Tortoise Trouble

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0:00:32 > 0:00:33Woohoo!

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Don't worry, Tabby.

0:00:36 > 0:00:37We can do this.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50Maud!

0:00:50 > 0:00:51Enid!

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Well met.

0:00:53 > 0:00:54Wait for me!

0:00:56 > 0:00:57Wait, Mil!

0:00:57 > 0:00:58Look out for the...

0:01:01 > 0:01:02..tree.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09You nailed it!

0:01:09 > 0:01:10I might have been practising.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20This year is going to be so different.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23No more crash landings.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25No more clumsy mistakes.

0:01:27 > 0:01:28No more disasters.

0:01:31 > 0:01:35This time, it's going to be brilliant!

0:01:42 > 0:01:45My project!

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Is it supposed to be able to fly?

0:01:48 > 0:01:50No!

0:01:50 > 0:01:52You go on without me.

0:01:56 > 0:01:57- Ah!- Oh!

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Sorry, Ethel.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03I think I'm just a bit nervous.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Of what?

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Flying.

0:02:07 > 0:02:08Falling off.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Miss Hardbroom yelling at me.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Losing my powers like poor Esmeralda.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15Sybil, you're a Hallow, aren't you?

0:02:16 > 0:02:19Then you'll be absolutely fine...

0:02:28 > 0:02:29I hope Milly holds up.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39It's great to be back!

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Come on, girls, hurry up.

0:02:54 > 0:02:55First day at Cackle's.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57I think I'm going to explode!

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Please don't. This uniform's brand-new.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02You're the funny one from selection day.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Am I?

0:03:04 > 0:03:05Well met.

0:03:05 > 0:03:06I'm...

0:03:06 > 0:03:07CAT MEOWS

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Beatrice Punch. Bea for short.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12Clarice Twig. Well met, Bea for short.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22- Where do first-years go? - First-years, this way.

0:03:22 > 0:03:23On the left.

0:03:23 > 0:03:24Here they come.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26The future of witchcraft.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29I admire your positivity after last year.

0:03:29 > 0:03:33Precisely. We couldn't possibly have a debacle like that again.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38This time, it's going to be brilliant.

0:03:48 > 0:03:49Well met, sisters.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Ethel, that's mine.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Your project nearly took my head off.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Sorry. Let me help you up.

0:03:59 > 0:04:03Ah-h-h!

0:04:03 > 0:04:08Now, you may recall we had a few security issues last term.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Ah-h-h!

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Let me assure you all, however,

0:04:12 > 0:04:14that every possible step has been taken

0:04:14 > 0:04:17to ensure the school is 100%...

0:04:17 > 0:04:19STUDENTS GASP

0:04:21 > 0:04:22..safe.

0:04:22 > 0:04:23Ah-h-h!

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Just the whole school looking, then.

0:04:37 > 0:04:38No big deal.

0:04:38 > 0:04:43Welcome back, Mildred Hubble.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Shouldn't we do something to help?

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Mildred's way beyond help.

0:04:53 > 0:04:58She thinks she's come up with a spell that makes animals talk.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Find your mistress.

0:05:04 > 0:05:05There's a good broom.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15OK.

0:05:22 > 0:05:23Oh, come on.

0:05:32 > 0:05:36Upside down, inside out, scream and shout, get me out.

0:05:43 > 0:05:44I am really sorry Miss Cackle.

0:05:44 > 0:05:48My project flew off, and then there was a tile loose...

0:05:48 > 0:05:50No harm done, Mildred.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Now, where was I?

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Ah, yes.

0:05:56 > 0:05:57Safety.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01BUILDING CRACKS

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Well met.

0:06:04 > 0:06:08BUILDING KEEPS CRACKING

0:06:10 > 0:06:13We clearly got some work to do on the roof.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Apart from that, I'm certain

0:06:20 > 0:06:25you really couldn't be more protected than here at Cackle's.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31STUDENTS SCREAM

0:06:40 > 0:06:43The school just collapsed.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Didn't it, Miss Hardbroom?

0:06:46 > 0:06:49I believe it did, Miss Cackle.

0:07:11 > 0:07:15I've used an extra strong binding spell on the walls.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18The rest of the school isn't going anywhere.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Any idea what caused it?

0:07:23 > 0:07:26I've just destroyed the school -

0:07:26 > 0:07:28in the first five minutes of term.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Don't flatter yourself.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32You're nowhere near that powerful.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34And it was only the east wing.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38- Here.- Thanks for catching it.

0:07:38 > 0:07:39With your face.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Haven't even started my project. Have to wing it.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50I've researched this really crafty spell.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Took me most of the holidays to get it working,

0:07:52 > 0:07:54but I'm really proud of it.

0:07:54 > 0:07:55Let's see.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57I want to surprise you in class.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59It'll be worth the wait, I promise.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Leftover bad magic,

0:08:04 > 0:08:08from Agatha's annihilation spell last term.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13But we reversed it.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Traces were hidden deep in the walls.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18The flagpole coming out caused a chain reaction.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22Thank goodness for Mildred's aerial predicament.

0:08:22 > 0:08:23Indeed.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26It could have spread through the entire school if left unchecked.

0:08:26 > 0:08:30We'll have to remove it. Stone by stone.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32We can't rebuild until it's gone.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Space will be tight for a while.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36But we'll manage.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Keep calm, and witch on.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Sybil Hallow? They've got us in with you.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Our bedrooms were annihilated.

0:08:49 > 0:08:50Well met.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52She's Clarice. I'm Beatrice.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55- You can call me Bea. - You can call me Clarice.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58She's weird, but nice. Don't worry.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02You're head of year one, aren't you?

0:09:02 > 0:09:05- Congrats.- Thanks.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Is Esmeralda Hallow your big sister?

0:09:08 > 0:09:10You've heard about her?

0:09:10 > 0:09:12People are saying she lost her magic.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15She didn't lose it.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17She was tricked into giving it away.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19And then she couldn't get it back.

0:09:19 > 0:09:20Are you OK?

0:09:22 > 0:09:25Just now, my other sister got knocked clean off her broom,

0:09:25 > 0:09:27and then the school fell down.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29She's not OK.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32This place is really scary.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35- Go home, then.- I can't.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37My mum's even scarier.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40I guess I just have to stay here, and be brave.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42I think I can help with that.

0:09:56 > 0:09:57Hmm.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Don't reckon much to the view.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02Shh! Pets are banned, remember?

0:10:02 > 0:10:03I have to hide you.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Not one more word until I present my project.

0:10:06 > 0:10:07No problemo.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10- Einstein?- Sorry, last one.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13- Oh, that was another.- Shh!

0:10:13 > 0:10:14Sorry.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Everyone's talking about Esmeralda.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Is it true she's not magic any more?

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Mother told us not to say anything.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31But she isn't coming back?

0:10:31 > 0:10:33Not for now, no.

0:10:33 > 0:10:34It must be strange.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Especially with Drusilla changing schools.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40I heard she's at Pentangle's now.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Really? She's so lucky.

0:10:42 > 0:10:47I know, right? Miss Pentangle is everything.

0:10:47 > 0:10:48Oh, no.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Oh, foaming frog spawn!

0:10:51 > 0:10:53- No!- What?

0:10:53 > 0:10:56My holiday project for HB.

0:10:56 > 0:10:57It's not here!

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Tell me how it happened, again?

0:11:03 > 0:11:06Hide-and-seek with my cousin Henry.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Magical hide-and-seek is epic.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Which means things can go wrong.

0:11:10 > 0:11:14I thought he'd never find me with a different face.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16I'm still me...

0:11:16 > 0:11:18- ..underneath.- Obviously.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20I'd know you anywhere.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23- You didn't change anything over the holidays, did you?- No.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26I just went on a world tour with Mum and Dad!

0:11:26 > 0:11:28It was like watching pondweed dry.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31We visited the Natural Witchery Museum.

0:11:31 > 0:11:32Very educational.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Followed by a broomstick whisking trip over Niagara Falls.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37- Nice.- What about you?

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Caravan holiday.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41As in camels?

0:11:41 > 0:11:42Across the Sahara?

0:11:42 > 0:11:46As in Wales, across the A48.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Really? How did you get there?

0:11:48 > 0:11:51- On a bus.- An actual bus?

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Yep. Just a normal, actual bus.

0:11:54 > 0:11:58That settles it. Next break, we're staying with you.

0:12:01 > 0:12:02My dad made it.

0:12:02 > 0:12:04Helps boost your confidence.

0:12:05 > 0:12:09Hallows aren't supposed to need help with things.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11Everyone does sometimes.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18You didn't pack my project.

0:12:18 > 0:12:19Hello. I'm...

0:12:19 > 0:12:22I told you to get the folder next to Mum's cauldron,

0:12:22 > 0:12:23and put in my trunk.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Can't your mum just transfer it?

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Tell her we left it behind?

0:12:27 > 0:12:28Are you insane?

0:12:28 > 0:12:31Sybil, have you any idea what HB's going to do to me

0:12:31 > 0:12:35- when I turn up without my... - You left it behind.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37Excuse me?

0:12:37 > 0:12:39I packed it in your trunk.

0:12:39 > 0:12:40You took it out again

0:12:40 > 0:12:42when you decided my packing wasn't neat enough.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45If you forgot it, that's your fault.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51Did I really just say that?

0:12:51 > 0:12:53Your father makes excellent potions.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00So, you got off to a sticky start.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Sounds like your flying was on point, though.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05Enid and Maud were super impressed.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08Told you all those hours we put in would be worth it.

0:13:08 > 0:13:09Thanks, Mum.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12- And are you ready for your project? - Can't wait.

0:13:12 > 0:13:13I've made an extra potion

0:13:13 > 0:13:15in case people want to give it a try themselves.

0:13:15 > 0:13:19Nobody's going to be talking about the school falling down, then.

0:13:19 > 0:13:20You think?

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Come on.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26VOICE SPEAKS IN THE DISTANCE

0:13:35 > 0:13:36Go on, Tabby.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Be a sport.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Grab us a bit of cabbage.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Maybe a carrot.

0:13:42 > 0:13:43No-one would miss it.

0:13:46 > 0:13:47Come on, Tabby.

0:13:56 > 0:13:57Hello.

0:13:57 > 0:13:59Got any food on you?

0:14:00 > 0:14:02Oops. Forget I said that.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04And that.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Mildred's spell!

0:14:07 > 0:14:08It worked.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11Uh oh.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21Wait. Maud, are you going first?

0:14:21 > 0:14:23I don't know.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Are you?

0:14:25 > 0:14:27- Aren't you worried about winging it?- No.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30Not being able to think of something,

0:14:30 > 0:14:32made me think of something.

0:14:33 > 0:14:34Silence!

0:14:40 > 0:14:43You will each present your project.

0:14:43 > 0:14:49Marks are awarded for originality, flair and difficulty.

0:14:50 > 0:14:55The highest scoring witch wins a prize of my choosing.

0:14:57 > 0:14:58Begin.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07OK, so my project is all about...

0:15:11 > 0:15:14How to get your brain fizzing when you haven't got a clue.

0:15:14 > 0:15:18Why just have one hair colour, when you can have every hair colour?

0:15:18 > 0:15:20You simply sprinkle the potion, like this.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26Tap your head, like this.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29Chant the words at the top of your voice, and...

0:15:29 > 0:15:32A convenient, portable broomstick for any occasion.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38You get the perfect idea every time!

0:15:39 > 0:15:41Rainbow hair!

0:15:46 > 0:15:47Next.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53I'd like to share a very important magical breakthrough.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Which I, Ethel Hallow,

0:15:55 > 0:15:58discovered during my extensive research over the holidays.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Meet Cyril, everyone.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Pleased to make your acquaintance.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04STUDENTS GASP IN AWE

0:16:04 > 0:16:05- Wow.- That's amazing.

0:16:20 > 0:16:21Glad I didn't miss this.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24Nothing scary about getting a cat.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27Nope. Not one thing.

0:16:30 > 0:16:36CATS MEOW

0:16:42 > 0:16:44You have to be very precise with the talking equation.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47- Miss Hardbroom! - No questions until Ethel's finished.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50Once you've worked out the potion to surface area ratio, however,

0:16:50 > 0:16:53it should work on almost any small animal.

0:16:53 > 0:16:54Don't see why not.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Miss Hardbroom!

0:16:56 > 0:16:59That really is a fascinating discovery, Ethel.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02- Miss Hardbroom!- Yes, Mildred.

0:17:02 > 0:17:03That's my spell!

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Bea vanished into thin air.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13I'm not afraid of that.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Witches vanish all the time.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Not first-years, though.

0:17:17 > 0:17:18So, you're scared now?

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Just think we should go and find her.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22Ethel must've stolen it.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24I can prove it, Miss Hardbroom. Look!

0:17:27 > 0:17:30I had hoped you'd be taking this year seriously.

0:17:32 > 0:17:36Clearly, some things never change.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38But there was a whole project in there.

0:17:38 > 0:17:39I swear it!

0:17:39 > 0:17:41And I made Einstein talk.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43He'll tell you himself!

0:17:48 > 0:17:51She stole my tortoise, too.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53You brought a pet tortoise to school?

0:17:53 > 0:17:54Isn't that against the rules?

0:17:54 > 0:17:57Mildred Hubble, if this is an elaborate attempt

0:17:57 > 0:17:59to cover-up the fact that you haven't done the work...

0:17:59 > 0:18:01I did it, I promise.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03And Einstein wasn't a pet,

0:18:03 > 0:18:05he was part of my project.

0:18:05 > 0:18:06Mildred...

0:18:06 > 0:18:09Cast the spell. Prove it.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12Perhaps, if I could show you.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16Pitter patter, chitter chatter,

0:18:16 > 0:18:18oink or gobble, we can natter.

0:18:18 > 0:18:22Croak, meow, bark or tweet, you were silent, now you speak.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Ugh, I wish they'd keep the noise down.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32I was having a snooze.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34Sid, I think they heard you.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36No, they didn't.

0:18:36 > 0:18:37We did...

0:18:37 > 0:18:38..actually.

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Wow. Hello.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45Could you let me out of this jar, please?

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Yes, what she said.

0:18:47 > 0:18:48Save us from HB.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50She's a monster!

0:18:55 > 0:18:56Bea!

0:18:58 > 0:19:00Bea, come out, wherever you are.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02Bea!

0:19:02 > 0:19:03Hello!

0:19:03 > 0:19:05Hello, down there!

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Help!

0:19:07 > 0:19:11- Hello?- I think I've been kidnapped.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Any chance you could get me down?

0:19:17 > 0:19:24ANIMALS CHATTER

0:19:24 > 0:19:25OK, Einstein was never that loud.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28I'm not sure what went wrong.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31You used magic in anger.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33That's what went wrong.

0:19:33 > 0:19:34Sorry, Miss Hardbroom.

0:19:34 > 0:19:38However, you have proven yourself

0:19:38 > 0:19:42as the girl who attempted to copy Ethel's project.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45Miss Cackle will decide what to do with you.

0:20:10 > 0:20:15No offence, but you look a little unbalanced.

0:20:15 > 0:20:16I'm a first-year.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Still learning.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20Ooh, careful.

0:20:20 > 0:20:21Hello.

0:20:23 > 0:20:24Hello.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27Oh, you found us.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29It was supposed to be the other way around.

0:20:29 > 0:20:33I heard you looking, but I was embarrassed.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35I've got...

0:20:35 > 0:20:39..asthma. It transfers me around sometimes when it gets bad.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42What's she doing up there?

0:20:42 > 0:20:43Just rescuing a tortoise.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46She's fearless now, thanks to you.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53Cheating is a very serious allegation.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55I swear on Tabby's life, I didn't do it.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59We shall have to talk to both of you.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01See if we can't get to the bottom of it.

0:21:01 > 0:21:02Come on.

0:21:09 > 0:21:13Well, knock me down...

0:21:13 > 0:21:15..with a Lily pad.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20Whatever did you land on?

0:21:24 > 0:21:25Mildred.

0:21:29 > 0:21:34For the most imaginative and unusual holiday project,

0:21:34 > 0:21:37I declare Ethel Hallow the winner.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41- ETHEL'S PET:- Congratulations.

0:21:42 > 0:21:43This is so unfair.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45What are we going to do?

0:21:53 > 0:21:55We need to find that tortoise.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58I never thought I'd see the day.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00What is it, Miss Cackle?

0:22:00 > 0:22:05Something very special, indeed.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08Do you disappear every time you sneeze?

0:22:08 > 0:22:12Yes. Unfortunately.

0:22:12 > 0:22:14Well, we covered for you.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17Broomsticks crossed, no-one missed us.

0:22:17 > 0:22:18But what if it happens again?

0:22:18 > 0:22:21You can't just keep disappearing at the drop of a hat.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29- Hand it over.- What?

0:22:29 > 0:22:31You know what. We used a tracking spell.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34I think she means me.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41Busted, tortoise-handed.

0:22:41 > 0:22:42Oh, dear.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48Miss Cackle!

0:22:57 > 0:22:58What's happened now?

0:22:58 > 0:23:01They found something awesome in the ruins.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07So, the second-years hate us now.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09For helping a defenceless animal?

0:23:09 > 0:23:12They might think I was in on it with Ethel.

0:23:12 > 0:23:13But you weren't.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18Can I have some more of your dad's confidence potion?

0:23:18 > 0:23:20Actually, I made that.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22Really? What was in it?

0:23:23 > 0:23:24Water.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26Magic water?

0:23:26 > 0:23:28No, just water water.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32I stood up to my sister.

0:23:32 > 0:23:33Yep.

0:23:33 > 0:23:37I flew to the top of the tallest tree I've...

0:23:37 > 0:23:38..ever seen.

0:23:38 > 0:23:42Yes. And you didn't need magic to do any of it.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44You did it all by yourself.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46Isn't that amazing?

0:23:46 > 0:23:48- No.- No?

0:23:48 > 0:23:52No. It's not amazing. It's..

0:23:52 > 0:23:53...petrifying.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55I could have been seriously hurt.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Come closer, everyone.

0:24:02 > 0:24:04That's it.

0:24:05 > 0:24:09I'd like to present to you all,

0:24:09 > 0:24:12the founding stone of the school.

0:24:12 > 0:24:15Set down by the first Miss Cackle centuries ago,

0:24:15 > 0:24:17when the school was built.

0:24:17 > 0:24:20It's what makes a magical school magical.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22The collapse revealed it.

0:24:22 > 0:24:25No living person has ever seen one before.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27Doesn't look all that to me.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30This stone is a source of great power,

0:24:30 > 0:24:32and it deserves your respect.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34Who said that?

0:24:35 > 0:24:38Um, I did.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41Maud Spellbody...

0:24:41 > 0:24:43is that a tortoise?

0:24:44 > 0:24:47Yes, Miss Hardbroom.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49A talking one.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57She snatched me from under the bed,

0:24:57 > 0:25:01used a spell to copy Mildred's project,

0:25:01 > 0:25:04and dumped it in the kitchen bin.

0:25:04 > 0:25:09Then she flew out to the woods and hid me in a tree!

0:25:09 > 0:25:11Is this true?

0:25:11 > 0:25:13No, Miss Hardbroom.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15And you can't take his word for it.

0:25:15 > 0:25:16He's a tortoise.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18You do have a point,

0:25:18 > 0:25:21which is why we're going to pay a visit to the bins.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Keep looking, Ethel.

0:25:28 > 0:25:31You're going to turn over every old tea bag and fish skin

0:25:31 > 0:25:34- until we have a definitive answer. - I can see it! Right at the back.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36- Look!- There. There it is.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38I can tell from the green ink.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48I'm sorry. I did my own.

0:25:48 > 0:25:49And it was excellent.

0:25:49 > 0:25:51But I forgot it.

0:25:51 > 0:25:52I didn't want my mother to find out

0:25:52 > 0:25:56because she's been so worried about Esme.

0:25:57 > 0:26:01We have a zero tolerance approach to plagiarism.

0:26:01 > 0:26:04Rest assured, she will be punished, Mildred.

0:26:09 > 0:26:10How many lines?

0:26:12 > 0:26:13250,000.

0:26:14 > 0:26:16To start off with.

0:26:16 > 0:26:17You made him speak.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19Chop chop.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22I must not steal other people's ideas.

0:26:24 > 0:26:25Best handwriting.

0:26:25 > 0:26:27Begin.

0:26:28 > 0:26:29You should've seen Ethel.

0:26:29 > 0:26:34Covered in bin juice, face like she'd eaten mouldy porridge.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38Your prize -

0:26:38 > 0:26:40toadstools in crow saliva.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42Use them sparingly.

0:26:42 > 0:26:43I won?

0:26:44 > 0:26:47I re-marked the holiday projects in light of recent events.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49So, yes,

0:26:49 > 0:26:51you are now...

0:26:54 > 0:26:56..the winner.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59Do not let it go to your head.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03We're so proud of you, Mil.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06I'm just proud of Einstein.

0:27:06 > 0:27:08Shame he has to go home.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10I think I'll like it better there.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13This school is a bit too exciting for me.

0:27:16 > 0:27:19But have a brilliant term, Mildred.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21You know what? I think I might.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28Fire drill, quick!

0:27:29 > 0:27:32We will shortly be welcoming a new teacher.

0:27:32 > 0:27:35Are you ready to have some fun?

0:27:35 > 0:27:37- Mil, you've got something on your back.- What?

0:27:37 > 0:27:40I set a self-activating friendship trap.

0:27:40 > 0:27:41We don't need power.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43We need...

0:27:43 > 0:27:44..fire.