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0:00:30 > 0:00:32FIREWORKS EXPLODE

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Look!

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Looks just like her. Send it to me.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50How do I do that?

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Just write my name on it and tap it three times.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55MAUD TAPS THREE TIMES

0:00:59 > 0:01:01MILDRED TAPS THREE TIMES

0:01:03 > 0:01:05MESSAGE ALERT

0:01:05 > 0:01:09- See? It even says who it's from. - I love magic!

0:01:11 > 0:01:15- She's here!- Who?

0:01:15 > 0:01:17The new girl, Enid Nightshade.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Come on!

0:01:28 > 0:01:31I don't get it. Why's this new girl such a big deal?

0:01:31 > 0:01:33- EXPLOSION - That's why.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37I knew we should have approached in stealth mode.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41They want a show, let's give them a show. Let's go.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44FIREWORKS AND EXPLOSIONS

0:01:46 > 0:01:48That's her. That's Enid.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51"Look at me! My parents are famous!"

0:01:51 > 0:01:53What a show-off!

0:01:57 > 0:02:00- Wow! - APPLAUSE

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Double chanting in five minutes. Don't be late.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23- I do hope you'll be happy here, Enid.- She's here to learn.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26- Make sure you do. - Well met, Mistress Nightshade.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Well met, Mr Nightshade.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Welcome to Cackle's Academy.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35And this must be Enid.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Well met.

0:02:41 > 0:02:46- If you'd like to follow me.- Come on, Millie, we're going to be late.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52And I heard they use solid gold cauldrons.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56Don't be stupid, Drusilla. Gold cauldrons would melt.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00I'm sorry, Ethel. I can be really thick sometimes.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02It's not your fault.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05It's just everyone's making such a fuss about Enid Nightshade

0:03:05 > 0:03:07and her stupid parents.

0:03:07 > 0:03:11T...totally. You're so right.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19- Well met. I'm Ethel Hallow. - Hey, Ethel.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Hi. Welcome to Cackle's.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23If there's anything you need to know,

0:03:23 > 0:03:29- I'm the best witch in year one.- Are you?- Yes. I should be head of year.

0:03:29 > 0:03:33Miss Hardbroom said so. Come with me. I'll get you your chanting book.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38MESSAGE ALERT

0:03:38 > 0:03:40MILDRED LAUGHS

0:03:42 > 0:03:46Mildred. Would you like to share the joke?

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Um...no.

0:03:49 > 0:03:50No!

0:03:54 > 0:04:01Maud Spellbody, Miss Cackle's office now.

0:04:01 > 0:04:07You mean you want ME to go and see her?

0:04:07 > 0:04:10Build this girl a gingerbread house. Out!

0:04:10 > 0:04:14Leave that thing here.

0:04:20 > 0:04:24Maglets are to be used for work not silly jokes.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27As head of year one, you need to set a better example.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Yes, Miss Cackle.

0:04:30 > 0:04:34Unless you want me to appoint Ethel Hallow instead.

0:04:34 > 0:04:38Ethel? No! You can't do that to us.

0:04:38 > 0:04:43I notice you said, "Us", not "Me". That's a good start.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Being a leader isn't about being the best.

0:04:49 > 0:04:54It's about looking after your team, bringing them closer together.

0:04:57 > 0:05:02I notice you year one girls tend to congregate under the main staircase.

0:05:02 > 0:05:08Well...we don't have a proper common room, so it's sort of our place.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Sort of?

0:05:11 > 0:05:14It IS our place.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17I suppose if I made it better,

0:05:17 > 0:05:21that would bring us together, wouldn't it?

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Now that sounds like the sort of thing a leader would do.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32TOGETHER: # Eye of toad, ear of bat

0:05:32 > 0:05:35# Tooth of wolf, tail of cat... #

0:05:35 > 0:05:39- Louder, girls, I can't hear you! - ENID SINGS LOUDLY:- # Fur of dog

0:05:39 > 0:05:43# Skin of worm, leg of frog

0:05:43 > 0:05:46# Drop them in, stir it up

0:05:46 > 0:05:51# Pour it in the silver cup. #

0:05:51 > 0:05:53MILDRED LAUGHS

0:05:53 > 0:05:58Mildred Hubble, you are making a mockery of the witching culture.

0:05:58 > 0:06:02- No, no, it's just Enid. - You were making fun of the new girl?

0:06:02 > 0:06:06- No, um...- Miss Bat. Miss Bat.- Yes?

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Perhaps Enid needs someone to look after her,

0:06:09 > 0:06:12to show her around, to help her settle in.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16An excellent idea!

0:06:16 > 0:06:18OK, thank you.

0:06:25 > 0:06:26I choose Mildred.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32- Her?!- Me?

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Mil... No, I don't think that's a good idea at all.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38I don't understand. Miss Cackle told Mummy

0:06:38 > 0:06:42that every single girl here is a hardworking, talented witch.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Did she say that?

0:06:44 > 0:06:48Oh, well, well, in that case, Mildred, from now on,

0:06:48 > 0:06:52Enid is your responsibility.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56BELL RINGS

0:07:01 > 0:07:03I'll show you the potions lab and...

0:07:03 > 0:07:05There's something I have to do first.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11Mildred Hubble is so fake, sucking up to Enid just cos she's a witch.

0:07:11 > 0:07:16- Yeah. Maud won't be happy when she finds out.- Maud...

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Maud, who took my place as head of year?

0:07:28 > 0:07:30What are you doing?

0:07:31 > 0:07:35"Hope it went OK with Cackle. Sorry I can't meet this lunchtime.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38"Have to show Enid around. See you later."

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Why are you reading Maud's messages?

0:07:42 > 0:07:46They're not Maud's now. They're mine.

0:07:46 > 0:07:50We can send messages to Mildred and she'll think they're from Maud.

0:08:02 > 0:08:06They can't have gone! Dad always stays for one last goodbye.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Not this time.

0:08:26 > 0:08:27You should be in class.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38MESSAGE ALERT

0:08:38 > 0:08:43It's from Ethel. "Meet me by the stairs ASAP. I need your help."

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Unbelievable! "Sorry, I'm busy."

0:08:53 > 0:08:54MESSAGE ALERT

0:08:54 > 0:08:56"Sorry, I'm busy"?

0:08:58 > 0:09:00"Busy with what?

0:09:00 > 0:09:03"I really need your help."

0:09:03 > 0:09:06MESSAGE ALERT

0:09:06 > 0:09:08KNOCK ON DOOR Come in.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11MONKEY SQUEAKS

0:09:11 > 0:09:13CAT MIAOWS

0:09:15 > 0:09:20- Where did YOU come from? - Hey, Mildred. Meet Muddles.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23- Muddles, this is Mildred. - Hi, Muddles.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25MUDDLES SQUEAKS

0:09:27 > 0:09:30He's gorgeous. But we're only allowed cats as pets.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33- It's the rules. - I like breaking rules.

0:09:33 > 0:09:37- This could get you expelled. - What, again?

0:09:37 > 0:09:40What do you mean "again"? How many schools have you been to?

0:09:42 > 0:09:4417.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Hi, Maud, what are you doing?

0:09:51 > 0:09:57Just wondering how can we make this place...better?

0:09:57 > 0:09:59What do you mean?

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Nothing.

0:10:05 > 0:10:06Have you seen Mildred?

0:10:08 > 0:10:13Yeah. She's been hanging out with Enid all morning.

0:10:15 > 0:10:21- What?- You can't blame Mildred. She's never met anyone famous before.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27You are not getting expelled from here.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30You're my responsibility and I'm still on trial myself,

0:10:30 > 0:10:33so just tell your parents to come and collect Muddles.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Oh, no! No!

0:10:37 > 0:10:40Muddles! Muddles!

0:10:40 > 0:10:44Less than a day! My fastest expulsion yet.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48You are not taking me down with you. You're going to get him back now!

0:10:48 > 0:10:51- Mildred.- Er...

0:10:53 > 0:10:55I can't believe you're too busy to help me.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57I'm about to get dumped as head of year.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00I will help you, it's just I can't right now.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03- Why?- Um...

0:11:05 > 0:11:08- ETHEL:- Knock, knock.- Go away, Ethel.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11Just wanted to see how Enid's settling in.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15She's fine, but we're busy.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19We've just, um, got to do something.

0:11:23 > 0:11:24Oh, no, you're coming with me.

0:11:27 > 0:11:31- It looks like someone's got a new best friend.- If you need to talk...

0:11:31 > 0:11:34Sorry, important head of year stuff to do.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44MUDDLES SQUEAKS

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Muddles! Muddles!

0:11:51 > 0:11:52There he is!

0:11:52 > 0:11:54MUDDLES SQUEAKS

0:11:56 > 0:11:58I'll get my broomstick.

0:12:02 > 0:12:07- Too late.- Where does that window lead?- Miss Cackle's office.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30It's good manners to share, you know.

0:12:36 > 0:12:40We can't just stand here waiting. We need to get to lessons.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43All right, I'll break in after class.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Break in?!

0:12:48 > 0:12:50I do apologise,

0:12:50 > 0:12:53but I really can't have random animals running around my school.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56I don't know where you came from,

0:12:56 > 0:12:58but they should have looked after you better.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01You'll be safe here for now and we'll bring you food and water.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Sorry it's a little cramped in here

0:13:03 > 0:13:06but it's just until we find out who you belong to.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37MESSAGE ALERT

0:13:40 > 0:13:42What's wrong?

0:13:42 > 0:13:47Maud. She says she's going to be cauldron partners with Ethel today.

0:13:47 > 0:13:51- So?- We're always cauldron partners.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55Why would she do this?

0:13:57 > 0:14:02Don't worry about Maud. You've got me now. Come on, cauldron partner.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12Don't worry about them. They aren't worth it, you know.

0:14:23 > 0:14:27- You can be MY cauldron partner today.- But, but, we...

0:14:27 > 0:14:28- MISS HARDBROOM:- Girls!

0:14:31 > 0:14:33To work.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36Today, we will be making a laughter potion.

0:14:36 > 0:14:40Timing is crucial in comedy,

0:14:40 > 0:14:44so be sure to stir it for exactly the right amount of time.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52POTION FIZZES

0:15:10 > 0:15:12POTION FIZZES

0:15:18 > 0:15:20SQUELCHING

0:15:23 > 0:15:27- Your turn.- No, no, I reckon we stirred it enough.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30POTIONS BUBBLE

0:15:40 > 0:15:42POTION FIZZES

0:15:44 > 0:15:47GIRLS LAUGH LOUDLY

0:15:55 > 0:15:57- LAUGHTER STOPS ABRUPTLY - Excellent.

0:15:57 > 0:16:01A textbook laughter potion.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05GIRLS LAUGH LOUDLY

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Well?

0:16:13 > 0:16:17MILDRED AND ENID LAUGH HALF-HEARTEDLY

0:16:17 > 0:16:21This is no laughter potion. What have you made?

0:16:23 > 0:16:25I see.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30Or rather...I don't.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36- I'm sorry, Miss Hardbroom. - Nought out of ten.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42At least we learnt how to make an invisibility potion.

0:16:42 > 0:16:47So we'll use that to break in. I can't leave Stormy there all night.

0:16:47 > 0:16:51- Who's Stormy?- My cat! I changed him into Muddles for a laugh.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53For a laugh?!

0:16:53 > 0:16:57It's only a one-day spell. He'll change back at dawn.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00- You have to help me.- I can't believe you did that to your own cat.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03- He doesn't mind. - The spell's wearing off.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06All right, I'll help you.

0:17:08 > 0:17:09Maud.

0:17:12 > 0:17:13What do you want?

0:17:14 > 0:17:17I just want to talk.

0:17:18 > 0:17:24- All right.- Really? You're going to forgive her just like that?

0:17:24 > 0:17:29Of course, if you're happy to settle for second best.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32Actually, I'm busy right now. Sorry.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35- Esmerelda. - MAUD CLEARS HER THROAT

0:17:35 > 0:17:39I need to talk to you, you know, as one head of year to another.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42Sure. Anything I can do to help.

0:17:52 > 0:17:53KNOCK ON DOOR

0:17:53 > 0:17:55Maud?

0:17:58 > 0:18:01- Oh, it's you. - We'll get Muddles back. Cheer up.

0:18:01 > 0:18:05- It's a good plan, it will work. - It's not that. It's Maud.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10Can't you just talk to her?

0:18:18 > 0:18:19One last try.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23What are you saying to her?

0:18:25 > 0:18:26Everything.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29I'm telling her everything.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33MESSAGE ALERT

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Mildred's going to break into Miss Cackle's study tonight.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47If she gets caught, she's bound to be expelled.

0:18:49 > 0:18:50Is Maud your best friend now?

0:18:52 > 0:18:53No.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58She could be. Ow!

0:19:00 > 0:19:02Mildred's played right into my hands.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05She'll get expelled and I'll steal her friend.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08Just need to make sure she gets caught.

0:19:16 > 0:19:21- There's not a lot left.- That's OK. I'll lick the cauldron.- Really?

0:19:24 > 0:19:26All right!

0:19:37 > 0:19:39- Hello, kitty. - CAT MIAOWS

0:19:39 > 0:19:43Shh! Just because we're invisible doesn't mean we can't be heard.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47CAT MIAOWS

0:19:57 > 0:19:59- CAT MIAOWS - What's the time?

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Extra creamy milk for you.

0:20:02 > 0:20:03Good girl.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17FOOTSTEPS Ssh.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Grab the lamp.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37MISS CACKLE SNORES

0:20:48 > 0:20:50I can't believe she didn't wake up.

0:20:50 > 0:20:55- I know, with the way you were thumping about.- I was NOT thumping!

0:20:55 > 0:20:58- Ssh, you'll wake the whole school. - Sorry.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04We're in!

0:21:08 > 0:21:10Muddles! Where is he?

0:21:10 > 0:21:14- She probably put him in the confiscation cupboard.- Where's that?

0:21:14 > 0:21:20- All I know is it has a secret door. - Fun! I'll find it.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25Here we go.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30It's much bigger on the inside.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Muddles, there you are! I've missed you!

0:21:32 > 0:21:34MUDDLES SQUEAKS

0:21:34 > 0:21:39- OK, you've got him. Let's go.- Wait a minute. Look at all this stuff.

0:21:39 > 0:21:44Magical fireworks - writes rude slogans across the sky.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46We haven't got time for this!

0:21:46 > 0:21:50Fart potions! A timeless classic!

0:21:50 > 0:21:51DOOR SLAMS

0:21:51 > 0:21:54Fake collapsing teachers' chairs.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56- Enid, was that you?- No.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02- Ah, it won't open!- Let me try.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04DOOR RATTLES

0:22:06 > 0:22:08- You're right. Somebody shut us in. - They can't have!

0:22:08 > 0:22:10There has to be some way to get out.

0:22:14 > 0:22:18- We can always burn the door down. - No, it's too dangerous.- Suppose so.

0:22:18 > 0:22:21Well, it's been nice knowing you, Mildred Hubble.

0:22:21 > 0:22:22Oh, something's happening.

0:22:22 > 0:22:28- I think the invisibility potion's wearing off.- Yes, it must be time.

0:22:28 > 0:22:31Anyway, where do you think they'll send you next?

0:22:31 > 0:22:34I suppose I'll just have to go back to normal school.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36What do you mean, normal school?

0:22:36 > 0:22:39I mean normal, where they don't teach magic.

0:22:39 > 0:22:43- Why would they send you there? - No-one in my family's magical.

0:22:44 > 0:22:47You mean you got into this school all on your own?

0:22:48 > 0:22:52- On a trial basis, remember. - Oh, yeah.

0:22:54 > 0:22:58- Sorry, I didn't mean to get you thrown out.- I know.

0:23:03 > 0:23:08- You had a bicycle? A real one? - It really isn't that exciting.

0:23:09 > 0:23:14Not when you're used to it. Um, I'd much rather be here.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17I've learned magic, I've made good friends.

0:23:17 > 0:23:23- Didn't you have friends before? - Well, yes, but nobody like Maud.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29- Or, or you. - You don't have to say that.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Didn't say it was a GOOD thing!

0:23:38 > 0:23:40- The spell's worn off. - CAT MIAOWS

0:23:40 > 0:23:43- It must be morning.- Our last day.

0:23:44 > 0:23:47I heard a noise in the night, you see,

0:23:47 > 0:23:50and I found Mildred and Enid in the confiscation cupboard. I...

0:23:52 > 0:23:54I thought it was safest to shut them in.

0:23:56 > 0:24:00Ready? FOOTSTEPS

0:24:02 > 0:24:06- Er...Maud, Drusilla, how...? - Drusilla told me what Ethel did.

0:24:06 > 0:24:11- Just don't tell Ethel, OK?- OK.

0:24:12 > 0:24:13Thank you.

0:24:32 > 0:24:36DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

0:24:53 > 0:24:58Next time you have a bad dream, I suggest you keep it to yourself.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01It wasn't a dream.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06You have already interrupted my sleep.

0:25:06 > 0:25:10Now you are trying my patience. 1,000 lines.

0:25:12 > 0:25:16- So, the messages I got... - They were all from Ethel.

0:25:16 > 0:25:21- And all of your messages went to her.- I should have known.

0:25:22 > 0:25:26- I am sorry I wasn't there when you needed me.- That's OK.

0:25:26 > 0:25:30Actually, I've had an idea, but I need you to make it work.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35- Can you help me?- Course I will. - Look what I've got!

0:25:37 > 0:25:41- Where did you get all that lot? - Dad always gives me a load of tuck.

0:25:41 > 0:25:43Now, who's up for a dawn feast?

0:25:47 > 0:25:49Where did you get all this stuff?

0:25:49 > 0:25:51Esmerelda got it from the prefects' room.

0:25:51 > 0:25:54They've got loads of spare stuff in there.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56But that's not the most important bit.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59Look.

0:26:03 > 0:26:07- You drew that?- No, Mildred did.

0:26:08 > 0:26:12Miss Cackle will never let you deface the school with THAT thing!

0:26:14 > 0:26:16Actually, she thinks it's brilliant

0:26:16 > 0:26:19and I'll have my maglet back now, thanks.

0:26:29 > 0:26:30Where's mine?

0:26:32 > 0:26:36- I'm confiscating it.- You can't!

0:26:36 > 0:26:39I'm head of year so, yes, I can.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43LAUGHTER

0:26:48 > 0:26:49You put ME in the picture.

0:26:49 > 0:26:53Don't worry, if you get expelled, I'll just paint you out.

0:26:55 > 0:26:58I was thinking... Maybe I won't.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02Won't what?

0:27:03 > 0:27:07Won't get expelled. Now I've got a reason not to.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10I've got a friend.

0:27:11 > 0:27:12Two friends.