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0:00:02 > 0:00:04TORTOISE BEATBOXES

0:00:04 > 0:00:05Huh?

0:00:05 > 0:00:08THEY SING IN SCAT STYLE

0:00:11 > 0:00:13Hmmm!

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Urgh!

0:00:26 > 0:00:27SPLASH!

0:00:27 > 0:00:29THEY SING A CRESCENDO

0:00:29 > 0:00:30Shut up.

0:00:32 > 0:00:33It's Monday morning at the zoo,

0:00:33 > 0:00:37and all the animals are having an absolute blast.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39BANG! Whoa!

0:00:39 > 0:00:42- That's not the kind of blast I was talking about, Hank.- Huh?

0:00:42 > 0:00:44And should you really be playing with firecrackers?

0:00:44 > 0:00:46I don't know what you're talking about.

0:00:46 > 0:00:47- You do know they're dangerous, Hank.- What?

0:00:47 > 0:00:50You're supposed to be a safe distance away from them.

0:00:50 > 0:00:51- What's a safe distance? - BANG!

0:00:51 > 0:00:54- Not that.- What?- Hmmm. Well...

0:00:54 > 0:00:56- BANG! - Have a nice day.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59Just make sure you tidy that up.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Keeping things clean and tidy is an important daily part

0:01:02 > 0:01:04of daily life at the zoo.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07There's snakes to scrub...

0:01:07 > 0:01:10baboons to buff...

0:01:10 > 0:01:12penguins to polish...

0:01:13 > 0:01:15and elephants to...

0:01:15 > 0:01:16Well, I can't think of anything.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19- Any thoughts, Jim?- Sorry?

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Baboons to buff, penguins to polish, elephants to...

0:01:21 > 0:01:25This? Yeah, pretty much. Can't think of one bigger.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27What?

0:01:27 > 0:01:30Anyway, over in the tapir den, keeper Brian is...

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Brian? Brian, what are you doing? That's disgusting!

0:01:33 > 0:01:36- I'm cleaning out the tapir pond. - Oh. Yeah, of course.

0:01:36 > 0:01:40Yeah, that's...that's exactly what I thought you were doing.

0:01:40 > 0:01:45Anyway, today is a special day in the world of keeping things clean,

0:01:45 > 0:01:49because today is inspection day.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Tell us more, Brian.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Yeah, we've got one of our inspections.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57If you don't pass that, then your licence is revoked, and therefore

0:01:57 > 0:02:00- you can't exist as a zoo any more, so...- Wow.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03The licence could be revoked. That's pretty serious.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06So the zoo could be closed down.

0:02:06 > 0:02:07Yes.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10- You missed a bit.- Eh?

0:02:10 > 0:02:12No, nothing. Don't worry about it.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15Every year, the inspector calls.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17He starts at one end of the zoo...

0:02:17 > 0:02:21Hello, sir. Welcome, sir. I hope you find everything in order, sir.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23I like your tie. You're very handsome.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26- Has anyone ever told you that? - Oh, you creep!

0:02:26 > 0:02:28..and always ends up with the gorillas.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30This will be a walk in the park.

0:02:30 > 0:02:35Each enclosure is given a pass or fail, depending on how clean it is.

0:02:35 > 0:02:36Pass.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39First up is the penguins.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42- Oh, I've got to go! I've got to go, boys!- Steve, Steve, no! Hold it in.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Just wait. He's nearly done.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47- Guys, I've really got to go. - Steve, no! Steve, come on!

0:02:47 > 0:02:49The path's just been cleaned, Steve!

0:02:49 > 0:02:53- I'm not going to be able to hold it! - You can hold it in, just 30 seconds!

0:02:53 > 0:02:56- Very good. That's a pass. - PENGUINS:- Hooray!

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Well done, boys. Off you go, Steve.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01- O-o-o-o-oh! - SPLAT!

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Getting each enclosure ready for the inspection

0:03:03 > 0:03:06is a big and important job.

0:03:06 > 0:03:07But some jobs are more...

0:03:07 > 0:03:10bigger and more importanter than others.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Tell us more, Matt.

0:03:12 > 0:03:16OK, so the biggest cleaning job is probably cleaning our giraffe beds.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19I would say it's probably the least favourite as well, and it'll take

0:03:19 > 0:03:23a team of about seven or ten keepers all day to clean out.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26But although it's the biggest cleaning job at the zoo,

0:03:26 > 0:03:29the giraffe enclosure should be a definite pass,

0:03:29 > 0:03:32thanks to the army of keepers on hand to...

0:03:32 > 0:03:34- Oh! Hello, Jim.- Hi.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37- Just...just you then, huh?- Yeah. Everyone will be coming along,

0:03:37 > 0:03:39as they sort of finish what they're doing,

0:03:39 > 0:03:42- they'll come in and help me, so... - Right.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45- Hopefully I'm not going to be here too long on my own.- Hmm. You hope.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47- You're not going to help?- Uh, no, um... Well, cos, you know,

0:03:47 > 0:03:50I mean, ordinarily, yes, of course I'd help, Jim,

0:03:50 > 0:03:53but I've...I've forgotten my...wheelbarrow. Ahem!

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Over on Gorilla Island,

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Jurgen really doesn't know why everyone gets so excited.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01I really don't know why everyone gets so excited.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04- I said that. - We always pass the inspection.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06You say that, but it is pretty messy round here.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08- BANG! - Urgh!

0:04:08 > 0:04:11- And firecrackers in the enclosure are an instant fail, Hank!- Sorry!

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Gah!

0:04:13 > 0:04:15But even if we fail, it's no big deal.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Yeah, not normally, but this year it's different.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20- Brian said the licence could be revoked.- What?!

0:04:20 > 0:04:22The licence will be revoked?!

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Oh, no!

0:04:25 > 0:04:27What does that actually mean, though?

0:04:27 > 0:04:30It means that any enclosure that isn't totally spotless could be

0:04:30 > 0:04:33closed down! Over! Caput! Finito!

0:04:33 > 0:04:37- Oh!- And you know what that means. - More bananas?

0:04:37 > 0:04:40No! If this enclosure isn't completely spotless,

0:04:40 > 0:04:43- we'll be kicked out! - Oh!- We'd be homeless!

0:04:43 > 0:04:48Scavenging for our food! We'll be gone! Over! Caput! Finito!

0:04:48 > 0:04:52- Yes, I get it, Jeffrey. - Look! This place is a tip!

0:04:52 > 0:04:56There's rubbish everywhere, the house is full of trees. And Hank...

0:04:56 > 0:04:58- BANG! Argh!- What?

0:04:58 > 0:05:02- Stop fiddling with those firecrackers!- I am not...

0:05:02 > 0:05:04- BANG! - No! Definitely not!

0:05:04 > 0:05:05They're dangerous!

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Anyway, if we want to definitely pass the inspection,

0:05:08 > 0:05:10we need to get cleaning.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Yes! No. What?

0:05:13 > 0:05:14Dudes, chill out.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16We don't need to lift a finger.

0:05:16 > 0:05:20- That's the keepers' job, remember?- Normally, yes.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23But have you seen how dirty the giraffe house is?

0:05:23 > 0:05:25And Jim's over there on his own!

0:05:25 > 0:05:28At this rate, the keepers won't get here in time!

0:05:28 > 0:05:32- I think we should make a start, at least.- Oh, Jeffrey.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Dave is right. We should just chill.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37We've got nothing to worry about.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40Argh!

0:05:40 > 0:05:43As the inspector continues his rounds, over in the

0:05:43 > 0:05:46tamarin enclosure, evil genius Brutus has hatched a plan.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:05:49 > 0:05:52- I have hatched a plan! - I've already said that.

0:05:52 > 0:05:53- Oh.- Well, what is it, then?

0:05:53 > 0:05:55- Martin...- Nyaaaa-nyaaa!

0:05:55 > 0:05:59..and I have spent the entire morning trashing our enclosure.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Wow. Well, it doesn't sound like one of your best plans.

0:06:08 > 0:06:12- You know there's an inspection going on?- Exactly.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15Right at this very moment, all the keepers are busy

0:06:15 > 0:06:17cleaning up our mess.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Which means there's no-one there to help Jim.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21It'll take him all day.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25So no-one will have time to clean the gorilla enclosure,

0:06:25 > 0:06:27meaning it'll be shut down.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Over! Caput! Finito!

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Take your time, boys. There's no rush.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35And with that stupid, stinking simian Jurgen out of the way,

0:06:35 > 0:06:37the zoo will be mine!

0:06:37 > 0:06:41And tomorrow, the world! Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!

0:06:41 > 0:06:43Hee-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Hoo-ha-ha-ha-ha-heh-heh!

0:06:46 > 0:06:47Heh-heh! Heh-heh! Heh.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50- You quite finished?- Yep.- Good.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53So, as the inspector reaches the tortoises...

0:06:53 > 0:06:56- Yo, who this guy?- The inspector. - And what he do?

0:06:56 > 0:06:59- He's checking to see if your enclosure's clean.- For what?

0:06:59 > 0:07:01- To decide whether to kick you out of the zoo or not.- What?!

0:07:01 > 0:07:04But I got so much more I want to do here!

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Me and Reggie was going to start a book club.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09- Little Jimmy was going to get the band back together.- Pass.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12- Tina and me were...- It's all right. You've passed.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15- You're staying. - Man, that was emotional!

0:07:15 > 0:07:20So, as the inspection continues, over in the giraffe house, all the

0:07:20 > 0:07:22keepers have finally turned up to...

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Oh, no. No, no.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26No, it's still just Jim on his own.

0:07:27 > 0:07:31Probably your worst day ever, hmm?

0:07:31 > 0:07:33It pretty much is, yeah.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37It's...it's not something everybody looks forward to.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39HE LAUGHS

0:07:39 > 0:07:41- You missed a bit.- Huh?

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Nothing.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45I'll just leave you two to it.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Yeah.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50With the keepers still busy cleaning up Brutus's mess...

0:07:50 > 0:07:53- Take your time!- ..and Jim still struggling on his own,

0:07:53 > 0:07:57on Gorilla Island, Jurgen and the boys are still waiting for

0:07:57 > 0:07:59their cleaning team to arrive.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Oh, no! The inspector's just left the tortoises!

0:08:01 > 0:08:03I think he's going to be here soon.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Stop worrying, you silly boy.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Everything is going to be OK.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Jim is a fine figure of a man,

0:08:10 > 0:08:12he'll finish the giraffe house in no time.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15And then it's our turn.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17I hope you're right, boss.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Jim looks like he's struggling to me.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22Yeah, dude. I don't want to get shut down.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24I kind of really like it here.

0:08:24 > 0:08:28Trust me, boys. When have I ever let you down?

0:08:28 > 0:08:30- Well, there was that time... - Shut up.- And obviously when that...

0:08:30 > 0:08:33- And then last week when...- Shut up.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Time is running out for the gorillas.

0:08:35 > 0:08:39But, at last, the keepers have finished sorting out Brutus's mess.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Excellent. I'm totally ready for the inspector.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45But, oh, dear, just look at the time.

0:08:45 > 0:08:49It's almost the end of the day, and the keepers still have the entire

0:08:49 > 0:08:51giraffe enclosure to clean out.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54How will they ever get to those stinky gorillas?

0:08:54 > 0:08:58That flea-bitten furball will definitely fail the inspection and,

0:08:58 > 0:09:01oh, dear, get booted out of the zoo.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Oh, dear. But at least Jim's got some good news.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05All these lovely people came to help me.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07But it's bad news for Jurgen.

0:09:07 > 0:09:11What? What has Jim been doing all day? Why is it not finished?

0:09:11 > 0:09:15I don't know, but what I do know is that this place is a complete state.

0:09:15 > 0:09:20- And it needs cleaning, right now! - Oh, no! Really?- Uh-oh.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Look, dudes, the inspector dude's on his way.

0:09:22 > 0:09:26By my reckoning, we have exactly 38 seconds to get this place shipshape,

0:09:26 > 0:09:30- otherwise it'll be over! Caput! Finito!- Shut up, Jeffrey!

0:09:30 > 0:09:34That's 36 seconds! There's only one thing left to do.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36What's that, dude?

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Get cleaning!

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Ungh!

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Oof!

0:09:45 > 0:09:46Argh!

0:09:48 > 0:09:49Ugh!

0:09:52 > 0:09:54INSPECTOR HUMS A TUNE

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Ugh!

0:09:59 > 0:10:02- Ugh! - SPLASH!

0:10:06 > 0:10:08SPLASH!

0:10:08 > 0:10:10SCREECH!

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Finito!

0:10:13 > 0:10:16We done it.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Very good. That's a pass.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22OK, everybody, just stand still and smile.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Wait for it.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26And...

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Very, very tidy.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30It's a definite plus. A-plus.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Woohoo!

0:10:34 > 0:10:37- Good work, boys. - Yeah, well done, everyone.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39This place is, like, totally spotless.

0:10:39 > 0:10:43- And not a firecracker in sight, Hank.- Yeah. I got rid of them.

0:10:43 > 0:10:44Yes, well done, Hank.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Where did you put them, by the way?

0:10:46 > 0:10:50I sold them to a tiny ginger monkey.

0:10:50 > 0:10:54- What?! No! No! No, no, no! No! - BANG!

0:10:54 > 0:10:58- Martin!- But you said we had to trash the enclosure.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01- Not now, you imbecile! - BANG! BANG!

0:11:01 > 0:11:05- Martin!- Firecrackers in the enclosure? Instant fail.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08No, no, no, no, no, no! No! It wasn't me.

0:11:08 > 0:11:12It was fine a second ago. Please, come back! Come back, please!

0:11:12 > 0:11:15Please, come back! No-o-o-o-o-o-o!

0:11:18 > 0:11:22ANIMALS SING IN SCAT STYLE