Act Two

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0:00:10 > 0:00:13HONK! HONK! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:00:17 > 0:00:20Hello, Justin here. We've got a great show for you today.

0:00:20 > 0:00:25But before we get started, let's take a look at the story so far.

0:00:25 > 0:00:26One, two, three!

0:00:26 > 0:00:29Honk, honk, honk. Hello!

0:00:29 > 0:00:32Come and say hello to all of our friends, there you go.

0:00:32 > 0:00:35"Wah!" Oh, he's crying a bit. He's crying.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37SQUEAK! He's a Tumble, all right.

0:00:37 > 0:00:41Never mind, I'll just carry on calling you The Boy.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43It'll never catch on. HONK! HONK!

0:00:43 > 0:00:46- SQUEAK! - Well, let's go, then!- Right.

0:00:48 > 0:00:52- What's happened to your waistcoat? - It's covered in stars.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Grandad, Grandad, don't you see?

0:00:54 > 0:00:58Having stars on my waistcoat is like having all my friends here

0:00:58 > 0:01:01- with me all the time. - Now, to the business of the day.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04I'm looking for people with something extra.

0:01:04 > 0:01:10Something extraordinary, something excellent. Well, something good.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Tumbl-l-l-l-le!

0:01:14 > 0:01:17CHEERING

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Yes?

0:01:20 > 0:01:23Whoa... Oh!

0:01:23 > 0:01:27You see, that's what we needed - a little bit of class.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30- But isn't that Old MacDonald Had A F...?- Ssssh!

0:01:30 > 0:01:32HE SINGS IN ITALIAN

0:01:32 > 0:01:34# And a quack-quack there

0:01:36 > 0:01:37# There a quack

0:01:37 > 0:01:39# Everywhere a quack-quack

0:01:44 > 0:01:47# E-I-E-I-O. #

0:01:47 > 0:01:54# We see beauty within. #

0:01:56 > 0:01:58- Oh! - APPLAUSE

0:01:58 > 0:02:01I, erm... I don't think I need this any more.

0:02:01 > 0:02:05Now, either you get back down to the basement where you belong

0:02:05 > 0:02:10or you leave this school for ever.

0:02:13 > 0:02:14Back to work, everyone.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21We are here in the basement.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Yup, that's where I work.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Now, it's technically not a basement -

0:02:26 > 0:02:28it's the basement of the basement.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31It's a bit like a basement, but it's darker, colder,

0:02:31 > 0:02:34wetter and it's really pongy.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Mr Tumble!

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Hello, Tootsie, how are you?

0:02:39 > 0:02:42I just came down to see how you are.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Oh, thank you. You're such a good friend.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Uh, actually, I was meaning to ask you...

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Well, tell you, I like your waistcoat.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56- I thought your opera singing was very funny.- Oh, thank you!

0:02:56 > 0:03:00Hang on a minute, it wasn't supposed to be funny!

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Honestly, it was supposed to be very serious.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Costa Tenor became CROSS-ta Tenor,

0:03:06 > 0:03:11and Miss Eerie seriously doubts I've got anything at all.

0:03:11 > 0:03:17Wowza, this place is really dark and damp and...

0:03:17 > 0:03:19- Uh, I love it.- Oh, thanks, Pod.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22You have to work down here all the time?

0:03:22 > 0:03:24- Yes, Shelley! - Psychologically speaking,

0:03:24 > 0:03:28I think this will inevitably have a detrimental effect

0:03:28 > 0:03:31- on your prescient consciousness. - Pardon, Baxter?

0:03:31 > 0:03:35- He said you must find this a bit sad.- Oh, no, no, no.

0:03:35 > 0:03:41I'm very happy, actually, because we found something sensational -

0:03:41 > 0:03:43your voice!

0:03:43 > 0:03:47But what about you, Mr Tumble? Do you like doing all the chores?

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Yes.

0:03:49 > 0:03:55You see, Tootsie, it's not what you do, it's the way that you do it.

0:03:55 > 0:03:56Come on, everyone!

0:03:56 > 0:03:58# It ain't what you do it's the way that you do it

0:03:58 > 0:04:00# It ain't what you do it's the way that you do it

0:04:00 > 0:04:03# It ain't what you do it's the way that you do it

0:04:03 > 0:04:05# And that's what gets results. #

0:04:05 > 0:04:08Are you going to help us with our chores?

0:04:08 > 0:04:11First of all, we need to fill the buckets up with water.

0:04:11 > 0:04:15Thank you, Tootsie. Let's turn on the tap, everyone. Here we go!

0:04:15 > 0:04:18# This is the way we turn on the tap

0:04:18 > 0:04:20# Turn on the tap, turn on the tap

0:04:20 > 0:04:22# This is the way we turn on the tap

0:04:22 > 0:04:24# To keep the emporium clean. #

0:04:24 > 0:04:28Right, I'll fill this bucket up, Katia. Oh, hang on a minute.

0:04:28 > 0:04:32This tap's not working. What am I going to do, eh?

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Whoa! Argh!

0:04:35 > 0:04:40- I'm soaked now. Honestly! - Thanks, Mr T!- Thanks... Oh! Tootsie.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Oh, that was right in my face. Honestly!

0:04:43 > 0:04:47Right, now we need to mop the floors. Hold your mops out, everyone.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Are you ready? Here we go!

0:04:49 > 0:04:52# This is the way we mop the floor

0:04:52 > 0:04:54# Mop the floor, mop the floor

0:04:54 > 0:04:56# This is the way we mop the floor

0:04:56 > 0:04:59# To keep the emporium clean. #

0:04:59 > 0:05:02Well done. Right, I'll just go and... Ah! Hang on a minute.

0:05:02 > 0:05:06Got my foot caught in the... Ow! I'm getting soaked as well.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Oh, stop it! Ah...

0:05:08 > 0:05:11What's next? Honestly! Right...

0:05:11 > 0:05:16Oh, I think I know the answer to that, Mr T. Next up is the dusting.

0:05:16 > 0:05:20- Ah, good idea. Thank you.- Good luck.

0:05:20 > 0:05:26Come on, everyone, hold your dusters out and get ready to dust it down.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28# This is the way we dust it down

0:05:28 > 0:05:30# Dust it down, dust it down

0:05:30 > 0:05:33# This is the way we dust it down

0:05:33 > 0:05:35# To keep the emporium clean. #

0:05:35 > 0:05:39Well done. I'll give this a good shake-out. Phugh! Argh!

0:05:39 > 0:05:41I've got my foot caught again. Argh!

0:05:41 > 0:05:44What's going on? Get out of it! Argh!

0:05:44 > 0:05:47I don't believe it. Oh, I'm soaked again.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Really! Right, what's next?

0:05:50 > 0:05:54- It's vacuums next, Mr T. - Baxter, that vacuum is tiny.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57All right, I'll give it a go. Here we go.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59# This is the way we vacuum the floor... #

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Legs up. That's it, thank you.

0:06:02 > 0:06:03Legs up, thank you.

0:06:03 > 0:06:07There we go, right.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Baxter, this is tiny. I need a bigger vacuum. Honestly!

0:06:10 > 0:06:14Right, I'll get this one over here. Argh!

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Oh... I can't... Whoa!

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Hey, I've got my foot caught in the bucket again.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Argh!

0:06:22 > 0:06:23Get out of it!

0:06:23 > 0:06:26Oh! Oh, honestly.

0:06:26 > 0:06:27Oh...

0:06:27 > 0:06:30APPLAUSE

0:06:33 > 0:06:36Oh, that really was something wonderful!

0:06:36 > 0:06:40- It's so nice just to have a bit of fun.- Yeah, fun.

0:06:40 > 0:06:44Things upstairs are unrelenting in their astringent and sombre tone.

0:06:44 > 0:06:45What did you say, Baxter?

0:06:45 > 0:06:48- Things upstairs are still very serious.- Oh.

0:06:48 > 0:06:52- MISS EERIE:- Tumbl-l-l-le!- Miss Eerie! - We shouldn't be down here.

0:06:52 > 0:06:56- She'll go mad if she finds us! - Initiate concealment!

0:06:56 > 0:06:58- What?- Hide!

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Quick, hide, hide, hide!

0:07:06 > 0:07:11What's going on, Tumble? I heard singing and dancing and...fun.

0:07:11 > 0:07:15Erm, ahem. Hello, Miss Eerie.

0:07:15 > 0:07:19Yeah, we were singing, but now we're all working.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22- Aren't we, everyone? AUDIENCE:- Yeah!

0:07:22 > 0:07:25You see, now we're all mopping very hard. Mopping.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27- Mopping?- Yup, mopping.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29- Mopping.- Always mopping.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32- Mopping, you say? - Yeah, eyes to the ground.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Mopping. Little thing - I find a mop works better

0:07:35 > 0:07:38if you mop the other way round.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Oh, yeah. Top tip, ha-ha.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46- Di-di-di...- What are you doing?

0:07:46 > 0:07:49- That way, you fool!- Oh, I see. Oh!

0:07:49 > 0:07:52That's going to be a time-saver.

0:07:54 > 0:07:58Come out, come out, I know you're in here.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Right, listen up, everyone.

0:08:01 > 0:08:06We are about to be inspected.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Aha. Well, don't you worry, Miss Eerie,

0:08:09 > 0:08:13we'll have the emporium spick-and-span in no time at all.

0:08:13 > 0:08:14Hmm.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18And the inspectors are very...

0:08:18 > 0:08:21LAUGHTER

0:08:21 > 0:08:24..very serious. It's not a laughing matter!

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Why are you laughing?

0:08:26 > 0:08:29LAUGHTER

0:08:29 > 0:08:32It's not funny, it's very serious!

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Never been so insulted!

0:08:36 > 0:08:39The inspectors are very, very...

0:08:39 > 0:08:41LAUGHTER

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Why are you laughing?!

0:08:44 > 0:08:46It's a very serious matter!

0:08:50 > 0:08:54As I was saying, the inspectors are very, very serious...

0:08:54 > 0:08:57LAUGHTER

0:08:57 > 0:09:02So we have to put our best, most wonderful, most amazing

0:09:02 > 0:09:06and our most serious performance on to date.

0:09:06 > 0:09:11Now, I know that each of you still has something,

0:09:11 > 0:09:14something with which you can shine.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17In your case, it's a damp cloth.

0:09:17 > 0:09:23- Uh...- So I want you to step up and show exactly what you can do.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Oh, and Mr Tumble? I want you to...

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Yes?

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Maybe sing?

0:09:29 > 0:09:32# Oh, the hokey cokey! #

0:09:32 > 0:09:33Everyone!

0:09:33 > 0:09:35ALL: # Oh, the hokey cokey! #

0:09:35 > 0:09:36Come on!

0:09:36 > 0:09:39# Oh, the hokey cokey

0:09:39 > 0:09:43# Knees bent, arms stretched, ra, ra, ra! #

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Well done.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Maybe you want me to dance.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49# Ra-da-da da-da-da-da-da-da

0:09:49 > 0:09:51# Da-da cha-ca-cha. #

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Ha-ha! Or maybe some serious acting.

0:09:54 > 0:09:58Oh, Miss Eerie, your hair is so beautiful.

0:09:58 > 0:09:59Do you love me?

0:09:59 > 0:10:02No? Oh, here, but I swept the floor.

0:10:02 > 0:10:08Ha-ha, no, Mr Tumble, I want you to stay out of everyone's way!

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Ah!

0:10:10 > 0:10:12- Back to work, everybody. - SHE CLAPS

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Oh, thank you, thank you.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Not you, I wasn't...

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Doh!

0:10:18 > 0:10:22Miss Eerie's still upset with me, isn't she, everyone?

0:10:22 > 0:10:24- AUDIENCE:- Yes! - Oh, dear. It's a shame.

0:10:24 > 0:10:28We don't need the inspectors to show Miss Eerie how much

0:10:28 > 0:10:32good there is inside all of the pupils. Hang on a minute.

0:10:32 > 0:10:38Will you help me to show Miss Eerie how much good they have inside them?

0:10:38 > 0:10:39Yes!

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Ah, thank you! I'll see you later, bye!

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Bye!

0:10:48 > 0:10:53- Oh, hello, Pod! Can we help you? - Probably not.

0:10:53 > 0:10:57- Are you here to pick a costume for the inspection?- I suppose so.

0:10:57 > 0:11:02- Well, decide what you'd like to try on...- And we'll find it for you.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Well, thank you very much.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07You know these costumes?

0:11:07 > 0:11:12They're really wonderful but I have no idea which one I should pick out.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15Pod, there you are! You got here first.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18Your high-velocity perambulation indicates an enthusiasm

0:11:18 > 0:11:22for bedecking yourself in the most elegant vestiges.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24- What?- You ran here so quickly

0:11:24 > 0:11:26you must have really wanted a good costume.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28You came to the right place.

0:11:28 > 0:11:32This has always been one of my favourite rooms in the emporium,

0:11:32 > 0:11:35where you can dress up and be whoever you want to be.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38- Yeah, but that's just it.- What's it?

0:11:38 > 0:11:41- Well...- Go on, Pod, you can tell us.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43We're your friends.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46- I've always thought that... - Excuse me, coming through.

0:11:46 > 0:11:50I've just got to impress Miss Eerie more than ever now. Hi, Tootsie.

0:11:50 > 0:11:55Got to work, unfortunately. There we are. Just ignore me. Right.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58You may desist your discontinuance.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00He means stop stopping. I mean, carry on.

0:12:00 > 0:12:05Right, well, the problem is that I don't know who Miss Eerie

0:12:05 > 0:12:09wants me to be. I don't know what my "something" is.

0:12:09 > 0:12:10Well, that's easy.

0:12:10 > 0:12:15Let's write a list of all the wonderful happy things about you.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18I mean, you're... You're here and, erm...

0:12:18 > 0:12:22And I love the way you always hide your smile and, erm...

0:12:22 > 0:12:26Your melancholy is truly unsurpassed.

0:12:26 > 0:12:30Look, Pod, let's just be serious for one second.

0:12:30 > 0:12:34OK, look, it's not who Miss Eerie wants you to be,

0:12:34 > 0:12:38it's who YOU want to be, isn't it, everyone?

0:12:38 > 0:12:39- AUDIENCE:- Yes!

0:12:39 > 0:12:42Of course! You're in exactly the right place

0:12:42 > 0:12:44to be whoever you want to be.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Why don't you tell me who you'd like to be?

0:12:47 > 0:12:51OK, why don't we dress up in lots of different costumes

0:12:51 > 0:12:54and then Pod can decide who he wants to be?

0:12:54 > 0:12:56Are you ready, everyone?

0:12:56 > 0:13:00Turn the machine. Turn it, turn it. Join in, join in.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03Turn it, turn it. Let's hear you.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05AUDIENCE CHANTS

0:13:05 > 0:13:08Look, we've got an astronaut. I'd like to be an astronaut.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Fantastic. Join in, everyone.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13# When I grow up, I'd like to be

0:13:13 > 0:13:17# An astronaut, all silvery

0:13:17 > 0:13:20# Walking through the galaxy

0:13:20 > 0:13:23# An astronaut is what I'd like to be

0:13:23 > 0:13:26# Walk slow, walk slow

0:13:26 > 0:13:29# Walk slow, walk slow

0:13:29 > 0:13:33# When I grow up, an astronaut

0:13:33 > 0:13:35# Is what I'd like to be. #

0:13:35 > 0:13:38Come on, everyone, let's see you walk very slowly,

0:13:38 > 0:13:40like an astronaut. Very good.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43What do you think? Pretty galactic, eh?

0:13:43 > 0:13:47- Actually, I think it's a bit slow. - Shall we turn the machine again?

0:13:47 > 0:13:51Come on, everyone. Turn it! Turn it! Turn it!

0:13:53 > 0:13:55A clown? That's mine!

0:13:55 > 0:13:58# When I grow up, I'd like to be

0:13:58 > 0:14:01# A clown, so people laugh at me

0:14:01 > 0:14:04# Walking with enormous feet

0:14:04 > 0:14:07# Oh, be a clown with me

0:14:07 > 0:14:09# Turn around

0:14:09 > 0:14:10# And then we'll bow

0:14:10 > 0:14:12# Turn around

0:14:12 > 0:14:14# And then we'll bow

0:14:14 > 0:14:17# When I grow up, a clown is what

0:14:17 > 0:14:20# Is what I'd like to be. #

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Good one, Tootsie. Everyone, stomp around like a clown.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25And beep your noses! HONK! HONK!

0:14:25 > 0:14:28What do you think? Pretty clowny, hey?

0:14:28 > 0:14:31- Actually, I think it's a bit silly.- Oh, erm...

0:14:31 > 0:14:34I'm very much anticipating the boisterous jollity

0:14:34 > 0:14:37- of experimenting in unfamiliar livery!- What?

0:14:37 > 0:14:40He says he wants to try something on.

0:14:40 > 0:14:44Come on, then, Baxter, your turn. Come on, everyone, here we go.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47EVERYONE CHANTS: Turn it! Turn it! Turn it!

0:14:48 > 0:14:51- Right, what have we got? - Oh, wonderful, a picaroon!

0:14:51 > 0:14:55Ah, that's a pirate! Get ready to set sail. Here we go!

0:14:55 > 0:14:59# When I grow up, I'd like to be

0:14:59 > 0:15:01# A pirate on the open sea

0:15:01 > 0:15:05# Steer the ship so carefully

0:15:05 > 0:15:08# You can steer the ship with me

0:15:08 > 0:15:09# Spin the wheel this way

0:15:09 > 0:15:11# Spin the wheel that way

0:15:11 > 0:15:12# Spin the wheel this way

0:15:12 > 0:15:14# Spin the wheel that way

0:15:14 > 0:15:18# When I grow up, a pirate is

0:15:18 > 0:15:20# Is what I'd like to be. #

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Arrr! Good one, Baxterrr!

0:15:22 > 0:15:25What do you think? A pirate! How exciting.

0:15:25 > 0:15:29- Well, actually, it's a bit wet. - Oh, I don't know, Pod.

0:15:29 > 0:15:34- Do you want your jacket back? - Yes, please. Thank you very much.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37Whoa, wait a second.

0:15:37 > 0:15:38- Ha-ha!- Pod!

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Yeah?

0:15:40 > 0:15:42- ALL: You're smiling! - Oh, yeah!

0:15:42 > 0:15:46We didn't realise you had teeth! Wow!

0:15:46 > 0:15:49Hey, Pod, you found something happy.

0:15:51 > 0:15:55I now know who I want to be. I want to be...

0:15:55 > 0:15:58- me!- Yay!

0:15:58 > 0:16:01- See you later.- See you later!

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Wow, that was fantastic. Well done, everyone!

0:16:04 > 0:16:06APPLAUSE

0:16:06 > 0:16:09Good singing. Oh, I'm feeling happy now.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12Listen, I wonder if you could help me again.

0:16:12 > 0:16:16I, erm, I would like to get Tootsie a present

0:16:16 > 0:16:18but I don't know what to get her.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21- Shall we have a look inside the bag? AUDIENCE:- Yes!

0:16:21 > 0:16:25All right. Tell you what, we're going to need some magic.

0:16:25 > 0:16:26Are you ready?

0:16:28 > 0:16:33Take your finger and touch your nose.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36Blink three times, everyone, and...

0:16:36 > 0:16:38Away it goes!

0:16:38 > 0:16:41Thank you. Right, let's have a look, shall we?

0:16:41 > 0:16:44Oh, look! Good idea. What's that?

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Balloon!

0:16:46 > 0:16:51It's a balloon, yeah. Do you think Tootsie would like a balloon?

0:16:51 > 0:16:55- Yes.- All right, let's go and find out. Bye-bye, everyone!- Bye!

0:17:10 > 0:17:11Hello, Mr Tumble.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Hello, Tootsie. Ahem.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18I, erm... Well, the thing is,

0:17:18 > 0:17:21I've, erm, I've got something for you.

0:17:23 > 0:17:24Wait.

0:17:32 > 0:17:33It's a balloon.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Erm, wait.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54LAUGHTER

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Wait!

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Tootsie, there you go.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03# You've got something I like. #

0:18:03 > 0:18:04A balloon.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09# You've got something so fine. #

0:18:09 > 0:18:12It's another balloon.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14# When I'm feeling low

0:18:14 > 0:18:16# There's one thing that I know

0:18:16 > 0:18:18# It's that you will always lift me

0:18:18 > 0:18:20# Give me get up and go

0:18:20 > 0:18:24# Yes, you've got something. #

0:18:24 > 0:18:25A balloon?

0:18:28 > 0:18:29# It's the smile in your eyes

0:18:29 > 0:18:31# The love in your heart

0:18:31 > 0:18:33# You bring fun to everyone

0:18:33 > 0:18:35# No matter who they are

0:18:35 > 0:18:39# Together forever, we'll be friends to the end

0:18:39 > 0:18:42# Cos you've got something...

0:18:42 > 0:18:45# Inflatable. #

0:18:45 > 0:18:48- There you go.- Thank you, Mr Tumble. - Tootsie, wait.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53- # You've got something I like - I'm delirious you're not serious

0:18:53 > 0:18:57- # You've got something that's fine - I'm delighted you're not miserable

0:18:57 > 0:18:59# My heart bursts into song

0:18:59 > 0:19:01BOTH: # Cos your face isn't long

0:19:01 > 0:19:03# And my happy ever after

0:19:03 > 0:19:05# Is filled with lots of laughter

0:19:05 > 0:19:09# Cos you've got something

0:19:09 > 0:19:11# It's the smile in your eyes

0:19:11 > 0:19:12# The love in your heart

0:19:12 > 0:19:14# You bring fun to everyone

0:19:14 > 0:19:16# No matter who they are

0:19:16 > 0:19:20# Together forever, we'll be friends till the end

0:19:20 > 0:19:23# Cos you've got something

0:19:23 > 0:19:26# It's the smile in your eyes

0:19:26 > 0:19:27# The love in your heart

0:19:27 > 0:19:29# We bring fun to everyone

0:19:29 > 0:19:31# No matter who they are

0:19:31 > 0:19:35# Together forever, we'll be friends till the end

0:19:35 > 0:19:39# Cos you've got something. #

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Tootsie, wait.

0:19:48 > 0:19:52# You've got something...

0:19:54 > 0:19:56# Special. #

0:19:59 > 0:20:01That's for you, Tootsie.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04Oh, thank you, Mr Tumble.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07They're beautiful! Oh...

0:20:07 > 0:20:09SHE GIGGLES

0:20:09 > 0:20:12Tumble!

0:20:12 > 0:20:17Tootsie, you'd better go. You'll get into trouble! Hey...

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Tootsie!

0:20:19 > 0:20:21SHE GIGGLES

0:20:21 > 0:20:23Bye!

0:20:23 > 0:20:25Tootsie!

0:20:29 > 0:20:33- Is Tootsie here, Tumble? - Erm, ahem. Uh, no.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35Then why were you calling for her?

0:20:35 > 0:20:40Ah, because I stubbed my tootsie, yes.

0:20:40 > 0:20:41"Ow, my tootsie!"

0:20:41 > 0:20:43Hmm.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46Yes, well, if you see her, send her to me.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48Right, will do.

0:20:48 > 0:20:52I don't want anything going wrong with the inspection today.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55Of course not, ho-ho.

0:20:55 > 0:20:59And you staying out of the way is the only chance I've got.

0:20:59 > 0:21:03Right, I'll stay out of the way, don't you worry. Ha-ha.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06That was close! Thank you, everyone.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09I'd better go and see my friends. See you later!

0:21:09 > 0:21:10- AUDIENCE:- Bye!

0:21:13 > 0:21:15Baxter! Baxter, are you all right?

0:21:15 > 0:21:18I'm afraid the situation is unpredictably disastrous

0:21:18 > 0:21:22- and unnerving.- Come on, Baxter, it can't be that bad.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25- Why are you so worried? - My individual USP, my...

0:21:25 > 0:21:27- Something?- Affirmative!

0:21:27 > 0:21:30- BALLOON POPS - Whoa!

0:21:33 > 0:21:35GONG CRASH

0:21:35 > 0:21:39- Oh! Oh, dear. - You all right, Tootsie?

0:21:39 > 0:21:42- Yeah, I just ran into a flock of pigeons.- Oh.

0:21:42 > 0:21:47- Anyway, how's things here?- Baxter's a bit worried about his something.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49He's not sure what it is yet.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52He's got the serious bit down to a T.

0:21:52 > 0:21:56I know, why don't we all think about what Baxter's something might be?

0:21:56 > 0:21:58Let's all think.

0:21:58 > 0:22:03MR TUMBLE: Coming through. Now, listen, I've really got to work now.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05No more fun and games, ho-ho!

0:22:05 > 0:22:09I've got to impress Miss Eerie, so ignore me. That's it. Guys?

0:22:09 > 0:22:14Over here, I'm working. Guys? GUYS?

0:22:14 > 0:22:18- ALL:- Shh!- Oh! Baxter, what's wrong?

0:22:18 > 0:22:21- He's worried about his spot for the inspection.- Is he?

0:22:21 > 0:22:25Hey, Baxter, I can help you with that. Yep, with my friends too.

0:22:25 > 0:22:29Come on. Let's have a look inside my bag.

0:22:29 > 0:22:34Right, you know what to do, everyone. Watch this, Baxter. Right.

0:22:34 > 0:22:37Take your finger and...

0:22:37 > 0:22:38Touch your nose.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41- Blink three times... - One, two, three.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43- And... AUDIENCE:- Off it goes.

0:22:43 > 0:22:47Thank you. Right, let's see what we've got for you.

0:22:47 > 0:22:48Oh, look, there's a spot.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51Well, erm, thank you, Mr Tumble,

0:22:51 > 0:22:54but this isn't going to help me find my something.

0:22:54 > 0:22:58It's not just any old spot, that's a circle. I've got lots of shapes here.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00Can you do something with these?

0:23:00 > 0:23:03What are we going to do with a lot of shapes?

0:23:03 > 0:23:07- Not just shapes, raw materials! - Raw materials?- Things we build with!

0:23:07 > 0:23:10Aha! Join in, everyone!

0:23:10 > 0:23:12# We're going to draw a shape in the air

0:23:12 > 0:23:14# We're going to draw a shape in the air

0:23:14 > 0:23:18# We're going to draw a shape in the air. #

0:23:18 > 0:23:19Ah, yes.

0:23:19 > 0:23:23# We're going to leave it hanging there

0:23:23 > 0:23:26# We're going to draw a shape in the air. #

0:23:26 > 0:23:28Draw a square, everyone.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31# One side, two sides, three sides and then four

0:23:31 > 0:23:36# One side, two sides, three sides and then four

0:23:36 > 0:23:38# One side, two sides, three and four

0:23:38 > 0:23:40# Each side's the same - you don't need any more

0:23:40 > 0:23:43# One side, two sides, three sides and then four. #

0:23:43 > 0:23:45Very good. What next?

0:23:45 > 0:23:46Watch this.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48What's happening?

0:23:48 > 0:23:52You see, I can use a square to make a picture of a castle.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54A castle!

0:23:54 > 0:23:57- Oh, my turn, my turn! I want to do three sides.- Go, Shelley!

0:23:57 > 0:24:00# Here and there, one, two, three. #

0:24:00 > 0:24:02A triangle, everyone. Join in.

0:24:02 > 0:24:06# Here and there, one, two, three

0:24:06 > 0:24:08# One, two, three, three sides, you see

0:24:08 > 0:24:11# Three sides are all you'll ever need

0:24:11 > 0:24:15# Here and there, one, two, three. #

0:24:15 > 0:24:16I have an idea.

0:24:17 > 0:24:21Whoa, it's a sailboat made of triangles!

0:24:21 > 0:24:24- That's very clever, Baxter. Can I have a go?- Of course.

0:24:24 > 0:24:28- How many sides?- Not sides, points. Copy me, everyone!

0:24:28 > 0:24:30Come on, then. Off you go, Tootsie.

0:24:30 > 0:24:33# One and two and three and four and five. #

0:24:33 > 0:24:35I think I've got it.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37# One and two and three and four and five. #

0:24:37 > 0:24:39Oh, lovely.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42# One, two, three, four and then five

0:24:42 > 0:24:44# Twinkling stars have come alive

0:24:44 > 0:24:47# One and two and three and four and five. #

0:24:47 > 0:24:49Oh, that's tricky, that. I have an idea.

0:24:49 > 0:24:54POD: Oh, wow, that's a starfish! That's really clever, Baxter.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57MR TUMBLE: Fantastic, Baxter, well done. Can I have a go?

0:24:57 > 0:25:00Of course, Mr Tumble. How many sides?

0:25:00 > 0:25:03- One.- One side?- Yeah. Watch me, everyone.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06# Round and round and round and round it goes. #

0:25:06 > 0:25:08What is it, everyone?

0:25:08 > 0:25:10# Round and round and round and round it goes. #

0:25:10 > 0:25:12That's right, a circle.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14# Round and round and round it goes

0:25:14 > 0:25:16# Where it stops, nobody knows

0:25:16 > 0:25:19# Round and round and round and round it goes. #

0:25:19 > 0:25:22I like circles. Watch this.

0:25:22 > 0:25:25Whoa!

0:25:25 > 0:25:29Baxter, you're so clever. Last time, everyone.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32# We're going to draw a shape in the air

0:25:32 > 0:25:34# We're going to draw a shape in the air

0:25:34 > 0:25:38# We're going to draw a shape in the air

0:25:38 > 0:25:42# We're going to leave it hanging there

0:25:42 > 0:25:46# We're going to draw a shape in the air. #

0:25:46 > 0:25:48Yay!

0:25:48 > 0:25:50APPLAUSE

0:25:50 > 0:25:56Well done, Baxter. Don't you see? You have found something clever!

0:25:56 > 0:25:57Oh, thank you, Mr Tumble.

0:25:57 > 0:26:01You appear to have aided the discovery of my individual USP.

0:26:01 > 0:26:05- What?- Tootsie, Shelley!

0:26:05 > 0:26:07Miss Eerie, quick!

0:26:09 > 0:26:11She's coming, she's coming!

0:26:12 > 0:26:17Oh, yes, yes, yes, I might have known you'd be down here

0:26:17 > 0:26:20wasting your time clowning around with Mr Tumble.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23No, no, no, we're being very serious.

0:26:23 > 0:26:28- Oh, your tootsies are much better, I see.- Oh, yes.- Yes.

0:26:28 > 0:26:31Well, this is your final warning.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34When the inspectors are here, I expect you to stand still,

0:26:34 > 0:26:39be stony-faced and whatever happens, stay serious.

0:26:39 > 0:26:42But, Mum, Mr Tumble, he was only helping...

0:26:42 > 0:26:47Tootsie, you can't listen to what Mr Tumble says. He's just a clown.

0:26:47 > 0:26:50- AUDIENCE:- Aww!

0:26:50 > 0:26:54Don't worry, Mr Tumble, Mum's just nervous.

0:26:54 > 0:26:57This school means so much to her.

0:26:57 > 0:27:00But I think you're important.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02Thank you, Tootsie.

0:27:02 > 0:27:07Mr Tumble, your bag! It's become bedecked in circles!

0:27:08 > 0:27:10Oh, yes.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13Look, it's my spotty bag!

0:27:13 > 0:27:16I like the spots, I think I'll keep these.

0:27:16 > 0:27:19Oh, no, now we have to go get ready for the inspectors!

0:27:19 > 0:27:22They're not here yet. Let's sit down and...

0:27:22 > 0:27:25EVERYONE TALKS AT ONCE

0:27:25 > 0:27:28Guys. Guys!

0:27:28 > 0:27:31Don't worry about the inspectors.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34It's not about the inspectors, it's about who you are.

0:27:34 > 0:27:39Shelley, we have found something sensational - your voice.

0:27:39 > 0:27:43Pod, we found something happy.

0:27:43 > 0:27:46Baxter, we found something very clever.

0:27:46 > 0:27:50And, Tootsie, wow, you can fly!

0:27:51 > 0:27:53Well said, Mr Tumble.

0:27:53 > 0:27:57- Come on, you lot, let's show them what we've got.- Good idea.

0:28:02 > 0:28:04Oh, ladies and gentlemen,

0:28:04 > 0:28:07esteemed inspectors of seriousness,

0:28:07 > 0:28:11welcome to my Emporium of Excellence.

0:28:14 > 0:28:17I take being serious very seriously.

0:28:17 > 0:28:20Nothing in life should be treated lightly,

0:28:20 > 0:28:24otherwise it has no dignity, no purpose, no meaning.

0:28:24 > 0:28:29Here, we value austerity over hilarity,

0:28:29 > 0:28:33weighty over whimsical and funereal over funny.

0:28:33 > 0:28:38So, hope you enjoy your visit. But first, some refreshments.

0:28:38 > 0:28:42- Ah, Tumble, over there, please. - What?- Put them over there.

0:28:42 > 0:28:45- Over there?- Over there. - Over there?- Over there.

0:28:45 > 0:28:47I said over there.

0:28:47 > 0:28:51- Yes, over there.- What?- Over there! - Oh, over there!- Yes, over there!

0:28:51 > 0:28:55- Why didn't you say so?- I did say that. Why are you going over there?

0:28:55 > 0:28:59You'll be very impressed. Argh! SPLAT

0:29:03 > 0:29:06Oh, dear. I think we've, erm, run out of pies.

0:29:06 > 0:29:09- Oh!- I'll get some more.- Oh!

0:29:09 > 0:29:11Oh, get... Gah!

0:29:11 > 0:29:15I am so sorry! This has...

0:29:15 > 0:29:19This has never happened before in my establishment.

0:29:19 > 0:29:24Can I please offer my sincerest and most grovelliest apologies?

0:29:24 > 0:29:26I'm so, so sorry.

0:29:28 > 0:29:34I might have known that when I accepted a clown

0:29:34 > 0:29:40into this establishment all I'd end up with is a clown.

0:29:40 > 0:29:45The only way I'm going to stop you being a clown

0:29:45 > 0:29:49is to wipe off that red nose.

0:29:49 > 0:29:51- AUDIENCE:- Oh, no!

0:29:51 > 0:29:55Oh, yes, I'm sorry. He's had his chance.

0:29:57 > 0:30:00AUDIENCE BOO

0:30:00 > 0:30:05You can't do that! I was born with it. I'm a Tumble, aren't I, everyone?

0:30:05 > 0:30:07Yes!

0:30:07 > 0:30:10I'd rather be nobody if I can't be a Tumble.

0:30:10 > 0:30:12- Stand still.- Oh!

0:30:12 > 0:30:18Well, erm, I think there's only one thing for it, everyone. Guys?

0:30:21 > 0:30:22Ready?

0:30:22 > 0:30:23- ALL:- Ready!

0:30:23 > 0:30:25Right, run!

0:30:25 > 0:30:27MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH

0:30:48 > 0:30:49Argh!

0:30:49 > 0:30:51SPLAT

0:30:54 > 0:30:56APPLAUSE

0:31:04 > 0:31:06Oh!

0:31:06 > 0:31:07Oh-ho-ho!

0:31:07 > 0:31:09Oh-ho!

0:31:09 > 0:31:10Oh-ho-ho!

0:31:10 > 0:31:13Hang on, what's that sound?

0:31:13 > 0:31:18It appears to be an inadvertent vocal reaction to something amusing.

0:31:18 > 0:31:20Laughter!

0:31:20 > 0:31:24- Mr Tumble...- I can explain.

0:31:24 > 0:31:26Oh, you really are something.

0:31:26 > 0:31:28Yeah, but what happened...

0:31:28 > 0:31:31Never in all my years at the emporium has

0:31:31 > 0:31:35- something like this happened... - I'm so sorry! I...

0:31:35 > 0:31:36..and I thank you.

0:31:36 > 0:31:39What?

0:31:39 > 0:31:43I thank you!

0:31:43 > 0:31:46OK, quiet, everyone. I have an announcement to make.

0:31:46 > 0:31:52From this moment on, there will be no more seriousness in my school...

0:31:52 > 0:31:53SHE GIGGLES

0:31:53 > 0:31:55..only laughter.

0:31:57 > 0:32:01The Emporium of Excellence shall become The School of Silly.

0:32:03 > 0:32:06No, no, no, I have something better -

0:32:06 > 0:32:08the Faculty of Fun!

0:32:08 > 0:32:13No, what about the Emporium of Euphoria?

0:32:13 > 0:32:15Oh!

0:32:15 > 0:32:20And, grumpy inspectors, there's no point you being here any more,

0:32:20 > 0:32:22ho-ho!

0:32:22 > 0:32:25So if you could leave by the back door. Now.

0:32:26 > 0:32:28Mr Tumble, do you know,

0:32:28 > 0:32:32I'd forgotten how good it feels to laugh.

0:32:33 > 0:32:38- I always really wanted to be like you.- Like me?

0:32:38 > 0:32:40What, you mean a clown?

0:32:40 > 0:32:45Yes. Well, I wanted to make people happy.

0:32:45 > 0:32:48- You just seem to do it by accident. - Well, really!

0:32:48 > 0:32:53It's actually the end result of 25 years of hard work, but thank you!

0:32:53 > 0:32:55LAUGHTER

0:32:55 > 0:32:59Now, let me do something about that tie.

0:32:59 > 0:33:02Eh? OK, but I like this tie. BOING! HONK!

0:33:04 > 0:33:06Ah! Ha-ha!

0:33:06 > 0:33:09APPLAUSE

0:33:09 > 0:33:13- Wow, thank you very much. - And thank you, Mr Tumble.

0:33:13 > 0:33:18- You helped give me my confidence. - Oh, my pleasure, Shelley.

0:33:18 > 0:33:20And you helped me realise who I am.

0:33:20 > 0:33:23- Oh, thank you, Pod!- Thank you.

0:33:23 > 0:33:27And you helped me enjoy my rather cerebral approach

0:33:27 > 0:33:29to everyday situations.

0:33:29 > 0:33:31You're welcome, Baxter.

0:33:31 > 0:33:37You know what, Mr Tumble? You really do have something.

0:33:37 > 0:33:38Really?

0:33:38 > 0:33:41Something special.

0:33:43 > 0:33:45Thank you.

0:33:45 > 0:33:46And Mr Tumble?

0:33:47 > 0:33:51- You are the bestest friend I've ever had.- Oh!

0:33:53 > 0:33:57And you're the bestest friend I've ever had too.

0:33:57 > 0:33:59It...

0:34:01 > 0:34:03It's the bag again.

0:34:03 > 0:34:07I think we need some more magic, everyone. Are you ready?

0:34:07 > 0:34:08Here we go.

0:34:08 > 0:34:13Take your finger and touch your nose.

0:34:13 > 0:34:16Blink three times and...

0:34:16 > 0:34:18- AUDIENCE:- Off it goes!

0:34:18 > 0:34:21Right, let's see what it is.

0:34:21 > 0:34:24Oh, look, it's a "Ch".

0:34:24 > 0:34:28- A C and an H? That doesn't make sense.- No...

0:34:28 > 0:34:31Hang on a minute, I think I know what this means.

0:34:31 > 0:34:36This makes Miss Eerie into Miss...

0:34:36 > 0:34:37Cheerie!

0:34:37 > 0:34:39Oh!

0:34:40 > 0:34:44- What's happening, Mr Tumble? - It's the bag again. You know what?

0:34:44 > 0:34:48We've got a wonderful surprise for you, everyone.

0:34:48 > 0:34:52Please give a huge welcome to our wonderful signing choir.

0:34:52 > 0:34:54APPLAUSE

0:34:54 > 0:34:55Here they come!

0:34:56 > 0:34:58Hello, everyone.

0:34:58 > 0:35:00That's it, come on through. Fantastic.

0:35:00 > 0:35:05Now, Miss Cheerie, would you join us in our song?

0:35:05 > 0:35:09That would make me very happy, Mr Tumble.

0:35:09 > 0:35:10What about all of our friends?

0:35:10 > 0:35:13Are you going to sing along with us, everyone?

0:35:13 > 0:35:15- Yes!- OK, here we go!

0:35:15 > 0:35:17# Hello, hello

0:35:17 > 0:35:19# How are you?

0:35:19 > 0:35:22# Hello, hello

0:35:22 > 0:35:24# It's good to see you

0:35:24 > 0:35:27# I say hello

0:35:27 > 0:35:30# I'm happy that you came

0:35:30 > 0:35:33# I say hello

0:35:33 > 0:35:35# Please tell me

0:35:35 > 0:35:37# Please tell me

0:35:37 > 0:35:40# Please tell me

0:35:40 > 0:35:42# Your name. #

0:35:42 > 0:35:43Well done!

0:35:43 > 0:35:45APPLAUSE

0:35:45 > 0:35:49Tootsie, let's sing our song. Are you ready?

0:35:49 > 0:35:50# It's the smile in your eyes

0:35:50 > 0:35:52# The love in your heart

0:35:52 > 0:35:56# We bring fun to everyone no matter who they are

0:35:56 > 0:35:59# Together forever, we'll be friends till the end

0:35:59 > 0:36:05# Cos you've got something special

0:36:07 > 0:36:11# You've got something I like

0:36:11 > 0:36:14# You've got something that's fine

0:36:14 > 0:36:16# When I'm feeling down

0:36:16 > 0:36:18# I know that if you're around

0:36:18 > 0:36:20# The grey skies will be sunny

0:36:20 > 0:36:22# Cos you're fabulous and funny

0:36:22 > 0:36:26# Yes, you've got something

0:36:26 > 0:36:28# The smile in your eyes

0:36:28 > 0:36:30# The love in your heart

0:36:30 > 0:36:31# You bring fun to everyone

0:36:31 > 0:36:33# No matter who they are

0:36:33 > 0:36:37# Together forever, we'll be friends till the end

0:36:37 > 0:36:43# Yes, you've got something special. #

0:36:45 > 0:36:47APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:36:47 > 0:36:48Fantastic.

0:36:48 > 0:36:51Come on, everyone, let's finish with a party.

0:36:51 > 0:36:56Get ready to honk your noses! Miss Cheerie, come on - honk, honk, honk.

0:36:56 > 0:36:58Ha-ha! Oh! Here we go!

0:36:58 > 0:37:00# Honk, honk, honk... #

0:37:00 > 0:37:02Can't hear you, come on!

0:37:02 > 0:37:04# Honk, honk, honk How are you? #

0:37:04 > 0:37:05Louder!

0:37:05 > 0:37:08# Honk, honk, honk Hello!

0:37:08 > 0:37:11# Honk, honk, honk Are you having fun?

0:37:11 > 0:37:14# As I travel the world every boy and girl

0:37:14 > 0:37:18# Just goes honk, honk, honk Why don't you give it a whirl?

0:37:18 > 0:37:21# Going honk, honk, honk will make you happy

0:37:21 > 0:37:25# Going honk, honk, honk will make you happy too. #

0:37:25 > 0:37:28Yeah, let's go!

0:37:28 > 0:37:31# When I walk down the street I wave to passers-by

0:37:31 > 0:37:35# The thing that always makes me smile may take you by surprise

0:37:35 > 0:37:38# It's not a wave, it's not a hug

0:37:38 > 0:37:42# It's not a kiss right on the mug

0:37:42 > 0:37:44# I need a helping hand - no way!

0:37:44 > 0:37:48# I just go honk, honk, honk and we're set up for the day. #

0:37:48 > 0:37:50Let's raise the roof!

0:37:50 > 0:37:54# Honk, honk, honk... # Hello! Louder!

0:37:54 > 0:37:56# Honk, honk, honk How are you?

0:37:56 > 0:38:00# Honk, honk, honk Hello!

0:38:00 > 0:38:03# Honk, honk, honk Are you having fun?

0:38:03 > 0:38:05# As we travel the world

0:38:05 > 0:38:08# Every boy and girl just goes honk, honk, honk

0:38:08 > 0:38:10# Why don't you give it a whirl?

0:38:10 > 0:38:13# Going honk, honk, honk will make you happy

0:38:13 > 0:38:17# Going honk, honk, honk will make you happy too. #

0:38:20 > 0:38:21Wa-hey!

0:38:21 > 0:38:24APPLAUSE