The Wegetarian

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04THEY BEATBOX

0:00:04 > 0:00:08THEY SCAT

0:00:11 > 0:00:14THEY HARMONISE

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Shut up.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34It's Monday morning at the zoo.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36CAWING

0:00:36 > 0:00:38And all the animals are waking up.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41THEY YAWN

0:00:41 > 0:00:44STOMACH RUMBLES And they're hungry.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46I think your stomach is trying to say something.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48- Yeah, you know what it said?- No.

0:00:48 > 0:00:53- It says shut up. - HE LAUGHS

0:00:55 > 0:00:59- UNDER HIS BREATH:- You're so annoying.- What?- Nothing.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Feeding time is the most important daily part of daily life

0:01:02 > 0:01:03for all the animals.

0:01:04 > 0:01:09Nearly a tonne of food is consumed by the animals every single day,

0:01:09 > 0:01:12including many mounds of mouthwatering meat

0:01:12 > 0:01:14and blooming loads of vegetables.

0:01:14 > 0:01:18They both have their own nutritional benefits.

0:01:18 > 0:01:22But what is better - being a carnivore or a vegetarian-ivore?

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Oh, hello!

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Look at these bad boys.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28- HE GRUNTS - Ooh, biceps!

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Ooh, the glutes.

0:01:30 > 0:01:34All built using wegetables.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Nothing else.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Wegetable power!

0:01:39 > 0:01:42- Yeah!- Yeah. Why, thank you for that.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45But not every animal is keen on vegetarianism

0:01:45 > 0:01:47especially not the tigers.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49You know, that is simply not true.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51I love vegetarians,

0:01:51 > 0:01:54they are wonderful, delightful.

0:01:54 > 0:01:59Especially deep-fried in breadcrumbs with barbecue sauce.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01- HE CHUCKLES - Delicious.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Mm. Anyway.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06Senior storeman Nick is in charge of vegetables

0:02:06 > 0:02:08and it is up to him to make sure there is always

0:02:08 > 0:02:11enough for the hundreds of herbivores at the zoo.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14We go through a massive amount of lettuces,

0:02:14 > 0:02:18cabbages and carrots and beetroot

0:02:18 > 0:02:22and everything that we bring in today will all go out today.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24All this will go out to the animals today.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Sorry, when?

0:02:26 > 0:02:27Today.

0:02:27 > 0:02:31It's a full-time job keeping all the animals fully nutritional-ised.

0:02:31 > 0:02:35And as Nick heads off for his first veg delivery of the day,

0:02:35 > 0:02:38for senior cat keeper Helen, it is all about the meat.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41Helen, what the hakuna matata are you doing?

0:02:41 > 0:02:44I'm just sorting out the cat feeds for the week,

0:02:44 > 0:02:45so we get a delivery once a week.

0:02:45 > 0:02:49Then I've got to organise it for the individual cat's feeds.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Well, get on with it then.

0:02:51 > 0:02:55The carnivorous cats love nothing more than Helen's high-protein

0:02:55 > 0:02:56hunks of flesh.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00TIGER GRUNTS

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Oh, high-protein hunk of flesh,

0:03:03 > 0:03:05sounds like you are talking about my Neil.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09Oh, darling, really. I mean, look at him.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11You could've had the pick of the pride,

0:03:11 > 0:03:14but you married the runt of the litter.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Oh, mum, leave him alone. Wish you would give him a chance.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19I think he's lovely.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23Oh, come on, darling. You could do so much better.

0:03:23 > 0:03:28Oh, you remember Maximus? Oh! Now, he came from an excellent bloodline.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30He really was king of the jungle.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34Mum! Maximus spent longer on his hair than you do.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Details, darling, details.

0:03:37 > 0:03:42I mean... Ugh. Look at this lump. He's a lazy, puny, long-haired bum.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46Mum! You shouldn't talk about him like that behind his back.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49- Ugh. OK. Hey!- Hello?

0:03:49 > 0:03:53You are a lazy, puny, long-haired bum.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56- Oh, that's a bit harsh.- Mum!

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Well, you said not to talk about him behind his back.

0:03:59 > 0:04:00Hm.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Well, vegetarian or meat eater,

0:04:02 > 0:04:06every animal in the zoo absolutely loves their food.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Some like it in bowls.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Some, dangled from a piece of string.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Some...

0:04:13 > 0:04:15straight out of their own noses.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Mm. Salty.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Dirty boy.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Back in the lion enclosure,

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Neil has taken his mother-in-law's comments to heart.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27My mother-in-law thinks I'm useless.

0:04:27 > 0:04:31She called me a long-haired bum.

0:04:31 > 0:04:32- She said lazy too. - Oh, thanks.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Yeah. Puny as well, actually.

0:04:35 > 0:04:36Right, thanks.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39I might be puny compared to Maximus,

0:04:39 > 0:04:41but, you know, what am I supposed to do about it?

0:04:41 > 0:04:45Well, I don't know. Why don't you ask Gerkan? He's massive.

0:04:45 > 0:04:46The gorilla?

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Wow, look at that guy.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02Kiss my guns, you itty-bitty kitty.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Wow, how did he get so buff?

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Wegetables.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08He's a...wegetarian.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Oh, brilliant! Well, that's it.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12I'm going to show that old battle-axe of a mother-in-law

0:05:12 > 0:05:16that Neil the lion can be a king of the jungle.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Maximus can kiss my hairy guns.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22From now on, I'm a wegetarian.

0:05:22 > 0:05:23Right, well.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28As Nick continues his deliveries,

0:05:28 > 0:05:32Neil's new-found wegetarianism is being put into practise.

0:05:32 > 0:05:33He's done what?

0:05:33 > 0:05:36He's gone vegetarian because you called him puny.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38He said he got the idea from the gorilla.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41From the gorilla? Have you seen the gorilla?

0:05:41 > 0:05:44HE HUMS

0:05:44 > 0:05:45Well, he is buff.

0:05:45 > 0:05:50Buff, he may be, but he is thicker than a rhino's backside.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Ugh, speaking of which.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Oh, what is that horrendous smell?

0:05:54 > 0:05:59- Your dinner. - Oh, but where's the flesh?

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Ugh! You are a vegetarian.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04You do know that means no meat, don't you?

0:06:04 > 0:06:09Really? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, yeah, of course. I knew that.

0:06:09 > 0:06:10Yummy.

0:06:10 > 0:06:14Meanwhile, over on baboon rock, it is not just a simple question of

0:06:14 > 0:06:16meat or weg,

0:06:16 > 0:06:19the keepers sometimes give the animals other things to chew on.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21It's called enrichment.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23We give them things like boxes to tear up,

0:06:23 > 0:06:25to throw at each other, throw down the rock.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27But we also give them things like broom heads to keep them

0:06:27 > 0:06:30stimulated, to keep them thinking. Something other than food.

0:06:30 > 0:06:34So, what do they call this stuff the keepers have given us?

0:06:34 > 0:06:35Enrichment?

0:06:35 > 0:06:38No, no. Big Tony said it's not from the keepers.

0:06:38 > 0:06:42He said he organised it. It's called health food.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45He said it's going to make as big and strong, just like the gorillas.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47He's been selling it to everyone.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Eat it up, guys. There's plenty more where that came from.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Just remember who gave it to you.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55- Tony, I think these are just brooms. - What did you say!

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Nothing, Big Tony. So sorry. It's a lovely treat, thank you, sir.

0:06:58 > 0:06:59Creep.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Neil is now ready to get his teeth firmly

0:07:01 > 0:07:03stuck into wegetarianism.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Oh, it is embarrassing.

0:07:06 > 0:07:10- This is not the behaviour of a apex predator.- Mum, shush.

0:07:10 > 0:07:14Don't you listen to her, sweetheart. You show those carrots who's boss.

0:07:14 > 0:07:19Oh, yes, approach them very slowly, you do not want them to run away.

0:07:19 > 0:07:23- Oh, mum!- Oh, darling, you know, I've been thinking,

0:07:23 > 0:07:26why don't we get Maximus over for dinner?

0:07:26 > 0:07:29- I hear he's still very fond of you. - Mum!

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Come on, Neil. Got to get buff.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34I'll show that mother-in-law.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Ugh. Give me strength!

0:07:36 > 0:07:39I don't know what you see in him, darling.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43- He cannot even kill a carrot. - Yes...I...can!

0:07:43 > 0:07:47HE EATS GREEDILY, THEN RETCHES

0:07:47 > 0:07:51Oh, yeah, no. I can't. I can't. I'm done, I tried.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55While Neil struggles with his wegetable-based diet,

0:07:55 > 0:07:57there's no such problem for the gorillas.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02That lion gives up too easily.

0:08:02 > 0:08:06If he wants the guns, he's got to eat the plums.

0:08:06 > 0:08:07Plums aren't a vegetable.

0:08:07 > 0:08:11Oh, shut up! I couldn't think of a vegetable to rhyme with guns.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Look, have you thought that maybe lions aren't supposed to be

0:08:14 > 0:08:15- eat vegetables?- Hm?

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Their digestive tracts, well,

0:08:17 > 0:08:19they are built to break down a purely protein-based diet.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22- Jeffrey, you're babbling again. - Look, all I'm saying is...

0:08:22 > 0:08:25- Shut...- What I'm saying...- ..up.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29After his brief dalliance with wegetarianism,

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Neil is feeling a little mixed up.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34Look, I'd do anything to be more like Maximus.

0:08:34 > 0:08:38Anything to get that battle-axe off my back.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41But those tiny, evil pieces of orange filth...

0:08:41 > 0:08:42You mean carrots?

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Oh, no. Don't even say the word. Oh!

0:08:45 > 0:08:47And I can't stop thinking about meat.

0:08:48 > 0:08:52Juicy...tender...

0:08:52 > 0:08:56meat.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Oh, no! Look, you're not thinking about eating me, are you?

0:08:59 > 0:09:03- Oh, no. No, no, no. No way. - HE CHUCKLES

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Actually, yes. Yes, I was.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07I'm sorry. Meat, weg...

0:09:07 > 0:09:09- ECHOING:- I don't know what to do.

0:09:09 > 0:09:10Well, let's ask Helen.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Helen, if it was up to you, would you be a carnivore

0:09:13 > 0:09:15or a wegetarian-ivore?

0:09:15 > 0:09:18With the carnivores, they only have to eat maybe once a week

0:09:18 > 0:09:23while herbivores tend to have to eat for up to 16 hours a day sometimes.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25I've always said if there is such a thing as next lives,

0:09:25 > 0:09:29I'd love to come back as a tiger or a lion in a nice zoo,

0:09:29 > 0:09:32sleep all day, and let someone bring me food.

0:09:32 > 0:09:33So, there you go, Neil.

0:09:33 > 0:09:3716 hours of looking for disgusting wegetables, versus

0:09:37 > 0:09:40sitting around all day, having meat brought to you on a plate.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42The choice is yours.

0:09:44 > 0:09:50Oh, Helen, Helen, get me some meat with a side order of meat.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52And some meat on top.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Oh, well, that is a surprise, a turn-up for the books.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Running off to Helen for his din din.

0:09:57 > 0:10:01Mum, it doesn't matter what you think. I want Neil,

0:10:01 > 0:10:04and I think he's perfect just the way he is.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Ugh. Pass me the sick bucket.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10HE EATS LOUDLY AND SLOPPILY

0:10:13 > 0:10:16So, another day of deliveries comes to an end for Nick.

0:10:17 > 0:10:18HORN HONKS

0:10:18 > 0:10:20CAR CRASHES Ouch!

0:10:20 > 0:10:23And we've learned a very waluable lesson.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Well, actually, we haven't, really.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Gorillas like wegetables and lions like meat,

0:10:28 > 0:10:31and neither is better. HE BELCHES