0:00:04 > 0:00:07SCAT SINGING
0:00:29 > 0:00:30Shut up.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35It's Monday morning at the zoo,
0:00:35 > 0:00:38and everyone's preparing for another busy week.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Wait for it, wait for it...
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Ta-da! Look at me.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46There are over 200 animal enclosures at the zoo.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Some big...
0:00:49 > 0:00:50Oh, dude.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53And some, well...even bigger.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57Erm... Hello? Is there anybody there?
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Hello?
0:00:58 > 0:01:01And each one requires constant maintenance,
0:01:01 > 0:01:06and that requires the provision of maintenance on a constant basis.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08I'll help! I'll help!
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Constantly.
0:01:10 > 0:01:15- Thanks a lot. - You're welcome.- I give up.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Keeping on top of these chores is an important daily part of
0:01:18 > 0:01:20daily life for all the keepers.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Oi, mate, you missed a bit.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25But some chores are so big, every now and then,
0:01:25 > 0:01:29even head-keeper Craig has to call in a few reinforcements.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32- Say hello, Craig.- Hello.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33Who's coming to help today?
0:01:33 > 0:01:35We've got the Army in today.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38That's right.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Craig has arranged for a crack squad of Commandos to make a
0:01:40 > 0:01:42lightning raid into the zoo.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Erm... Is there anything we can do to speed them up?
0:01:47 > 0:01:50TRAIN TOOTS
0:01:50 > 0:01:51Thanks.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57At last, my army of minions is here.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59They will build the death ray I've designed,
0:01:59 > 0:02:02then my reign of terror can begin.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Today, the zoo, tomorrow, the world!
0:02:05 > 0:02:09Martin? Ready the all-terrain assault vehicle.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Where is it parked, again, sire?
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Martin, just do as I say.
0:02:14 > 0:02:19The Army? Why was I not told about this?
0:02:19 > 0:02:22If they needed some extra firepower, then they should have asked me.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25I'm the one with the big guns.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27But I thought you knew about everything
0:02:27 > 0:02:28happening at the zoo, boss?
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Ja, ja, the army.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32I remember now.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36- I got a memo about that. - So, why are they here?
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Well, uh... It's...
0:02:38 > 0:02:39It's top-secret.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40It's classified.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43No way. Maybe they're finally going to build that
0:02:43 > 0:02:46new luxury gymnasium you keep promising us.
0:02:46 > 0:02:47Well, yeah, that's it.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51Now, the hot tub and sauna can go up there,
0:02:51 > 0:02:55and the weights and rowing machine down here.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Oh, dear.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01No, you muscle-bound moron, they are here to build my death ray.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03And then I will melt you.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06No, they're going to build my gymnasium.
0:03:06 > 0:03:12- Death ray.- Gymnasium.- Death ray! - Gymnasium!- Death ray!- Gymnasium!
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Excuse me!
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Please could you keep the noise down?
0:03:17 > 0:03:19We're trying to shout at each other here.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Actually, it looks like the Army's first job of the day
0:03:24 > 0:03:26is in the Diana monkey enclosure.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Eh?!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Craig, what's going on?
0:03:30 > 0:03:33They're going to help us build our Diana monkey frame.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Did you hear that, Geraldine?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38They're going to build you a new climbing frame.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39Eh?!
0:03:39 > 0:03:43Really useful for us cos these poles are pretty heavy.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45You do need a lot of manpower.
0:03:45 > 0:03:50And the arrival of all this manpower has not gone unnoticed.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Oh, aren't they just dreamy?
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Oh, look at the biceps on them, Sharon.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56Coo-ee, Mr Soldier.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00OMG.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03He's looking.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04Is he still looking?
0:04:04 > 0:04:07I was going to be in the Army, but I failed the medical.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10- What was wrong? - They said I had two left feet.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Well, of course you have. You're a quadruped.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14You've got two right feet as well.
0:04:14 > 0:04:15HE GIGGLES
0:04:15 > 0:04:18So I have! Will you look at that?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Yippee!
0:04:20 > 0:04:22PANICKED SCREAMS
0:04:24 > 0:04:27But not everyone is happy with this military intervention.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Why are they wasting their time on the monkeys?
0:04:30 > 0:04:33I need my new gim-nasium to stay buff.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Don't you mean gymnasium?
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Yeah, yeah, gim-nasium. That's what I said.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Look, I'm so weak.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43I can barely lift this tiny tuft of grass.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Oh, and now I broke a nail.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Back at the monkey enclosure,
0:04:49 > 0:04:52work is progressing with military precision.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Sergeant Mike, can you just run us through
0:04:55 > 0:04:58the technical specifications of the new climbing frame?
0:04:58 > 0:05:00HE SQUEAKS LIKE A MONKEY
0:05:00 > 0:05:01Yeah, well, thank you for that.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03What did he say, Geraldine?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Eh?!
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Thank you. Never mind.
0:05:07 > 0:05:13With everything bolted down, hammered in, or simply stuck up,
0:05:13 > 0:05:16it's time for Geraldine to inspect the Army's handiwork.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20So, what do you make of the new climbing frame, Geraldine?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Eh?!
0:05:22 > 0:05:23OK.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Geraldine, if I were to grade the climbing frame
0:05:26 > 0:05:29using and alphabetical system with A being the best
0:05:29 > 0:05:32and Z being the worst, what would you give it?
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Eh?!
0:05:34 > 0:05:35A. That's what I thought.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Well done. Very good.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40With their first mission accomplished,
0:05:40 > 0:05:43the animals are eager to discover what the Army will be building next.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Gymnasium!
0:05:45 > 0:05:49- Death ray!- Gymnasium! - Death ray!- Gymnasium!
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Let's not start all that again.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Why don't we just find you two an arbitrator?
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Yeah, excellent idea.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58An indestructible cyborg sent from the future
0:05:58 > 0:06:00to destroy that little furball.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Dude, that's a Terminator, not an arbitrator.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Oh, ah. Shut up.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Why don't we ask Duchess?
0:06:09 > 0:06:13She's one of the oldest and wisest animals in the zoo.
0:06:13 > 0:06:14Hello, Duchess.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16I don't know who you are or where you are from,
0:06:16 > 0:06:18but you're very welcome.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Right. So, what do you think the Army should build next?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Oh, the Army!
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Oh, there's nothing like a regiment of fine young men...
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Yes. Yeah, but what do you...
0:06:28 > 0:06:32Reminds me of my time as captain of a submarine, fighting Napoleon, yes.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34With the Romans.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Does it? OK.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38- What's the... - Everything smelt of eggs!
0:06:38 > 0:06:40I'll never forget those days.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Yeah, but do you know what the Army...?
0:06:42 > 0:06:43Army? What army?
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Well, the Army here at the zoo.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- You remember?- Oh, the Army!
0:06:48 > 0:06:52Oh, there's nothing like a regiment of fine young men.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56Maybe Duchess isn't the best person to ask, after all.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Man, they should build something for us, bro.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Every year we ask for a skateboard ramp, and we never get it.
0:07:01 > 0:07:02And they said we could have a zip wire.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- You know it. You know they did. - Man, you're giving it all that,
0:07:05 > 0:07:08you're probably too scared to go on a zip wire.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12- Yo, come here and say that to my face.- All right, bro, I will.
0:07:12 > 0:07:17I'm coming. You watch yourself, because I'm coming for you.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Very slowly.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23Anyway, it looks like the Army have already selected their next target.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Yeah, what is it?
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Well...
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Come on, come on.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30..it's, erm...
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Oh, just tell us, you imbecile!
0:07:32 > 0:07:35..the...
0:07:35 > 0:07:36He's really milking this.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38..it's the gorilla enclosure!
0:07:38 > 0:07:45Yeah! Get in! New gymnasium here we come!
0:07:45 > 0:07:48- Dude.- Curse that meddling meathead.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51- This isn't over! - In your face, little rodent!
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Boss, he's a primate, not a rodent.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55- Geoffrey...- Yes, boss?
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Shut up.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00That overgrown oaf has stolen my minions.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02We must strike back, Martin.
0:08:02 > 0:08:03But how?
0:08:03 > 0:08:06We could wee in his hot tub, sire.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Ah, disgusting, Martin!
0:08:08 > 0:08:10That's utterly depraved!
0:08:10 > 0:08:11I love it!
0:08:13 > 0:08:18Yes. Meanwhile, it's all hands on deck for the Army.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Oh, no, wait, hang on, that's the Navy, isn't it?
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Is the camera on?- Yeah.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23- Yeah, it is.- Are you sure?
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Yeah, the red light's, erm...
0:08:25 > 0:08:29I mean, obviously, I've offered my services as head Army person.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33- You mean General. - Yeah, the general army person.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35But they said Craig was in charge.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39Craig, what have you got planned for Jurgen and the boys, then?
0:08:39 > 0:08:40Ah, just cutting down this old net.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44It's starting to fray. While the Army are here,
0:08:44 > 0:08:46we'll get them to cut it down and get them to carry it out
0:08:46 > 0:08:48cos it's very, very heavy.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Cutting an old net down.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Yeah, I think Jurgen might be expecting a bit more than that.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55I made my plans very clear.
0:08:55 > 0:09:00A three-tier gymnasium with a sauna and a hot tub.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01What about the hot tub, Craig?
0:09:01 > 0:09:04- Sorry?- The hot tub for Jurgen!
0:09:04 > 0:09:06I can't hear you.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08I'm sure it will all be fine.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11As long as there's a hot tub, I'll be happy.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15And a juice bar.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Straight over there, yeah.
0:09:17 > 0:09:18Cheers, lads.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21With the Army's...extensive work completed,
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Jurgen can't wait to see his new...
0:09:24 > 0:09:26gym.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Last one in the hot tub is a big, hairy ape.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33What is this?!
0:09:33 > 0:09:36The roof is full of holes.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38No juice bar, then?
0:09:38 > 0:09:39No!
0:09:39 > 0:09:41And where's the sauna?
0:09:41 > 0:09:44There was meant to be a sauna here.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49And this hot tub tastes of...
0:09:49 > 0:09:51pee-pee.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55HE LAUGHS
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Sorry.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Yeah, Jurgs, it all looks the same to me.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Wait a second, there's a new net.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Guys, look!
0:10:03 > 0:10:07A new net. It's exactly what I asked for.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10I thought you wanted a three-tier gymnasium?
0:10:10 > 0:10:11Shut up.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Oh, you hulking halfwit,
0:10:13 > 0:10:17my minions can't waste time building you a gymnasium.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19They have a death ray to construct.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22Sire, they're leaving.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24What? Minions!
0:10:24 > 0:10:27I command you to return!
0:10:27 > 0:10:28Minions!
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Never mind, sire. How about a nice cup of tea?
0:10:31 > 0:10:33- Martin?- Yes, sire.
0:10:33 > 0:10:34Shut up.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36That's my line, you little rodent.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Primate, boss.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40- Geoffrey...- Yes, boss?
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Shut up.