The Worst Headmistress

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03There's something you need to know.

0:00:03 > 0:00:05This knowledge could endanger the entire school.

0:00:05 > 0:00:08Somehow, Agatha managed to escape the enchantments

0:00:08 > 0:00:10that bound her to Darkwood Cottage.

0:00:10 > 0:00:13He lied to her all her life.

0:00:13 > 0:00:15Esmerelda!

0:00:15 > 0:00:18- What have you done? - I think you might want to see this.

0:00:18 > 0:00:19I shall transfer you home.

0:00:19 > 0:00:21Maud!

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Please pick up, Milly!

0:01:26 > 0:01:27Please!

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Please!

0:01:33 > 0:01:34Vanished be.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Why don't you just talk to her?

0:01:40 > 0:01:41She got me expelled.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Well, perhaps she wants to say sorry.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47It's a bit late for that.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52It'll get easier, love. I promise.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Flappy!

0:02:10 > 0:02:11Oh!

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Detector spell.

0:02:13 > 0:02:17Yes. It will alert us to any unauthorised magic.

0:02:18 > 0:02:24The spell has been applied to everyone on the premises.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28It's an important health and safety measure.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30- Isn't it, Flappy? - FLAPPY SCREECHES

0:02:30 > 0:02:35Talking of health and safety, what about Miss Drill?

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Oh, that was just one of my little jokes.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Are you all right?

0:02:45 > 0:02:46I think so.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55But where's Miss Cackle?

0:02:55 > 0:02:59When the truth came out, she ran away

0:02:59 > 0:03:03rather than face the consequences of her crimes.

0:03:03 > 0:03:04What truth?

0:03:05 > 0:03:09As the elder daughter, Agatha is the legitimate headmistress.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11We must accept that.

0:03:11 > 0:03:16After all, only the Great Wizard can rewrite the witches' code.

0:03:16 > 0:03:17So he can.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Jammy old toad!

0:03:31 > 0:03:36So, I'd better get on with running my school.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39This place will never be yours.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41A school isn't bricks and mortar,

0:03:41 > 0:03:45a school is its students, and the girls will never accept you!

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Oh, I'm sure they'll like me

0:03:49 > 0:03:50once they get to know me.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58"And so, in conclusion,

0:03:58 > 0:04:01"today we hail a glorious new dawn for this Academy.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03"Wait for applause.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08"Get some life into it, Gullett,

0:04:08 > 0:04:11"you're about as inspiring as a dead...frog."

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Just bring me on.

0:04:14 > 0:04:19"Please give a warm Cackles welcome for our new headmistress!"

0:04:19 > 0:04:22SMATTERING OF APPLAUSE

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Girls, girls, girls.

0:04:27 > 0:04:31I am so sorry about everything that you've been through.

0:04:32 > 0:04:37How you have suffered under the regime of that impostor, my sister.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Horrible food.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Constant tests.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45Endless boring chanting lessons.

0:04:47 > 0:04:48Well...

0:04:49 > 0:04:51..that's all going to change!

0:04:51 > 0:04:55Check your maglets for your new timetables.

0:04:57 > 0:05:02As you'll see, I've added three extra break times per week.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04(What about their exams?)

0:05:04 > 0:05:06(They need to revise!)

0:05:06 > 0:05:07Wrong.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10I'll be issuing remembering powder to all of you.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15But they'll forget everything as soon as the spell wears off.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Why do you care?

0:05:18 > 0:05:20You're not even a witch any more.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22That's right.

0:05:22 > 0:05:23Listen to your new...

0:05:25 > 0:05:27..head girl.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

0:05:44 > 0:05:45You've been practising!

0:05:45 > 0:05:47I haven't.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Oh, sorry, Mrs Roberts!

0:05:53 > 0:05:54You'll have to stop.

0:05:55 > 0:05:56I can't!

0:06:01 > 0:06:03You've beaten the computer!

0:06:03 > 0:06:05I didn't even know you could do that.

0:06:05 > 0:06:06Me neither.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Was that, you know,

0:06:11 > 0:06:13M-A-G-I-C?

0:06:14 > 0:06:15I don't know.

0:06:16 > 0:06:17Mildred got expelled.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Tell us where she is,

0:06:20 > 0:06:22or I'll turn you into a dung beetle...

0:06:24 > 0:06:27..or a head louse...

0:06:27 > 0:06:28or...

0:06:29 > 0:06:31..a toilet brush.

0:06:31 > 0:06:32SHE GULPS

0:06:32 > 0:06:34KLAXON BLARES

0:06:36 > 0:06:37KLAXON STOPS

0:06:39 > 0:06:40What was that?

0:06:40 > 0:06:44Naughty, naughty. You used unauthorised spells.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Discovery and transference, to be precise.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Sorry, force of habit.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50I was looking for Maud.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53They were going to turn me into a toilet brush!

0:06:53 > 0:06:55I'm sure that won't be necessary.

0:06:55 > 0:06:59Maud is a good girl who respects authority.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12SHE GULPS

0:07:12 > 0:07:15You will set an example to the others, won't you?

0:07:17 > 0:07:18Yes.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Sorry, Miss Cackle.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25That's all right, dear. Run along now.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37And you should return to your duties.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41I didn't authorise a transference spell.

0:07:42 > 0:07:43Indeed not.

0:07:54 > 0:07:55Can she see us in there?

0:07:55 > 0:07:59Oh, yes. She can see, hear, think and feel.

0:08:03 > 0:08:04Can't you, sister?

0:08:08 > 0:08:10That picture's always been there.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12But it never moved before.

0:08:13 > 0:08:17So...Miss Cackle didn't run away?

0:08:17 > 0:08:20No. Agatha trapped her in the picture.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22- And it's all my fault. - You didn't know.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24But I let Agatha in.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26I have to do something to save Miss Cackle.

0:08:26 > 0:08:30It's OK, Miss Cackle summoned the Great Wizard, remember?

0:08:30 > 0:08:33When he gets here, he'll sort everything out.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Yes. He will.

0:08:40 > 0:08:41He's coming today.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Thanks to us, the school's in chaos

0:08:44 > 0:08:47and Miss Cackle's trapped in a painting. We are in big trouble.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49You're right.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51- What are we going to do? - There's only one thing we can.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Tell the truth and say sorry.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59I summon Miss Gullett.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01KLAXON BLARES

0:09:01 > 0:09:02Ethel! You know you're not supposed...

0:09:02 > 0:09:04It's an emergency!

0:09:04 > 0:09:07The Great Wizard's on his way.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09- What?!- So you'd better let Miss Cackle go

0:09:09 > 0:09:10and put this school back to normal.

0:09:10 > 0:09:14Are you telling me what to do, Mistress Bossydrawers?

0:09:14 > 0:09:17I'm just saying, you don't have a choice.

0:09:17 > 0:09:21Esmerelda Hallow, your sort make me sick!

0:09:21 > 0:09:25You're all jolly broomsticks, and team spirit,

0:09:25 > 0:09:27and shining trophies.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Esme?

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Better put it somewhere safe.

0:09:43 > 0:09:44An annihilation spell.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47If the Great Wizard tries to take my school,

0:09:47 > 0:09:49every atom of it will be destroyed.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52If I can't have this place...

0:09:53 > 0:09:54..no-one can.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00You shouldn't have interfered.

0:10:00 > 0:10:04Agatha's the rightful headmistress because she's the older sister.

0:10:08 > 0:10:09All right.

0:10:13 > 0:10:14You win.

0:10:15 > 0:10:16I'm sorry.

0:10:19 > 0:10:20Tabby!

0:10:25 > 0:10:26How did you get here?

0:10:31 > 0:10:32What's this?

0:10:33 > 0:10:34A message!

0:10:36 > 0:10:37From Ethel?

0:10:39 > 0:10:40Look, he's here!

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Oh, hurry, my love.

0:10:58 > 0:11:02It's OK. The Great Wizard will sort everything out.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04- Let's hope so.- Wait, Your Greatness!

0:11:04 > 0:11:06We must warn you!

0:11:06 > 0:11:07Agatha's taken over!

0:11:07 > 0:11:09She thinks she's headmistress now.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Headmistress?

0:11:11 > 0:11:14I think I can deal with one power-crazed, middle-aged witch.

0:11:14 > 0:11:15Thank you, Algernon.

0:11:18 > 0:11:22A little bat told me you were telling tales.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24Oh! Ah!

0:11:24 > 0:11:27Oh, don't worry, my dear.

0:11:27 > 0:11:28Ribbit! You get used to it.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Let's hope the cats don't get you, eh?

0:11:35 > 0:11:36Ha!

0:11:38 > 0:11:39FROGS CROAK

0:11:39 > 0:11:42It's OK. It's OK.

0:11:42 > 0:11:43We've got you.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Agatha's taken over?

0:11:47 > 0:11:49I need to go back and help.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Unless Ethel's lying.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55What do I do?

0:12:01 > 0:12:05So, you see, I am the elder daughter.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08Yes, and I am the Great Wizard.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12You can't do that!

0:12:12 > 0:12:14- The code...- I am the code.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17I can rewrite it - every line.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20Now, before I decide what your punishment will be,

0:12:20 > 0:12:22where is your sister?

0:12:22 > 0:12:25I was afraid you might ask me that.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28You plan to use magic against me?

0:12:30 > 0:12:32You have the second-hand powers of a teenage girl,

0:12:32 > 0:12:35and I'm twice as strong as any mere witch.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39But not as strong as three!

0:12:40 > 0:12:42I'm truly sorry, Your Greatness.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Hecate Hardbroom...

0:12:45 > 0:12:46..why?

0:12:46 > 0:12:48She was going to destroy the school.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52I've got the perfect punishment for you.

0:12:59 > 0:13:00Oh!

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Very good, Agatha.

0:13:02 > 0:13:03THEY CHUCKLE

0:13:05 > 0:13:07I'll just POP you over there.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14Sorry. Bad choice of words!

0:13:16 > 0:13:18I'm sure the Great Wizard will do something.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21Do what? He's been here for hours and nothing's happened.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23FROG CROAKS

0:13:26 > 0:13:28Agatha's got him too, hasn't she?

0:13:28 > 0:13:30FROGS CROAK

0:13:31 > 0:13:33CHIMING

0:13:33 > 0:13:35- What is it?- 'Good news, girls.

0:13:35 > 0:13:39'You are invited to an end-of-term feast in the Great Hall.'

0:13:39 > 0:13:41We need to get that picture...

0:13:42 > 0:13:43..and save Miss Cackle.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58Let's hope Ethel's telling the truth.

0:14:22 > 0:14:23Come on, Ethel!

0:14:25 > 0:14:27You need to be invited in, remember?

0:14:27 > 0:14:28Go on, then.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32Never thought I'd say this, but...

0:14:33 > 0:14:37..well met, and welcome, Mildred Hubble.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39- Well met.- It's in here.

0:14:41 > 0:14:42- Where?- There.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45It's...

0:14:45 > 0:14:47Gone?

0:14:47 > 0:14:50You lied to me! Was this whole thing a set-up?

0:14:50 > 0:14:52No! I promise.

0:14:53 > 0:14:54Mildred?

0:14:55 > 0:14:57- Is that you?- Maud!

0:15:00 > 0:15:01Where are you?

0:15:01 > 0:15:04Here. I'm invisible.

0:15:04 > 0:15:05I can see that.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08Well, I can't.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11I mean... Oh, just come here, you silly slug.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14I'm sorry I didn't answer the mirror.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20I'm sorry I got you expelled.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23I was just trying to keep you safe.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26More importantly, what are you two doing in here?

0:15:27 > 0:15:30Well, we thought...

0:15:33 > 0:15:37..that if we could get the painting out of the school,

0:15:37 > 0:15:39then maybe someone...

0:15:43 > 0:15:45It isn't what it looks like!

0:15:45 > 0:15:49Trying to steal school property, eh?

0:15:49 > 0:15:51I didn't. It wasn't me.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Well, that's too bad.

0:15:54 > 0:16:00Because I think you've all seen a little bit too much.

0:16:00 > 0:16:01What are you going to do?

0:16:01 > 0:16:03Expel us?

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Of course not.

0:16:06 > 0:16:10I'd hate you to miss the end-of-term celebrations!

0:16:17 > 0:16:18MILDRED: No...

0:16:27 > 0:16:28The spell's wearing off.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32Mildred Hubble! I thought you were...

0:16:32 > 0:16:33I came back.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36Ethel, Maud and Enid - Miss Gullett turned them into cakes.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38- Cakes?- Yes!- Stop that!

0:16:40 > 0:16:41Only Miss Cackle...

0:16:45 > 0:16:46..can help them now.

0:16:47 > 0:16:48And unfortunately...

0:16:50 > 0:16:51..only you...

0:16:52 > 0:16:54..can help Miss Cackle.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Enjoy, girls!

0:17:11 > 0:17:14- More cakes. - Miss Gullett, you are spoiling us.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17They do look delicious.

0:17:19 > 0:17:24By all we see and all we are, I summon you from realms afar.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32Did I say it wrong?

0:17:32 > 0:17:34SHE SIGHS

0:17:34 > 0:17:35It's not your fault.

0:17:36 > 0:17:40You're too young. A witch's power increases every year.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42I just hoped...

0:17:42 > 0:17:43So, what do we do now?

0:17:43 > 0:17:45You need to go home.

0:17:46 > 0:17:47Be safe, Mildred Hubble.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49- But what are you...?- I said go.

0:17:54 > 0:17:55Go.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06Thank you!

0:18:08 > 0:18:10Stop!

0:18:10 > 0:18:12Mildred Hubble!

0:18:12 > 0:18:15By all that I see...

0:18:16 > 0:18:18..and all that we are...

0:18:19 > 0:18:21..I summon you, Ada...

0:18:23 > 0:18:26..from realms afar.

0:18:26 > 0:18:27KLAXON BLARES

0:18:30 > 0:18:31- Who is it?- Hardbroom, office.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36We'll deal with you later.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45No!

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Mildred, I was going to eat that!

0:18:47 > 0:18:48Well, don't.

0:18:50 > 0:18:51Those aren't cakes.

0:18:52 > 0:18:56- They're your friends. - Aw, they're such good friends.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59I think they should be together...

0:18:59 > 0:19:00BOTH: Forever!

0:19:02 > 0:19:04MISS HARDBROOM SCREAMS

0:19:11 > 0:19:14HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING

0:19:16 > 0:19:19How do we get them back?

0:19:19 > 0:19:20Don't tell me, I know this one.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22So do I. I've heard it.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26- SQUEAKY VOICE:- Each to her own, let the truth be shown.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29Each to her own, let the truth be shown.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42I nearly ate you! Who did this?

0:19:48 > 0:19:50She did.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53And she trapped Miss Cackle in the painting.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56And turned the Great Wizard into a balloon.

0:19:56 > 0:19:57Don't forget that!

0:19:58 > 0:20:02My methods are a tad unorthodox...

0:20:04 > 0:20:08..but the witch's code says I am headmistress

0:20:08 > 0:20:10and there's nothing any of you can do about it.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Yes, there is.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17Hands up, who wants Agatha in charge?

0:20:20 > 0:20:23And hands up, who wants to get Miss Cackle back?

0:20:26 > 0:20:29If you don't leave, we all will.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34You can't.

0:20:34 > 0:20:38Without us, you have nothing to be headmistress of.

0:20:41 > 0:20:42All right.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Well, I'll be on my way, then.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52You're actually going?

0:20:52 > 0:20:55I always dreamed of running this place.

0:20:55 > 0:20:59But a school consists of people, not bricks and mortar.

0:21:00 > 0:21:01So...

0:21:02 > 0:21:06..it doesn't really matter if I do this.

0:21:09 > 0:21:16Bricks and stone, beams and slate, all must fall.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19Annihilate!

0:21:19 > 0:21:20BOOM!

0:21:22 > 0:21:24PUPILS GASP

0:21:34 > 0:21:36THEY SCREAM

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Make it last, hold it fast!

0:21:50 > 0:21:52You stopped Agatha's spell?

0:21:52 > 0:21:54No, just containing it.

0:21:54 > 0:21:57When my strength runs out, the whole place falls.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13Till we meet again, Mildred Hubble.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18Get out now!

0:22:29 > 0:22:30Esmerelda!

0:22:56 > 0:22:58FROGS CROAK

0:22:58 > 0:22:59We aren't many.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03We are one.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05Annihilate!

0:23:07 > 0:23:10We aren't many, we are one.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12- ALL:- We aren't many, we are one.

0:23:12 > 0:23:15THEY CHANT

0:23:39 > 0:23:42Agatha's spell shall be undone!

0:23:42 > 0:23:44- ALL:- Agatha's spell shall be undone!

0:23:47 > 0:23:49Aaaargh!

0:24:12 > 0:24:15AGATHA AND GULLETT SCREAM

0:24:25 > 0:24:27CAT MEOWS

0:24:40 > 0:24:42Miss Cackle!

0:24:42 > 0:24:43Miss Hardbroom.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56I am truly sorry, Your Greatness.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01I suppose there's no real harm done.

0:25:03 > 0:25:04Thanks to Mildred.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:25:12 > 0:25:14It wasn't me. It was all of us.

0:25:14 > 0:25:17We just... Well, I don't really know.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21But I don't think we could do it again.

0:25:21 > 0:25:22You won't have to.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31THEY SCREAM

0:25:37 > 0:25:40Let me go, please!

0:25:40 > 0:25:43I promise I'll leave your school alone.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Yes, you will.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47Ada, please.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50I'm your sister!

0:25:50 > 0:25:51Yes, you are.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53But my girls come first.

0:25:58 > 0:25:59I'm sorry, Agatha.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13You did the right thing.

0:26:13 > 0:26:14Yes.

0:26:14 > 0:26:17For all her faults, she loved this place.

0:26:20 > 0:26:21Now she will never leave it.

0:26:28 > 0:26:29Now...

0:26:30 > 0:26:33..how are the first years doing in their exams?

0:26:36 > 0:26:38I can't believe they're still making her do this.

0:26:38 > 0:26:41I can't believe they gave her a new broom.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43Look at the way she sits on it.

0:26:43 > 0:26:46Like a sack of rotten pumpkins.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48Keep going, Milly, you crafty crow!

0:26:50 > 0:26:52Ahhhh!

0:26:53 > 0:26:55- Milly!- Whoa!

0:27:00 > 0:27:02I'm fine, urgh...

0:27:03 > 0:27:09You slammed into a tree and ruined a very expensive new broomstick.

0:27:09 > 0:27:12Most examiners would fail you for this.

0:27:13 > 0:27:17I, however, am not most examiners.

0:27:17 > 0:27:21So, averaging this mark with your written papers

0:27:21 > 0:27:24gives you a final mark of 51%,

0:27:24 > 0:27:27which means you have passed...

0:27:27 > 0:27:28just.

0:27:29 > 0:27:32THEY CHEER

0:27:43 > 0:27:45See you next year!

0:27:48 > 0:27:50Woohoo!