!
0:59:21 > 0:59:23Tootsie!
0:59:27 > 0:59:30- Is Tootsie here, Tumble? - Erm, ahem. Uh, no.
0:59:30 > 0:59:33Then why were you calling for her?
0:59:33 > 0:59:37Ah, because I stubbed my tootsie, yes.
0:59:37 > 0:59:39"Ow, my tootsie!"
0:59:39 > 0:59:41Hmm.
0:59:41 > 0:59:43Yes, well, if you see her, send her to me.
0:59:43 > 0:59:45Right, will do.
0:59:45 > 0:59:50I don't want anything going wrong with the inspection today.
0:59:50 > 0:59:53Of course not, ho-ho.
0:59:53 > 0:59:57And you staying out of the way is the only chance I've got.
0:59:57 > 1:00:01Right, I'll stay out of the way, don't you worry. Ha-ha.
1:00:01 > 1:00:03That was close! Thank you, everyone.
1:00:03 > 1:00:06I'd better go and see my friends. See you later!
1:00:06 > 1:00:07- AUDIENCE:- Bye!
1:00:10 > 1:00:13Baxter! Baxter, are you all right?
1:00:13 > 1:00:16I'm afraid the situation is unpredictably disastrous
1:00:16 > 1:00:19- and unnerving.- Come on, Baxter, it can't be that bad.
1:00:19 > 1:00:22- Why are you so worried? - My individual USP, my...
1:00:22 > 1:00:25- Something?- Affirmative!
1:00:25 > 1:00:28- BALLOON POPS - Whoa!
1:00:31 > 1:00:33GONG CRASH
1:00:33 > 1:00:37- Oh! Oh, dear. - You all right, Tootsie?
1:00:37 > 1:00:40- Yeah, I just ran into a flock of pigeons.- Oh.
1:00:40 > 1:00:44- Anyway, how's things here?- Baxter's a bit worried about his something.
1:00:44 > 1:00:46He's not sure what it is yet.
1:00:46 > 1:00:49He's got the serious bit down to a T.
1:00:49 > 1:00:54I know, why don't we all think about what Baxter's something might be?
1:00:54 > 1:00:56Let's all think.
1:00:56 > 1:01:00MR TUMBLE: Coming through. Now, listen, I've really got to work now.
1:01:00 > 1:01:02No more fun and games, ho-ho!
1:01:02 > 1:01:07I've got to impress Miss Eerie, so ignore me. That's it. Guys?
1:01:07 > 1:01:11Over here, I'm working. Guys? GUYS?
1:01:11 > 1:01:15- ALL:- Shh! - Oh! Baxter, what's wrong?
1:01:15 > 1:01:18- He's worried about his spot for the inspection.- Is he?
1:01:18 > 1:01:23Hey, Baxter, I can help you with that. Yep, with my friends, too.
1:01:23 > 1:01:27Come on. Let's have a look inside my bag.
1:01:27 > 1:01:32Right, you know what to do, everyone. Watch this, Baxter. Right.
1:01:32 > 1:01:34Take your finger and...
1:01:34 > 1:01:36Touch your nose.
1:01:36 > 1:01:39- Blink three times... - One, two, three.
1:01:39 > 1:01:41- And... AUDIENCE:- Off it goes.
1:01:41 > 1:01:44Thank you. Right, let's see what we've got for you.
1:01:44 > 1:01:46Oh, look, there's a spot.
1:01:46 > 1:01:48Well, erm, thank you, Mr Tumble,
1:01:48 > 1:01:51but this isn't going to help me find my something.
1:01:51 > 1:01:54It's not just any old spot, that's a circle.
1:01:54 > 1:01:57I've got lots of shapes. Can you do something with these?
1:01:57 > 1:02:00What are we going to do with a lot of shapes?
1:02:00 > 1:02:05- Not just shapes, raw materials! - Raw materials?- Things we build with!
1:02:05 > 1:02:07Aha! Join in, everyone!
1:02:07 > 1:02:09# We're going to draw a shape in the air...
1:02:09 > 1:02:12# We're going to draw a shape in the air
1:02:12 > 1:02:15# We're going to draw a shape in the air. #
1:02:15 > 1:02:17Ah, yes.
1:02:17 > 1:02:20# We're going to leave it hanging there
1:02:20 > 1:02:23# We're going to draw a shape in the air. #
1:02:23 > 1:02:25Draw a square, everyone.
1:02:25 > 1:02:29# One side, two sides, three sides and then four
1:02:29 > 1:02:33# One side, two sides, three sides and then four
1:02:33 > 1:02:35# One side, two sides, three and four
1:02:35 > 1:02:38# Each side's the same You don't need any more
1:02:38 > 1:02:41# One side, two sides, three sides and then four. #
1:02:41 > 1:02:44- Very good. What next?- Watch this.
1:02:44 > 1:02:45What's happening?
1:02:45 > 1:02:49You see, I can use a square to make a picture of a castle.
1:02:49 > 1:02:50A castle!
1:02:50 > 1:02:55- Oh, my turn, my turn! I want to do three sides.- Go, Shelley!
1:02:55 > 1:02:57# Here and there, one, two, three. #
1:02:57 > 1:03:00A triangle, everyone. Join in.
1:03:00 > 1:03:03# Here and there, one, two, three
1:03:03 > 1:03:06# One, two, three, three sides, you see
1:03:06 > 1:03:08# Three sides are all you'll ever need
1:03:08 > 1:03:12# Here and there, one, two, three. #
1:03:12 > 1:03:14I have an idea.
1:03:15 > 1:03:18Whoa, it's a sailboat made of triangles!
1:03:18 > 1:03:22- That's very clever, Baxter. Can I have a go?- Of course.
1:03:22 > 1:03:25- How many sides?- Not sides, points. Copy me, everyone!
1:03:25 > 1:03:28Come on, then. Off you go, Tootsie.
1:03:28 > 1:03:30# One and two and three and four and five. #
1:03:30 > 1:03:32I think I've got it.
1:03:32 > 1:03:35# One and two and three and four and five. #
1:03:35 > 1:03:37Oh, lovely.
1:03:37 > 1:03:39# One, two, three, four and then five
1:03:39 > 1:03:41# Our twinkling stars have come alive
1:03:41 > 1:03:45# One and two and three and four and five. #
1:03:45 > 1:03:47Oh, that's tricky, that. I have an idea.
1:03:47 > 1:03:51- POD:- Oh, wow, that's a starfish! That's really clever, Baxter.
1:03:51 > 1:03:55MR TUMBLE: Fantastic, Baxter, well done. Can I have a go?
1:03:55 > 1:03:57Of course, Mr Tumble. How many sides?
1:03:57 > 1:04:00- One.- One side?- Yeah. Watch me, everyone.
1:04:00 > 1:04:04# Round and round and round and round it goes. #
1:04:04 > 1:04:05What is it, everyone?
1:04:05 > 1:04:08# Round and round and round and round it goes. #
1:04:08 > 1:04:09That's right, a circle.
1:04:09 > 1:04:12# Round and round and round it goes
1:04:12 > 1:04:14# Where it stops, nobody knows
1:04:14 > 1:04:17# Round and round and round and round it goes. #
1:04:17 > 1:04:20I like circles. Watch this.
1:04:20 > 1:04:23Whoa!
1:04:23 > 1:04:27Baxter, you're so clever. Last time, everyone.
1:04:27 > 1:04:29# We're going to draw a shape in the air...
1:04:29 > 1:04:31# We're going to draw a shape in the air
1:04:31 > 1:04:36# We're going to draw a shape in the air
1:04:36 > 1:04:40# We're going to leave it hanging there
1:04:40 > 1:04:44# We're going to draw a shape in the air. #
1:04:44 > 1:04:46Yay!
1:04:46 > 1:04:48APPLAUSE
1:04:48 > 1:04:53Well done, Baxter. Don't you see? You have found something clever!
1:04:53 > 1:04:55Oh, thank you, Mr Tumble.
1:04:55 > 1:04:59You appear to have aided the discovery of my individual USP.
1:04:59 > 1:05:03- What?- Tootsie, Shelley!
1:05:03 > 1:05:05Miss Eerie, quick!
1:05:07 > 1:05:09She's coming, she's coming!
1:05:10 > 1:05:14Oh, yes, yes, yes, I might have known you'd be down here
1:05:14 > 1:05:18wasting your time, clowning around with Mr Tumble.
1:05:18 > 1:05:21No, no, no, we're being very serious.
1:05:21 > 1:05:26- Oh, your tootsies are much better, I see.- Oh, yes.- Yes.
1:05:26 > 1:05:28Well, this is your final warning.
1:05:28 > 1:05:32When the inspectors are here, I expect you to stand still,
1:05:32 > 1:05:37be stony-faced and, whatever happens, stay serious.
1:05:37 > 1:05:40But, Mum, Mr Tumble, he was only helping...
1:05:40 > 1:05:45Tootsie, you can't listen to what Mr Tumble says. He's just a clown.
1:05:45 > 1:05:48- AUDIENCE:- Aww!
1:05:48 > 1:05:52Don't worry, Mr Tumble, Mum's just nervous.
1:05:52 > 1:05:55This school means so much to her.
1:05:55 > 1:05:58But I think you're important.
1:05:58 > 1:06:00Thank you, Tootsie.
1:06:00 > 1:06:04Mr Tumble, your bag! It's become bedecked in circles!
1:06:05 > 1:06:07Oh, yes.
1:06:07 > 1:06:11Look, it's my spotty bag!
1:06:11 > 1:06:14I like the spots, I think I'll keep these.
1:06:14 > 1:06:17Oh, no, now we have to go get ready for the inspectors!
1:06:17 > 1:06:20They're not here yet. Let's sit down and...
1:06:20 > 1:06:23EVERYONE TALKS AT ONCE
1:06:23 > 1:06:26Guys. Guys!
1:06:26 > 1:06:28Don't worry about the inspectors.
1:06:28 > 1:06:32It's not about the inspectors, it's about who you are.
1:06:32 > 1:06:37Shelley, we have found something sensational - your voice.
1:06:37 > 1:06:40Pod, we found something happy.
1:06:40 > 1:06:44Baxter, we found something very clever.
1:06:44 > 1:06:47And, Tootsie, wow, you can fly!
1:06:49 > 1:06:50Well said, Mr Tumble.
1:06:50 > 1:06:55- Come on, you lot, let's show them what we've got.- Good idea.
1:06:59 > 1:07:02Oh, ladies and gentlemen,
1:07:02 > 1:07:05esteemed inspectors of seriousness,
1:07:05 > 1:07:09welcome to my Emporium of Excellence.
1:07:12 > 1:07:15I take being serious very seriously.
1:07:15 > 1:07:18Nothing in life should be treated lightly,
1:07:18 > 1:07:21otherwise it has no dignity, no purpose, no meaning.
1:07:21 > 1:07:26Here, we value austerity over hilarity,
1:07:26 > 1:07:31weighty over whimsical and funereal over funny.
1:07:31 > 1:07:35So, hope you enjoy your visit. But first, some refreshments.
1:07:35 > 1:07:40- Ah, Tumble, over there, please. - What?- Put them over there.
1:07:40 > 1:07:43- Over there?- Over there. - Over there?- Over there.
1:07:43 > 1:07:44I said over there.
1:07:44 > 1:07:49- Yes, over there.- What?- Over there! - Oh, over there!- Yes, over there!
1:07:49 > 1:07:53- Why didn't you say so?- I did say that. Why are you going over there?
1:07:53 > 1:07:56You'll be very impressed. Argh! SPLAT
1:08:00 > 1:08:04Oh, dear. I think we've, erm, run out of pies.
1:08:04 > 1:08:06- Oh!- I'll get some more.- Oh!
1:08:06 > 1:08:09Oh, get... Gah!
1:08:09 > 1:08:13I am so sorry! This has...
1:08:13 > 1:08:16This has never happened before in my establishment.
1:08:16 > 1:08:21Can I please offer my sincerest and most grovelliest apologies?
1:08:21 > 1:08:23I'm so, so sorry.
1:08:26 > 1:08:32I might have known that when I accepted a clown
1:08:32 > 1:08:38into this establishment, all I'd end up with is a clown.
1:08:38 > 1:08:43And the only way I'm going to stop you being a clown
1:08:43 > 1:08:47is to wipe off that red nose.
1:08:47 > 1:08:49- AUDIENCE:- Oh, no!
1:08:49 > 1:08:52Oh, yes, I'm sorry. He's had his chance.
1:08:55 > 1:08:57AUDIENCE BOOS
1:08:57 > 1:09:00You can't do that! I was born with it.
1:09:00 > 1:09:02I'm a Tumble, aren't I, everyone?
1:09:02 > 1:09:05Yes!
1:09:05 > 1:09:08I'd rather be nobody if I can't be a Tumble.
1:09:08 > 1:09:10- Stand still.- Oh!
1:09:10 > 1:09:15Well, erm, I think there's only one thing for it, everyone. Guys?
1:09:18 > 1:09:19Ready?
1:09:19 > 1:09:21- ALL:- Ready!
1:09:21 > 1:09:22Right, run!
1:09:22 > 1:09:25MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH
1:09:46 > 1:09:47Argh!
1:09:47 > 1:09:49SPLAT
1:09:51 > 1:09:53APPLAUSE
1:10:02 > 1:10:03Oh!
1:10:03 > 1:10:05Oh-ho-ho!
1:10:05 > 1:10:06Oh-ho!
1:10:06 > 1:10:08Oh-ho-ho!
1:10:08 > 1:10:11Hang on, what's that sound?
1:10:11 > 1:10:16It appears to be an inadvertent vocal reaction to something amusing.
1:10:16 > 1:10:18Laughter!
1:10:18 > 1:10:21- Mr Tumble...- I can explain.
1:10:21 > 1:10:24Oh, you really are something.
1:10:24 > 1:10:26Yeah, but what happened...
1:10:26 > 1:10:28Never in all my years at the emporium has
1:10:28 > 1:10:32- something like this happened... - I'm so sorry! I...
1:10:32 > 1:10:34..and I thank you.
1:10:34 > 1:10:37What?
1:10:37 > 1:10:40I thank you!
1:10:40 > 1:10:43OK, quiet, everyone. I have an announcement to make.
1:10:43 > 1:10:49From this moment on, there will be no more seriousness in my school...
1:10:49 > 1:10:51SHE GIGGLES
1:10:51 > 1:10:52..only laughter.
1:10:54 > 1:10:59The Emporium of Excellence shall become The School of Silly.
1:11:01 > 1:11:03No, no, no, I have something better -
1:11:03 > 1:11:06the Faculty of Fun!
1:11:06 > 1:11:11No, what about the Emporium of Euphoria?
1:11:11 > 1:11:13Oh!
1:11:13 > 1:11:18And, grumpy inspectors, there's no point you being here any more,
1:11:18 > 1:11:19ho-ho!
1:11:19 > 1:11:23So if you could leave by the back door. Now.
1:11:24 > 1:11:26Mr Tumble, do you know,
1:11:26 > 1:11:29I'd forgotten how good it feels to laugh.
1:11:31 > 1:11:35- Do you know, I always really wanted to be like you.- Like me?
1:11:35 > 1:11:38What, you mean a clown?
1:11:38 > 1:11:43Yes. Well, I wanted to make people happy.
1:11:43 > 1:11:46- You just seem to do it by accident. - Well, really!
1:11:46 > 1:11:50It's actually the end result of 25 years of hard work, but thank you!
1:11:50 > 1:11:53LAUGHTER
1:11:53 > 1:11:57Now, let me do something about that tie.
1:11:57 > 1:12:00Eh? OK, but I like this tie. BOING! HONK!
1:12:01 > 1:12:04Ah! Ha-ha!
1:12:04 > 1:12:06APPLAUSE
1:12:06 > 1:12:11- Wow, thank you very much. - And thank you, Mr Tumble.
1:12:11 > 1:12:15- You helped give me my confidence. - Oh, my pleasure, Shelley.
1:12:15 > 1:12:18And you helped me realise who I am.
1:12:18 > 1:12:21- Oh, thank you, Pod!- Thank you.
1:12:21 > 1:12:24And you helped me enjoy my rather cerebral approach
1:12:24 > 1:12:26to everyday situations.
1:12:26 > 1:12:30You're welcome, Baxter.
1:12:30 > 1:12:34You know what, Mr Tumble? You really do have something.
1:12:34 > 1:12:36Really?
1:12:36 > 1:12:38Something special.
1:12:40 > 1:12:42Thank you.
1:12:42 > 1:12:43And, Mr Tumble...?
1:12:45 > 1:12:49- You are the bestest friend I've ever had.- Oh!
1:12:50 > 1:12:54And you're the bestest friend I've ever had, too.
1:12:54 > 1:12:56MAGICAL TINKLING It...
1:12:58 > 1:13:00It's the bag again.
1:13:00 > 1:13:05I think we need some more magic, everyone. Are you ready?
1:13:05 > 1:13:06Here we go.
1:13:06 > 1:13:10Take your finger and touch your nose.
1:13:10 > 1:13:14Blink three times and...
1:13:14 > 1:13:16- AUDIENCE:- Off it goes!
1:13:16 > 1:13:18Right, let's see what it is.
1:13:18 > 1:13:21Oh, look, it's a "CH".
1:13:21 > 1:13:25- A "C" and an "H"? That doesn't make sense.- No...
1:13:25 > 1:13:29Oh, hang on a minute, I think I know what this means.
1:13:29 > 1:13:33This makes Miss Eerie into Miss...
1:13:33 > 1:13:35Cheerie!
1:13:35 > 1:13:36Oh!
1:13:36 > 1:13:38MAGICAL TINKLING
1:13:38 > 1:13:42- What's happening, Mr Tumble? - It's the bag again. You know what?
1:13:42 > 1:13:45We've got a wonderful surprise for you, everyone.
1:13:45 > 1:13:49Please give a huge welcome to our wonderful signing choir.
1:13:49 > 1:13:51APPLAUSE
1:13:51 > 1:13:53Here they come!
1:13:54 > 1:13:55Hello, everyone.
1:13:55 > 1:13:58That's it, come on through. Fantastic.
1:13:58 > 1:14:03Now, Miss Cheerie, would you join us in our song?
1:14:03 > 1:14:06That would make me very happy, Mr Tumble.
1:14:06 > 1:14:08And what about all of our friends?
1:14:08 > 1:14:11Are you going to sing along with us, everyone?
1:14:11 > 1:14:13- ALL:- Yes! - OK, here we go!
1:14:13 > 1:14:15# Hello, hello
1:14:15 > 1:14:17# How are you?
1:14:17 > 1:14:19# Hello, hello
1:14:19 > 1:14:22# It's good to see you
1:14:22 > 1:14:24# I say hello
1:14:24 > 1:14:28# I'm happy that you came
1:14:28 > 1:14:30# I say hello
1:14:30 > 1:14:33# Please tell me
1:14:33 > 1:14:35# Please tell me...
1:14:35 > 1:14:38# Please tell me
1:14:38 > 1:14:40# Your name. #
1:14:40 > 1:14:41Well done!
1:14:41 > 1:14:43APPLAUSE
1:14:43 > 1:14:46Tootsie, let's sing our song. Are you ready?
1:14:46 > 1:14:48# It's the smile in your eyes
1:14:48 > 1:14:50# The love in your heart
1:14:50 > 1:14:53# We bring fun to everyone no matter who they are
1:14:53 > 1:14:57# Together forever, we'll be friends till the end
1:14:57 > 1:15:02# Cos you've got something special
1:15:05 > 1:15:08# You've got something I like
1:15:08 > 1:15:12# You've got something that's fine
1:15:12 > 1:15:14# When I'm feeling down
1:15:14 > 1:15:16# I know that if you're around
1:15:16 > 1:15:18# The grey skies will be sunny
1:15:18 > 1:15:20# Cos you're fabulous and funny
1:15:20 > 1:15:23# Yes, you've got something
1:15:23 > 1:15:25# The smile in your eyes
1:15:25 > 1:15:27# The love in your heart
1:15:27 > 1:15:29# You bring fun to everyone
1:15:29 > 1:15:31# No matter who they are
1:15:31 > 1:15:35# Together forever, we'll be friends till the end
1:15:35 > 1:15:41# Yes, you've got something special. #
1:15:43 > 1:15:45APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
1:15:45 > 1:15:46Fantastic.
1:15:46 > 1:15:49Come on, everyone, let's finish with a party.
1:15:49 > 1:15:54Get ready to honk your noses! Miss Cheerie, come on - honk, honk, honk.
1:15:54 > 1:15:56Ha-ha! Oh! Here we go!
1:15:56 > 1:15:58# Honk, honk, honk... #
1:15:58 > 1:15:59Can't hear you, come on!
1:15:59 > 1:16:02# Honk, honk, honk How are you? #
1:16:02 > 1:16:03Louder!
1:16:03 > 1:16:05- # Honk, honk, honk - Hello!
1:16:05 > 1:16:09- # Honk, honk, honk - Are you having fun?
1:16:09 > 1:16:12# As I travel the world Every boy and girl
1:16:12 > 1:16:15# Just goes honk, honk, honk Why don't you give it a whirl?
1:16:15 > 1:16:19# Going honk, honk, honk will make you happy
1:16:19 > 1:16:23# Going honk, honk, honk will make you happy, too. #
1:16:23 > 1:16:26Yeah, let's go!
1:16:26 > 1:16:29# When I walk down the street I wave to passers-by
1:16:29 > 1:16:32# The thing that always makes me smile may take you by surprise
1:16:32 > 1:16:36# It's not a wave, it's not a hug
1:16:36 > 1:16:39# It's not a kiss right on the mug
1:16:39 > 1:16:42# I need a helping hand - no way!
1:16:42 > 1:16:45# I just go honk, honk, honk and we're set up for the day. #
1:16:45 > 1:16:48Let's raise the roof!
1:16:48 > 1:16:51- # Honk, honk, honk... # - Hello! Louder!
1:16:51 > 1:16:54# Honk, honk, honk How are you?
1:16:54 > 1:16:58# Honk, honk, honk Hello!
1:16:58 > 1:17:01# Honk, honk, honk Are you having fun?
1:17:01 > 1:17:04# As we travel the world Every boy and girl
1:17:04 > 1:17:07# Just goes honk, honk, honk Why don't you give it a whirl?
1:17:07 > 1:17:11# Going honk, honk, honk will make you happy
1:17:11 > 1:17:14# Going honk, honk, honk will make you happy, too. #
1:17:17 > 1:17:19Wa-hey!
1:17:19 > 1:17:21APPLAUSE